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2009-12-16 12:40:53 PM  

spillthecat: KingKauff: Her name's Shirley? I've been calling her the wrong name all this time.

funny, its usually my name being called...


doing it wrong?


You're like my wife it seems: she's always yelling out her name when we have sex.

Steal from the best, people. It's already been said and way better than you ever could.
 
2009-12-16 12:40:54 PM  

FelineMommy27: I'm on my phone


Is it...a camera phone?
 
2009-12-16 12:40:57 PM  

Scoop84: Absinthus: Instead I got her vibrating panties

Did you spring for the AC adapter?


SOB... you freaked me out then... nah it takes batteries... errr very odd batteries that I've never seen before... look like half size AAA's or maybe 1/3 ... ah but it comes with a set... YAY!
 
2009-12-16 12:41:38 PM  

Third In Line: FelineMommy27: I'm on my phone

You're also not sleeping
*shakes a finger at you*


What are you? The Fark mother? If so, I've been bad and need to be punished :-)
 
2009-12-16 12:42:13 PM  
size N?
 
2009-12-16 12:42:15 PM  
TIL - ygm
 
2009-12-16 12:43:13 PM  
No, not an outage. Billing error on my end.
 
2009-12-16 12:43:18 PM  

Absinthus: Scoop84: Absinthus: Instead I got her vibrating panties

Did you spring for the AC adapter?

SOB... you freaked me out then... nah it takes batteries... errr very odd batteries that I've never seen before... look like half size AAA's or maybe 1/3 ... ah but it comes with a set... YAY!


Well, at least it doesn't take double D's!
But My inbox accepts all sizes for BIE.

EIP.
\Can reciprocate, if that's what you like...
 
2009-12-16 12:43:37 PM  

KingKauff:

You're like my wife it seems: she's always yelling out her name when we have sex.

Steal from the best, people. It's already been said and way better than you ever could.



missed by a millimeter, missed by a mile...

sigh...
 
2009-12-16 12:43:39 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-16 12:44:28 PM  

jrgrunger: TIL - ygm


I am lovin my inbox

TY
 
2009-12-16 12:45:24 PM  

Third In Line: jrgrunger: TIL - ygm

I am lovin my inbox

TY


but are you loving your box?
 
2009-12-16 12:45:43 PM  

FelineMommy27: No, not an outage. Billing error on my end.


Been there, hopefully they are working with you!

Hate some companies billing reps. Have no compassion, etc.
 
2009-12-16 12:46:02 PM  
TIL,

I'm trying but sleep doesn't like me today.
 
2009-12-16 12:46:48 PM  
Hey how many times can one request BIE? I mean, it's an honest question, I'm just trying to squeeze everything out of this thread I possibly can...

/That's what she said.
 
2009-12-16 12:47:05 PM  
TIL - did you get a message from me late last night?
 
2009-12-16 12:47:24 PM  

spillthecat: size N?


Yeah... 1.5v 'N' Size... x2.. go in the egg thingy... the one for the remote though.. is slightly slimmer.. no size listed... just says '23A 12v Battery' ... heh... bet they are gonna cost a fortune to replace.. and probably can't get rechargeables...

/might have to call their tech support
//wonder if DELL can help
///probably just end up with BIE's
////wouldn't mind that actually...
 
2009-12-16 12:48:04 PM  

spillthecat: Third In Line: jrgrunger: TIL - ygm

I am lovin my inbox

TY

but are you loving your box?


That reminds me of an old, lameass joke...

Do you know the zip code for sex?
No
No wonder you never have any male in your box.

*rolls eyes*
 
2009-12-16 12:48:37 PM  

Third In Line: spillthecat: Third In Line: jrgrunger: TIL - ygm

I am lovin my inbox

TY

but are you loving your box?

That reminds me of an old, lameass joke...

Do you know the zip code for sex?
No
No wonder you never have any male in your box.

*rolls eyes*


That's lamer than most of my jokes.
 
2009-12-16 12:49:37 PM  

Absinthus: spillthecat: size N?

Yeah... 1.5v 'N' Size... x2.. go in the egg thingy... the one for the remote though.. is slightly slimmer.. no size listed... just says '23A 12v Battery' ... heh... bet they are gonna cost a fortune to replace.. and probably can't get rechargeables...

/might have to call their tech support
//wonder if DELL can help
///probably just end up with BIE's
////wouldn't mind that actually...


Can't say on the remote battery, but Ns are readily available at grocery stores, and not too expensive - i have some for garage door openers, etc.
 
2009-12-16 12:50:40 PM  

Third In Line: spillthecat: Third In Line: jrgrunger: TIL - ygm

I am lovin my inbox

TY

but are you loving your box?

That reminds me of an old, lameass joke...

Do you know the zip code for sex?
No
No wonder you never have any male in your box.

*rolls eyes*


.........
 
2009-12-16 12:50:43 PM  

bulsd: TIL - did you get a message from me late last night?


Did
Opened the mail this morning
Sorry if I didn't reply, mornings are crazy at home!!!
 
2009-12-16 12:51:26 PM  

Third In Line: bulsd: TIL - did you get a message from me late last night?

Did
Opened the mail this morning
Sorry if I didn't reply, mornings are crazy at home!!!


Is that why you make me leave? All this time I thought it was because I liked to eat crackers in bed.
 
2009-12-16 12:51:27 PM  

FelineMommy27: TIL,

I'm trying but sleep doesn't like me today.


You should take something to knock yourself out - Nyquil does it for me.
 
2009-12-16 12:51:39 PM  

Third In Line: bulsd: TIL - did you get a message from me late last night?

Did
Opened the mail this morning
Sorry if I didn't reply, mornings are crazy at home!!!


Never a Prob, just wanted to make sure. Mail server's been up and down.
 
2009-12-16 12:53:55 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-16 12:54:19 PM  

Third In Line: FelineMommy27: TIL,

I'm trying but sleep doesn't like me today.

You should take something to knock yourself out - Nyquil does it for me.


TheraFlu Warming helps me. They took the goodies out of Nyquil.
 
2009-12-16 12:56:25 PM  
No NyQuil :/
 
2009-12-16 12:57:27 PM  

FelineMommy27: No NyQuil :/


As has been stated before, just have a hot toddy
 
2009-12-16 12:58:11 PM  

FelineMommy27: No NyQuil :/


Sorry!
 
2009-12-16 12:58:21 PM  
This one may be pushing the NSFW envelope, but it's completely awesome.
 
2009-12-16 01:01:08 PM  

bulsd: Third In Line: FelineMommy27: TIL,

I'm trying but sleep doesn't like me today.

You should take something to knock yourself out - Nyquil does it for me.

TheraFlu Warming helps me. They took the goodies out of Nyquil.


NOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2009-12-16 01:02:12 PM  
Do ya like movies about gladiators?

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
 
2009-12-16 01:02:51 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: Do ya like movies about gladiators?

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?


Would you like the chicken or the fish?
 
2009-12-16 01:03:37 PM  

KingKauff: AnotherBluesStringer: Do ya like movies about gladiators?

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Would you like the chicken or the fish?


I speak jive.
 
2009-12-16 01:03:51 PM  
8 hours and 250 posts after my last comment in the thread and it is still going strong (thread may be the best advertisment for totalfark ever)

unlike me who has to go outside and walk around in the windy windy cold weather (will most likely get windburn)

/eip for pity bie?
 
2009-12-16 01:04:13 PM  

Third In Line: bulsd: Third In Line: FelineMommy27: TIL,

I'm trying but sleep doesn't like me today.

You should take something to knock yourself out - Nyquil does it for me.

TheraFlu Warming helps me. They took the goodies out of Nyquil.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!


I KNOW!!!! They took the alcohol and the psuedo-WTF it is named that works really well with congestion and just left it alcohol free and put that phenylalnine crap in. It'll help you cough and fever, but not so you can breath.
 
2009-12-16 01:08:45 PM  
be back in a while, gang - gotta run some errands...
 
2009-12-16 01:09:04 PM  
The best part of this thread? It still has two days left!
 
2009-12-16 01:09:36 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-16 01:10:07 PM  

KingKauff: The best part of this thread? It still has two days left!


Let's hope we can keep it alive that long...
 
2009-12-16 01:11:34 PM  

Absinthus: KingKauff: The best part of this thread? It still has two days left!

Let's hope we can keep it alive that long...


I have no doubt that we will. I will be away from the thread for a while. I'm gonna go ahead and get everything done that needs to get done in one swoop.
 
2009-12-16 01:11:47 PM  
Damn it, how did I miss this! Bummer when work gets in the way of BIE. I'd love to give some a warm comfortable home if someone was gracious enough to send it.
 
2009-12-16 01:13:18 PM  

Absinthus: KingKauff: The best part of this thread? It still has two days left!

Let's hope we can keep it alive that long...


I don't see why we couldn't!
 
2009-12-16 01:13:57 PM  
Coming in late to this thread is why I should never prioritize work over fark.

BIE - no more left for me!
 
2009-12-16 01:14:43 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-16 01:21:20 PM  
Thank You DthD. You've provided such fantastic sites, only to be the shadow of those who have been so generous with the BIE.
 
2009-12-16 01:23:29 PM  

bulsd: Thank You DthD. You've provided such fantastic sites, only to be the shadow of those who have been so generous with the BIE.


Just doing what I can to help keep this thread alive! :-)
 
2009-12-16 01:25:02 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-16 01:26:41 PM  

DirkTheDaring: bulsd: Thank You DthD. You've provided such fantastic sites, only to be the shadow of those who have been so generous with the BIE.

Just doing what I can to help keep this thread alive! :-)


I'd find more to post, but the work thing is getting in the way, har har.
 
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