Sorry, I only have Lenin. Must crush capitalism!

Fine, but can I keep Ray Combs?

Very strange

I know the Greeks and Turks haven't been the best of friends, but things never degenerated to this level.

Jesse Papadopoulus is not amused.

Until this body is found, we are at Zombie-DefCon 3.

StarshipPooper: Sorry, I only have Lenin. Must crush capitalism!

Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi: Jesse Papadopoulus is not amused.

Have Mercy!

Not to worry. He was just found in Tiger's closet.

George? Ma'am???

I know who did it:


He just couldn't live w/o Mr. Papadopolis.

psychicmachinery: George? Ma'am???

21 seconds too late... damnit!

Sin_City_Superhero: former Cyprus president

I saw those guys at the Pot Festival in Atlanta, years ago.



/Insane in the membrane...insane in the brain (new window)

Haha...I have not thought about or heard Cypress Hill since at least 2001

This just makes me think of someone born of an alien race, born with a hatchet and a juggalo face perhaps.

Welcome aboard, sir!

i didn't even know cyprus was a country.

I like saying "Tassos Papadopoulos."

Bring me the head of Tassos Papadopoulos!

Where in the world is Tassos Papadopoulos?

I don't have the body but here is a tassos recipe so that whoever has him will know what to do.

Ingredients:
2 tablespoons Salt
1 1/2 tablespoon Black Pepper
1 1/4 tablespoon Cayenne Pepper
5 tablespoons Paprika
1 tablespoon Granulated Garlic
1 1/2 tablespoon Granulated Onion
1 tablespoon Onion Powder
2 1/2 pounds lean pork butt, cut into 1 inch thick slices



Directions:

In a mixing bowl, combine the salt, black pepper, cayenne, paprika, granulated garlic, granulated onion and onion powder. Dredge each piece of the pork in the spice mix. Press the spice mix well into each piece. Wrap the Tasso in plastic wrap, about 4 pieces together. Refrigerate for a minimum of 3 days or up to 1 week.

Note: There is no mention of cooking the meat after it ages. I always put a little curing agent in along with the spices and then smoke/cook the pieces instead of eating them uncooked. I also use some Celery Salt, Minced Garlic and chili powder in my version.

I have the body of John Wilkes Booth.

/do I hear a million?

Does he look like this guy

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Approves.

With a name like Tassos Papadopoulos, how did they move the head stone?

I have the body of an overweight ninja.

Skull & Bones has added to their collection?

Now that I have the body of Tassos Papadopoulos, would someone be kind enough to bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia?

SnakeLee

Did you go to Amherst High?

Farking Cretans.

Tassos Papa...
Tassos Papadapa...
Tassos Papa....

Call him "the worm guy"

sboyle1020: Sin_City_Superhero: former Cyprus president

I saw those guys at the Pot Festival in Atlanta, years ago.



/Insane in the membrane...insane in the brain (new window)

Haha...I have not thought about or heard Cypress Hill since at least 2001

Back in the mid-90s, there was a series of promos for MTV that had some young guy being grilled about MTV by some senators, who asked questions illustrating how little they knew about the kids and their music. One question was "Is Cypress Hill controlled by the Greeks or the Turks?" I remember that moment, as it was the last time anyone at MTV tried to do anything at all clever.

largedon: Does he look like this guy

No corrective lenses tonight Mr Papadapoulos?

Who's gonna host The Hour now?

Salieri_82: Who's gonna host The Hour now?

Rex Murphy.

TheSpaceAdmiral: Salieri_82: Who's gonna host The Hour now?

Hey! That's the same joke I made, you just Canadianized it. I demand royalty payments.

You just try to collect, buddy. I've got a canoe paddle handy and I ain't afraid to use it.

Nope. I'm a little more heavy set, and a lot less wrinkly.

FTA: "I totally condemn, with all my soul, this barbarous act of sacrilege," he said. "I cannot understand why somebody would want to do such a thing. ... Such barbarous acts only do damage to Cyprus."

He said "barbarous acts" twice.

That's totally unscropulous!

I saw it on Ted Koppellus!

orava: FTA: "I totally condemn, with all my soul, this barbarous act of sacrilege," he said. "I cannot understand why somebody would want to do such a thing. ... Such barbarous acts only do damage to Cyprus."

He said "barbarous acts" twice.

He likes barbarous acts.