During class? That takes balls!

And for god's sake, Wight Power, there are just some things you don't talk about in public!

Mmmmmmm....

Tube steak.....

Teacher, I got something in my eye.

Oh good, let's destroy these kids' lives before they're even adults. Yay!

I have no intention of the reading the article but I'm assuming the girl is being told what a victim she is and the boy is now on a sex offender list for life.

A male student and a female student allegedly performed the act in the back of the room, while a substitute teacher and other students were present. According to Wood, several students witnessed the incident and alerted a school administrator, but did not bring it to the attention of the teacher at the time. Tabitha Pugh, public information officer for the Warner Robins Police Department, says the teacher's view was obstructed by the students in front of her.

WTF?

8th grade really?!?! Just more evidence that middle school teachers should be issued bear mace


//go with christ

Gamer Grrrl: Oh good, let's destroy these kids' lives before they're even adults. Yay!

Who's to say they will ever become adults? Or at least act like it.

lajimi: According to Wood, several students witnessed the incident and alerted a school administrator

He said WOOD.
I don't know what goes on in schools today but back when I was in school rats were dealt with swiftly and there was very few repeat offenses.

Snitches get Stitches?

according to school liaison officer, Sgt. Porter Wood Dark Beer Hard Dick.

and i thought i was bad for getting head in the cafeteria during breakfast.

i have been one-upped.

During class? Kids sure are a lot more cocky nowadays!

waterbrother: and i thought i was bad for getting head in the cafeteria during breakfast.

i have been one-upped.


Doesn't count if it was the male janitor.

Great, he got more from his 8th grade girlfriend then I got from my freaking wife on my birthday (12/4, when the incident took place).

Hey Jennie! Remember me? Yeah, it's been a long time. I almost didn't go to this reunion but it's the big two five. Boy, what great times we had way back then, right? Did you hear? I got divorced. She got the house and I got the hovercar. Ha ha! Actually, she ran off to Planet Oprah on one of those fancy Warp 6 starships. No men allowed if you get my drift.

Say, remember back in grade 8, I don't know, 2009 or so? Yeah. Long time. You and Billie Glenn back of the room? Uh, do you still do that?

Wait! Oh dang. Well Robosex delivers.

What the substitute may look like

gshepnyc: I have no intention of the reading the article but I'm assuming the girl is being told what a victim she is and the boy is now on a sex offender list for life.

And after you are told you are incredibly wrong you will continue with a prewritten rant about "how that is usually the case"

Harry Freakstorm: Hey Jennie! Remember me? Yeah, it's been a long time. I almost didn't go to this reunion but it's the big two five. Boy, what great times we had way back then, right? Did you hear? I got divorced. She got the house and I got the hovercar. Ha ha! Actually, she ran off to Planet Oprah on one of those fancy Warp 6 starships. No men allowed if you get my drift.

Say, remember back in grade 8, I don't know, 2009 or so? Yeah. Long time. You and Billie Glenn back of the room? Uh, do you still do that?

Wait! Oh dang. Well Robosex delivers.

Heh, when I was 13 I did a project on what technology would be like in the year 2000. I was so very wrong. Fortunately, it's too late for Mr. Miner to give me an F. :)

So much for my escapades on the Band bus during those long drives to football games.

/one time, at Band Camp,,,

Yeah, I went to catholic school so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

jeez..at least go to the bathroom.

AmazinTim: She's a slut.

He's the man.

That is all.

I don't think it technically says that she was performing on him ;)

gshepnyc: I have no intention of the reading the article but I'm assuming the girl is being told what a victim she is and the boy is now on a sex offender list for life.

I suspect you're right but I really hope it doesn't happen that way. This really shouldn't be more than detention. Seriously, police charges?

At least it wasn't a teacher.

Tabitha Pugh, public information officer for the Warner Robins Police Department, says the teacher's view was obstructed by the students in front of her.

LOL WUT

Wight Power
KEKEEKEKE!

Zentelis: jeez..at least go to the bathroom.

They hate when you do that.

I use to play with Therese B******'s pussy in senior year. She was kind of stinky in the Louisiana heat, but I didn't care.

rastjr: waterbrother: and i thought i was bad for getting head in the cafeteria during breakfast.

i have been one-upped.


Doesn't count if it was the male janitor.

Ha!

actually, it was my crazy goth girlfriend. she practically begged me to let her do it - i think the line was "just let me put it in my mouth." couldn't really fight her there.

man, she was bat-shiat farking nuts. but fun for a while...

Does this mean he's going to jail for her being a minor?

Shrinkwrap: Tabitha Pugh, public information officer for the Warner Robins Police Department, says the teacher's view was obstructed by the students in front of her.

LOL WUT

They sound fat.

How to win at "I never."

And for all you male Farkers getting excited by the thought of an eighth-grade girl doing this to you...

Step over here

What trying to get ahead may look like:

indinoheat: Does this mean he's going to jail for her being a minor?

She had a pick axe?

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

BasqueBastard: So much for my escapades on the Band bus during those long drives to football games.

/one time, at Band Camp,,,

THIS. Being on the drumline often meant special privileges by the whore corps er..flag corps and/or majorettes. You always took a jacket with you, even in the summer.

Sounds like a job for Mythbusters....

Gamer Grrrl: Oh good, let's destroy these kids' lives before they're even adults. Yay!

Ya know what, is what that kind of fear that kept class from being one long third base session.

If that happened at my son's school, it would have been on youtube by now.

The incident took place on December 4. The police department is expected to issue a report later today.

Why is it that it seems every time kids get caught fooling around, the police get pulled into the situation. Suspend the kids for disrupting the class, reassign them to another school so they don't have to be stared at for the next 5 years, and move on.