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2009-12-14 09:45:17 PM
FelineMommy27: You'll live

You'll miss me when I'm gone!
 
2009-12-14 09:45:43 PM
Third In Line: FelineMommy27: All requests sent before bed have been filled. Getting ready to head off to work. EIP, boys.

You are SO efficient!!!


Multitasking apparently. A skill which I lack according to some.
 
2009-12-14 09:45:52 PM
FelineMommy27: All requests sent before bed have been filled. Getting ready to head off to work. EIP, boys.

*checks email*

*checks spam bucket*

*re-reads post*

... so, there are some requests (like, say, mine) send after bed that are still in the queue?

*waits patiently*
 
2009-12-14 09:46:16 PM
Vala0128: Well, my boytoy has a very hairy chest. But, I just prefer my men to at least have some hair. Not a grizzly bear status, but enough to look rugged and you know... like a man.

Ouch....
 
2009-12-14 09:46:50 PM
Vala0128: Well, my boytoy has a very hairy chest. But, I just prefer my men to at least have some hair. Not a grizzly bear status, but enough to look rugged and you know... like a man.

I don't have a hairy chest.. I have a few hairs, but it is non-hairy.
 
2009-12-14 09:47:20 PM
picodenico: Vala0128: I was trying to say I prefer my men to have slightly hair boobs. But, it's funnier that way.

Ahh, well then this is my mating dance...

*grabs coconuts and smashes them together*

*pours the coconut milk on my head*

*shakes butt at you*

*pants heavily, grunting occasionally*

*curls up in fetal position*

*cries uncontrollably*


Haha, maybe I should have said not gorilla status.
/butt shaking is kinda hot though
//same with the fetal position ;)
 
2009-12-14 09:48:59 PM
FelineMommy27: All requests sent before bed have been filled. Getting ready to head off to work. EIP, boys.

GAH!

What did I miss.... :-\

I shall email ya.
 
2009-12-14 09:49:46 PM
Zeppelininthesky: Vala0128: Well, my boytoy has a very hairy chest. But, I just prefer my men to at least have some hair. Not a grizzly bear status, but enough to look rugged and you know... like a man.

I don't have a hairy chest.. I have a few hairs, but it is non-hairy.


I'm just not as attracted to people that are completely hairless. Maybe I should have said that. Even leg hair will do.
/preferences aren't mandatory other things can make up for it
 
2009-12-14 09:51:59 PM
FelineMommy27: All requests sent before bed have been filled. Getting ready to head off to work. EIP, boys.

Yay!

ygm
 
2009-12-14 09:53:46 PM
Vala0128: Zeppelininthesky: Vala0128: Well, my boytoy has a very hairy chest. But, I just prefer my men to at least have some hair. Not a grizzly bear status, but enough to look rugged and you know... like a man.

I don't have a hairy chest.. I have a few hairs, but it is non-hairy.

I'm just not as attracted to people that are completely hairless. Maybe I should have said that. Even leg hair will do.
/preferences aren't mandatory other things can make up for it


I have hair most other places, just not on my chest.
 
2009-12-14 09:55:18 PM
Vala0128: Haha, maybe I should have said not gorilla status.
/butt shaking is kinda hot though
//same with the fetal position ;)


Oh, it's not gorillasesque, I'm pretty sure of that :)

*wiggles butt in fetal position*
 
2009-12-14 09:56:20 PM
Finally home from work...
Thanks, cherry finally broken! You are kind and wonderful!
I accidentally got BIE to my work email, my fault though! Hopefully no one notices that...! Blaming it on being sick and not thinking clearly.

Zeppelininthesky - thanks for piccies! talking point - the girl in the red bikini is certainly attractive, but she is a bit too muscular for me. Biceps are too big, and I actually like a lady to have a little flesh on the belly, so it is soft and feminine. I suppose I am in the minority on that, but I bet I am not alone.

Zeppelininthesky: picodenico: xombie_a_go_go: Damn....I can't remember my password :(


K-N-O-C-K-E-R-S

/Why yes, I did play Goldeneye for a few hours this weekend

I am invincible!


Mmmm, Goldeneye, I should pull out my n64 and play that! Too bad you cant play that online.

Vala0128: AloneEasyTarget: Vala0128: CasperImproved: I'm sad that any of you last several posters (male and female) have room to make anti-comments in either direction.

I loves my women, and their particular cup size and shape does not matter. It's what is in their heart and mind that matters.

For you dudes... As long as you are considerate, friendly, and hopefully clean (and not smelly), I'd be happy to sit down at a pub and buy you a beer. I'd even go do the preliminary recon for your next attempt at landing a good conversation with someone with an A ~ FF cup.

It is getting pretty late in the day, isn't it?

I love you guys! :-)

I know this is late, but only up to a FF cup? That leaves some of us out!
/meanie

Proof?



That's the most you guys will get so stop asking.
/hard to read I know... sorry
//32G UK and 32I US
///really not as big as it sounds


Very clever, kudos for that, though no more pics is disappointing, you are very pretty.

/jubblies
 
2009-12-14 09:56:58 PM
picodenico: Vala0128: Haha, maybe I should have said not gorilla status.
/butt shaking is kinda hot though
//same with the fetal position ;)

Oh, it's not gorillasesque, I'm pretty sure of that :)

*wiggles butt in fetal position*


You make me giggle. Anyway.. I gtg watch my dad on TV. I'll be back later mostlikely.
 
2009-12-14 09:58:38 PM
I have hairy arms and legs but thats about it. Little bit on the chest but no gorilla.
 
2009-12-14 09:59:28 PM
FelineMommy27: R.A.Danny: I have not received BIE in hours.

The withdrawal is killing me.

You'll live.

Third In Line:
You are SO efficient!!!

I do my best.


I like these comments...clicks on profile....no wonder...

Keep it up!
 
2009-12-14 09:59:38 PM
Zeppelininthesky: This thread does not disappoint..

speak for yourself... still no BIE :(
/EIP
 
2009-12-14 10:01:10 PM
darkcambria: I have hairy arms and legs but thats about it. Little bit on the chest but no gorilla.

Ok, time for a topic change...
 
2009-12-14 10:01:32 PM
Gotta go do stuff. I'll check in the morning...

You guys are great!
 
2009-12-14 10:01:49 PM
Rednaxel: Mmmm, Goldeneye, I should pull out my n64 and play that!

I forgot how awesome it is. Also, how hard it can be...damn.

Vala0128: You make me giggle. Anyway.. I gtg watch my dad on TV. I'll be back later mostlikely.

Yay giggling is good :)

See ya later hopefully!
 
2009-12-14 10:01:53 PM
All I want for Christmas is some BIE,
I got an EIP,
See my EIP?
Gee! If I could only have some BIE
Then I could ♪♪♪
I would ♪♪♪
I could have a Merry Chirstmas!♫


Happy Hollidays to all!
 
2009-12-14 10:02:17 PM
Third In Line: Gotta go do stuff. I'll check in the morning...

You guys are great!


See ya TIL
 
2009-12-14 10:02:29 PM
Third In Line: Gotta go do stuff. I'll check in the morning...

You guys are great!


Goodnight!
 
2009-12-14 10:02:44 PM
Third In Line: Gotta go do stuff. I'll check in the morning...

You guys are great!


Night TIL!
 
2009-12-14 10:02:58 PM
schizoid2k: Zeppelininthesky: This thread does not disappoint..

speak for yourself... still no BIE :(
/EIP


You're doing it wrong.
 
2009-12-14 10:03:16 PM
Myra Maines: ♫All I want for Christmas is some BIE,
I got an EIP,
See my EIP?
Gee! If I could only have some BIE
Then I could ♪♪♪
I would ♪♪♪
I could have a Merry Chirstmas!♫

Happy Hollidays to all!


Very nice I may have to borrow that.
 
2009-12-14 10:05:10 PM
Third In Line: Gotta go do stuff. I'll check in the morning...

You guys are great!


Seconded. Great thread...meeting more like minded souls...likin it!
 
2009-12-14 10:05:14 PM
Third In Line: Gotta go do stuff. I'll check in the morning...

You guys are great!


Nighty Night!!
 
2009-12-14 10:06:20 PM
...
 
2009-12-14 10:06:21 PM
Third In Line: Gotta go do stuff. I'll check in the morning...

You guys are great!


G'night!
 
2009-12-14 10:06:45 PM
Am I weird because I've never visited a link that gorgor posts? Or does that just make me smart?
 
2009-12-14 10:06:48 PM
Okay, going on work related radio silence till 7am. Keep the requests coming and I'll fill them when I get home.

/EIP
 
2009-12-14 10:07:25 PM
Rednaxel: ...

doh, that was me failing to link a pic
 
2009-12-14 10:08:38 PM
darkcambria: More Iga is never a bad thing

www.dailyhaha.com

good lawd she's hot!
MOAR!!!
 
2009-12-14 10:10:10 PM
FelineMommy27: Okay, going on work related radio silence till 7am. Keep the requests coming and I'll fill them when I get home.

/EIP


Have a good night!
 
2009-12-14 10:13:01 PM
yay.. back home now. Good to see this is still going.
 
2009-12-14 10:17:43 PM
Cant seem to post so here are linkys.

SFW (opens one image, rest of gallery NSFW)
Link (new window)

NSFW
Link (new window)

NSFW
Link (new window)
 
2009-12-14 10:20:36 PM
Rednaxel: Cant seem to post so here are linkys.

SFW (opens one image, rest of gallery NSFW)
Link (new window)

NSFW
Link (new window)

NSFW
Link (new window)


Only the middle one seems to work.
 
2009-12-14 10:35:36 PM
Heh wow.

The women lave, it dies.
 
2009-12-14 10:36:17 PM
Or, leave, if you prefer.
 
2009-12-14 10:36:32 PM
picodenico: Rednaxel: Cant seem to post so here are linkys.

SFW (opens one image, rest of gallery NSFW)
Link (new window)

NSFW
Link (new window)

NSFW
Link (new window)

Only the middle one seems to work.


:( A fail for me
 
2009-12-14 10:37:52 PM
Well a big sausage fest isn't a good party is it now?
 
2009-12-14 10:38:46 PM
darkcambria: Well a big sausage fest isn't a good party is it now?

Spicy Italians and a good bratwurst are damn good though....
 
2009-12-14 10:41:38 PM
darkcambria: Well a big sausage fest isn't a good party is it now?

The Germans seem to like it.
 
2009-12-14 10:52:56 PM
♫All I want for Christmas is some BIE,
I got an EIP,
See my EIP?
Gee! If I could only have some BIE
Then I could ♪♪♪
I would ♪♪♪
I could have a Merry Chirstmas!♫

/EIP corrected
 
2009-12-14 10:58:16 PM
I've been shutout
 
2009-12-14 10:59:58 PM
stormmaster83: darkcambria: Well a big sausage fest isn't a good party is it now?

The Germans seem to like it.


Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
 
2009-12-14 11:02:03 PM
Herb_the_betta: schizoid2k: Zeppelininthesky: This thread does not disappoint..

speak for yourself... still no BIE :(
/EIP

You're doing it wrong.


hmm.. enlighten me in the ways of BIE, oh master!
 
2009-12-14 11:04:38 PM
stormmaster83: darkcambria: Well a big sausage fest isn't a good party is it now?

The Germans seem to like it.


I'm german. ;)
/show is over
 
2009-12-14 11:06:45 PM
Vala0128: I'm german. ;)

Me too!

/show is over

Aww :-\
 
2009-12-14 11:07:56 PM
schizoid2k: hmm.. enlighten me in the ways of BIE, oh master!

Some of the kind Farkettes in here earlier requested that people desiring BIE send them an e-mail so they could be more efficient (getting the e-mail from everyone's profile takes a lot of work). You might give that a try.
 
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