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2009-12-14 07:46:01 AM
After "jubblies", "hijinx", and "boobular", I couldn't read any further. Certain styles of writing cause actual physical pain when I read them.
 
2009-12-14 07:46:34 AM
FelineMommy27: EZ Writer:
Seeing is believing... (EIP)

Okay



Day = better
 
2009-12-14 07:47:10 AM
Inihilus: Ender's: Question: What's an EIP and how do I get boobies in it?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eip


OMG that's what you guys are doing!!???


*checks email*


OMG!!
 
2009-12-14 07:47:41 AM
Ender's: Question: What's an EIP and how do I get boobies in it?

It requires a complex set of rituals, a blood sacrifice, and 10 philistine foreskins.

I'm sure you'll manage

/EIP... I guess
 
2009-12-14 07:48:31 AM
Ender's: OMG that's what you guys are doing!!???

Generally, you don't get it from guys. Thats called WIE.
 
2009-12-14 07:49:11 AM
EZ Writer:
Day = better


:)
 
2009-12-14 07:50:44 AM
This is not a bookmark!!!!

/eip
 
2009-12-14 07:52:17 AM
The_Talented_Mr_Richards: 10 philistine foreskins.

That's like...*counts fingers* 40 skins.
 
2009-12-14 07:52:52 AM
hostJP: This is not a bookmark!!!!

/eip


Are you sure? I looks like one to me.
 
2009-12-14 07:53:10 AM
I'm sure this thread won't turn in to Farkers begging for BIE from Farkettes.

/But if it does, EIP
//PLEASE PLEASE send BIE to me!!!
 
2009-12-14 07:54:49 AM
FelineMommy27: hostJP:
Those who will remain nameless...

I never name names.


I don't have too.

PWWIP.

/Pics With Witnesses In Profile.
//Don't ban me!!
 
2009-12-14 07:55:13 AM
I love the smell of an AW thread in the morning.
 
2009-12-14 07:56:40 AM
fanbladesaresharp: //Don't ban me, bro!!

FTFY
 
2009-12-14 07:56:48 AM
BIE, please, eip.

/tries the minimalist approach
 
2009-12-14 08:00:37 AM
wookie1: I'm sure this thread won't turn in to Farkers begging for BIE from Farkettes.

No, that would never happen.

fanbladesaresharp:
I don't have too.

PWWIP.

/Pics With Witnesses In Profile.
//Don't ban me!!


Someday I'll have a pic with Drew in my profile too.

Inihilus: I love the smell of an AW thread in the morning.

Is that what that smell is? I thought it was stale beer and cheetos.

Sooner01: BIE, please, eip.

/tries the minimalist approach


I've seen that approach before. And tried it as well...
 
2009-12-14 08:02:59 AM
posting here hoping...
 
2009-12-14 08:03:24 AM
FelineMommy27: Is that what that smell is? I thought it was stale beer and cheetos.

Smells like....desperation.

/no, I'm not anti-AW or BIE
//just grouchy today.
 
2009-12-14 08:05:45 AM
FelineMommy27
May I please partake as well?
 
2009-12-14 08:06:05 AM
Inihilus: Smells like....desperation.

/no, I'm not anti-AW or BIE
//just grouchy today.


Sorry your ego sucks so bad.
 
2009-12-14 08:09:19 AM
Inihilus:
Smells like....desperation.

/no, I'm not anti-AW or BIE
//just grouchy today.


Yeah, I'm familiar with that smell.
 
2009-12-14 08:09:44 AM
As long as I've been here, since 2002, I've never gotten BIE, Farkettes, make this happen, for great justice! As for TFA, one more reason I don't like Dell, eesh.
 
2009-12-14 08:10:02 AM
Ender's: Sorry your ego sucks so bad.

Sorry I touched a nerve.
Even so, see previous slashies.
 
2009-12-14 08:12:06 AM
FelineMommy27: Yeah, I'm familiar with that smell.

More power to you.
 
2009-12-14 08:13:14 AM
Inihilus: Sorry I touched a nerve.
Even so, see previous slashies.


Yeah, me too. Been grouchy all day. Sucks. Figured your excuse could work for me.
 
2009-12-14 08:13:31 AM
wookie1: FelineMommy27
May I please partake as well?


Possibly...
 
2009-12-14 08:13:35 AM
I feel like it is way too late to get in on any BIE action, even with my EIP. Continuing my streak of never getting any BIE
 
2009-12-14 08:14:28 AM
Inihilus:
More power to you.


You sound like you need some cheering up
 
2009-12-14 08:14:31 AM
Trust....nobody. Especially horny computer guys!

Truecrypt or copy them to some other media and remove FTW.

Seriously.

/No TIE in email for me thanks....I'd like the wife to not wonder if I've suddenly befriended a golfer.
 
2009-12-14 08:15:36 AM
Stuffing your wiener in someone's inbox feels rather.... dissociative.
 
2009-12-14 08:16:17 AM
Ender's: Yeah, me too. Been grouchy all day. Sucks. Figured your excuse could work for me.

Migraine incoming, bear with sore head etc. :(
Apologies if snappy.

/AND I forgot to put a coversheet on my TPS reports.
 
2009-12-14 08:17:18 AM
You're the jerk... jerk: I feel like it is way too late to get in on any BIE action, even with my EIP. Continuing my streak of never getting any BIE

Oh and in case it wasn't obvious this is a combination of the "prove me wrong" and "begging for my first time" techniques.
 
2009-12-14 08:19:41 AM
I think one of the key factors to receiving BIE is to not sound as hopelessly and pathetically desperate to receive them as Wrong_Intentions does.
 
2009-12-14 08:20:06 AM
wookie1: I'm sure this thread won't turn in to Farkers begging for BIE from Farkettes.

/But if it does, EIP
//PLEASE PLEASE send BIE to me!!!


No, that has never happened. Not even once.

/umm......EIP?
 
2009-12-14 08:21:31 AM
Inihilus: Migraine incoming, bear with sore head etc. :(
Apologies if snappy.

/AND I forgot to put a coversheet on my TPS reports.


Ok, I void all snark in the face of a migraine. Sorry, bud. That sucks. Have any immitrex? Or however that med is spelled?
 
2009-12-14 08:21:31 AM
Ender's: Stuffing your wiener in someone's inbox feels rather.... dissociative.

Stuffing my weiner in someone's box is one of the best feelings I can think of.
 
2009-12-14 08:21:41 AM
You're the jerk... jerk: Oh and in case it wasn't obvious this is a combination of the "prove me wrong" and "begging for my first time" techniques.

C-c-c-combo!

(good luck)

Oh, someone needs to post the BIE rules too to make the thread complete.
 
2009-12-14 08:22:35 AM
You boys are funny with your begging and all.

/eip
 
2009-12-14 08:23:56 AM
Inihilus: Oh, someone needs to post the BIE rules too to make the thread complete.

They don't exist
You don't talk about it if you do get it
You never mention who sent what and when
Reciprocation is only expected when asked for

The Envoy: I think one of the key factors to receiving BIE is to not sound as hopelessly and pathetically desperate to receive them as Wrong_Intentions does.

Pretty much this.
When it happens, just accept it for what it is. Like finding an extra five in your jeans when doing laundry.... its great and awesome, but don't expect that shiat every time.
 
2009-12-14 08:27:14 AM
Gairloch: BIE is a myth.

It's not.

I got my gmail beta like 1 month after it started and I got lucky into getting a po­pular­nam­e[nospam-﹫-backwards]l­iamg*co­m. Since then I've always received email that wasn't meant for me but someone who's name is just like mine.

Anyways, one time, this guy sent me an email like 'Saved - Photos' he was sending himself an email with personal photos to be gmail storaged.

It was porn shots of him and his wife, I sent him an email saying 'Nice rack man', he asked for the pictures to be deleted.

Anyways, they're not a myth.

/Cool story, bro
 
2009-12-14 08:27:50 AM
Ender's: Ok, I void all snark in the face of a migraine. Sorry, bud. That sucks. Have any immitrex? Or however that med is spelled?

Dude, snark away.

/caffeine, aspirin and paracetamol ingested,
 
2009-12-14 08:30:48 AM
Inihilus: /caffeine, aspirin and paracetamol ingested,

Awww you're fine. Snark back on.
 
2009-12-14 08:31:11 AM
Egalitarian: OK this is one reason why I haven't gotten my other Dell fixed yet. I'm probably going to have to ship it in for repair and although I'm reasonably sure there's nothing self-incriminating on there, I can't be 100% sure.

There's probably at least some Gorgor links in the cache though ...


http://www.ccleaner.com/

Use it for your Gorgor cache. Sorry, can't help you with the rest. :)
 
2009-12-14 08:31:20 AM
FelineMommy27: You boys are funny with your begging and all.

/eip


I am not begging, just asking repetedly in an increasingly desperate and whiney tone.
 
2009-12-14 08:33:06 AM
TFA: Gore fired up her laptop only to discover that her wallpaper had been changed to...

Couldn't have been the VIRUS, could it? Or some other random dude finding pr0n on your PC? I mean, you must have left RDP wide open if you think the Dell guy did it, so it's just as reasonable to assume somebody else could have done it.
 
2009-12-14 08:33:13 AM
spamdog: "After the breast-revealing display trick, Gore received an email from Jack telling her: "I saw ur NUDE pics i m really sry I couldn't say that over the phone that is y I m saying it now. N u look very very very very cute...it boosted me up and hope to have a good, sweet, cute, adorable, friend like U : )""

Wouldn't be awful if your sweaty-palmed email was seen by the whole internet?


That's not sweat.
 
2009-12-14 08:35:03 AM
FTFA: "If some guy wants to look at a nude picture of some 45-year-old chick who was hot 20 years ago, then I say go ahead - that's fine with me."

Nice lady. It works for me too.
 
2009-12-14 08:36:16 AM
What a way to start the day...

/not a bookmark.
 
2009-12-14 08:37:05 AM
maq0r: Gairloch: BIE is a myth.

It's not.

I got my gmail beta like 1 month after it started and I got lucky into getting a popularnameliamgcom. Since then I've always received email that wasn't meant for me but someone who's name is just like mine.

Anyways, one time, this guy sent me an email like 'Saved - Photos' he was sending himself an email with personal photos to be gmail storaged.

It was porn shots of him and his wife, I sent him an email saying 'Nice rack man', he asked for the pictures to be deleted.

Anyways, they're not a myth.

/Cool story, bro


Actually, that is... and how 'bout sharing those photos, as we all know you didn't delete them. If you did, please turn in your FARK card at the door. You'll be missed.
 
2009-12-14 08:39:12 AM
You're the jerk... jerk: I am not begging, just asking repetedly in an increasingly desperate and whiney tone.

Whatever floats your boat
 
2009-12-14 08:39:21 AM
This is a BM.
 
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