AbbeySomeone: HappyLittleTree: Wrong_Intentions: HappyLittleTree: Gairloch: BIE is a myth.

No it is not. I got one from a chick (unsolicited) but unfortunately it went to waste as I am straight girl. It was a full body shot, and looked real enough but I can't be sure.

You really wanna point that out in a BIE thread?

But I haven't mentioned my full C-cups and slender yet curvy body. It's like if Natalie Portman and Scarlet Johanssen had a baby, and that baby had C-cups.


/c-cups

This made me giggle for some reason.

/D here
//loved showing them off

Tease

sensualstrwbry: EZ Writer: Pics or it didn't happen...

Oh, it happened. Blast my not having anything but my camera phone at work.

Camera phone pics don't do my girls justice!


FelineMommy27: *checks inbox*

*pouts*

After work today, when I get home, I'll take a sexy shower, and send you wet hot pierced boobies.

You have to return in kind though.

thumbs up
you go girl

Hai gizE! wut's goIn on in this thread? :P

You're the jerk... jerk: Ladies,
My inbox is being flooded but I must ask that only exceptionally attractive farkettes provide BIE from now on. Too many ugly girls are making it difficult to get through the day. So if you are hot, keep sending, if not please send to other farkers.

Also do send quickly I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

/appealing to vanity is my new technique!


Your inbox? I received like 10 'Please send me your BIE' emails in 5 minutes of posting my email haha

Behold the power of farkers who want to see boobies

Dammit, came here to express rage at overseas call centers, etc, but got wrapped up in bewbs.
Ebay, paypal can DIAF, etc.

AbbeySomeone: This made me giggle for some reason.

/D here
//loved showing them off

Would love some D's to be shown off to....

/Is that even grammatically correct?
//BIE please? EIP.

Wendy's Chili: Do we need to add this to the BIE rulebook?

Its been awhile... what edition are we using.

My leather wrapped first edition doesn't quite cut it anymore it seems.

sensualstrwbry: Oh, it happened. Blast my not having anything but my camera phone at work.

Camera phone pics don't do my girls justice!

You should let me be the judge of that...

UntamedSpirit:
Very Patient...

EIP..

So I see

Inihilus:
Nearly lost my tea over keyboard at that.

/mental imagery BEGONE.

lol, I do what I can.

sensualstrwbry:
After work today, when I get home, I'll take a sexy shower, and send you wet hot pierced boobies.

You have to return in kind though.

I don't have wet hot pierced boobies but I'm sure wet hot regular boobies will suffice.

I haven't flashed my boobies on Fark since 2007. *sigh* What a glorious thread!

/I'm taken
//Otherwise I might do BIE
///If you can't see my face, who cares ;)

EZ Writer: sensualstrwbry: Oh, it happened. Blast my not having anything but my camera phone at work.

Camera phone pics don't do my girls justice!

You should let me be the judge of that...

I've seen them in person, trust us on this

This would be the best thread ever if only you people would take
interest in what I have to say. Sometimes it just gets so hard to
take this kind of indifference. BIE is always a good thing,
sometimes it's just not a good thing for your particular tastes.
Of all the BIE I have ever gotten, the best are the ones who don't
really fit the typical "hot girl" body type. When you open up, you
get the full benefits of BIE. Who am I to deny some lovely lady
the right to show her assets? Who are you to tell somebody they
fail to meet your expectations of perfection? You aren't the only
one with feelings you know?

EZ Writer: sensualstrwbry: Oh, it happened. Blast my not having anything but my camera phone at work.

Camera phone pics don't do my girls justice!

You should let me be the judge of that...

You should get a better phone.
I sent MrS a pic of my nipple and it turned out fine.
*winks*

I was led to believe there would be BIE. Still waiting..

Mom?
http://tinyurl.com/ycwaelo
(Copy and paste, NSFW)

Redscum: I was led to believe there would be BIE. Still waiting..

Me too.........

EZ Writer: You should let me be the judge of that...

We'll see what we can workout. You may just have to wait till I get off work though.

FelineMommy27: I've seen them in person, trust us on this

Teehee. Man, half of TF saw my boobies that night. That was a good night.

FelineMommy27: I don't have wet hot pierced boobies but I'm sure wet hot regular boobies will suffice.

You know I like your boobies wet, dry, whatever. They're nommy.

sensualstrwbry:
Teehee. Man, half of TF saw my boobies that night. That was a good night.

I think half of TF has seen mine as well, that night and/or otherwise...

You know I like your boobies wet, dry, whatever. They're nommy.

Indeed they are. At least that's what I've heard.

tuna fingers:
SS and FM27 may I see your boobies?
Pretty please?

Somewhere there's a pic of both of them together, IIRC

FelineMommy27: Somewhere there's a pic of both of them together, IIRC

hahah I just thought about posting that picture, but it's not really flattering to either of our girls... weird angle and all.

This day would be much better if I were to find BIE.

/EIP

FelineMommy27: Somewhere there's a pic of both of them together, IIRC

This needs an explanation.

sensualstrwbry:
hahah I just thought about posting that picture, but it's not really flattering to either of our girls... weird angle and all.

Yeah but it's still two boobs for the price of one. We'll have to take another one the next time we all get together.

Inihilus:
This needs an explanation.

There was a Fark party in May. We pressed our boobs together and took a pic of them.

FelineMommy27: There was a Fark party in May. We pressed our boobs together and took a pic of them.

That was more...normal than I expected :)

FelineMommy27: OtherLittleGuy:
Make 'em do Stupid Farker Tricks.

I like the way you think

/cuter redhead Christina Ricci?

I keep getting that this morning for some reason...



Not a BIE call, but I definitely need [citation please].

FelineMommy27: There was a Fark party in May. We pressed our boobs together and took a pic of them.

Okay, I just have to say one thing- if you actually expect it to work, make sure you actually have an EIP. KTHNXBAI!

tuna fingers: Now you two are just teasing.

I made with the tits.

I alos just noticed I seem to have teeth marks there as well. I don't remember who bit me though.

who has 2+ hour meetings on a Monday? my boss. Followed by more meetings after. Suck.

So of course it makes sense that a sweet, potentially BIE-full thread starts on a normally boring morning, and I have to miss it for the most part. Oh well, I saw a smattering of color, so I know that some of the regulars are in here. Keep it going for me guys, I'll try to pop in when I have the chance.

/oh, and eip if there are any sympathetic senders
//I'll stop whining now. :(

Jubblies, jubblies
You've got nice jubblies, there.
So send us some B,
Our E's in the P
And we'd love it if you would share!

FelineMommy27: Inihilus:
This needs an explanation.

There was a Fark party in May. We pressed our boobs together and took a pic of them.

I believe you are familiar with my policy of "pics or it didn't happen"... Unfortunately, I can not make an exception in this case. (Especially in this case is more like it)

And thus it starts......

Im expecting this one to be cleaned by noon

Inihilus:
That was more...normal than I expected :)

Not everything I do is lewd and NSFW.

OtherLittleGuy:
Not a BIE call, but I definitely need [citation please].

Huh?

tuna fingers:
Now you two are just teasing.

Isn't that most of the fun of BIE threads?

EZ Writer: I believe you are familiar with my policy of "pics or it didn't happen"... Unfortunately, I can not make an exception in this case. (Especially in this case is more like it)

Hit refresh.

EZ Writer:
I believe you are familiar with my policy of "pics or it didn't happen"... Unfortunately, I can not make an exception in this case. (Especially in this case is more like it)

Pic is up there ^

FelineMommy27: Not everything I do is lewd and NSFW.

Slacker! :P

Since we're discussing the need for moderators, I'll play along and make sure the rules are clear:



Ladies, You can thank me later...

/EIP

Inihilus: EZ Writer: I believe you are familiar with my policy of "pics or it didn't happen"... Unfortunately, I can not make an exception in this case. (Especially in this case is more like it)

Hit refresh.

FelineMommy27: EZ Writer:
I believe you are familiar with my policy of "pics or it didn't happen"... Unfortunately, I can not make an exception in this case. (Especially in this case is more like it)

Pic is up there ^

Alas, photobucket is blocked at work... :(

maq0r: You're the jerk... jerk: Ladies,
My inbox is being flooded but I must ask that only exceptionally attractive farkettes provide BIE from now on. Too many ugly girls are making it difficult to get through the day. So if you are hot, keep sending, if not please send to other farkers.

Also do send quickly I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

/appealing to vanity is my new technique!


Your inbox? I received like 10 'Please send me your BIE' emails in 5 minutes of posting my email haha

Behold the power of farkers who want to see boobies

Mine was actually a lie, I didn't have a full mailbox and I didn't have to be at the gym. I have disgraced this thread and I am sorry.

I heard there would be BIE?

Liars.. all of them!

How the hell are a buncha computer geek guys gonna' get pics of a female to send out.

Unless its like a pet cat or something?

Everyone knows there's no wimmen's on the intertubes!

EZ Writer: Alas, photobucket is blocked at work... :(

Poor thing. If I were capable of saving it to my work computer and emailing it I would. Sadly I cannot. Maybe someone else could do you a solid.

Or you could drop me an email and I'll make sure all the good stuff gets sent to you when I get home. ;)

You're the jerk... jerk: maq0r: You're the jerk... jerk: Ladies,
My inbox is being flooded but I must ask that only exceptionally attractive farkettes provide BIE from now on. Too many ugly girls are making it difficult to get through the day. So if you are hot, keep sending, if not please send to other farkers.

Also do send quickly I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

/appealing to vanity is my new technique!


Your inbox? I received like 10 'Please send me your BIE' emails in 5 minutes of posting my email haha

Behold the power of farkers who want to see boobies

Mine was actually a lie, I didn't have a full mailbox and I didn't have to be at the gym. I have disgraced this thread and I am sorry.

Please turn your fark id at the door.