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(NME) Followup Stella McCartney denies rumors that she's designing shoes with Morrissey, claiming the singer is a bigmouthed, crashing bore. Fans of both said to be disappointed   (nme.com) divider line 19
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2009-12-11 12:57:00 PM
Fans of both said to be disappointed

Both fans said to be disappointed.

FTFY
 
2009-12-11 03:39:33 PM
Well, heaven knows he's miserable now.
 
2009-12-11 03:47:23 PM
It's good to know a rumor I'd never heard before isn't true.
 
2009-12-11 03:51:40 PM
Now he knows how Joan of Arc felt.
 
2009-12-11 04:00:08 PM
BunkoSquad: Now he knows how Joan of Arc felt.

As if a double-decker bus crashed into her.
 
2009-12-11 04:05:33 PM
Don't know what difference it makes, but is he still fond of her?
 
2009-12-11 04:07:00 PM
"TO SAY THE LEAST: I'm truly disappointed

Truly, truly, truly, oh..."
 
2009-12-11 04:38:08 PM
OK. One more time.

Stella knew she had to have a new pair of shoes today, and Morrissey had helped her try on every pair in the store. Morrissey spoke wearily, "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place."
"Oh, you must have one more pair. . . ."
"No, not one more . . . . Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want to try . . .
"Yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"
"No, you don't understand, you see, the cruel shoes are . . .'
"Get them!"
Morrissey disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.
Morrissey spoke hesitantly, ". . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me."
"But... "Put them on me!"
Morrissey knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.
The screams were incredible.
Stella crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.
"I like them."
She paid Morrissey and crawled out of the store into the street.
Later that day, Morrissey was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes."
 
2009-12-11 05:25:28 PM
Can't we just let him get what he wants?
Lord knows, it would be the first time.
 
2009-12-11 06:15:52 PM
Bigmouth strikes again?
 
2009-12-11 06:32:50 PM
That joke isn't funny anymore.
 
2009-12-11 06:48:10 PM
C'mon... he's just human and wants to be loved.
 
2009-12-11 07:10:29 PM
Stella McCartney denies rumors that she's designing shoes with Morrissey, claiming the singer is a bigmouthed, crashing bore. Fans of both said to be disappointed
I do love a good FTFY.
 
2009-12-11 07:27:42 PM
Gee, wow and what a shame. Oh, and whatever, too.
 
2009-12-11 11:52:03 PM
Subby is a closet cutter.
 
2009-12-12 01:22:49 AM
Is it really so strange?
 
2009-12-12 08:51:02 AM
I tried and died and then I cried and when I lied I tried and died again...

I like all four of the notes that he knows.
 
2009-12-13 04:57:21 PM
As the last of the international playboys, I'm getting quite a kick out of some of these replies.
 
2009-12-14 11:30:27 AM
I am really getting a kick out of these replies....
 
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