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2009-12-14 10:43:03 AM
If something were to have gone wrong, say, in someone's profile, for example, and for some reason no email address could be found, hypothetically speaking, another user could, possibly, take that first someone's fark login and send, oh I don't know, digital files of some sort or other to a well known hot place for this kind of "mail".

/just in case
 
2009-12-14 10:44:53 AM
Back in the early 90's I knew a Network Admin who worked on home computers. One day, he called me in to his work area. He told me a guy had brought in his computer to have a zip drive installed. Before the guy left, he said "What ever you do, don't look in documents/photos/private/secret/personal. The network guy said "Normally, I'd just open the case, slap in the zip drive and close it but I gotta look." There were about 30 high res photos of his wife. Quite nekkind and quite lovely. Made us wonder what she saw in a jerk like her husband.

Of course, I saved them to several floppy disks. When I left that place, I sent them to a friend for safe keeping. I can only assume that they are still with my friend along with all the other pr0n I have forwarded him over the years.

Oh, the guy with the hot wife got fired after they caught him having sex with another lady on company property. They caught him on video. Since he was in charge of monitoring, you'd think he would know where the cameras were.
 
2009-12-14 10:44:59 AM
OtherLittleGuy: FelineMommy27: OtherLittleGuy:
Not a BIE call, but I definitely need [citation please].

Huh?



Where is the "Looks like cuter redhead Christina Ricci" pic cited earlier?

/sorry about that


Check the links in the profile
 
2009-12-14 10:45:22 AM
IdBeCrazyIf: Jness: I had been severely worried about putting my address in my profile, but so far it has gotten me invited to MN Fark parties, so I'm happy I did.

I've met quite a few cool individuals through here just by putting up the fact Im near Notre Damn.


I kind of wish I had found fark while still in college, back when I had time to socialize. Better late than never, I guess.
 
2009-12-14 10:46:48 AM
KingKauff: poorsigmund: who has 2+ hour meetings on a Monday? my boss. Followed by more meetings after. Suck.

It's a rainbow of colors! You know, like Skittles :-)


I fully expected to see an image of the skittle chick after that post, but for those of us at work I guess it's best to just keep it linked as NSFW.

...Let the comparisons to FelineMommy27 and the skittle chick commence!
 
2009-12-14 10:47:26 AM
MemphisSlacker: Herb_the_betta:
Spending all weekend staring at books is considered slacking?

It could be.. I was cutting them into a sculpture for my final project of the semester..

-- Art Student


I'm guessing MCA?
 
2009-12-14 10:47:39 AM
IdBeCrazyIf:
Gorgor is to picture threads as I am to deviant threads.....watch what you ask for ;)


You never know, I might like it ;)

OtherLittleGuy:
I would go for "Cuter Jayma Mays":

/thanks much
//carry on BIEing


Hmm, I can kinda see that.

/you're welcome :)
 
2009-12-14 10:48:20 AM
ObscureNameHere: IdBeCrazyIf: FelineMommy27: I am but one woman, I can only do so much

Redhead?


....its a trap...get an axe

HEY! You leave my flame-topped sisters alone! We of that hair persuasion all have to stick together on this (mostly because people always assume that if two red-haired people are in the same room that they are relatives already).

/don't make me angry. I get all stereo-typically red-ragey.


Dude. Chill out. I like red heads....they have teh crazy (both the guys and especially, the ladies). Try living down both a) the Jew stereotype of being stingy PLUS 2)people trying to out drink you because of being Scottish. OK, I'm really not complaining about the second one too much. Get lots of free drinks for that one.
 
2009-12-14 10:48:51 AM
I must also agree with the idea that BIE is a myth. The universe doesn't allow good like that to occur.

And if it did, imagine what evil must be born to balance it out...
 
2009-12-14 10:49:03 AM
kcfarker:
...Let the comparisons to FelineMommy27 and the skittle chick commence!


I've got a rainbow you can taste

/what?
 
2009-12-14 10:49:28 AM
Herb_the_betta: MemphisSlacker: Herb_the_betta:
Spending all weekend staring at books is considered slacking?

It could be.. I was cutting them into a sculpture for my final project of the semester..

-- Art Student

I'm guessing MCA?


I'd prefer Ad Rock with the Sure Shot.
 
2009-12-14 10:49:56 AM
Gasological: I must also agree with the idea that BIE is a myth. The universe doesn't allow good like that to occur.

And if it did, imagine what evil must be born to balance it out...


Oh, you must mean gorgor.
 
2009-12-14 10:51:38 AM
sensualstrwbry: I haven't BIE'd anyone since I got my other nipple pierced. Someday I should rectify that.

yes, yes you should
 
2009-12-14 10:51:56 AM
It's funny watching the guys insinuate and slyly beg for the photographic evidence of BIE.

I hate games. I hate guesswork so here:

I would like to receive photographs of lovely Farkettes' breasts and/or crotchal area in my email. Although I have an email in my profile I will post it here for ease of use: whogas12(at)gmail(dot)com.

/Innuendo? In YOUR endo!
 
2009-12-14 10:52:05 AM
KingKauff: ObscureNameHere: IdBeCrazyIf: FelineMommy27: I am but one woman, I can only do so much

Redhead?


....its a trap...get an axe

HEY! You leave my flame-topped sisters alone! We of that hair persuasion all have to stick together on this (mostly because people always assume that if two red-haired people are in the same room that they are relatives already).

/don't make me angry. I get all stereo-typically red-ragey.

Dude. Chill out. I like red heads....they have teh crazy (both the guys and especially, the ladies). Try living down both a) the Jew stereotype of being stingy PLUS 2)people trying to out drink you because of being Scottish. OK, I'm really not complaining about the second one too much. Get lots of free drinks for that one.


I am chilled.
I was just having fun with the stereotype.
But...now, I REALLY AM ANGRY! FRECKLES JOINING TOGETHER TO CREATE A FACE OF RAGE! GWAAAAARRRRRRR! ;)
 
2009-12-14 10:52:22 AM
FelineMommy27: kcfarker:
...Let the comparisons to FelineMommy27 and the skittle chick commence!

I've got a rainbow you can taste

/what?


Tease
 
2009-12-14 10:52:37 AM
Wendy's Chili: yellow_ducki: I haven't flashed my boobies on Fark since 2007. *sigh* What a glorious thread!

I always miss the good ones. :-(


A lot of Farkette's came out of the woodwork over the span of five days (the length of that thread). It was a lot of fun!
 
2009-12-14 10:52:39 AM
FelineMommy27: I've got a rainbow you can taste

/what?


I need a monocle, so that it can pop out at this point.
 
2009-12-14 10:52:55 AM
kcfarker: KingKauff: poorsigmund: who has 2+ hour meetings on a Monday? my boss. Followed by more meetings after. Suck.

It's a rainbow of colors! You know, like Skittles :-)

I fully expected to see an image of the skittle chick after that post, but for those of us at work I guess it's best to just keep it linked as NSFW.

...Let the comparisons to FelineMommy27 and the skittle chick commence!


Trust me, you absolutely, positively do NOT want to know about that.
 
2009-12-14 10:53:50 AM
KingKauff: 2)people trying to out drink you because of being Scottish

People just don't understand.... cut us and we bleed 90 proof.

There's a reason they don't make vampire lore in scotland you know.

FelineMommy27: You never know, I might like it ;)

Lets see... get a timeout today or play nice with the rules.

Herb_the_betta: I kind of wish I had found fark while still in college, back when I had time to socialize. Better late than never, I guess.

Its actually pretty surprising the amount of people on fark.

Harry Freakstorm: Of course, I saved them to several floppy disks. When I left that place, I sent them to a friend for safe keeping. I can only assume that they are still with my friend along with all the other pr0n I have forwarded him over the years.

I still have my entire collection of stuff while I worked as a bench tech for a few years. The sheer amount of shiat people would have is mind boggling.

Even had to report a few CP instances as well.
 
2009-12-14 10:54:02 AM
ObscureNameHere: KingKauff: ObscureNameHere: IdBeCrazyIf: FelineMommy27: I am but one woman, I can only do so much

Redhead?


....its a trap...get an axe

HEY! You leave my flame-topped sisters alone! We of that hair persuasion all have to stick together on this (mostly because people always assume that if two red-haired people are in the same room that they are relatives already).

/don't make me angry. I get all stereo-typically red-ragey.

Dude. Chill out. I like red heads....they have teh crazy (both the guys and especially, the ladies). Try living down both a) the Jew stereotype of being stingy PLUS 2)people trying to out drink you because of being Scottish. OK, I'm really not complaining about the second one too much. Get lots of free drinks for that one.

I am chilled.
I was just having fun with the stereotype.
But...now, I REALLY AM ANGRY! FRECKLES JOINING TOGETHER TO CREATE A FACE OF RAGE! GWAAAAARRRRRRR! ;)


I know. I was just trying to wake the sleeping bear.
 
2009-12-14 10:54:47 AM
KingKauff: Dude. Chill out. I like red heads....they have teh crazy (both the guys and especially, the ladies). Try living down both a) the Jew stereotype of being stingy PLUS 2)people trying to out drink you because of being Scottish. OK, I'm really not complaining about the second one too much. Get lots of free drinks for that one.

I'm super Irish and Italian. I get asked a lot if I have family in the mob (I do have an Uncle Vito and Joey who are questionable emply) and I get the "you can't out drink me" crap a lot. Totally ok by me though.

I have the temper though... I am hulk like when angry. Though, I tend to cry before I hit so it's a little less imposing, but far scarier when I haul off and punch someone.
 
2009-12-14 10:55:00 AM
Gasological: I must also agree with the idea that BIE is a myth. The universe doesn't allow good like that to occur.

And if it did, imagine what evil must be born to balance it out...


It is most certainly not a myth

WhoGAS: It's funny watching the guys insinuate and slyly beg for the photographic evidence of BIE.

I hate games. I hate guesswork so here:

I would like to receive photographs of lovely Farkettes' breasts and/or crotchal area in my email. Although I have an email in my profile I will post it here for ease of use: whogas12(at)gmail(dot)com.

/Innuendo? In YOUR endo!


You know what, I like your approach. It's very refreshing. I can appreciate that.
 
2009-12-14 10:57:00 AM
KingKauff: I am chilled.
I was just having fun with the stereotype.
But...now, I REALLY AM ANGRY! FRECKLES JOINING TOGETHER TO CREATE A FACE OF RAGE! GWAAAAARRRRRRR! ;)

I know. I was just trying to wake the sleeping bear.


Well that's just great. You'll probably go stand someplace really sunny and taunt me from there, the Realm I Cannot Go To.

Or you'll just laugh at my dorky sun-hat and sun-shirt (The Wife highly allergic to every single sunscreen on the planet).
 
2009-12-14 10:57:22 AM
sensualstrwbry: KingKauff: Dude. Chill out. I like red heads....they have teh crazy (both the guys and especially, the ladies). Try living down both a) the Jew stereotype of being stingy PLUS 2)people trying to out drink you because of being Scottish. OK, I'm really not complaining about the second one too much. Get lots of free drinks for that one.

I'm super Irish and Italian. I get asked a lot if I have family in the mob (I do have an Uncle Vito and Joey who are questionable emply) and I get the "you can't out drink me" crap a lot. Totally ok by me though.

I have the temper though... I am hulk like when angry. Though, I tend to cry before I hit so it's a little less imposing, but far scarier when I haul off and punch someone.


I heart you in a totally non-stalking, plutonic way.

Is the Irish temper worse than a Scottish one? I have been known to have 350 lb. men tremble before my measly 175 pound frame
 
2009-12-14 10:58:35 AM
KingKauff: I heart you in a totally non-stalking, plutonic way.

Is the Irish temper worse than a Scottish one? I have been known to have 350 lb. men tremble before my measly 175 pound frame


Maybe they were afraid they'd get a rib stuck in their throat after they chucked you down their maw?
 
2009-12-14 10:59:56 AM
ObscureNameHere: KingKauff: I am chilled.
I was just having fun with the stereotype.
But...now, I REALLY AM ANGRY! FRECKLES JOINING TOGETHER TO CREATE A FACE OF RAGE! GWAAAAARRRRRRR! ;)

I know. I was just trying to wake the sleeping bear.

Well that's just great. You'll probably go stand someplace really sunny and taunt me from there, the Realm I Cannot Go To.

Or you'll just laugh at my dorky sun-hat and sun-shirt (The Wife highly allergic to every single sunscreen on the planet).


I wouldn't laugh. My mom is the same way

ObscureNameHere: KingKauff: I heart you in a totally non-stalking, plutonic way.

Is the Irish temper worse than a Scottish one? I have been known to have 350 lb. men tremble before my measly 175 pound frame

Maybe they were afraid they'd get a rib stuck in their throat after they chucked you down their maw?


OK, after that statement, I think I would wind up giving you the Nelson Laugh and point. Then I would get all tanned up and show you how awesome white people can look with a tan.
 
2009-12-14 11:00:13 AM
KingKauff: sensualstrwbry: KingKauff: Dude. Chill out. I like red heads....they have teh crazy (both the guys and especially, the ladies). Try living down both a) the Jew stereotype of being stingy PLUS 2)people trying to out drink you because of being Scottish. OK, I'm really not complaining about the second one too much. Get lots of free drinks for that one.

I'm super Irish and Italian. I get asked a lot if I have family in the mob (I do have an Uncle Vito and Joey who are questionable emply) and I get the "you can't out drink me" crap a lot. Totally ok by me though.

I have the temper though... I am hulk like when angry. Though, I tend to cry before I hit so it's a little less imposing, but far scarier when I haul off and punch someone.

I heart you in a totally non-stalking, plutonic way.

Is the Irish temper worse than a Scottish one? I have been known to have 350 lb. men tremble before my measly 175 pound frame


I was always under the impression that the temper curves cross at some high BAC, but I'm not sure what value that is.

/Scot
 
2009-12-14 11:00:28 AM
EZ Writer:
Tease


Dammit, you've found me out

Inihilus:
I need a monocle, so that it can pop out at this point.


lol

IdBeCrazyIf: KingKauff: 2)people trying to out drink you because of being Scottish

People just don't understand.... cut us and we bleed 90 proof.

There's a reason they don't make vampire lore in scotland you know.

FelineMommy27: You never know, I might like it ;)

Lets see... get a timeout today or play nice with the rules.

Herb_the_betta: I kind of wish I had found fark while still in college, back when I had time to socialize. Better late than never, I guess.

Its actually pretty surprising the amount of people on fark.

Harry Freakstorm: Of course, I saved them to several floppy disks. When I left that place, I sent them to a friend for safe keeping. I can only assume that they are still with my friend along with all the other pr0n I have forwarded him over the years.

I still have my entire collection of stuff while I worked as a bench tech for a few years. The sheer amount of shiat people would have is mind boggling.

Even had to report a few CP instances as well.
 
2009-12-14 11:01:40 AM
I hear about this, but it always seems streetlight-ey to me

I want to believe in BIE, it would mean a nicer sort of world, but I just don't. Can't quite shake the impression you're all screwing with each other's heads.
 
2009-12-14 11:01:51 AM
Let me try this again, lol

IdBeCrazyIf:
Lets see... get a timeout today or play nice with the rules.


You know, there is an E in my P as well.
 
2009-12-14 11:02:46 AM
KingKauff: Is the Irish temper worse than a Scottish one? I have been known to have 350 lb. men tremble before my measly 175 pound frame

I think it's about on par. I've been told I'm especially scary because I'm so damn cute and cuddly (I get called a living cabbage patch doll a lot) and so when I get angry it's a huge change and who really wants to fight with a pigtailed angry red head? It's just not a good idea. ;)
 
2009-12-14 11:03:05 AM
Okay boys, I am but one person and I can no longer keep up. EIP
 
2009-12-14 11:03:54 AM
FelineMommy27: Let me try this again, lol

IdBeCrazyIf:
Lets see... get a timeout today or play nice with the rules.

You know, there is an E in my P as well.


You should have that looked at.
 
2009-12-14 11:03:57 AM
sensualstrwbry: KingKauff: Is the Irish temper worse than a Scottish one? I have been known to have 350 lb. men tremble before my measly 175 pound frame

I think it's about on par. I've been told I'm especially scary because I'm so damn cute and cuddly (I get called a living cabbage patch doll a lot) and so when I get angry it's a huge change and who really wants to fight with a pigtailed angry red head? It's just not a good idea. ;)


Mine may come from the fact that I look like a young Stephen King, and everyone knows you don't fark with Stephen King.

/I never realized I looked like him until a farkette pointed that out.
 
2009-12-14 11:04:51 AM
KingKauff: Maybe they were afraid they'd get a rib stuck in their throat after they chucked you down their maw?

OK, after that statement, I think I would wind up giving you the Nelson Laugh and point. Then I would get all tanned up and show you how awesome white people can look with a tan.


BASTARD!
*sob, run away*

/comforts self in knowing that when I am 40 I won't look 60. ;)
 
2009-12-14 11:05:37 AM
yellow_ducki: It was a lot of fun!

Only if they were as purdy as you. ;-)
 
2009-12-14 11:05:58 AM
Inihilus: FelineMommy27: I've got a rainbow you can taste

/what?

I need a monocle, so that it can pop out at this point.


My monocle shattered. I have a major problem with something else that popped out.
 
2009-12-14 11:06:47 AM
Herb_the_betta:
You should have that looked at.


Well, it did finally stop itching....
 
2009-12-14 11:07:24 AM
kcfarker:
My monocle shattered. I have a major problem with something else that popped out.


Oh my O_o
 
2009-12-14 11:08:55 AM
KingKauff: Mine may come from the fact that I look like a young Stephen King, and everyone knows you don't fark with Stephen King.

Ha! You do! Yeah, that might do it.

ObscureNameHere: /comforts self in knowing that when I am 40 I won't look 60. ;)

This is also a plus of being so pale. I don't do sunlight as I go lobster red in a heartbeat.

It's part of the reason I still get carded for everything still.
 
2009-12-14 11:08:55 AM
kcfarker: Inihilus: FelineMommy27: I've got a rainbow you can taste

/what?

I need a monocle, so that it can pop out at this point.

My monocle shattered. I have a major problem with something else that popped out.


Sounds painful
 
2009-12-14 11:09:14 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie: **FLASH!!**

I love those things.
 
2009-12-14 11:10:40 AM
KingKauff:
Mine may come from the fact that I look like a young Stephen King, and everyone knows you don't fark with Stephen King.


Unless you're driving a van
 
2009-12-14 11:11:12 AM
sensualstrwbry: KingKauff: Mine may come from the fact that I look like a young Stephen King, and everyone knows you don't fark with Stephen King.

Ha! You do! Yeah, that might do it.

ObscureNameHere: /comforts self in knowing that when I am 40 I won't look 60. ;)

This is also a plus of being so pale. I don't do sunlight as I go lobster red in a heartbeat.

It's part of the reason I still get carded for everything still.


That's one reason I've kept the beard all these years, as it adds a few years to my appearance. Also, with an English degree, such affectations are to be expected.
 
2009-12-14 11:12:35 AM
kcfarker: Inihilus: FelineMommy27: I've got a rainbow you can taste

/what?

I need a monocle, so that it can pop out at this point.

My monocle shattered. I have a major problem with something else that popped out.


Sledge to the small of the back will fix that just fine. JUST FINE.
 
2009-12-14 11:12:52 AM
ObscureNameHere: That's one reason I've kept the beard all these years, as it adds a few years to my appearance. Also, with an English degree, such affectations are to be expected.

See, if I had a beard it would just be weird.

I also have an English degree. It's why I wear my glasses even though I could have contacts. I feel out of place with other English folk without my second set of eyes.
 
2009-12-14 11:14:34 AM
FelineMommy27: KingKauff:
Mine may come from the fact that I look like a young Stephen King, and everyone knows you don't fark with Stephen King.

Unless you're driving a van


Pop quiz:
Where is the van today?
 
2009-12-14 11:14:43 AM
simpsonfan: This thread is lacking...

Lacking what?
 
2009-12-14 11:14:57 AM
Alright alright, here's a picture of my boobies:

Link (new window)

My back is really starting to hurt!

Bonus picture of my 'box':

Link (new window)

/I bet it's bigger than yours ;)
 
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