My Hoveround is full of eels.

There's a Seinfeld for every thread.

Hiro Nakamura: I suppose this is tangentially related:

I've been trying to find obese patriotic scooter lady images, but my google fu is apparently week. Anyone got a good search string so I can pull them up without having to surf 4chan?

Try "Wal Mart Shopper"

i rolled my eyes.

nice one subby.

uneccessary power wheelchair and scooter reimbursements

In their defense, I don't know of any wheelchair and scooter reimbursements that are eccessary.

Angel of Death: In their defense, I don't know of any wheelchair and scooter reimbursements that are eccessary.

Agreed. farkin' malingerers.


/hot(wheels)

Those Rascals are no Amigos of mine!

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Hiro Nakamura: I suppose this is tangentially related:

I've been trying to find obese patriotic scooter lady images, but my google fu is apparently week. Anyone got a good search string so I can pull them up without having to surf 4chan?

Here's one of a guy

I can just hear that poor scooter wheeze with effort.

NEW! Mid-drive design maximizes stability for people of size up to 600 lbs.

I always wanted one that i could ride home form the pub drunk on.

/fat

You know, I always thought that if, for whatever reason, I ballooned up to 400+ pounds, I'd say to myself "Gee, maybe I should lose some weight," not "You know what I need? A medical device that will relieve me of this burdensome activity of walking."

/ obvious

Rascals & Hoverounds are funny.

This woman (^) is a peach. She is a former state court judge in Nevada who was kicked off the bench for improprieties. Her former assistant is suing her for forcing him to give her back and neck massages. (think about that for a minute). And her husband is in jail for beating her with a frying pan.

So it's fine when they do it to us, but the second we do it to them they run baaawwing to the federal regulators.

Which further supports my theory that insurance companies are run with about the same mentality as a playground bully.

Carry on

And here I am using my legs like a sucker.

At this point aren't clothes just a formality? Why not just go full mu-mu and get it over with. At least it's shameful drapery will save you from some of those "SERIOUSLY?" stares.

if you are on a hoverround for no other reason than how frakng fat you are you shoud be forced to have a gastric bypass surgery before you get your hoverround.

/someone who is fat but not hoverround fat.

hedztalez: At this point aren't clothes just a formality? Why not just go full mu-mu and get it over with. At least it's shameful drapery will save you from some of those "SERIOUSLY?" stares.

Haha, is that a diet 7up he has there? Really?

Hiro Nakamura: I've been trying to find obese patriotic scooter lady images, but my google fu is apparently week. Anyone got a good search string so I can pull them up without having to surf 4chan?

Star trek conventions.

Oldiron_79: if you are on a hoverround for no other reason than how frakng fat you are you shoud be forced to have a gastric bypass surgery before you get your hoverround.

/someone who is fat but not hoverround fat.

What really grinds my gears are morbidly obese people who classify themselves as "Handicapped" so they don't have to walk when they go places.

sboyle1020: hedztalez: At this point aren't clothes just a formality? Why not just go full mu-mu and get it over with. At least it's shameful drapery will save you from some of those "SERIOUSLY?" stares.

Haha, is that a diet 7up he has there? Really?

I'm pretty sure its a regular 7up, but yeah, its funny to see someone order like 2 triple baconators with a extra large fry and get a diet coke with it.

What I really hate are fat farkers who make my bus late loading/unloading their chariots of fail. One gunt needed to take ten minutes away from her fellow passengers' lives. To go four block. On a 'good' Seattle day. In a ride free zone.

/I'm sure they all became morbidly obese after becoming disabled

Everytime I walk into a store that has jazzy's at the ready I'm tempted to use one. What's the worst that could happen?

sboyle1020: What really grinds my gears are morbidly obese people who classify themselves as "Handicapped" so they don't have to walk when they go places.

Well, if a person is as fat as the fine ladies & gents posted here, I'd have to agree that they are indeed physically handicapped.

Oldiron_79: I'm pretty sure its a regular 7up, but yeah, its funny to see someone order like 2 triple baconators with a extra large fry and get a diet coke with it.

You know those department stores with poles spaced about 2 feet apart at every entrance so people can't run off with the carts? They should install those at fast food joints. If you can't fit between the poles anymore, you're cut off.

I had a feeling all those years of those commercials were going to see some sort of fraud.

Amirite,Amirite,,DNRTFA

Jebus Slaves: What I really hate are fat farkers who make my bus late loading/unloading their chariots of fail. One gunt needed to take ten minutes away from her fellow passengers' lives. To go four block. On a 'good' Seattle day. In a ride free zone.

/I'm sure they all became morbidly obese after becoming disabled

How about the people in wheelchairs because they got their drink and crashed their car?

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/ychjq5z

Now that's the gorgor I know and admire.

Oh and thanks for the clue Subby

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ychjq5z
(copy and paste, NSFW)

you lead a terrifying life.

Sticky Hands: Hiro Nakamura: I suppose this is tangentially related:

I've been trying to find obese patriotic scooter lady images, but my google fu is apparently week. Anyone got a good search string so I can pull them up without having to surf 4chan?

Try "Wal Mart Shopper"

That would be a flubberound.

Kareeshus 2009-12-11 03:04:55 PM

Oldiron_79: I'm pretty sure its a regular 7up, but yeah, its funny to see someone order like 2 triple baconators with a extra large fry and get a diet coke with it.

You know those department stores with poles spaced about 2 feet apart at every entrance so people can't run off with the carts? They should install those at fast food joints. If you can't fit between the poles anymore, you're cut off.

How would you propose blocking the drivethru? And is the drivethru scooter-accessible?

I tore my medial meniscus in my left knee October of last year. A couple friends and I went into the grocery store and they had the scooters, I was all about it.

Was kind of a dick though, stuck my crutches off the side and plowed into people on "accident." Knocked multiple things off shelves trying to reach for them with a crutch, then when people would offer to help I would scream "I'm not a cripple!" then speed off.

Good times.

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ychjq5z
(copy and paste, NSFW)

I see you're feeling better today. That or your little sister is in a shallow unmarked grave for using your account.

gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ychjq5z
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Gorgor, I really think you should publish a picture book with your archives. Broken into SFW and NSFW sections. I'd buy it.

Majin_Buu: So it's fine when they do it to us, but the second we do it to them they run baaawwing to the federal regulators.

Which further supports my theory that insurance companies are run with about the same mentality as a playground bully.

Carry on

I think what you are trying to say is that when the private sector does it to the government, it's fraud. When the government does it to the private sector, it's called stimulus. RTFA.

/approves

Oldiron_79: if you are on a hoverround for no other reason than how frakng fat you are you shoud be forced to have a gastric bypass surgery before you get your hoverround.

/someone who is fat but not hoverround fat.

I'm a big fan of people who have handicapped placards... because they are too fat.

Think about that for a moment.

Am I sick and tired of you judgemental Farkers! Just because someone is corpulent and uses mobility aid, doesn't necessarily mean that their weight is due to laziness. Most of you are probably on the hefty side and if you were to necessitate a mobility aid, I'm sure you wouldn't like the scorn.

/you see them rollin', you hatin'

sboyle1020: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ychjq5z
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Gorgor, I really think you should publish a picture book with your archives. Broken into SFW and NSFW sections. I'd buy it.

You may want to check out 4chan.
/I stand by my theory that gorgor is really many, many /b/tards.
//don't ever change

Drew...
Anyway to make the tags animated gifs that alternate between
two or more categories?

Obvious/Spiffy for this story for example.

BeesNuts: sboyle1020: gorgor: APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/ychjq5z
(copy and paste, NSFW)

Gorgor, I really think you should publish a picture book with your archives. Broken into SFW and NSFW sections. I'd buy it.

You may want to check out 4chan.
/I stand by my theory that gorgor is really many, many /b/tards.
//don't ever change

No thanks, I just want the picture book. Maybe even with pop-ups.

BigMax: How would you propose blocking the drivethru? And is the drivethru scooter-accessible?

If the clerk senses that the passenger may already be too fat, he would pour two bags of cheetos in the sunroof. If it's enough to overflow the car, the passenger is too fat.