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54677 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Dec 2009 at 12:45 AM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2009-12-14 03:40:40 PM  
Thanks to all the wonderful Farkettes who are making this such a great Monday. And thanks also to the Farkers who are being very entertaining.
 
2009-12-14 03:41:51 PM  

rep-three: Is it to late to request that photographs of breasts be sent to the email address that is located in my profile?


Yep - (maybe you send your request to their email address, and asked nicely, they might respond...)
 
2009-12-14 03:43:13 PM  
Let the record show: I was not disappointed.
 
2009-12-14 03:43:26 PM  

kcfarker: what would Dell techs in India do with pics of hot American bewbs anyway?


Masturbate furiously?
 
2009-12-14 03:44:11 PM  
maybe if

/Tired
//headin' home
///Thanks for the fun, gals
 
2009-12-14 03:45:56 PM  
I do love BIE Threads. Oh so much.

I would always graciously accept BIE, with of course my EIP.
 
2009-12-14 03:46:44 PM  
Dear Farkette(s),

add me to your xmas list of BIE?

I will be eternally grateful.
 
2009-12-14 03:47:58 PM  

Mordis: Remember ladies, it is fair game to ask us guys for something... some of us will not even ask for something in return.

TMYK


Sounds like someone really likes showing off his packer.

/maybe a little too much?
 
2009-12-14 03:49:54 PM  
I can't believe I missed such an epic thread on the day I work from home.

Please, carry on.

/EIP if any farkettes are still playing :)
 
2009-12-14 03:50:16 PM  

fookin eejit: Sounds like someone really likes showing off his packer.


Just reminding them that it is not all on them. And some of us are proud of what we have. :)
 
2009-12-14 03:51:23 PM  

buddyrtr:
There is no such thing, where you're concerned.

/I've watched friends go through nasty divorces
//Luckily, I found somebody who puts up with me


The only person I need to put up with me is me. I like it that way.

PhillyBoy:
I had to send to your Gmail. Your ultrafark is not working


Really? It seems to be working fine now and I didn't see anything from you in my gmail.

whipbambucket:
I'm much more fond of regular type!

/don't even need to be wet
//EIP


EIP

Oekss: It seems I may have missed all the fun. Dang.


What are you talking about? There's still fun to be had in this thread

rep-three: Is it to late to request that photographs of breasts be sent to the email address that is located in my profile?


Nope, never too late. EIP

stormmaster83: Thanks to all the wonderful Farkettes who are making this such a great Monday. And thanks also to the Farkers who are being very entertaining.


You are very welcome. I've done the best that I can

stebain: Let the record show: I was not disappointed.


Did you think that you would be?
 
2009-12-14 03:51:28 PM  

fookin eejit: Mordis: Remember ladies, it is fair game to ask us guys for something... some of us will not even ask for something in return.

TMYK

Sounds like someone really likes showing off his packer.

/maybe a little too much?


I am proud of mine..
 
2009-12-14 03:52:44 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: fookin eejit: Mordis: Remember ladies, it is fair game to ask us guys for something... some of us will not even ask for something in return.

TMYK

Sounds like someone really likes showing off his packer.

/maybe a little too much?

I am proud of mine..


Well, according to most, you are kind of a big deal around here. lol
 
2009-12-14 03:53:06 PM  

waterbrother: Dear Farkette(s),

add me to your xmas list of BIE?

I will be eternally grateful.


Yes, what he said!

/too much work to form original thoughts
 
2009-12-14 03:54:59 PM  
I've never gotten BIE. Always seems like an exciting thing...but not something someone should ask for. Maybe if I just seem forelorn and distraught that I havent received BIE, I will recieve BIE?
 
2009-12-14 03:55:05 PM  
Sad, work is making me actually work for the next hour!

I do have an EIP for anyone else who wants to see my jubblies when I get home.
 
2009-12-14 03:55:59 PM  

stebain: Let the record show: I was not disappointed.


This post treads very lightly upon Rules 1 & 2...
 
2009-12-14 03:56:28 PM  
If someone would do me the courtesy of filling me in on what happened to our former queens of BIE/AW threads it would be appreciated.
 
2009-12-14 03:56:47 PM  

fookin eejit: I've seen em too. They're nice!


Liar. Three kids, all three bewbfed. Was a healthy B/C before.
Still a B (C at that time of the month) but they is hangin'
a little lower and need a lot more support. They were
awesome when she was 19 though. Dang. Dang. Dang!

Still nice and warm and soft and available if I don't pinch.
Tune in Tokyo? (slap)
 
2009-12-14 03:57:20 PM  

Jetty Cat Army: stebain: Let the record show: I was not disappointed.

This post treads very lightly upon Rules 1 & 2...


I was thinkin that too.

Rule #1 You do not talk about BIE club.

Rule #2 You DO NOT TALK about BIE CLUB!
 
2009-12-14 03:57:32 PM  
A BIE thread I just now found....better late then never.

/EIP
 
2009-12-14 03:58:24 PM  

featurecreep: If someone would do me the courtesy of filling me in on what happened to our former queens of BIE/AW threads it would be appreciated.


I believe the shadow of the ban-hammer still lurks over them.
 
2009-12-14 03:58:39 PM  

Mordis: Zeppelininthesky: fookin eejit: Mordis: Remember ladies, it is fair game to ask us guys for something... some of us will not even ask for something in return.

TMYK

Sounds like someone really likes showing off his packer.

/maybe a little too much?

I am proud of mine..

Well, according to most, you are kind of a big deal around here. lol



FTFAccuracy and Zep's ego
 
2009-12-14 03:59:56 PM  

FelineMommy27: stuff


If there is one thing guaranteed to get you sponsored and mailed random presents, it's being a cute, red-headed, BIE-friendly farkette. I hope you like throngs of devotees cause you got em.
 
2009-12-14 04:00:29 PM  

Mordis: featurecreep: If someone would do me the courtesy of filling me in on what happened to our former queens of BIE/AW threads it would be appreciated.

I believe the shadow of the ban-hammer still lurks over them.


Actually, unspoken/forbidden subject is unspoken/forbidden. However, I can be bribed. TotalFark is a good start.
 
2009-12-14 04:00:50 PM  

Mordis: featurecreep: If someone would do me the courtesy of filling me in on what happened to our former queens of BIE/AW threads it would be appreciated.

I believe the shadow of the ban-hammer still lurks over them.


Internet death sentences are worse than real ones... because you are still alive... but bored.
 
2009-12-14 04:03:05 PM  

Mordis: featurecreep: If someone would do me the courtesy of filling me in on what happened to our former queens of BIE/AW threads it would be appreciated.

I believe the shadow of the ban-hammer still lurks over them.


It's been a very long time since I last saw them in any thread... must have been a hell of a whack
 
2009-12-14 04:03:06 PM  
BIE threads may come and go, but my hard-on will rage forever.
 
2009-12-14 04:03:27 PM  

KingKauff: Mordis: Zeppelininthesky: fookin eejit: Mordis: Remember ladies, it is fair game to ask us guys for something... some of us will not even ask for something in return.

TMYK

Sounds like someone really likes showing off his packer.

/maybe a little too much?

I am proud of mine..

Well, according to most, you are kind of a big deal around here. lol


FTFAccuracy and Zep's ego


Way to stroke my.. er.. ego.
 
2009-12-14 04:06:52 PM  
In order to make this easier on the farkettes, all seekers of BIE simply hold up this sign with their free hand.

i49.tinypic.com
 
2009-12-14 04:08:26 PM  

kcfarker: In order to make this easier on the farkettes, all seekers of BIE simply hold up this sign with their free hand.


Hey! I have that paddle in my bedroom... I thought it was for... nevermind.
 
2009-12-14 04:09:40 PM  
Is this still on?
http://tinyurl.com/yb8jh2o
(copy and paste, NSFW)
 
2009-12-14 04:13:48 PM  
So THIS is an AW thread, eh? I like it!

And one thing's for sure, this is DEFINATELY not a bookmark.

Nor is it a desperate plee for BIE, bringing to the attention of the Farkettes present that I have EIP.

Nope. Not at all.
 
2009-12-14 04:15:02 PM  

zootsuit: So THIS is an AW thread, eh? I like it!

And one thing's for sure, this is DEFINATELY not a bookmark.

Nor is it a desperate plee for BIE, bringing to the attention of the Farkettes present that I have EIP.

Nope. Not at all.


I read through it twice and its definitely a BIE thread. It needs more ego stroking and teasing to be a real AW thread though.
 
2009-12-14 04:17:15 PM  
Don't let it die, friends. We're so close to 1000 posts. And as far as I've been told, 1000 is good enough for badges.

/Farking because I don't want to do work.
//And because my work schedule is going to be weird.
///Wed and Thurs off but I have to work Sat and Sun. Yuck.
 
2009-12-14 04:21:24 PM  

featurecreep:
If there is one thing guaranteed to get you sponsored and mailed random presents, it's being a cute, red-headed, BIE-friendly farkette. I hope you like throngs of devotees cause you got em.


Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?
 
2009-12-14 04:21:39 PM  

Celerian: Don't let it die, friends. We're so close to 1000 posts. And as far as I've been told, 1000 is good enough for badges.

/Farking because I don't want to do work.
//And because my work schedule is going to be weird.
///Wed and Thurs off but I have to work Sat and Sun. Yuck.


I should be working too, but I am being a slacker.
 
2009-12-14 04:22:48 PM  

FelineMommy27: featurecreep:
If there is one thing guaranteed to get you sponsored and mailed random presents, it's being a cute, red-headed, BIE-friendly farkette. I hope you like throngs of devotees cause you got em.

Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?


It may be the same number as a buttload..
 
2009-12-14 04:22:54 PM  
Damn I'm late to the party but...

EIP
 
2009-12-14 04:23:20 PM  
Looks like the BIE thread is alive and well.

EIP

I said EIP!!!
 
2009-12-14 04:23:53 PM  

FelineMommy27: Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?


I read that as THONGS.

ThongIE?
 
2009-12-14 04:26:29 PM  

FelineMommy27: Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?


I was told there would be no math

/suffice to say, it's a lot
 
2009-12-14 04:26:32 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: FelineMommy27: featurecreep:
If there is one thing guaranteed to get you sponsored and mailed random presents, it's being a cute, red-headed, BIE-friendly farkette. I hope you like throngs of devotees cause you got em.

Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?

It may be the same number as a buttload..


Metric or standard?
 
2009-12-14 04:26:56 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: FelineMommy27: featurecreep:
If there is one thing guaranteed to get you sponsored and mailed random presents, it's being a cute, red-headed, BIE-friendly farkette. I hope you like throngs of devotees cause you got em.

Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?

It may be the same number as a buttload..


Can't be. If you try and fit a buttload into a throng, you need eyebleach...

/There should be an application process....
 
2009-12-14 04:27:02 PM  

FelineMommy27: Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?


In this case, I'd guess it is roughly equivalent to the number of e-mails you've sent today.
 
2009-12-14 04:27:10 PM  

R.A.Danny: FelineMommy27: Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?

I read that as THONGS.

ThongIE?


I read it as thongs at first too..
 
2009-12-14 04:27:25 PM  

R.A.Danny: FelineMommy27: Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?

I read that as THONGS.

ThongIE?


Thongs are also good. Are there rules for Thongs in Email?
 
2009-12-14 04:28:25 PM  

Celerian: Can't be. If you try and fit a buttload into a throng, you need eyebleach...

/There should be an application process....


Now that's comedic gold right there.
 
2009-12-14 04:31:37 PM  

featurecreep: R.A.Danny: FelineMommy27: Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?

I read that as THONGS.

ThongIE?

Thongs are also good. Are there rules for Thongs in Email?


I'm sure DtheD can provide some proper TIE samples for us. The mosaic versions, of course.
 
2009-12-14 04:32:02 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: FelineMommy27: featurecreep:
If there is one thing guaranteed to get you sponsored and mailed random presents, it's being a cute, red-headed, BIE-friendly farkette. I hope you like throngs of devotees cause you got em.

Throngs? How many exactly is a throng?

It may be the same number as a buttload..


No no, a throng is the imperial system equivalent of a metric arseload.
 
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