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(Orlando Sentinel)   "If elected mayor, I guarantee that I will not in any way contribute to the sexual abuse of any of my underage relatives..."   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 53
    More: Florida, mayor, sexual assaults, underage, u.s. district judge, federal prison, U.S. Attorney Vincent Chiu, guarantees, federal prosecutors  
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2009-12-11 03:29:12 PM  
Honestly, as much as we love the "Florida" tag here, I don't think it wins over the "Sick" tag on this one.
 
2009-12-11 04:01:47 PM  
Famous last words. These politicians and their slick talk!

Oh, and she's sub-human filth.
 
2009-12-11 04:06:33 PM  
A verdict of "guilty" is super.
The judge didn't let these two dupe her.
I hope that there's drama
And all kinds of trauma
When prison gets 'hold of their pooper.
 
2009-12-11 05:12:54 PM  
MaxxLarge: A verdict of "guilty" is super.
The judge didn't let these two dupe her.
I hope that there's drama
And all kinds of trauma
When prison gets 'hold of their pooper.


Win.
 
2009-12-11 05:13:25 PM  
That woman is wood chipper material...
 
2009-12-11 05:14:35 PM  
has anyone suggested the clergy to this woman? ...y'know, to "turn her life around" or something.
 
2009-12-11 05:14:46 PM  
Reminds me of a sci-fi porn I read years and years ago, something about nanodevices ensuring marital fidelity and having to rape your own children as toddlers.

Seriously, I didn't realize what I was getting into when I started reading that.


/cool story
 
2009-12-11 05:17:24 PM  
But, if subby's NOT elected...watch your cornhole.
 
SU
2009-12-11 05:18:02 PM  
Only 15 years for that? What the fark? Pot smokers get tougher sentencing.
 
2009-12-11 05:19:16 PM  
Law and order SVU did this already?
 
2009-12-11 05:20:04 PM  
My feeble attempt in homage to the great MaxxLarge:

She thought she was a player
And trolling underage surveyor
"Now I may be a whore,
But I didn't know he was four."
Now she'll be forced to be a muff layer
 
2009-12-11 05:20:58 PM  
MaxxLarge: A verdict of "guilty" is super.
The judge didn't let these two dupe her.
I hope that there's drama
And all kinds of trauma
When prison gets 'hold of their pooper.


you've been outdoing yourself lately.

+1
 
2009-12-11 05:21:54 PM  
SU: Only 15 years for that? What the fark? Pot smokers get tougher sentencing.

well they are pretty evil, I saw it on Reffer Maddness.
 
2009-12-11 05:22:29 PM  
whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yaarxjv
(copy and paste)
 
2009-12-11 05:23:13 PM  
FART!
 
2009-12-11 05:27:01 PM  
gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yaarxjv
(copy and paste)


No way am I clicking on a gorgor with this sick woman as the topic.
 
2009-12-11 05:28:21 PM  
She should get worse if you ask me.

But the question did come up in my mind, how did the FBI know in the first place? Just wondering if it was by happenstance or Big Bro was just checking to see if doors were unlocked.
 
2009-12-11 05:29:22 PM  
Random Guy: gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yaarxjv
(copy and paste)

No way am I clicking on a gorgor with this sick woman as the topic.


All I'll say is 'dear god'...
 
spr
2009-12-11 05:32:22 PM  
wait:

The perpetrator gets 15 years, and the conspirator gets 24 years?

FAIL
 
2009-12-11 05:32:39 PM  
belhade: Reminds me of a sci-fi porn I read years and years ago, something about nanodevices ensuring marital fidelity and having to rape your own children as toddlers.

Seriously, I didn't realize what I was getting into when I started reading that.


/cool story


Oh gods, I stumbled across that one too...

NSFW, DEAR LORD NSFW

There's something WRONG with these people!

/asstr is a great place to get hot stories though
//never knew words could be so sexy
///no popups, no viruses, and download time is quick even on dial-up. Win!
 
2009-12-11 05:32:49 PM  
Random Guy: No way am I clicking on a gorgor with this sick woman as the topic.

No eye-bleach required... though you want mind-bleach.
 
2009-12-11 05:34:54 PM  
FTA: had arranged for her boyfriend, Tanner Stickney, to molest

WTF, did they put it on their calendar?
 
2009-12-11 05:35:16 PM  
FART
 
2009-12-11 05:35:55 PM  
I saw this story on Fox News with a (D) after her name.
 
2009-12-11 05:35:55 PM  
FARRT!
 
2009-12-11 05:36:33 PM  
FARRRT!
 
2009-12-11 05:36:58 PM  
The perps
3.bp.blogspot.com

Yeah, there's something wrong with them alright.
 
2009-12-11 05:37:20 PM  
FARRRRT!
 
2009-12-11 05:37:24 PM  
LAUGHTER OL this is the funniest of all stories I have seen today in this hour.
 
2009-12-11 05:38:20 PM  
I can't take the two douchebags in this thread. I'm finally adding them to my ignore list.
 
2009-12-11 05:40:41 PM  
gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yaarxjv

Must...not...copy...and...paste...gorgor...link...

OK, I laughed at that one. I'll bet you've got your own dedicated server over at ImageShack by now.
 
2009-12-11 05:41:42 PM  
GeekTheMighty: belhade: Reminds me of a sci-fi porn I read years and years ago, something about nanodevices ensuring marital fidelity and having to rape your own children as toddlers.

Seriously, I didn't realize what I was getting into when I started reading that.


/cool story

Oh gods, I stumbled across that one too...

NSFW, DEAR LORD NSFW

There's something WRONG with these people!

/asstr is a great place to get hot stories though
//never knew words could be so sexy
///no popups, no viruses, and download time is quick even on dial-up. Win!


Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that link. I get my sexy stories the old fashioned way, sending $2.99 to Cinemax for transcripts.
 
2009-12-11 05:41:55 PM  
fernanernie: FTA: had arranged for her boyfriend, Tanner Stickney, to molest

WTF, did they put it on their calendar?


Sure, here it is - "1pm pick up dry cleaning; 6pm dinner; 8pm molest toddler @ hotel... don't forget lube"
 
2009-12-11 05:42:02 PM  
zelet: I can't take the two douchebags in this thread. I'm finally adding them to my ignore list.

Yes I have also added dletter and Diogenes.
 
2009-12-11 05:44:48 PM  
CatJumpJohn: Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that link. I get my sexy stories the old fashioned way, sending $2.99 to Cinemax for transcripts.

Don't blame you! fwiw though the A.S.S.T.R. (.alt.sex.stories archive) is a great place for, well, sex stories. All kinks and perversions are covered there, mostly well organized and tagged. One of the great forgotten porn archives of the internet.
 
2009-12-11 05:49:21 PM  
GeekTheMighty: Oh gods, I stumbled across that one too...

NSFW, DEAR LORD NSFW


Jesus wept.
 
2009-12-11 06:00:59 PM  
Wow. Just... wow.

Good thing they got busted.
 
2009-12-11 06:05:09 PM  
GeekTheMighty: Oh gods, I stumbled across that one too...

NSFW, DEAR LORD NSFW

There's something WRONG with these people!


Thanks for that...now I need to clear my cache and run a magnet across my hard drive. What has been read cannot be un-read.
 
2009-12-11 06:08:50 PM  
Those people should really be killed. I'm not a proponent of the death penalty, but if anything calls for it, these two scumbags deserve it.
 
2009-12-11 06:11:41 PM  
Both should just be taken behind the barn and shot. I'd do the capping for free and provide my own ammo.
 
2009-12-11 06:19:09 PM  
Line forms on the right for volunteers to hold and fire the rifles.

/first in line.
 
2009-12-11 06:19:43 PM  
www.funnychill.com

/wth are the parents??
 
2009-12-11 06:25:38 PM  
FTFA: Had it not been for the FBI, the couple would have likely succeeded in abusing another child, Chiu said.

Going to have to call bullshiat on this self-aggrandizing nonsense. The only way the FBI could have known about this was if the parents of the first victim reported them and then the FBI set up the sting themselves, or if there was fishy activity going on and the parents of the 2-year-old reported them. Either way, the 2-year-old wasn't in any actual danger and the FBI only stopped something that wasn't really going to happen.

Unless they mean future hypothetical cases, in which case, nvm.

/Woodchipper material indeed
 
2009-12-11 06:39:40 PM  
A child does need protection
And not a pedophiles erection
The mother being quite bad
Gave her boyfriend the lad
Their arses get penal correction
 
2009-12-11 06:49:54 PM  
ugh...linkpwnd

/was a guillotine
 
2009-12-11 07:08:52 PM  
belhade:
Reminds me of a sci-fi porn I read years and years ago, something about nanodevices ensuring marital fidelity and having to rape your own children as toddlers.

Seriously, I didn't realize what I was getting into when I started reading that.


I hate books like that. They start off okay, or even pretty interesting and well written. Then they turn into a trip down the darker and scarier alleyways of the author's psyche. Peter Watts I'm looking at you, you sick fark. You're just lucky that "Blindsight" was so good.
 
2009-12-11 07:16:25 PM  
Random Guy: gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yaarxjv
(copy and paste)


No way am I clicking on a gorgor with this sick woman as the topic.



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2009-12-11 07:21:08 PM  
gorgor: whut?
http://tinyurl.com/yaarxjv
(copy and paste)


I'm only a week old in Fark years, but I'm learning, very slowly, that gorgor links rule and scare me all at the same time.

/nsfw = understatement
//gorgor = *high five*
 
2009-12-11 07:23:49 PM  
signgenerator.kfccruelty.com

/hot like the colonel
 
2009-12-11 08:40:01 PM  
jerry2a: GeekTheMighty: Oh gods, I stumbled across that one too...

NSFW, DEAR LORD NSFW

There's something WRONG with these people!

Thanks for that...now I need to clear my cache and run a magnet across my hard drive. What has been read cannot be un-read.


It's Lynx-compatible gootse is what it is. And what's worse, not only does the story have horrible content, it's also poorly written. What an insult!
 
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