I would put my nuts in a vice for the fine Ms. Fox.

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/oblig

he gets to bang Diane Lane??? NICE!

mitchcumstein1: And then the asshole gets to go home to Diane Lane? Son of a biatch.

Yeah, but he has to spend his holidays with Barbara Streisand.

I know it's the 'in' thing on Fark to laugh at the comments Fox makes and label her as a dumb skank, but context is an interesting thing. Try reading them again in a sarcastic tone.

Yeah ... anyone not attracted to Meagan Fox has GOT to be a fag! Amiright?

Adjective Bird Whiskey: chemical_angel: Yeah ... anyone not attracted to Meagan Fox has GOT to be a fag! Amiright?

It's a good rule of thumb. Thumb. Get it?

Hey man that joke is Toeing the line

chemical_angel: Yeah ... anyone not attracted to Meagan Fox has GOT to be a fag! Amiright?

"Not attracted to"? No. "Reviled" by? Yes.

chemical_angel: Yeah ... anyone not attracted to Meagan Fox has GOT to be a fag! Amiright?



What a "Megan Fox" may look like...

Subby. They invented these for a reason.

What a Megan Fox DOES look like.
/not quite so hot

oh, the pathetic irony of Farkers passing judgment on women... never gets old.

is not impressed by this headline.

Sm3agol85: What a Megan Fox DOES look like.
/not quite so hot

Jesus, her tits look like pancakes.

I heard that Megan's bilateral. Any truth to that rumor?

I would make out with Megan Fox in a heartbeat; anything to get her to shut the hell up.

solyhhit: Jesus, her tits look like pancakes.

just add bacon and maple syrup...

/if you don't think she's beautiful, fark off back to mount olympus

Sm3agol85: What a Megan Fox DOES look like.
/not quite so hot


Hotter than you dude.


//Hotter than you

thomps: Tralfamadorian: solyhhit: Jesus, her tits look like pancakes.

just add bacon and maple syrup...

/if you don't think she's beautiful, fark off back to mount olympus

in all honesty though, she doesn't look good at all in that picture.

I concede that point, make her eat the bacon and the pancakes
/not the maple syrup, I have a plan for it...

susansto-helit: Tralfamadorian: solyhhit: Jesus, her tits look like pancakes.

just add bacon and maple syrup...

/if you don't think she's beautiful, fark off back to mount olympus

She looks like a drag queen most of the time. As much as I love my drag queen pals, I don't want to fark any of them.

For dark haired/blue eyed girls, give me Zoey Deschanel.

Watch Bones last night?

Sm3agol85: What a Megan Fox DOES look like.
/not quite so hot

That pic makes me think her boobies would look like two fried eggs nailed to a wall.

/Would still hit

I wouldn't kiss her.
I'd feel like I was kissing a pretty retarded girl.

I CAN COUNT TO POTATO!

Heroic Poser: I wouldn't kiss her.

I'm sure she'd be very disappointed. I heard she likes guys who dress up as Star Wars characters.

Yes submitter, I'm sure he typed out his replies to the interview...

The word you're looking for is "pronounce".

what a zooey and megan might look like in my imagination

/shop is quick and dirty
//as is my imagination...

I'm a girl so don't post the sharp knee guy but...

In the pic above, I see a drag queen with bad skin, too much make up on, and no tits.

Is that what you guys find attractive?

Wombatzu: oh, the pathetic irony of Farkers passing judgment on women... never gets old.

Considering its Fark, I'm more amazed that no one has complained that they're going to screw up Jonah Hex yet.

Ummm... Hey, ...uhhh Josh?

You probably want to get that rash looked at real soon.

/No matter how hot she is....someone somewhere is sick of her crap.

Pucca:

Is that what you guys find attractive?

No, what guys find attractive about her is this raw sex appeal image that Fox has cultivated, which she then skillfully uses to help manipulate the thousands of poor basement dwelling saps fans, which encourages them to think their kleenex soaked fantasies are only one chance encounter away.

/not that I wouldn't wreck that chick.

Megan Fox looks whorey and stupid. I'm not particularly into girls who look whorey and stupid.

I would however put my penis inside of every one of her holes. I'd just have to bag it up nice and tight.

Eh ... Whatever. I think she's gross.