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LaChanz

2009-12-11 08:12:57 AM

That's deep.

jehovahs witness protection

2009-12-11 08:22:56 AM

That sucks.

Sybarite

2009-12-11 08:31:17 AM

while a substitute teacher and other students were present.

"But Mrs. Swanson always lets us fellate."

lajimi

2009-12-11 09:26:09 AM

According to Wood, several students witnessed the incident and alerted a school administrator

He said WOOD.
I don't know what goes on in schools today but back when I was in school rats were dealt with swiftly and there was very few repeat offenses.

Wight Power

2009-12-11 09:47:20 AM

coyote1284

2009-12-11 10:58:01 AM

During class? That takes balls!

And for god's sake, Wight Power, there are just some things you don't talk about in public!

Another Government Employee

2009-12-11 11:01:36 AM

Mmmmmmm....

Tube steak.....

WTF Indeed

2009-12-11 11:01:53 AM

Its all fun and games till someone loses an eye

rastjr

2009-12-11 11:03:03 AM

Teacher, I got something in my eye.

Gamer Grrrl

2009-12-11 11:04:00 AM

Oh good, let's destroy these kids' lives before they're even adults. Yay!

gshepnyc

2009-12-11 11:04:05 AM

I have no intention of the reading the article but I'm assuming the girl is being told what a victim she is and the boy is now on a sex offender list for life.

KingKauff

2009-12-11 11:04:32 AM

several students witnessed the incident and alerted a school administrator

Sounds like some jealous kids

StarshipPooper

2009-12-11 11:06:36 AM

A male student and a female student allegedly performed the act in the back of the room, while a substitute teacher and other students were present. According to Wood, several students witnessed the incident and alerted a school administrator, but did not bring it to the attention of the teacher at the time. Tabitha Pugh, public information officer for the Warner Robins Police Department, says the teacher's view was obstructed by the students in front of her.

WTF?

sab6300

2009-12-11 11:06:51 AM

8th grade really?!?! Just more evidence that middle school teachers should be issued bear mace

//go with christ

DempseySR26

2009-12-11 11:07:16 AM

Gamer Grrrl: Oh good, let's destroy these kids' lives before they're even adults. Yay!

Who's to say they will ever become adults? Or at least act like it.

AmazinTim

2009-12-11 11:07:22 AM

She's a slut.

He's the man.

That is all.

Celerian

2009-12-11 11:08:07 AM

lajimi: According to Wood, several students witnessed the incident and alerted a school administrator

He said WOOD.
I don't know what goes on in schools today but back when I was in school rats were dealt with swiftly and there was very few repeat offenses.

Snitches get Stitches?

numbone

2009-12-11 11:08:20 AM

according to school liaison officer, Sgt. ~~Porter Wood~~ Dark Beer Hard Dick.

waterbrother

2009-12-11 11:08:54 AM

and i thought i was bad for getting head in the cafeteria during breakfast.

i have been one-upped.

StrikitRich

2009-12-11 11:09:54 AM

During class? Kids sure are a lot more cocky nowadays!

rastjr

2009-12-11 11:10:16 AM

waterbrother: and i thought i was bad for getting head in the cafeteria during breakfast.

i have been one-upped.

Doesn't count if it was the male janitor.

garandman1a

2009-12-11 11:10:32 AM

Great, he got more from his 8th grade girlfriend then I got from my freaking wife on my birthday (12/4, when the incident took place).

Harry Freakstorm

2009-12-11 11:10:33 AM

Hey Jennie! Remember me? Yeah, it's been a long time. I almost didn't go to this reunion but it's the big two five. Boy, what great times we had way back then, right? Did you hear? I got divorced. She got the house and I got the hovercar. Ha ha! Actually, she ran off to Planet Oprah on one of those fancy Warp 6 starships. No men allowed if you get my drift.

Say, remember back in grade 8, I don't know, 2009 or so? Yeah. Long time. You and Billie Glenn back of the room? Uh, do you still do that?

Wait! Oh dang. Well Robosex delivers.

Heineken Skywalker

2009-12-11 11:11:22 AM

What the substitute may look like

upload.wikimedia.org

tweekster

2009-12-11 11:11:41 AM

gshepnyc: I have no intention of the reading the article but I'm assuming the girl is being told what a victim she is and the boy is now on a sex offender list for life.

And after you are told you are incredibly wrong you will continue with a prewritten rant about "how that is usually the case"

WTF Indeed

2009-12-11 11:12:09 AM

garandman1a: Great, he got more from his 8th grade girlfriend then I got from my freaking wife on my birthday (12/4, when the incident took place).

I see your problem here. He has a *girlfriend* you have a *wife*

Gamer Grrrl

2009-12-11 11:12:12 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Hey Jennie! Remember me? Yeah, it's been a long time. I almost didn't go to this reunion but it's the big two five. Boy, what great times we had way back then, right? Did you hear? I got divorced. She got the house and I got the hovercar. Ha ha! Actually, she ran off to Planet Oprah on one of those fancy Warp 6 starships. No men allowed if you get my drift.

Say, remember back in grade 8, I don't know, 2009 or so? Yeah. Long time. You and Billie Glenn back of the room? Uh, do you still do that?

Wait! Oh dang. Well Robosex delivers.

Heh, when I was 13 I did a project on what technology would be like in the year 2000. I was so very wrong. Fortunately, it's too late for Mr. Miner to give me an F. :)

BasqueBastard

2009-12-11 11:12:30 AM

So much for my escapades on the Band bus during those long drives to football games.

/one time, at Band Camp,,,

dogfood

2009-12-11 11:12:54 AM

Yeah, I went to catholic school so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

Zentelis

2009-12-11 11:13:35 AM

jeez..at least go to the bathroom.

Walmart_Chicken

2009-12-11 11:13:56 AM

AmazinTim: She's a slut.

He's the man.

That is all.

I don't think it technically says that she was performing on him ;)

gshepnyc: I have no intention of the reading the article but I'm assuming the girl is being told what a victim she is and the boy is now on a sex offender list for life.

I suspect you're right but I really hope it doesn't happen that way. This really shouldn't be more than detention. Seriously, police charges?

funmonger

2009-12-11 11:14:16 AM

At least it wasn't a teacher.

Shrinkwrap

2009-12-11 11:14:30 AM

Tabitha Pugh, public information officer for the Warner Robins Police Department, says the teacher's view was obstructed by the students in front of her.

LOL WUT

w00ty

2009-12-11 11:14:48 AM

Wight Power
KEKEEKEKE!

dogfood

2009-12-11 11:15:17 AM

Zentelis: jeez..at least go to the bathroom.

They hate when you do that.

bim1154

2009-12-11 11:16:13 AM

I use to play with Therese B******'s pussy in senior year. She was kind of stinky in the Louisiana heat, but I didn't care.

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-11 11:16:26 AM

I say blame the school. If they had been allowed recess, they could have done it in the bushes like everyone else.

waterbrother

2009-12-11 11:16:31 AM

rastjr: waterbrother: and i thought i was bad for getting head in the cafeteria during breakfast.

i have been one-upped.

Doesn't count if it was the male janitor.

Ha!

actually, it was my crazy goth girlfriend. she practically begged me to let her do it - i think the line was "just let me put it in my mouth." couldn't really fight her there.

man, she was bat-shiat farking nuts. but fun for a while...

indinoheat

2009-12-11 11:16:41 AM

Does this mean he's going to jail for her being a minor?

I am Ahab

2009-12-11 11:17:07 AM

Shrinkwrap: Tabitha Pugh, public information officer for the Warner Robins Police Department, says the teacher's view was obstructed by the students in front of her.

LOL WUT

They sound fat.

cattheotherwhitemeat

2009-12-11 11:17:17 AM

How to win at "I never."

DirtyOldGeek

2009-12-11 11:17:17 AM

And for all you male Farkers getting excited by the thought of an eighth-grade girl doing this to you...

Step over here

www.richardemery.com

sboyle1020

2009-12-11 11:18:12 AM

What trying to get ahead may look like:

i3.ytimg.com

sab6300

2009-12-11 11:19:00 AM

indinoheat: Does this mean he's going to jail for her being a minor?

She had a pick axe?

Britney Spear's Speculum

2009-12-11 11:19:31 AM

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

Farkwaddle

2009-12-11 11:19:44 AM

BasqueBastard: So much for my escapades on the Band bus during those long drives to football games.

/one time, at Band Camp,,,

THIS. Being on the drumline often meant special privileges by the whore corps er..flag corps and/or majorettes. You always took a jacket with you, even in the summer.

Another Government Employee

2009-12-11 11:20:02 AM

Sounds like a job for Mythbusters....

beoswulf

2009-12-11 11:21:10 AM

Gamer Grrrl: Oh good, let's destroy these kids' lives before they're even adults. Yay!

Ya know what, is what that kind of fear that kept class from being one long third base session.

Leonard_Cohen

2009-12-11 11:21:30 AM

If that happened at my son's school, it would have been on youtube by now.

Valor

2009-12-11 11:21:43 AM

The incident took place on December 4. The police department is expected to issue a report later today.

Why is it that it seems every time kids get caught fooling around, the police get pulled into the situation. Suspend the kids for disrupting the class, reassign them to another school so they don't have to be stared at for the next 5 years, and move on.

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