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2009-12-14 10:04:27 AM
Bookmarks are immoral. This isn't one.
 
2009-12-14 10:06:38 AM
FelineMommy27: Okay, I just have to say one thing- if you actually expect it to work, make sure you actually have an EIP. KTHNXBAI!

I have EIP.

/just sayin'
 
2009-12-14 10:07:08 AM
BIE are a glorious thing.

I received an EIE once.

/eip
 
2009-12-14 10:07:38 AM
FelineMommy27:
Not everything I do is lewd and NSFW.


It should be :p, very nice pic
 
2009-12-14 10:08:08 AM
FelineMommy27: Not everything I do is lewd and NSFW.

Sounds like someone needs to try harder
 
2009-12-14 10:08:55 AM
poorsigmund: who has 2+ hour meetings on a Monday? my boss. Followed by more meetings after. Suck.

So of course it makes sense that a sweet, potentially BIE-full thread starts on a normally boring morning, and I have to miss it for the most part. Oh well, I saw a smattering of color, so I know that some of the regulars are in here. Keep it going for me guys, I'll try to pop in when I have the chance.


It's a rainbow of colors! You know, like Skittles :-)
 
2009-12-14 10:09:44 AM
EIP.

/just throwin that out there
 
2009-12-14 10:09:58 AM
BIE is still a myth to me...

/:(
 
2009-12-14 10:10:32 AM
Inihilus:
Slacker! :P


I know, I know. I'll do better next time...

kcfarker: Since we're discussing the need for moderators, I'll play along and make sure the rules are clear:

Ladies, You can thank me later...

/EIP


I could thank you now

EZ Writer:
Alas, photobucket is blocked at work... :(


What about Flickr? (new window)
 
2009-12-14 10:10:45 AM
maudibjr: BIE are a glorious thing.

I received an EIE once.

/eip


Email In Email?

/brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department
 
2009-12-14 10:11:22 AM
maudibjr: I received an EIE once.

an ear? E. coli?? echidna???
 
2009-12-14 10:14:04 AM
Nothing would make this dreary, foggy day better than if I were to receive something like BIE. Someone told me this might be a good place to request some.

This thread was starting out slow and fizzling, but it seemed to pick up in a hurry.

/EIP
 
2009-12-14 10:14:26 AM
FelineMommy27: What about Flickr? (new window)

Aren't you sweet for looking out for me... :)

/Nice pic!
 
2009-12-14 10:14:29 AM
Bartleby the Scrivener: maudibjr: I received an EIE once.

an ear? E. coli?? echidna???


Enema pic?
 
2009-12-14 10:15:38 AM
FelineMommy27: Inihilus:
Slacker! :P

I know, I know. I'll do better next time...

kcfarker: Since we're discussing the need for moderators, I'll play along and make sure the rules are clear:

Ladies, You can thank me later...

/EIP

I could thank you now

EZ Writer:
Alas, photobucket is blocked at work... :(

What about Flickr? (new window)


That's pretty high boobage density there.
 
2009-12-14 10:15:53 AM
KingKauff: maudibjr: BIE are a glorious thing.

I received an EIE once.

/eip

Email In Email?

/brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department


Just thought I'd take this time out to take this time out and say hey. Hey.
 
2009-12-14 10:16:21 AM
Couldn't we have done this Friday instead of Monday?
 
2009-12-14 10:17:05 AM
Zing!: Is she implying she has a cel-phone picture that is twenty years old?

I took my 1st digital still photo in 1989. And I still have the photo.

Where the hell have you been the past 20 years?
 
2009-12-14 10:17:17 AM
S-Bizzy: Couldn't we have done this Friday instead of Monday?

You're not really complaining, are you?
 
2009-12-14 10:18:12 AM
Baryogenesis: beoswulf: These repressed, ass backwards cultures in India and Malaysia among other places are just breeding grounds for this sexually deviant behavior; which makes sense since we're apparently outsourcing sexual predators now.

We need to keep those jobs in America!


img685.imageshack.us

/Late (EIP)
 
2009-12-14 10:18:20 AM
Pardon my ignorance but what do "EIP" and "THIS" mean?
 
2009-12-14 10:19:19 AM
FelineMommy27: OtherLittleGuy:
Not a BIE call, but I definitely need [citation please].

Huh?



Where is the "Looks like cuter redhead Christina Ricci" pic cited earlier?

/sorry about that
 
2009-12-14 10:19:27 AM
baronvr: Pardon my ignorance but what do "EIP" and "THIS" mean?

Everyone Is Precious
They Hear, I Say
 
2009-12-14 10:19:53 AM
FelineMommy27:

I could thank you now


...I'm waiting...
 
2009-12-14 10:19:58 AM
Email In Profile.

/Hintity hint hint
 
2009-12-14 10:21:31 AM
i219.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-14 10:22:56 AM
Cubicle Jockey: Bookmarks are immoral. This isn't one.

Sure it's not...

KingKauff:
I have EIP.

/just sayin'


Indeed you do

kmp1331:
It should be :p, very nice pic


I'm trying to do better, I swear

EZ Writer:
Sounds like someone needs to try harder


Heh, you said harder

nodubs: BIE is still a myth to me...

/:(


Is it?
 
2009-12-14 10:25:51 AM
Quex: My fellow farkettes, would you actually recognize a pic of your own pair if it popped up in your email? If it was JUST a pic of them, and you didn't remember taking the pic?

...I don't think I would. o_o;

...and I can't tell if that's weird or normal.


Well... it would depend. Had I seen the pic before, or took it myself? Yes. If there were any clothes or under garments, likely. Depending on how zoomed in/out, maybe. Depending on how old the picture is, maybe. Also it would depend on context. If I had any reason to think it was relevant....
 
2009-12-14 10:26:13 AM
EZ Writer:
Aren't you sweet for looking out for me... :)

/Nice pic!


I do what I can

S-Bizzy: Couldn't we have done this Friday instead of Monday?

Yes but then it wouldn't have been such a great way to start off the work week.

OtherLittleGuy:
Where is the "Looks like cuter redhead Christina Ricci" pic cited earlier?

/sorry about that


i127.photobucket.com

kcfarker:
...I'm waiting...


I am but one woman, I can only do so much
 
2009-12-14 10:26:49 AM
Herb_the_betta: S-Bizzy: Couldn't we have done this Friday instead of Monday?

You're not really complaining, are you?


No, I just have a ton of meetings Monday mornings. Fridays are much more lax schedule wise. I really like watching the liters chase the Myth

/EIP if I miss anything
 
2009-12-14 10:29:02 AM
BIE..one of the cruelest of Fark's running jokes/myths. And one of the best.

/after all, there's no other way to find boobies on the net.
 
2009-12-14 10:29:14 AM
FelineMommy27: I am but one woman, I can only do so much

Redhead?


....its a trap...get an axe
a0.vox.com
 
2009-12-14 10:32:13 AM
IdBeCrazyIf:
Redhead?


....its a trap...get an axe


Kinky
 
2009-12-14 10:32:21 AM
FelineMommy27: EZ Writer:
Aren't you sweet for looking out for me... :)

/Nice pic!

I do what I can

S-Bizzy: Couldn't we have done this Friday instead of Monday?

Yes but then it wouldn't have been such a great way to start off the work week.

OtherLittleGuy:
Where is the "Looks like cuter redhead Christina Ricci" pic cited earlier?

/sorry about that



kcfarker:
...I'm waiting...

I am but one woman, I can only do so much


I'm still waiting too!
 
2009-12-14 10:33:08 AM
FelineMommy27:

I am but one woman, I can only do so much


Oh snap..redhead thread hijacks boobies thread.

Very nice.
 
2009-12-14 10:33:17 AM
hatelabs: I seriously doubt Dell could tell you where this person was in the world let alone who they are/what kind of person they are.

gee, that doesn't look fake at all...!
 
2009-12-14 10:35:14 AM
There really is no reason for me to be posting in this thread other than the infinitesimal chance of getting some BIE.

/because non-zero is greater than zero
//eip
 
2009-12-14 10:35:42 AM
The Department of EIP Reminders would like to remind you of the EIP that is currently available.
 
2009-12-14 10:36:28 AM
If any ladies would like to set my wallpaper to pics of their jubblies, I'm open to discussion.
 
2009-12-14 10:36:42 AM
I had been severely worried about putting my address in my profile, but so far it has gotten me invited to MN Fark parties, so I'm happy I did.
 
2009-12-14 10:36:43 AM
yellow_ducki: I haven't flashed my boobies on Fark since 2007. *sigh* What a glorious thread!

I always miss the good ones. :-(
 
2009-12-14 10:37:21 AM
Sorry I slept now.. though I do have a final exam in about 54 minutes. Since I have spent all weekend staring at books.. how about something nice for the slacker student? :)
 
2009-12-14 10:39:16 AM
My fellow farkettes, would you actually recognize a pic of your own pair if it popped up in your email? If it was JUST a pic of them, and you didn't remember taking the pic?

...I don't think I would. o_o;

...and I can't tell if that's weird or normal.

Well... it would depend. Had I seen the pic before, or took it myself? Yes. If there were any clothes or under garments, likely. Depending on how zoomed in/out, maybe. Depending on how old the picture is, maybe. Also it would depend on context. If I had any reason to think it was relevant....


'Course if you've stopped by Atomic Tattoos while shopping in the mall for your Dell, that kinda narrows it down a bit..
 
2009-12-14 10:39:22 AM
MemphisSlacker: Sorry I slept now.. though I do have a final exam in about 54 minutes. Since I have spent all weekend staring at books.. how about something nice for the slacker student? :)

Spending all weekend staring at books is considered slacking?
 
2009-12-14 10:39:54 AM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-14 10:40:03 AM
tuna fingers:
I'm still waiting too!


Oops

Maud Dib:
Oh snap..redhead thread hijacks boobies thread.

Very nice.


Hey, I have my moments :)

CrushedVelvetVivisection: There really is no reason for me to be posting in this thread other than the infinitesimal chance of getting some BIE.

/because non-zero is greater than zero
//eip


As long as you don't divide by zero I think we'll be fine.
 
2009-12-14 10:40:16 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: FelineMommy27: I am but one woman, I can only do so much

Redhead?


....its a trap...get an axe


HEY! You leave my flame-topped sisters alone! We of that hair persuasion all have to stick together on this (mostly because people always assume that if two red-haired people are in the same room that they are relatives already).

/don't make me angry. I get all stereo-typically red-ragey.
 
2009-12-14 10:40:48 AM
Jness: I had been severely worried about putting my address in my profile, but so far it has gotten me invited to MN Fark parties, so I'm happy I did.

I've met quite a few cool individuals through here just by putting up the fact Im near Notre Damn.

FelineMommy27: Kinky

Gorgor is to picture threads as I am to deviant threads.....watch what you ask for ;)
 
2009-12-14 10:42:24 AM
FelineMommy27:
OtherLittleGuy:
Where is the "Looks like cuter redhead Christina Ricci" pic cited earlier?

/sorry about that

i127.photobucket.com


I would go for "Cuter Jayma Mays":

highwaythirtyfive.files.wordpress.com

/thanks much
//carry on BIEing
 
2009-12-14 10:42:30 AM
Herb_the_betta:
Spending all weekend staring at books is considered slacking?


It could be.. I was cutting them into a sculpture for my final project of the semester..

-- Art Student
 
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