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2009-12-11 03:40:05 PM
I believe there's a diagnosed mental disorder there...
 
2009-12-11 05:08:48 PM
That yard's pretty dang tame considering the inside
 
2009-12-11 05:27:27 PM
WWJD?


What would Jesus decorate?
 
2009-12-11 05:51:45 PM
There was a house nearby that did stuff like this--her lawn was absolutely COVERED with random Christmas stuff. It looked like a WalMart had exploded on her front yard. Best part was that all of the lawn decorations had seen better days. Faded plastic angels, wooden soldiers with missing limbs, a nativity scene that was missing most of the manger animals so were substituted with teddy bears & assorted stuffed animals, bent candy canes--the works. It was like a life-sized circle-and-find game. Okay, can you spot the tired-looking Feliz Navidad donkey??
 
2009-12-11 06:53:35 PM
I love this kind of stuff. I wouldn't ever do it to my own house or want to live next door to the people who do it, but driving past the houses decorated with all the crazy, tacky Christmas crap everywhere is one of my favorite things about the season.
 
2009-12-11 07:22:29 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-11 08:57:33 PM
Nothing brings forth the majesty of Christ's birth than a pool surrounded by inflatable Christmas yard art.
 
2009-12-11 09:02:53 PM
Well, if it brings people joy...great. Frankly I haven't seen that much red and white since the tour at the Coca Cola factory.
 
2009-12-11 10:49:30 PM
Didn't she ever, though?

/a home
//put her in one
 
2009-12-11 10:51:53 PM
Yeah, when I see the inside of that house covered in white and red Santas... Elves... Bows... reindeer...all those trips to Walmart and Big Lots... it just makes me think of Jesus.
 
2009-12-11 10:52:19 PM
That is so magnificent, she ought to think about keeping it up year round.
 
2009-12-11 10:54:12 PM
make me some tea: I believe there's a few diagnosed mental disorders there...

FTFY
 
2009-12-11 10:54:27 PM
"I love what Christmas represents, the birth of our lord Jesus Christ"

What exactly do peppermints and reindeer have to do with Jesus?
 
2009-12-11 10:54:31 PM
At least its INSIDE the house, where no one has to see it except the poor unfortunates she invites over for Xmas parties. It kind of reminds me of the Crust Worm segment of Gears of War 2.

Yard isn't too bad tho.
 
2009-12-11 10:55:55 PM
I didn't watch it all but if she STARTS decorating in JULY, how long does it take her to take it all down?

I don't feel so bad about making my Christmas tree out of Jager bottles now.
 
2009-12-11 10:56:24 PM
Gyrfalcon: At least its INSIDE the house, where no one has to see it except the poor unfortunates she invites over for Xmas parties. It kind of reminds me of the Crust Worm segment of Gears of War 2.

Yard isn't too bad tho.


When that yard "isn't too bad," I weep for our species.
 
2009-12-11 10:57:03 PM
Mirrorz: I didn't watch it all but if she STARTS decorating in JULY, how long does it take her to take it all down?

I don't feel so bad about making my Christmas tree out of Jager bottles now.


Got a pic of that?
 
2009-12-11 10:59:22 PM
Her husband is probably alive, but bailed after a few years of having to put on a Santa suit just to bang her--and never getting more than cookies and milk in return.
 
2009-12-11 10:59:56 PM
I like that her "Spirit of Christmas" involves thousands of dollars on worthless decoration instead of giving to charity. Ho ho ho
 
2009-12-11 11:00:41 PM
So...Arkansas? Oklahoma? Louisiana? Any of y'all want to annex the DFW metroplex, because it's embarassing the rest of Texas.
 
2009-12-11 11:01:01 PM
Thegreaser: Got a pic of that?

I do. Clearly it's not as impressive as it sounds.

www.charliekilo.com
 
2009-12-11 11:01:11 PM
That family ages pretty well.
 
2009-12-11 11:05:06 PM
I usually throw up all over the house on Christmas too.

... Oh, wait, I think I misread that.
 
2009-12-11 11:05:38 PM
Holy shiat. Threw up christmas is for sure.
 
2009-12-11 11:05:54 PM
Mirrorz: Thegreaser: Got a pic of that?

I do. Clearly it's not as impressive as it sounds.


:D
 
2009-12-11 11:07:05 PM
Christmas reminds her of "Our lord and savior, jesus christ". Is that so. What would jesus say about spending so much money on plastic decorations? Seems to me he would want her to feed and cloth the poor. But thats christians for ya!
 
2009-12-11 11:07:56 PM
God-is-a-Taco: I like that her "Spirit of Christmas" involves thousands of dollars on worthless decoration instead of giving to charity. Ho ho ho

Of course.

Gelatinous: That family ages pretty well.

Plas...tic...surgery.
 
2009-12-11 11:08:08 PM
Mirrorz: Thegreaser: Got a pic of that?

I do. Clearly it's not as impressive as it sounds.


Is that a screaming Jesus head?
 
2009-12-11 11:12:25 PM
I'm waiting for the follow up story where one of her defective Chinese christmas decorations goes up in flames. She will of course thank the Lord she escaped even though the house is reduced to a charred slab.
 
2009-12-11 11:14:53 PM
Surely you're not saying we have the resources to save the poor from their lot?
 
2009-12-11 11:17:53 PM
If this lady stood still in her living room she'd blend in like the freakin Predator.
 
2009-12-11 11:20:16 PM
My face was all D:
until I saw her daughter's hair. Then I was all D8

Holy Texas, batman. There's a reason I avoid that state.

/grew up in NC
//tacky doublewides, not tacky McMansions
 
2009-12-11 11:22:59 PM
Nakito: Surely you're not saying we have the resources to save the poor from their lot?

Well of course, there will be poor always, pathetically struggling. You really should look at the good things you've got.
 
2009-12-11 11:34:25 PM
And you thought your uncle's wall-fish singing "Jingle Bells" was annoying...
 
2009-12-11 11:34:34 PM
krazydiamond: "I love what Christmas represents, the birth of our lord Jesus Christ"

What exactly do peppermints and reindeer have to do with Jesus?


They keep you fed and happy until you get the bunnies and eggs that are symbolic with nailing Jesus to a tree.
 
2009-12-11 11:35:32 PM
"I love Christmas. It's all about Jesus Christ".

But she puts up all kinds of goofy crap. She totally embraces the commercialism of it, but I bet she's one of those people that get bent out of shape and screams "War on Christmas, Wahhhh!" when someone says "Happy holidays".
 
2009-12-11 11:36:41 PM
cptjeff: Nakito: Surely you're not saying we have the resources to save the poor from their lot?

Well of course, there will be poor always, pathetically struggling. You really should look at the good things you've got.


Try not to get worried. Try not to turn onto problems that upset you.

/Everything's alright
 
2009-12-11 11:46:34 PM
The video's not loading for me, but judging from the comments in the thread, that's probably a good thing.
 
2009-12-11 11:47:36 PM
Where does she store all that stuff after she takes it down? That's enough to fill a couple of good-sized garages. And if she started working on it in July, why not just leave it up all the time? I mean, take down the outside decorations so you don't piss off the neighbors, but hell, if you're going to crazy town, might as well be the mayor.
 
2009-12-11 11:49:59 PM
Wollffeey: The video's not loading for me, but judging from the comments in the thread, that's probably a good thing.

Imagine the opening Wonka factory sequence from the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory; only with 100X as much stuff, all of it red or white or peppermint and in a room about the size of an average bedroom.

Like that, only with the horrible immediacy of a bad fever hallucination, and with Xmas carols.
 
2009-12-11 11:50:17 PM
krazydiamond: "I love what Christmas represents, the birth of our lord Jesus Christ"

What exactly do peppermints and reindeer have to do with Jesus?


Nothing.

Jesus lead a spartan lifestyle as well and did not own many possesions, whereas Christmas is the opposite for many, a time of overindugance and materalism.
 
2009-12-11 11:52:57 PM
krazydiamond: "I love what Christmas represents, the birth of our lord Jesus Christ"

What exactly do peppermints and reindeer have to do with Jesus?



The Magi rode reindeer to the manger, bearing gifts of Gold, Frankenstein and Altoids.
 
2009-12-11 11:53:32 PM
halfwaytoheaven: but hell, if you're going to crazy town, might as well be the mayor.

I am so stealing that.
 
2009-12-11 11:56:54 PM
gopher321: Well, if it brings people joy...great. Frankly I haven't seen that much red and white since the tour at the Coca Cola factory.

Coca cola junkies have their shiat up all year round; most Xmas devotees don't. The difference is subtle.
 
2009-12-11 11:57:02 PM
On this most sacred of mornings, I give you this robotic hamster.
 
2009-12-12 12:02:49 AM
You guys are all missing the most important part of the video. 3 words:

Christmas. Panda. Sweater.

Just...I mean, I appreciate insane old lady holiday themed sweaters as much as the next guy, but...I think we've found the holy grail here.
 
2009-12-12 12:04:50 AM
Check right. Check one two. Right right. Check.


Check left. Check one. Check check. One two. Left speaker. Check.
 
2009-12-12 12:04:52 AM
Nakito: On this most sacred of mornings, I give you this robotic hamster.

I checked to see what SNL skit that was in reference to. Sadly, it was real life.
 
2009-12-12 12:08:47 AM
halfwaytoheaven: Where does she store all that stuff after she takes it down?

static.thefrisky.com

That's where I'd put it all.
 
2009-12-12 12:12:56 AM
"If I owned texas and Hell, I'd rent out texas and live in Hell."

Just read that a couple of days ago and laughed my butt off because that's just how I feel about anything texan. With the possible exception of Austin. I haven't been there yet.
 
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