If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Register)   Good: You receive BIE. Bad: They're your own/ Fark: Thanks to the Dell tech logged into your machine   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 3285
    More: Dumbass, BIE, DellConnect, e-mail messages, DellConnect IT, Stacy Gore, Santa Ana, half-hour, English language  
•       •       •

54660 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Dec 2009 at 12:45 AM (5 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



3285 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last
 
2009-12-14 01:32:20 AM  
Strange boobular (new window) (Possibly NSFW)
 
2009-12-14 01:33:09 AM  
Quex: Having never heard "BIE" before and having yet to click the link, it honestly took me less than 2 seconds to decode that acronym based solely upon the fact that:

1) This is FARK
2) BIE is "good"

/if it's good on FARK, it's either got tits, rockets, or you can get drunk on it


I love my wife's beer-dispensing rocket tits.
 
2009-12-14 01:33:16 AM  
My fellow farkettes, would you actually recognize a pic of your own pair if it popped up in your email? If it was JUST a pic of them, and you didn't remember taking the pic?

...I don't think I would. o_o;

...and I can't tell if that's weird or normal.
 
2009-12-14 01:34:00 AM  
Is it just me, or was that article trying to sound smarter than it was? ... A tech article that uses cumbersome words so nonchalantly and doesn't come off pretentious or ostentatious in the least bit. riiiiight.

/douchebaggety
 
2009-12-14 01:35:18 AM  
Broken9754: Quex: /if it's good on FARK, it's either got tits, rockets, or you can get drunk on it

That reminds me, you guys need to check out my tit shaped rocket stocked with booze.


Falcc: Quex:
Drew's tit rocket distillery is what made this site famous.

/just drink the image in


okami36: Quex:
I love my wife's beer-dispensing rocket tits.


All three possible combinations, 45 seconds. Yep, this is Fark all right.
 
2009-12-14 01:35:27 AM  
lolwat
 
2009-12-14 01:35:27 AM  
beoswulf: These repressed, ass backwards cultures in India and Malaysia among other places are just breeding grounds for this sexually deviant behavior; which makes sense since we're apparently outsourcing sexual predators now.

Approves:
mediaswirl.files.wordpress.com
 
2009-12-14 01:36:48 AM  
Falcc: Wrong_Intentions: Falcc: This is why when I need a computer repaired I have my techie friend do it. Of course I don't have boobs, but anyone who's sent me pictures of theirs won't have to worry about them showing up online.

Hear that ladies? Your "secrets" are secure with me.

I do the techie cousin thing to. Cost me nothing but if he ever looks in my Firefox cache...aw fark i. I'm already the black sheep of the family.

You were not the type of person my post was meant to reach. Pay attention.. or don't.. look, let's start over. That's sheep-racist.


Yes, I know that. We're here for the same purpose. I'm just responding to somebody else's post, particularly a guy's, to try and make it look like I'm not just here to beg for BIE. (According to the Dell tech support guys, that last part will only show up for falcc because I typed in the privacy code.)

/Do like the "sheep-racist" phrase though.
 
2009-12-14 01:39:23 AM  
Falcc:

Drew's tit rocket distillery is what made this site famous.


okami36:

I love my wife's beer-dispensing rocket tits.


Is THAT what men want? ;_; Damnitall, back to NASA for me... hope there's a Heineken distribution center on the way.
 
2009-12-14 01:41:59 AM  
How can there be a thread about BIE that barely contains any B?
 
2009-12-14 01:42:20 AM  
NightOwl2255: I was working on a server, trying to find why the back ups were running long every night. Found a user has a 30gb home folder. 17gb iTune folder and 13gb of pics. Of course I had to have a look. About 10gb of the pics were of his naked wife giving birth at home in they bath tub. Very weird.

/Yes, she was hot. In a prego kinda way.


I'm wavering between hoping those were EXTREMELY hi-res photos and there were few of them, or that there were 1000s of them that were lower-res. Either way horrifies me.
 
2009-12-14 01:44:33 AM  
We need more grant money dedicated to genetically engineering beer dispensing tits. Either that or Japan needs to create a life-like robot with said feature.
 
2009-12-14 01:45:47 AM  
The article writer made so many mammarial appendage references in each sentence I wonder if he even had time to make it to the restroom to finish himself off.
 
2009-12-14 01:46:20 AM  
clarkcox3: How can there be a thread about BIE that barely contains any B?

The B must be used sparingly.
 
2009-12-14 01:47:58 AM  
Quex: Is THAT what men want? ;_; Damnitall, back to NASA for me... hope there's a Heineken distribution center on the way.

I love regular boobies too.


Baryogenesis: We need more grant money dedicated to genetically engineering beer dispensing tits. Either that or Japan needs to create a life-like robot with said feature.

Two years, tops. Or, for an extra 100,000 yen, they can dispense warm sake.
 
2009-12-14 01:49:00 AM  
majestykelf: NightOwl2255: I was working on a server, trying to find why the back ups were running long every night. Found a user has a 30gb home folder. 17gb iTune folder and 13gb of pics. Of course I had to have a look. About 10gb of the pics were of his naked wife giving birth at home in they bath tub. Very weird.

/Yes, she was hot. In a prego kinda way.

I'm wavering between hoping those were EXTREMELY hi-res photos and there were few of them, or that there were 1000s of them that were lower-res. Either way horrifies me.


Super high res photos and porn do not mix. I just don't need that much detail.
 
2009-12-14 01:49:37 AM  
majestykelf: NightOwl2255: I was working on a server, trying to find why the back ups were running long every night. Found a user has a 30gb home folder. 17gb iTune folder and 13gb of pics. Of course I had to have a look. About 10gb of the pics were of his naked wife giving birth at home in they bath tub. Very weird.

/Yes, she was hot. In a prego kinda way.

I'm wavering between hoping those were EXTREMELY hi-res photos and there were few of them, or that there were 1000s of them that were lower-res. Either way horrifies me.


There were well over a 1000. It was the entire birth process. There was 2 other women there and the husband. The pics were taken over about a 6 hour time frame. Some she was in the tub, some out in a room with a bunch of candles and it looked like some kind of pagan thing going on. Then back in the tub, lots of blood. And a baby of course.
 
2009-12-14 01:50:44 AM  
WFern: "BIE?"

What I miss most about TF.
 
2009-12-14 01:51:34 AM  
texdent: clarkcox3: How can there be a thread about BIE that barely contains any B?

The B must be used sparingly.


You speak for all that is wrong and evil in this world.
 
2009-12-14 01:52:37 AM  
NightOwl2255: majestykelf: NightOwl2255: I was working on a server, trying to find why the back ups were running long every night. Found a user has a 30gb home folder. 17gb iTune folder and 13gb of pics. Of course I had to have a look. About 10gb of the pics were of his naked wife giving birth at home in they bath tub. Very weird.

/Yes, she was hot. In a prego kinda way.

I'm wavering between hoping those were EXTREMELY hi-res photos and there were few of them, or that there were 1000s of them that were lower-res. Either way horrifies me.

There were well over a 1000. It was the entire birth process. There was 2 other women there and the husband. The pics were taken over about a 6 hour time frame. Some she was in the tub, some out in a room with a bunch of candles and it looked like some kind of pagan thing going on. Then back in the tub, lots of blood. And a baby of course.


Three girls one tub.
 
2009-12-14 01:53:04 AM  
Beer robot
gizmodo.com
plus, female android

pc.watch.impress.co.jp

It shouldn't be long now.
 
2009-12-14 01:53:21 AM  
BIE?

/eip
 
2009-12-14 01:53:26 AM  
Wrong_Intentions: texdent: clarkcox3: How can there be a thread about BIE that barely contains any B?

The B must be used sparingly.

You speak for all that is wrong and evil in this world.


This.

/damnit Drew's unholy proclamation
 
2009-12-14 01:54:03 AM  
"boosted me up"

/heh heh
//makes me giggle
 
2009-12-14 01:54:04 AM  
clarkcox3: How can there be a thread about BIE that barely contains any B?

This is what FARK has become. It's a sad, sad day.
 
2009-12-14 01:54:41 AM  
www.hatelabs.com

I seriously doubt Dell could tell you where this person was in the world let alone who they are/what kind of person they are.
 
2009-12-14 01:55:12 AM  
Falcc: Three girls one tub.

Don't forget the blood, the husband and the baby.

The Aristocrats?
 
2009-12-14 01:57:42 AM  
homepage.mac.com
 
2009-12-14 01:59:26 AM  
Damnit we're even outsourcing out perverts to the subcontinent! Wake up sheeple!!
 
2009-12-14 02:04:22 AM  
anfrind Link that stuff bro

/have got 24 hour vacations for much much less
 
2009-12-14 02:04:53 AM  
क्या गलत है? मुझे करना चाहिए था कि नहीं?
 
2009-12-14 02:05:21 AM  
Anfrind: patriotism

I salute you.

/moar?
 
2009-12-14 02:06:07 AM  
They don't offer free international shipping on Dutch wives with the warm-sake-dispensing rocket oppai, so I'm gonna have to settle for the model with the light-beer-dispensing regular oppai.

/in case you haven't figured it out yet, "oppai" is Japanese for "boobies"
//also kick, replies, etc.
 
2009-12-14 02:07:09 AM  
Quex: My fellow farkettes, would you actually recognize a pic of your own pair if it popped up in your email? If it was JUST a pic of them, and you didn't remember taking the pic?

...I don't think I would. o_o;

...and I can't tell if that's weird or normal.


Probably not - but remember, she took this picture herself. It's not like someone snuck it while she was trying on tops in a mall changing room or something. So even if the boobs in question are not pierced or tattooed or third-nippled, she'd probably recognize the photo itself.

/liked the phrase "engorgement euphemism."
//came for explanation of BIE, leaving satisfied.
 
2009-12-14 02:08:35 AM  
rabidferret: Damnit we're even outsourcing out perverts to the subcontinent! Wake up sheeple!!

It's because of all the taxes! Taxes from our liberal government are driving up the cost of porn! Do you know how much a subscription to a porn site costs these days!? It's outrageous! So, of course our perverts are being outsourced!!! Obama's socialist agenda is forcing our hard working perverts overseas!
 
2009-12-14 02:08:49 AM  
rabidferret: Damnit we're even outsourcing out perverts to the subcontinent! Wake up sheeple!!

Sub
-continent?! You racist. I suppose predominantly white places like Europe and North America are full continents in your eyes. Is the sub-continent populated by sub-humans?! Don't point out out Africa, South America, or Asia, either, your token "good" non-white continents.

/[Checks inbox] Still no BIE, damn it.
 
2009-12-14 02:10:24 AM  
okami36: Quex: Having never heard "BIE" before and having yet to click the link, it honestly took me less than 2 seconds to decode that acronym based solely upon the fact that:

1) This is FARK
2) BIE is "good"

/if it's good on FARK, it's either got tits, rockets, or you can get drunk on it

I love my wife's beer-dispensing rocket tits.


Just did a GIS for beer dispensing tits with safe search off. Well worth it.
 
2009-12-14 02:10:40 AM  
nstoppiello: क्या गलत है? मुझे करना चाहिए था कि नहीं?


ok I really loathe call center jokes as they have been beaten to death - but I f*cking LOL'd sir. good work
 
2009-12-14 02:12:32 AM  
With all that globe warming scares, is it really a surprise that more and more people are using there computers naked?
 
2009-12-14 02:14:33 AM  
Solty Dog: de_Selby: I know we're all Internet tough guys and haX0rs, but help removing wallpaper and emails? SRSLY?

I have seen worse where I work. Any person that has given tech support can give a plethora of stupid human stories.


___________________


Yeah, what Solty Dog said. You have no idea the kind of despair working tech support can inspire.

/and I am speaking work-study positions in the university tech support department.
//you don't even want to know what kind of mouth breathers tech support personnel have to deal with when they have contact with the general populace of say AT&T broadband users. *shudder
///I hear AT&T tech support personnel get reinforced desks; the unreinforced desks kept breaking from the repeated hammering they got when technicians banged their heads on them.
 
2009-12-14 02:17:25 AM  
I just want to make sure I'm in on the ground-floor or close to it.
 
2009-12-14 02:20:01 AM  
Now I want to replace & sing Scouting For Girls - She's So Lovely with "jubblies" in it
 
2009-12-14 02:26:26 AM  
On the whole wallpaper/email deletion thing... I took it that she was pissed that he was still accessing her system.

Sure, email is one thing but wallpaper swapping days later?

/ does it make me teh gay if BIE holds little appeal?
/ BIP on the other hand...
 
2009-12-14 02:28:58 AM  
I've heard of this phenomenon called BIE...

doesn't the ritual start with proclaimations of EIP?

/EIP...
 
2009-12-14 02:29:51 AM  
backseatdriver: / does it make me teh gay if BIE holds little appeal?

Nope, that isn't it. It's something in the jeans that does it.


/yes, intentional homophone usage
//huh uh uh huh I said "homophone"
 
2009-12-14 02:29:55 AM  
i148.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-14 02:31:04 AM  
Inibrius: I've heard of this phenomenon called BIE...

doesn't the ritual start with proclaimations of EIP?

/EIP...


Does BIE count if they don't belong to the person sending them? Would it be strange to send random farkers random images of boobs?
 
2009-12-14 02:34:03 AM  
Gridlock: I can change my computer's wallpaper in less than 15 seconds.
I can delete emails in less than 3 seconds.


WOAH!

Thread over.
 
2009-12-14 02:37:02 AM  
If this is going to turn into one of those threads where those who ask for BIE receive BIE, then I only have one thing to say.

EIP.


/(o)(o)
 
2009-12-14 02:39:04 AM  
[Checks Inbox: no new messages] Damn it!
[Checks Inbox: no new messages] Damn it!

[Checks Inbox: no new messages] Damn it!

[Checks Inbox: no new messages]...
 
Displayed 50 of 3285 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report