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2009-12-14 12:20:26 PM  
As usual I'm farking late to these parties.

I think I'm meant not to get BIEs ever but any farkette wants to send me an advance Xmas present I'll be grateful

/Promise to follow the rules about BIEs
 
2009-12-14 12:20:26 PM  
kmp1331: Third In Line: Meatschool: Third In Line: I happen to like AIE..

Hi there TIL! You want AIE? If so, is the EIP good for the AIE?

I'm with FM27. It's easier if y'all each send me a request...


Yeah, Meatschool! If it feels good, do it!!!

I'm getting some weird formatting error when I copy/paste the EIP into gmail.


It always does that for the "at" and the "dot". Try mine next.
 
2009-12-14 12:21:18 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf:
You could come swing with my big ten inch.... record that plays the blues


Kinky
 
2009-12-14 12:22:16 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Got damn slack jawed youngins around here with no appreciate of the amount of bannings we've taken.

I don't see how BIE would get you banned. Offsite is offsite, yes?

tuna fingers: BIE, SarahL?

Are you offering or asking?
 
2009-12-14 12:23:09 PM  
I don't have much to say except "BIE, please."

/EIP
 
2009-12-14 12:23:13 PM  
SarahL: IdBeCrazyIf: Got damn slack jawed youngins around here with no appreciate of the amount of bannings we've taken.

I don't see how BIE would get you banned. Offsite is offsite, yes?

tuna fingers: BIE, SarahL?

Are you offering or asking?


Asking!
 
2009-12-14 12:23:43 PM  
I've heard of BIE, but I assume it's like bigfoot or aliens, people talk about it, but it always turns out to be fake.
/EIP anyway
 
2009-12-14 12:24:09 PM  
tuna fingers: Asking!

Hahaha no
 
2009-12-14 12:25:02 PM  
SarahL: I don't see how BIE would get you banned. Offsite is offsite, yes?

There is a fine line where the requester and giver can cross and its pretty gray.

Obviously the modmins are kosher with whats going on in here though. Usually ones inline pics start dropping through someone gets all stabby, reports it and the thread is cleansed like the unclean during Armageddon.

Usually I lead the charge, but lately here I get enough BIE on a daily basis so I don't need to ask for it. Besides, some of the BIE I get is gorgor level and Im not looking to get anymore of that.
 
2009-12-14 12:25:40 PM  
Ive been on Fark for close to 100 years and I've never received BIE. Even when I was a TFer. BIE is a myth!! (prove me wrong (please))
 
2009-12-14 12:28:17 PM  
also EIP..
 
2009-12-14 12:29:45 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: There is a fine line where the requester and giver can cross and its pretty gray.

Ah. That makes sense. Thanks for clearing that up.
 
2009-12-14 12:29:46 PM  
yellow_ducki: IdBeCrazyIf: yellow_ducki: //I'm a modest B cup

"...short and stout,
This is my handle
This is my spout...."

/wait wha?
//weirdest earworm ever
 
2009-12-14 12:30:29 PM  
kmp1331: Third In Line: Meatschool: Third In Line: I happen to like AIE..

Hi there TIL! You want AIE? If so, is the EIP good for the AIE?

I'm with FM27. It's easier if y'all each send me a request...


Yeah, Meatschool! If it feels good, do it!!!

I'm getting some weird formatting error when I copy/paste the EIP into gmail.


Yeah, you have to pretty much type it in.
 
2009-12-14 12:32:17 PM  
I just got some awesome BIE, anybody else sending?
 
2009-12-14 12:33:24 PM  
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BIE&defid=2912687

boobies in e-mail.
A request often found on Fark.com
please send me BIE, thanks.

wow urban dictionary mentioning fark...
 
2009-12-14 12:33:25 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: SarahL: IdBeCrazyIf: You'll get over it

This, too.

Got damn slack jawed youngins around here with no appreciate of the amount of bannings we've taken.


I ain't no youngin, and I'll be sheep dipped if you think I'm falling for the 'fake broken arm, please check the back of my van' trick AGAIN, you danged idjit!
 
2009-12-14 12:33:49 PM  
How is this thread still alive?

/subby
 
2009-12-14 12:34:08 PM  
John Ashpool: I just got some awesome BIE, anybody else sending?

Seriously guys, if you email me it is easier... if you want.
I have not disappointed anyone.
 
2009-12-14 12:35:36 PM  
zedster: How is this thread still alive?

/subby


*raises hand*

Third In Line: John Ashpool: I just got some awesome BIE, anybody else sending?

Seriously guys, if you email me it is easier... if you want.
I have not disappointed anyone.


This. EIP or I'm not sending it anymore. It's too much work hitting everyone's profile.
 
2009-12-14 12:36:03 PM  
zedster: How is this thread still alive?

/subby


Sometimes even mods have to appreciate BIE threads.
 
2009-12-14 12:38:14 PM  
John Ashpool: I just got some awesome BIE, anybody else sending?

I can send you my hairy ones!
 
2009-12-14 12:38:43 PM  
stormmaster83: Sometimes even mods have to appreciate BIE threads.

Its rare....thank you to whoever's on watch duty this morning.

Just no one piss whoever takes over the afternoon

tamsnod27: I ain't no youngin, and I'll be sheep dipped if you think I'm falling for the 'fake broken arm, please check the back of my van' trick AGAIN, you danged idjit!

All you had to do was put on the lotion
 
2009-12-14 12:39:56 PM  
notnews.today.com

BIE or the Cliche Kitty gets it!!!
 
2009-12-14 12:41:11 PM  
Keystone Copout: What a Dell support tech may look like...

hmm, that would explain why the tech was rather mellow as i yelled at him regarding the laptop i have that has been malfunctioning for a month, that was sent to be fixed, was made worse, was fixed on site, and then became unusable

the replacement arrives today, so i may not have the shakes anymore
 
2009-12-14 12:41:50 PM  
My subtle hint didn't seem to work so I'll try another aproach......ahem.......PLEASE PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY BIE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!

um, thank you
 
2009-12-14 12:42:10 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf:
Its rare....thank you to whoever's on watch duty this morning.

Just no one piss whoever takes over the afternoon


What if I offer them BIE?
 
2009-12-14 12:42:46 PM  
fookin eejit: My subtle hint didn't seem to work so I'll try another aproach......ahem.......PLEASE PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY BIE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!

um, thank you


EIP
 
2009-12-14 12:42:55 PM  
loonatic112358: Keystone Copout: What a Dell support tech may look like...

hmm, that would explain why the tech was rather mellow as i yelled at him regarding the laptop i have that has been malfunctioning for a month, that was sent to be fixed, was made worse, was fixed on site, and then became unusable

the replacement arrives today, so i may not have the shakes anymore


Maybe the replacement will come with boobies haha
 
2009-12-14 12:43:33 PM  
I know I'm a bit late to the party, but did someone say BIE?

This is definitely not a i856.photobucket.com

and my E is in my P if anyone is in the sharing Christmas spirit.
 
2009-12-14 12:43:46 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: Its rare....thank you to whoever's on watch duty this morning.

Just no one piss whoever takes over the afternoon


This! If I had B I'd send them IE to the mods. Instead, I'll just have to sit back and wait for all the BIE I won't be receiving.
 
2009-12-14 12:44:08 PM  
No EIP. I spurn your BIE.
 
2009-12-14 12:47:58 PM  
fookin eejit: My subtle hint didn't seem to work so I'll try another aproach......ahem.......PLEASE PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY BIE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!

um, thank you


EIP
 
2009-12-14 12:48:54 PM  
StaleCoffee: No EIP. I spurn your BIE.

to each his own
 
2009-12-14 12:49:02 PM  
Morning ladies!

Wonder if any of you might be willing to warm my day up? It's been between -20C and -40C for about a week here (usually we top out about -30 once or twice all winter, not 4 days in a row), so I'm very chilly and looking for something to get my blood pumping.

Any help?

/ EIP.
 
2009-12-14 12:50:26 PM  
FelineMommy27: I have not disappointed anyone.i>

I thank you, most kindly, for your pictorial response. I was most definitely not disappointed.
 
2009-12-14 12:51:12 PM  
Heims: Morning ladies!

Wonder if any of you might be willing to warm my day up? It's been between -20C and -40C for about a week here (usually we top out about -30 once or twice all winter, not 4 days in a row), so I'm very chilly and looking for something to get my blood pumping.

Any help?

/ EIP.


Sounds like you need someone to warm you up
 
2009-12-14 12:51:50 PM  
buddyrtr:
I thank you, most kindly, for your pictorial response. I was most definitely not disappointed.


You are very welcome
 
2009-12-14 12:53:51 PM  
StaleCoffee: No EIP. I spurn your BIE.

I didn't want to send it to you anyway
 
2009-12-14 12:53:51 PM  
Third In Line: StaleCoffee: No EIP. I spurn your BIE.

to each his own


Sadly.
 
2009-12-14 12:54:16 PM  
Meatschool: John Ashpool: I just got some awesome BIE, anybody else sending?

I can send you my hairy ones!


I'm sorry but I'll have to decline your offer I'm sure there are others here that would appreciate your consideration nttawwt.
 
2009-12-14 12:58:11 PM  
FelineMommy27: fookin eejit: My subtle hint didn't seem to work so I'll try another aproach......ahem.......PLEASE PLEASE DEAR GOD PLEASE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY BIE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!

um, thank you

EIP


A most gratified and heartfelt thank you!
 
2009-12-14 12:59:17 PM  
fookin eejit:
A most gratified and heartfelt thank you!


You are very welcome :)
 
2009-12-14 12:59:59 PM  
May I please have BIE? Please?

EIP
 
2009-12-14 01:01:10 PM  
FelineMommy27: StaleCoffee: No EIP. I spurn your BIE.

I didn't want to send it to you anyway


Well, now I've totally changed my mind.
 
2009-12-14 01:02:02 PM  
Oof, that article was very painful to read. And, this thread with all of the posts from undersexed buffoons is even worse.
 
2009-12-14 01:02:40 PM  
What are BIE?

/Graphical explanations preferred
 
2009-12-14 01:02:44 PM  
Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi: May I please have BIE? Please?

EIP


EIP

StaleCoffee:
Well, now I've totally changed my mind.


Have you now? Funny how that happens...
 
2009-12-14 01:03:25 PM  
Pretty please non hairy BIE!
 
2009-12-14 01:03:40 PM  
Urinal Gum: Oof, that article was very painful to read. And, this thread with all of the posts from undersexed buffoons is even worse.

Nice tack
 
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