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2009-12-14 11:15:13 AM  
I have seen so many horrific pics of people on their personal computers working in IT. Not sure where this guy was going with this since he was on the other side of the world.
 
2009-12-14 11:15:19 AM  
KingKauff:
Pop quiz:
Where is the van today?


Down by the river
 
2009-12-14 11:15:46 AM  
sensualstrwbry: ObscureNameHere: That's one reason I've kept the beard all these years, as it adds a few years to my appearance. Also, with an English degree, such affectations are to be expected.

See, if I had a beard it would just be weird.

I also have an English degree. It's why I wear my glasses even though I could have contacts. I feel out of place with other English folk without my second set of eyes.


I have glasses as well, but that wasn't until I was 25 that I needed them. I could never do contacts, as poking myself in the eye each morning just isn't a big 'sell' to me.
 
2009-12-14 11:16:29 AM  
sensualstrwbry: ObscureNameHere: That's one reason I've kept the beard all these years, as it adds a few years to my appearance. Also, with an English degree, such affectations are to be expected.

See, if I had a beard it would just be weird.

I also have an English degree. It's why I wear my glasses even though I could have contacts. I feel out of place with other English folk without my second set of eyes.


Your glasses should scream out "I'M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I HAVE AN ENGLISH DEGREE!". Or, what you should do is get contacts, but keep a pair of reading glasses draped around your neck. That way, you can wear them on the tip of your nose and be all smarmy.

/just my .02
 
2009-12-14 11:16:34 AM  
FelineMommy27: KingKauff:
Pop quiz:
Where is the van today?

Down by the river


Sounds inspirational.
 
2009-12-14 11:16:46 AM  
sensualstrwbry: ObscureNameHere: That's one reason I've kept the beard all these years, as it adds a few years to my appearance. Also, with an English degree, such affectations are to be expected.

See, if I had a beard it would just be weird.

I also have an English degree. It's why I wear my glasses even though I could have contacts. I feel out of place with other English folk without my second set of eyes.


sensualstrwbry: ObscureNameHere: That's one reason I've kept the beard all these years, as it adds a few years to my appearance. Also, with an English degree, such affectations are to be expected.

See, if I had a beard it would just be weird.

I also have an English degree. It's why I wear my glasses even though I could have contacts. I feel out of place with other English folk without my second set of eyes.


Plus glasses can be sexier, except for the 80's looking ones, which are better suited for cooking ants on a sidewalk.
 
2009-12-14 11:17:06 AM  
Well fudgemuffins... late again!?

/eip
 
2009-12-14 11:18:07 AM  
I've gotta say, as one of the founding members of LBJ's Church of BIE, that today is a rare holy day, of which I am thankful to our creator and all his bountiful angels!
 
2009-12-14 11:18:18 AM  
And fail on me for clicking quote twice.
 
2009-12-14 11:18:34 AM  
Herb_the_betta:
Plus glasses can be sexier, except for the 80's looking ones, which are better suited for cooking ants on a sidewalk.


Does anyone remember the Alec Baldwin "I'm a Handsome Actor" bit from SNL? I think one of the Rules for Handsome Actors was to have glasses. The reason? So you could remove them with a swift and decisive hand motion to emphasize both your seriousness and handsomeness.
 
2009-12-14 11:19:29 AM  
ObscureNameHere:
Sounds inspirational.


It is indeed

Meatschool: Well fudgemuffins... late again!?

/eip


Late?
 
2009-12-14 11:19:52 AM  
Herb_the_betta: Plus glasses can be sexier, except for the 80's looking ones, which are better suited for cooking ants on a sidewalk.

Oh goodness yes. I have pretty stylish glasses and I think my face looks better with them than without.

ObscureNameHere: I have glasses as well, but that wasn't until I was 25 that I needed them. I could never do contacts, as poking myself in the eye each morning just isn't a big 'sell' to me.

I got contacts because I nearly blinded my man with the corner of my glasses one night. Now I just dont wear glasses if I'm planning on sexy time. Makes it easier to pretend he's Viggo that way too.

KingKauff: Your glasses should scream out "I'M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I HAVE AN ENGLISH DEGREE!". Or, what you should do is get contacts, but keep a pair of reading glasses draped around your neck. That way, you can wear them on the tip of your nose and be all smarmy.

I should try this, I could rock the naughty librarian a little more that way too.
 
2009-12-14 11:19:54 AM  
ObscureNameHere: Herb_the_betta:
Plus glasses can be sexier, except for the 80's looking ones, which are better suited for cooking ants on a sidewalk.

Does anyone remember the Alec Baldwin "I'm a Handsome Actor" bit from SNL? I think one of the Rules for Handsome Actors was to have glasses. The reason? So you could remove them with a swift and decisive hand motion to emphasize both your seriousness and handsomeness.


Great, now someone is going to post the CSI: Miami thing.
 
2009-12-14 11:21:23 AM  
KingKauff: Where is the van today?

Im using to move some furniture but this damn broken arm.....

I could use some help...any takers?...its all the way in the back of the van.
 
2009-12-14 11:23:02 AM  
yellow_ducki: Alright alright, here's a picture of my boobies:

Link (new window)

My back is really starting to hurt!


I'm not sure about those pixels, you know.
 
2009-12-14 11:23:20 AM  
sensualstrwbry: Herb_the_betta: Plus glasses can be sexier, except for the 80's looking ones, which are better suited for cooking ants on a sidewalk.

Oh goodness yes. I have pretty stylish glasses and I think my face looks better with them than without.

ObscureNameHere: I have glasses as well, but that wasn't until I was 25 that I needed them. I could never do contacts, as poking myself in the eye each morning just isn't a big 'sell' to me.

I got contacts because I nearly blinded my man with the corner of my glasses one night. Now I just dont wear glasses if I'm planning on sexy time. Makes it easier to pretend he's Viggo that way too.

KingKauff: Your glasses should scream out "I'M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I HAVE AN ENGLISH DEGREE!". Or, what you should do is get contacts, but keep a pair of reading glasses draped around your neck. That way, you can wear them on the tip of your nose and be all smarmy.

I should try this, I could rock the naughty librarian a little more that way too.


Naughty librarian, eh?

boom, chicka chicka, bow wow
 
2009-12-14 11:25:14 AM  
Is it finally dying down?
 
2009-12-14 11:25:41 AM  
I must confess, I have never been BIE'd before. Not from Fark or anywhere else.
I have lived a pretty full life and had a lot of fun, but no surprise BIE for me.
 
2009-12-14 11:26:08 AM  
FelineMommy27: Is it finally dying down?

You can fix that.

/E still IP :-)
 
2009-12-14 11:26:24 AM  
FelineMommy27: Late?

Typically I miss the boat in these threads, and all the ladies have left. Perhaps, I've been fortunate enough to arrive in time to partake?
 
2009-12-14 11:26:40 AM  
What a Dell support tech may look like...

pretprieel.nl
 
2009-12-14 11:26:43 AM  
yellow_ducki: Bonus picture of my 'box':

Link (new window)


Do you gift wrap it for everyone or just special occasions?
 
2009-12-14 11:26:43 AM  
FelineMommy27: Is it finally dying down?

Maybe a little. It is getting close to lunch. I'm about to head out for my department lunch. I'll check back in sometime this afternoon. Feel free to send me emails, pics, whatever. I can be an email whore sometimes.

/sadly, hotmail is blocked at work so I have to wait until I get home.
 
2009-12-14 11:27:29 AM  
social.chordvine.com
Where is link to actual pic? Farkers should have tracked that down by now . . .
 
2009-12-14 11:27:48 AM  
FelineMommy27: Is it finally dying down?

It happens to every guy!
 
2009-12-14 11:29:02 AM  
StaleCoffee: kcfarker: Inihilus: FelineMommy27: I've got a rainbow you can taste

/what?

I need a monocle, so that it can pop out at this point.

My monocle shattered. I have a major problem with something else that popped out.

Sledge to the small of the back will fix that just fine. JUST FINE.


Tried that once and it didn't help. Just left a nasty bruise and two shattered vertebrae. I would be willing to participate in an experimental treatment that includes a certain redheaded cat lover's undivided attention and a tray of ice cubes though.
 
2009-12-14 11:31:27 AM  
IdBeCrazyIf: KingKauff: Where is the van today?

Im using to move some furniture but this damn broken arm.....

I could use some help...any takers?...its all the way in the back of the van.

There are many size 14 gals to help you.
 
2009-12-14 11:31:34 AM  
I can't say I blame the woman for taking an inordinate time to figure out how to change her desktop wallpaper and such. I'm pretty technologically challenged too - my comfort zone is two tin cans and a string. I mean, I checked my Fark profile on my Blackberry to see if I had a valid E for EIP, and the domain name was somehow backward. It might be another ten years before I figure out why.

So instead of /EIP...

/PIE?

*sigh*
 
2009-12-14 11:31:38 AM  
IdBeCrazyIf: yellow_ducki: Bonus picture of my 'box':

Link (new window)

Do you gift wrap it for everyone or just special occasions?


A discussion about SNL's "Dick In A Box" brought about that picture. I always gift wrap it, I like to make a statement.

/Boobies aren't real
//I'm a modest B cup
 
2009-12-14 11:32:27 AM  
buddyrtr: OtherLittleGuy: FelineMommy27: OtherLittleGuy:
Not a BIE call, but I definitely need [citation please].

Huh?



Where is the "Looks like cuter redhead Christina Ricci" pic cited earlier?

/sorry about that

Check the links in the profile


Now you tell me.

/I didn't figure on some Amazing Race "Find the link with the picture, receive your next BIE" clue
 
2009-12-14 11:33:02 AM  
Herb_the_betta:
You can fix that.

/E still IP :-)


I'm doing all that I can. It's not easy trying to keep up with you boys

Meatschool:
Typically I miss the boat in these threads, and all the ladies have left. Perhaps, I've been fortunate enough to arrive in time to partake?


Does the E in your P work?

KingKauff:
Maybe a little. It is getting close to lunch. I'm about to head out for my department lunch. I'll check back in sometime this afternoon. Feel free to send me emails, pics, whatever. I can be an email whore sometimes.

/sadly, hotmail is blocked at work so I have to wait until I get home.


Well then you'll just have to wait ;)
 
2009-12-14 11:33:34 AM  
yellow_ducki: //I'm a modest B cup

Willing to share?
/shameless today
 
2009-12-14 11:34:15 AM  
BIE pls, EIP! ;)

/( o Y o )
 
2009-12-14 11:34:18 AM  
Meatschool: yellow_ducki: //I'm a modest B cup

Willing to share?
/shameless today


I am interested in this too
 
2009-12-14 11:34:45 AM  
FelineMommy27: Does the E in your P work?

Yep it shore do!
 
2009-12-14 11:35:28 AM  
AbbeySomeone: There are many size 14 gals to help you.

Great, now just a quick trip to Walgreens to stock up on lotion

yellow_ducki: A discussion about SNL's "Dick In A Box" brought about that picture. I always gift wrap it, I like to make a statement.

I for one would accept a 'box' in a box
 
2009-12-14 11:36:32 AM  
What the f*ck happened in here?
 
2009-12-14 11:36:48 AM  
FelineMommy27: Is it finally dying down?

Way to go, peoples. You made her bewbies tired, and it's only Monday morning.

/epic effort, FM27
 
2009-12-14 11:38:06 AM  
SarahL: What the f*ck happened in here?

We're still sorting through the rubble.
 
2009-12-14 11:38:26 AM  
SarahL: What the f*ck happened in here?

Half the room looks like it's been covered in ectoplasm and the remainder is giggling silly.
 
2009-12-14 11:39:01 AM  
FelineMommy27: Is it finally dying down?

Seems to be. Now you have the time to send BIE's (grins & winks)
 
2009-12-14 11:39:03 AM  
Inihilus:
It happens to every guy!


That's what they all say.
 
2009-12-14 11:39:37 AM  
FelineMommy27: Herb_the_betta:
You can fix that.

/E still IP :-)

I'm doing all that I can. It's not easy trying to keep up with you boys


Just making sure I'm not left off the BIE boat ;-)
 
2009-12-14 11:40:54 AM  
OtherLittleGuy: FelineMommy27: Is it finally dying down?

Way to go, peoples. You made her bewbies tired, and it's only Monday morning.

/epic effort, FM27


Yes, FM27. You are an asset to the Fark community.
 
2009-12-14 11:41:27 AM  
Meatschool:
Yep it shore do!


Then you should have something in it

SarahL: What the f*ck happened in here?

*quietly raises hand*

OtherLittleGuy:
Way to go, peoples. You made her bewbies tired, and it's only Monday morning.

/epic effort, FM27


Well my nipple does hurt but that's from something else...

/takes bow

buddyrtr:
Seems to be. Now you have the time to send BIE's (grins & winks)


*snerk*
 
2009-12-14 11:41:39 AM  
SarahL: What the f*ck happened in here?

The Polar Express crashed and littered the countryside with rubber nipples.
 
2009-12-14 11:42:27 AM  
wookie1: You are an asset to the Fark community.

Indeed. I think we all should at the very least raise our uh... glasses to her!
 
2009-12-14 11:42:51 AM  
Wrong_Intentions: [Checks Inbox: no new messages] Damn it!
[Checks Inbox: no new messages] Damn it!

[Checks Inbox: no new messages] Damn it!

[Checks Inbox: no new messages]...


You are cracking me up

*goes back to continue catching up on thread*
 
2009-12-14 11:43:50 AM  
Herb_the_betta:
Just making sure I'm not left off the BIE boat ;-)


Wait, there was a boat? Why the fark have I been swimming then?

wookie1:
Yes, FM27. You are an asset to the Fark community.


I wouldn't go quite that far...
 
2009-12-14 11:44:12 AM  
Herb_the_betta: We're still sorting through the rubble.

That checks.

IdBeCrazyIf: Half the room looks like it's been covered in ectoplasm and the remainder is giggling silly.

Ok that made me chuckle.

StaleCoffee: The Polar Express crashed and littered the countryside with rubber nipples.

That happened to me once. Only it was a cargo train and it littered the countryside with FedEx packages. Christmas was ruined.
 
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