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2009-12-14 12:11:04 AM
thread, useless, pics, etc.
 
2009-12-14 12:47:46 AM
"After the breast-revealing display trick, Gore received an email from Jack telling her: "I saw ur NUDE pics i m really sry I couldn't say that over the phone that is y I m saying it now. N u look very very very very cute...it boosted me up and hope to have a good, sweet, cute, adorable, friend like U : )""

Wouldn't be awful if your sweaty-palmed email was seen by the whole internet?
 
2009-12-14 12:48:42 AM
Jubblies
 
2009-12-14 12:50:23 AM
FTFA: "45-year-old Stacy Gore received the boobular surprise when she was working with an India-based Dell tech-support drone to disinfect her virus-infected PC."

20 or 30 years ago.

Imagine reading this back then.

What would folks have thought?

Tar + feathers.
 
2009-12-14 12:50:57 AM
Do you like that sideboob? Well you shouldn't....
 
2009-12-14 12:51:53 AM
"BIE?"
 
2009-12-14 12:52:02 AM
true story here.

many years ago when i was working for a very large (at the time) isp, one of the guys on my team was asked the usual question of "can you see me??" which usually only garnered a chuckle while the answer of no was given.

being a bit of a smartass, the guy on my team says "well sure of course... and to be honest, that is one of the coolest robes i have seen in months"

hilarity ensued when it turned out that she was in fact by chance wearing a robe and then proceeded to flip out all over the place.
 
2009-12-14 12:52:39 AM
WFern: "BIE?"

the post which is first in e-mail
 
2009-12-14 12:53:08 AM
Up to this this point, Gore had pretty much taken the whole incident in stride. "Look, I'm a pretty mellow person," she told the OCR, "If some guy wants to look at a nude picture of some 45-year-old chick who was hot 20 years ago, then I say go ahead - that's fine with me.

But two days after her marathon customer-service experience, Gore fired up her laptop only to discover that her wallpaper had been changed to - you guessed it - those same jubblies. And that's when Gore called the cops.


She was even pretty reasonable about it I think. She didnt get indignant till the guy came back for more in a pretty cyber stalker fashion.
 
2009-12-14 12:53:49 AM
OK this is one reason why I haven't gotten my other Dell fixed yet. I'm probably going to have to ship it in for repair and although I'm reasonably sure there's nothing self-incriminating on there, I can't be 100% sure.

There's probably at least some Gorgor links in the cache though ...
 
2009-12-14 12:54:24 AM
Well, that's creepy. This is why I keep all my nude photos on facebook. I hear they have good privacy rules.
 
2009-12-14 12:54:45 AM
Is she implying she has a cel-phone picture that is twenty years old?
 
2009-12-14 12:55:02 AM
Good: You get a link green-lit.
Bad: You have an obvious punctuation error.
Fark: It's a boobies thread so no one cares.
 
2009-12-14 12:55:52 AM

FTFA

Gore also called Dell, where she worked her way up the managerial ladder through India and Malaysia until she found a woman who could help her get rid of not only her personal-mammarian wallpaper, but also four email messages that Jack had sent her.

I know we're all Internet tough guys and haX0rs, but help removing wallpaper and emails? SRSLY?
 
2009-12-14 12:56:48 AM
Oh wow that's totally messed up. Any Farkettes wanna make this a BIE thread? I'll post my funny South Park photoshop if that happens. EIP, but I swear I really care about TFA, and this thread and the crap other males have to post. Really.
 
2009-12-14 12:59:42 AM
I like phrase "boobular surprise" in the article.
 
2009-12-14 01:02:31 AM
The boobies tag broken?
 
2009-12-14 01:02:34 AM
Well, Gore did invent the internet.
 
2009-12-14 01:03:17 AM
Fuggin Bizzy: the post which is first in e-mail

what?
 
2009-12-14 01:04:08 AM
texdent: The boobies tag broken?

Boobies tag makes it so no pictures can be posted in a thread. Is that what you want? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

Well, no, I didn't think so.
 
2009-12-14 01:04:23 AM
FunkOut: I like phrase "boobular surprise" in the article.

I'm pretty sure there was a level named that in the SNES Mario once you got all of the star worlds connected
 
2009-12-14 01:04:46 AM
i632.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-14 01:06:29 AM
According to a report in The Orange County Register out of Santa Ana, California, 45-year-old Stacy Gore received the boobular surprise when she was working with an India-based Dell tech-support drone to disinfect her virus-infected PC.

What boobular surprise may look like...
www.red-carpet-dress.com
 
2009-12-14 01:06:37 AM
This is why when I need a computer repaired I have my techie friend do it. Of course I don't have boobs, but anyone who's sent me pictures of theirs won't have to worry about them showing up online.

Hear that ladies? Your "secrets" are secure with me.
 
2009-12-14 01:06:42 AM
Fuggin Bizzy: WFern: "BIE?"

the post which is first in e-mail


Yeah, it means "Best In E-mail". It's like Best In Show at a dog show, but it's about e-mail.

That's the ticket!
 
2009-12-14 01:08:07 AM
apropos?
Link (new window) (slightly NSFW language, deal)
 
2009-12-14 01:09:00 AM
de_Selby: I know we're all Internet tough guys and haX0rs, but help removing wallpaper and emails? SRSLY?

I have seen worse where I work. Any person that has given tech support can give a plethora of stupid human stories.
 
2009-12-14 01:09:19 AM
reverbblue: Fuggin Bizzy: the post which is first in e-mail

what?


"the post which is first" In E-mail
 
2009-12-14 01:09:19 AM
I have never received BIE. Even after years of fark. I attribute this to my lack of asparagus. Goddam misunderstood annuals.
 
2009-12-14 01:10:47 AM
Falcc: This is why when I need a computer repaired I have my techie friend do it. Of course I don't have boobs, but anyone who's sent me pictures of theirs won't have to worry about them showing up online.

Hear that ladies? Your "secrets" are secure with me.


I do the techie cousin thing to. Cost me nothing but if he ever looks in my Firefox cache...aw fark i. I'm already the black sheep of the family.
 
2009-12-14 01:11:36 AM
harbingerofdoom: true cool story here.

many years ago when i was working for a very large (at the time) isp, one of the guys on my team was asked the usual question of "can you see me??" which usually only garnered a chuckle while the answer of no was given.

being a bit of a smartass, the guy on my team says "well sure of course... and to be honest, that is one of the coolest robes i have seen in months"

hilarity ensued when it turned out that she was in fact by chance wearing a robe and then proceeded to flip out all over the place.


FTFY.

Is that meme going to jump the shark anytime soon?
/Didn't 'jump the shark' jump the shark as well?
 
2009-12-14 01:12:17 AM
boobsrgood: Do you like that sideboob? Well you shouldn't....

Leaving happy.
 
2009-12-14 01:12:48 AM
"Jubblies" must be one of my favourite words.
 
2009-12-14 01:12:52 AM
reverbblue: Fuggin Bizzy: the post which is first in e-mail

what?


Your account is 6 years old. Tell me about your Boobies.
 
2009-12-14 01:18:10 AM
GIS for boobular...

pix.motivatedphotos.com

pix.motivatedphotos.com
 
2009-12-14 01:19:32 AM
I guess Stacy's got it goin' on.
 
2009-12-14 01:20:20 AM
tortilla burger: GIS for boobular...

Damn, beat me to it.
/shakes fist.
 
2009-12-14 01:21:09 AM
 
2009-12-14 01:22:49 AM
Gore also called Dell, where she worked her way up the managerial ladder through India and Malaysia until she found a woman who could help her get rid of not only her personal-mammarian wallpaper, but also four email messages that Jack had sent her.

And that's why she's a tech support person for DELL.

I can change my computer's wallpaper in less than 15 seconds.
I can delete emails in less than 3 seconds.

// I bet it takes this woman more than 12 minutes every time to locate the computer's ON/OFF switch (and I'm not talking about the one on the computer monitor).
 
2009-12-14 01:22:56 AM
I was working on a server, trying to find why the back ups were running long every night. Found a user has a 30gb home folder. 17gb iTune folder and 13gb of pics. Of course I had to have a look. About 10gb of the pics were of his naked wife giving birth at home in they bath tub. Very weird.

/Yes, she was hot. In a prego kinda way.
 
2009-12-14 01:24:30 AM
de_Selby: FTFA
Gore also called Dell, where she worked her way up the managerial ladder through India and Malaysia until she found a woman who could help her get rid of not only her personal-mammarian wallpaper, but also four email messages that Jack had sent her.

I know we're all Internet tough guys and haX0rs, but help removing wallpaper and emails? SRSLY?


Came here to say that.

I'm calling BS on the journalist... NOT calling the lady a dumb bint.

It read like a Comso article there.
 
2009-12-14 01:25:17 AM
NightOwl2255: I was working on a server, trying to find why the back ups were running long every night. Found a user has a 30gb home folder. 17gb iTune folder and 13gb of pics. Of course I had to have a look. About 10gb of the pics were of his naked wife giving birth at home in they bath tub. Very weird.

/Yes, she was hot. In a prego kinda way.


fap, fap, fap
 
2009-12-14 01:27:21 AM
Having never heard "BIE" before and having yet to click the link, it honestly took me less than 2 seconds to decode that acronym based solely upon the fact that:

1) This is FARK
2) BIE is "good"

/if it's good on FARK, it's either got tits, rockets, or you can get drunk on it
 
2009-12-14 01:27:50 AM
FTA: A DellConnect IT specialist has been accused of intercontinental sexual hijinx for remotely flashing a woman client with a nude photo - of herself.

According to a report in The Orange County Register out of Santa Ana, California, 45-year-old Stacy Gore received the boobular surprise when she was working with an India-based Dell tech-support drone to disinfect her virus-infected PC.


At first I read that she received some feminine Indian boobage. My hopes were quickly dashed when I realized it was hers and shuddered.
 
2009-12-14 01:28:26 AM
These repressed, ass backwards cultures in India and Malaysia among other places are just breeding grounds for this sexually deviant behavior; which makes sense since we're apparently outsourcing sexual predators now.
 
2009-12-14 01:29:31 AM
Wrong_Intentions: Falcc: This is why when I need a computer repaired I have my techie friend do it. Of course I don't have boobs, but anyone who's sent me pictures of theirs won't have to worry about them showing up online.

Hear that ladies? Your "secrets" are secure with me.

I do the techie cousin thing to. Cost me nothing but if he ever looks in my Firefox cache...aw fark i. I'm already the black sheep of the family.


You were not the type of person my post was meant to reach. Pay attention.. or don't.. look, let's start over. That's sheep-racist.
 
2009-12-14 01:30:26 AM
beoswulf: These repressed, ass backwards cultures in India and Malaysia among other places are just breeding grounds for this sexually deviant behavior; which makes sense since we're apparently outsourcing sexual predators now.

We need to keep those jobs in America!
 
2009-12-14 01:30:48 AM
Quex: /if it's good on FARK, it's either got tits, rockets, or you can get drunk on it

That reminds me, you guys need to check out my tit shaped rocket stocked with booze.
 
2009-12-14 01:30:48 AM
I'd motorboat that....I'd motorboat the hell out of it. Right after this layback spin!
 
2009-12-14 01:30:49 AM
Quex: Having never heard "BIE" before and having yet to click the link, it honestly took me less than 2 seconds to decode that acronym based solely upon the fact that:

1) This is FARK
2) BIE is "good"

/if it's good on FARK, it's either got tits, rockets, or you can get drunk on it


Drew's tit rocket distillery is what made this site famous.

/just drink the image in
 
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