waterbrother: Dear Farkette(s),

add me to your xmas list of BIE?

I will be eternally grateful.

That would be a Christmas Miracle!

Zeppelininthesky:
It may be the same number as a buttload..

That doesn't help much

R.A.Danny:
I read that as THONGS.

ThongIE?

lol, no

Celerian:
Can't be. If you try and fit a buttload into a throng, you need eyebleach...

/There should be an application process....

Okay, I lol'd

stormmaster83:
In this case, I'd guess it is roughly equivalent to the number of e-mails you've sent today.

Wait- I was supposed to be keeping count?

featurecreep:
I was told there would be no math

/suffice to say, it's a lot

There's never any math.

Yep. BIE still does exist.

the math.... it burns

granny pants? is it laundry day for farkettes?

No Klingon Love?
http://tinyurl.com/yb2z7hq
(copy and paste, NSFW)

You guys are funny

midnight_stray: granny pants? is it laundry day for farkettes?

*snert*
http://tinyurl.com/y8wmw9a
(copy and paste, NSFW)

midnight_stray: granny pants? is it laundry day for farkettes?

I thought laundry day was when the spent the afternoon naked and farking. Please don't ruin laundry day for me. Naked farkettes were all it had going for it.

Alright boys, it's been tons of fun but I've been up since 1am and I have to work tonight. I'm sure my inbox will continue to asplode while I'm asleep and if someone makes a badge, let me know.

FelineMommy27: throng

A Throng, is half a horde..

FelineMommy27: Alright boys, it's been tons of fun but I've been up since 1am and I have to work tonight. I'm sure my inbox will continue to asplode while I'm asleep and if someone makes a badge, let me know.

Farewell, and thanks for the memories. :-)

/or mamories?

People who watch and complain about HD porn simply watch shiatty, low-quality, low-budget porn. End of story.

Confusion696:
A Throng, is half a horde..

Damn, that's a lot

Herb_the_betta:
Farewell, and thanks for the memories. :-)

/or mamories?

I'll be back eventually. Keep it warm for me, okay?

FelineMommy27: Alright boys, it's been tons of fun but I've been up since 1am and I have to work tonight. I'm sure my inbox will continue to asplode while I'm asleep and if someone makes a badge, let me know.

OK. Sweet dreams!

Is it too late to jump in on the BIE bandwagon? EIP!

Knara: People who watch and complain about HD porn simply watch shiatty, low-quality, low-budget porn. End of story.

There is a difference?

FelineMommy27: Confusion696:
A Throng, is half a horde..

Damn, that's a lot

Herb_the_betta:
Farewell, and thanks for the memories. :-)

/or mamories?

I'll be back eventually. Keep it warm for me, okay?

Ok, since you asked.

Please don't let the fact that I rescued an injured baby squirrel (new window) when her nest was destroyed and the rest of the family killed in a storm, then nurtured her back to health (including emergency surgery on her tail during a power outage) influence you farkettes in any way.

/unless you insist.

I was "searching" around this newfangled interneting thing, and apparently if you type the word "boobs" into the google "search" bar, it returns a number of what are called "images" of women's chests. and most likely less flabby and pancakey then the ones you desperate pervs are begging for.

Kitwilly: I was "searching" around this newfangled interneting thing, and apparently if you type the word "boobs" into the google "search" bar, it returns a number of what are called "images" of women's chests. and most likely less flabby and pancakey then the ones you desperate pervs are begging for.

I never new that.. I know nothing of this newfangled technology.

Kitwilly: I was "searching" around this newfangled interneting thing, and apparently if you type the word "boobs" into the google "search" bar, it returns a number of what are called "images" of women's chests. and most likely less flabby and pancakey then the ones you desperate pervs are begging for.

Would you rather chew on a water balloon or a pancake? I'll take the pancake please.

FelineMommy27: Alright boys, it's been tons of fun but I've been up since 1am and I have to work tonight. I'm sure my inbox will continue to asplode while I'm asleep and if someone makes a badge, let me know.

Oh, i don't think that'll be a real issue. This is Fark, after all.

\May we all dream of BIE to our EIP.

Zeppelininthesky: Kitwilly: I was "searching" around this newfangled interneting thing, and apparently if you type the word "boobs" into the google "search" bar, it returns a number of what are called "images" of women's chests. and most likely less flabby and pancakey then the ones you desperate pervs are begging for.

I never new that.. I know nothing of this newfangled technology.

Quagmire?

Third In Line: Kitwilly: I was "searching" around this newfangled interneting thing, and apparently if you type the word "boobs" into the google "search" bar, it returns a number of what are called "images" of women's chests. and most likely less flabby and pancakey then the ones you desperate pervs are begging for.

I will not sit idly by and let my boobs be called flabby and pancakey.

You sir, into the corner with you!

Does the internet white knight thing do anything for you? Because if so, I'll totally call him a dick from behind this screen.

Dear Fark: How long do I have to wait before it is appropriate to re-send my request to Third In Line?

Third In Line: Kitwilly: I was "searching" around this newfangled interneting thing, and apparently if you type the word "boobs" into the google "search" bar, it returns a number of what are called "images" of women's chests. and most likely less flabby and pancakey then the ones you desperate pervs are begging for.

I will not sit idly by and let my boobs be called flabby and pancakey.

You sir, into the corner with you!

I'm sure you're supple and perky, however I'll need pics to see for sure so I can defend your womanly honor!

/BIE?
//EIP!

mralphabet:
I heard there is a cream for that now..

The topical rub had an interesting side effect.

Is it Steve Martin's All Natural Penis Beauty Cream?

Just take a small amount and rub gently on the penis for several minutes up to a half-hour. You'll notice a difference right away. And, don't worry, a slight discoloration is normal.

Hope that's the New Formula

/No more scaling

stormmaster83: Dear Fark: How long do I have to wait before it is appropriate to re-send my request to Third In Line?

I think a re-send requires you send her BIE of your own...

Epic thread? Could it be? Hopefully so. Any one want to reverse a crap monday with a healthy dose of BIE?

EIP

Hey TIL!

Yeah, saw the link from elsewhere and thought I'd peek in.

Plus I'm on vacation and UP to No GOOD so...

Yep.


/EIP.

rcs73: google

Uh, yeah. I'm going to search the internet for every goofy made-up acronym that anyone posts here.

I already got burned with "BIE"... "EIP" was easy enough to figure out, but does anyone really use "NTTAWWT" (or the expansion thereof) in their actual vernacular? WTF? I'm not a silly end-user asking frivolous questions; I'm going straight to the source of the weirdness to investigate. We good?

Shame on you guys for not sending me a memo regarding this thread. Shame!

This thread is making my Monday better. I got sick from partying in the cold this weekend, and I need some pick me ups today.
Sniff sniff, cough cough, eip.
Reciprocation available after work.
/Wish I could get the wife to send bie in return for me receiving them.

Aisling McStabby: Shame on you guys for not sending me a memo regarding this thread. Shame!

BOING! Ruu-Rohh, Raggy!

How do I always manage to be late to BIE threads? sigh.

/eip

Third In Line: Aisling McStabby: Shame on you guys for not sending me a memo regarding this thread. Shame!

Hey, hi there!

Now the thread gets much hotter.



*humbled*

TIL and Aisling....wow! This could get interesting...

/EIP

Let's Wrastle
http://tinyurl.com/yblvth4
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Aisling McStabby: Shame on you guys for not sending me a memo regarding this thread. Shame!

Hey there! We missed you..

Aisling McStabby: Shame on you guys for not sending me a memo regarding this thread. Shame!

But this is already a boob thread. I thought we were only supposed to call you when it derails into something else?

jltaylor: How do I always manage to be late to BIE threads? sigh.

/eip

Me too. I don't seem to notice them until they are 500+ posts.

Third In Line: Aisling McStabby: Shame on you guys for not sending me a memo regarding this thread. Shame!

Hey, hi there!

Now the thread gets much hotter.



*humbled*

*curtsies*