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2009-12-14 11:44:35 AM  
yellow_ducki: IdBeCrazyIf: yellow_ducki: Bonus picture of my 'box':

Link (new window)

Do you gift wrap it for everyone or just special occasions?

A discussion about SNL's "Dick In A Box" brought about that picture. I always gift wrap it, I like to make a statement.

/Boobies aren't real
//I'm a modest B cup


That's a very nice size.
 
2009-12-14 11:45:52 AM  
Meatschool: wookie1: You are an asset to the Fark community.

Indeed. I think we all should at the very least raise our uh... glasses to her!


You know, if you guys want to show your appreciation, I do have a wishlist. It's conveniently located in my profile....
 
2009-12-14 11:46:13 AM  
FelineMommy27: Meatschool:
Yep it shore do!

Then you should have something in it

SarahL: What the f*ck happened in here?

*quietly raises hand*

OtherLittleGuy:
Way to go, peoples. You made her bewbies tired, and it's only Monday morning.

/epic effort, FM27

Well my nipple does hurt but that's from something else...

/takes bow

buddyrtr:
Seems to be. Now you have the time to send BIE's (grins & winks)

*snerk*


Care to swing some of the love my way?
 
2009-12-14 11:46:28 AM  
About time to head out for the day and do some actual work. Thanks for the thread/pics FM27, my email is always open to you :p

/EIP still
 
2009-12-14 11:46:31 AM  
SarahL:

StaleCoffee: The Polar Express crashed and littered the countryside with rubber nipples.

That happened to me once. Only it was a cargo train and it littered the countryside with FedEx packages. Christmas was ruined.


What? But.. SANTA!?
 
2009-12-14 11:46:53 AM  
Dear lord. This cracked 500 before noon ET on a Monday.

What will this thing end up at?
 
2009-12-14 11:49:05 AM  
StaleCoffee: What? But.. SANTA!?

Santa uses UPS and DHL now. F*ck FedEx.
 
2009-12-14 11:49:11 AM  
Gasological:
Care to swing some of the love my way?


That just sounds dirty

kmp1331:
Thanks for the thread/pics FM27, my email is always open to you :p


Heehee, you're very welcome.
 
2009-12-14 11:50:20 AM  
SarahL: StaleCoffee: What? But.. SANTA!?

Santa uses UPS and DHL now. F*ck FedEx.


DHL still exists?
 
2009-12-14 11:50:55 AM  
yes please
 
2009-12-14 11:51:12 AM  
superoogie: Dear lord. This cracked 500 before noon ET on a Monday.

What will this thing end up at?


I think we could revive this thing if SarahL and Yellowducki want to assist the ladies fielding BIE requests. Otherwise, I think this'll die shortly.
 
2009-12-14 11:51:56 AM  
superoogie: Dear lord. This cracked 500 before noon ET on a Monday.

What will this thing end up at?


Boobies in perpetual motion..
 
2009-12-14 11:52:08 AM  
Herb_the_betta: SarahL: StaleCoffee: What? But.. SANTA!?

Santa uses UPS and DHL now. F*ck FedEx.

DHL still exists?


DHL exists as the new iteration of Airborne Express.

/but you probably already knew that
 
2009-12-14 11:52:17 AM  
the bewbies gods are smiling today
 
2009-12-14 11:55:18 AM  
wookie1:
Otherwise, I think this'll die shortly.


I'm doing the best I can to keep up over here. It would be so much easier if the requests were going directly to my E in my P.
 
2009-12-14 11:55:51 AM  
twofeetcia: Herb_the_betta: SarahL: StaleCoffee: What? But.. SANTA!?
Santa uses UPS and DHL now. F*ck FedEx.
DHL still exists?
DHL exists as the new iteration of Airborne Express.
/but you probably already knew that


He's right, if I remember correctly.

wookie1: I think we could revive this thing if SarahL and Yellowducki want to assist the ladies fielding BIE requests. Otherwise, I think this'll die shortly.

Not happening.
 
2009-12-14 11:56:19 AM  
FelineMommy27: Gasological:
Care to swing some of the love my way?

That just sounds dirty



You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
2009-12-14 11:57:19 AM  
Screw it - tl;dr

I happen to like AIE...
 
2009-12-14 12:00:34 PM  
samiam4200: Boobies in perpetual motion..

That, my fellow farker, would be things of beauty.
 
2009-12-14 12:01:44 PM  
Gasological:
You say that like it's a bad thing.


Swinging love is never a bad thing
 
2009-12-14 12:02:28 PM  
Did someone say BIE?
I LOVE BIE!

EIP, SVP
 
2009-12-14 12:04:19 PM  
FelineMommy27: Gasological:
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Swinging love is never a bad thing


I see we're in agreement then.
 
2009-12-14 12:05:11 PM  
How do I go about getting BIE
I like B
:)
 
2009-12-14 12:05:53 PM  
FelineMommy27: Gasological:
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Swinging love is never a bad thing


You could come swing with my big ten inch.... record that plays the blues
 
2009-12-14 12:06:04 PM  
Mugombie: How do I go about getting BIE
I like B
:)


First you have to un-hide your email on your profile.
Think, man, think!
 
2009-12-14 12:06:10 PM  
Gasological:
I see we're in agreement then.


We are indeed
 
2009-12-14 12:06:41 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: FelineMommy27: Gasological:
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Swinging love is never a bad thing

You could come swing with my big ten inch.... record that plays the blues


I youtubed that just yesterday LOL
 
2009-12-14 12:08:01 PM  
Today is an excellent day
 
2009-12-14 12:08:39 PM  
Meh, BIE is an urban legend.
 
2009-12-14 12:11:21 PM  
FelineMommy27: wookie1:
Otherwise, I think this'll die shortly.

I'm doing the best I can to keep up over here. It would be so much easier if the requests were going directly to my E in my P.


For real? EIP but I will send it if that helps?
 
2009-12-14 12:11:25 PM  
Third In Line: I happen to like AIE..

Hi there TIL! You want AIE? If so, is the EIP good for the AIE?
 
2009-12-14 12:11:31 PM  
Glendale: Meh, BIE is an urban legend.

Glendale: Meh, BIE is an urban legend.

Sure it is


ygm
 
2009-12-14 12:11:31 PM  
SarahL: twofeetcia: Herb_the_betta: SarahL: StaleCoffee: What? But.. SANTA!?

Not happening.


You've changed, man
 
2009-12-14 12:12:06 PM  
Glendale: Meh, BIE is an urban legend.

Take note, gentlemen. This man has gone about it the right way. He was shown lack of enthusiasm and has dismissed the idea as hokum! This will undoubtedly make women crazy and they'll develop the "Oh you won't get excited about strange breasts showing up in your email? Well I'll show you! No one put my babies in a corner!" attitude and send him tits anyway.

/golf clap
 
2009-12-14 12:12:06 PM  
Third In Line: Glendale: Meh, BIE is an urban legend.

Glendale: Meh, BIE is an urban legend.

Sure it is


ygm


I like the new profile pic!
 
2009-12-14 12:12:57 PM  
CastorPimp: You've changed, man

Yes. Yes I have.
 
2009-12-14 12:13:05 PM  
WTF I've seen things in this thread that will haunt my dreams. Sometimes I wonder why I am in IT. I'm not sure I fit in, I think my definition of girl I can get, and hot girl are one in the same.

But some of this shiat in this thread, makes me wonder how farking low IT people think they can get, Jesus Christ.
 
2009-12-14 12:13:08 PM  
CastorPimp: SarahL: twofeetcia: Herb_the_betta: SarahL: StaleCoffee: What? But.. SANTA!?

Not happening.

You've changed, man


You'll get over it
 
2009-12-14 12:13:29 PM  
Meatschool: Third In Line: I happen to like AIE..

Hi there TIL! You want AIE? If so, is the EIP good for the AIE?


I'm with FM27. It's easier if y'all each send me a request...


Yeah, Meatschool! If it feels good, do it!!!
 
2009-12-14 12:14:09 PM  
CastorPimp: Third In Line: Glendale: Meh, BIE is an urban legend.

Glendale: Meh, BIE is an urban legend.

Sure it is


ygm

I like the new profile pic!


Thanks!
*curtsies*
 
2009-12-14 12:14:46 PM  
IdBeCrazyIf: You'll get over it

This, too.
 
2009-12-14 12:16:06 PM  
I've NEVER gotten BIE (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

/EIP
 
2009-12-14 12:16:15 PM  
Third In Line: Wrong_Intentions: [Checks Inbox: no new messages] Damn it!
[Checks Inbox: no new messages] Damn it!

[Checks Inbox: no new messages] Damn it!

[Checks Inbox: no new messages]...

You are cracking me up

*goes back to continue catching up on thread*


I just got caught up, can't believe I'm so late for the fun! Hopefully there's still some fun to be had.

This is exactly why I keep all my 'odds and ends' on a detachable HD, no complications from nosey people.

Oh, and EIP :).
 
2009-12-14 12:16:30 PM  
SarahL: Glendale: Meh, BIE is an urban legend.

Take note, gentlemen. This man has gone about it the right way. He was shown lack of enthusiasm and has dismissed the idea as hokum! This will undoubtedly make women crazy and they'll develop the "Oh you won't get excited about strange breasts showing up in your email? Well I'll show you! No one put my babies in a corner!" attitude and send him tits anyway.

/golf clap


Meh, I bet the BIE I already got is better anyway...
 
2009-12-14 12:16:31 PM  
I've been sitting here all morning working with my BIE song running through my head, just waiting for a chance to make a post.

Oh when, oh when will the BIE come?
Oh when, oh when will I see?
With EIP, hope I don't wait very long
Oh when, oh when will I see?
 
2009-12-14 12:17:12 PM  
Off to wash dishes. Being lazy today...
I'm not even dressed yet!!!
*waggles eyebrows*



will be chacking inbox
 
2009-12-14 12:17:43 PM  
R.A.Danny: Meh, I bet the BIE I already got is better anyway...

Gentlemen, this is also an excellent tactic.

/Take notes
//There will be a quizz
 
2009-12-14 12:18:03 PM  
SarahL: IdBeCrazyIf: You'll get over it

This, too.


Got damn slack jawed youngins around here with no appreciate of the amount of bannings we've taken.
 
2009-12-14 12:19:02 PM  
SarahL: IdBeCrazyIf: You'll get over it

This, too.


BIE, SarahL?
 
2009-12-14 12:19:05 PM  
Third In Line: Meatschool: Third In Line: I happen to like AIE..

Hi there TIL! You want AIE? If so, is the EIP good for the AIE?

I'm with FM27. It's easier if y'all each send me a request...


Yeah, Meatschool! If it feels good, do it!!!


I'm getting some weird formatting error when I copy/paste the EIP into gmail.
 
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