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2009-12-11 08:19:57 AM
I never imagined that AIDS came from pussy.
 
2009-12-11 08:24:06 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com
Sorry Roger, you positive now.
 
2009-12-11 08:37:41 AM
They believe that the tiger may have bitten a monkey,

Somehow I feel the word "bitten" fails to adequately capture the tiger/monkey interaction.
 
2009-12-11 08:52:04 AM
Obligatory:

skyebox.net

Apparently its been going on for a lot longer than we thought....
 
2009-12-11 09:48:41 AM
Let's see how many still claim to be his mistresses now
 
2009-12-11 10:06:05 AM
67.18.219.83
 
2009-12-11 10:06:37 AM
Ok, I LOL'd pretty hard at that.

/window seat, etc...
 
2009-12-11 10:08:10 AM
peachpicker: Ok, I LOL'd pretty hard at that.

/window seat, etc...


Same here.

/Ill have the pasta as my meal. Thanks.
 
2009-12-11 10:11:05 AM
I don't doubt it looking at that batch of skanks he's been nailing.
 
2009-12-11 10:19:24 AM
Sybarite: Somehow I feel the word "bitten" fails to adequately capture the tiger/monkey interaction.

*snort*
 
2009-12-11 11:50:57 AM
This news simply cannot be good.
I thought that we all understood:
Unless suicidal,
These days it is vital
To keep little socks on your Wood.
 
2009-12-11 12:00:53 PM
Shouldn't this be on the sports page?
 
2009-12-11 12:02:24 PM
Dare I read TFA? DARE I!?
 
2009-12-11 12:02:44 PM
img1.fark.net Tiger Woods linked to herpes virus
 
2009-12-11 12:02:46 PM
A tiger that lived thousands or millions of years ago may shed light on how the AIDS virus began and how it works.

Well, at least they got the time frame narrowed down...
 
2009-12-11 12:04:05 PM
1.media.tumblr.com
 
2009-12-11 12:05:15 PM
Ponzholio: A tiger that lived thousands or millions of years ago may shed light on how the AIDS virus began and how it works.

Well, at least they got the time frame narrowed down...


sadly, the tiger is now unavailable for comment. perhaps THE Tiger is?
 
2009-12-11 12:05:31 PM
www.virginmedia.com

TONY WHY?!
 
2009-12-11 12:05:36 PM
MaxxLarge: This news simply cannot be good.
I thought that we all understood:
Unless suicidal,
These days it is vital
To keep little socks on your Wood. cover your dick with a hood.


I didn't fix it for you. I thought yours was great.
 
2009-12-11 12:06:21 PM
+1 Subby. You got me.
 
2009-12-11 12:06:21 PM
Tigers aren't scary enough.

TIGERS WITH AIDS!!!
 
2009-12-11 12:06:50 PM
Don't be afraid of a tiger with AIDS. Be afraid of whatever (or whoever) gave the AIDS to the tiger.
 
2009-12-11 12:07:09 PM
"Unless you really understand how these viruses work, the exact step-by-step chemical process, then you can't really rationally design a new clever kind of therapy that may be effective against the virus,"

Yoda was right- A tiger bite leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
 
2009-12-11 12:07:28 PM
Oddly appropriate....
i699.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-11 12:08:08 PM
what's the over/under on who read the article and who didn't?
 
2009-12-11 12:08:38 PM
FTA: A tiger that lived thousands or millions of years ago

I thought they were called cougars?
 
2009-12-11 12:08:50 PM
Ponzholio: Yoda was right- A tiger bite leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Anakin's acting in episode 1 leads to suffering if you ask me.
 
2009-12-11 12:09:08 PM
I have to say, the actual article was a lot more surprising than the implicated article.

Before I RTFA, I damn near replied with Ric Romero.
 
2009-12-11 12:09:34 PM
Sybarite: They believe that the tiger may have bitten a monkey,

Somehow I feel the word "bitten" fails to adequately capture the tiger/monkey interaction.


If I weren't on my phone I'd find that little clapping anigif for you.

//+1
 
2009-12-11 12:09:44 PM
i171.photobucket.com

mmmmm...tiger...tiger, tiger, tiger. bird...birdy, birdy, birdy...mmmmm...
 
2009-12-11 12:10:04 PM
Rocknutts: what's the over/under on who read the article and who didn't?

For Fark's sake, you don't even need to RTFA, just hover over the link and you see it says "Ancient".
 
2009-12-11 12:10:46 PM
Fess up - which one of your ancestors farked a tiger?
 
2009-12-11 12:11:28 PM
www.radioalgoa.com

Well, duh!
 
2009-12-11 12:12:06 PM
Wanted for questioning.
www.radioalgoa.com
/hot like tiger AIDs
 
2009-12-11 12:12:44 PM
Oh that kind of Tiger!
 
2009-12-11 12:14:33 PM
haddie: cover your dick with a hood

This time, while attempting to coax
A rhyme that would make with the jokes,
I set about stuffing
With cracks about duffing,
In order to birdie my strokes.
 
2009-12-11 12:15:45 PM
That's it, we're all farked.
 
2009-12-11 12:17:51 PM
images8.yandy.com

Do I need a monkey suit and a condom, or just a condom? What if I just use hand sanitizer on my winkle dink?
 
2009-12-11 12:19:19 PM
RminusQ: Rocknutts: what's the over/under on who read the article and who didn't?

For Fark's sake, you don't even need to RTFA, just hover over the link and you see it says "Ancient".


So Cougars are responsible for AIDS? See now youre just trying to confuse us...
 
2009-12-11 12:20:50 PM
First Magic, now Woods?! Why!?
 
2009-12-11 12:22:20 PM
Soumac: Sorry Roger, you positive now.

i lol'd
 
2009-12-11 12:22:32 PM
fruitloop: mmmmm...tiger...tiger, tiger, tiger. bird...birdy, birdy, birdy...mmmmm...

booties... booties...
 
2009-12-11 12:23:27 PM
bhcompy: fruitloop: mmmmm...tiger...tiger, tiger, tiger. bird...birdy, birdy, birdy...mmmmm...

booties... booties...


mmmmm momento
 
2009-12-11 12:24:21 PM
If I am ever a supervillain, I want to have a pit of AIDS tigers to feed people to
 
2009-12-11 12:25:05 PM
A tiger... in Africa?
 
2009-12-11 12:25:25 PM
///+1 to subby; I bit...

////maybe this explains FIV?
 
2009-12-11 12:25:44 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Ponzholio: Yoda was right- A tiger bite leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Anakin's acting in episode 1 leads to suffering if you ask me.


Anakin was a 6-year-old in Episode 1. Now episode 2 and 3, with an adult actor, that's inexcusable.
 
2009-12-11 12:25:48 PM
www.radioalgoa.com

/Oblig
 
2009-12-11 12:26:08 PM
rugmannm: +1 Subby. You got me.

+2, I fell for this hook line and sinker
 
2009-12-11 12:26:35 PM
So why does everybody think OMG MONKEY SEX! when talking about the monkey/ape connection from AIDS? Eating "bushmeat" -- anything you can catch in the jungle -- is normal for starving hunters. In the process of hunting you may get scratched up and bloodied by your prey. In fact it's probable, given how bad chimp maulings are.

My theory is, hunters fought with and ate infected chimps and then slept with the wimmensfolks in town. Sex with humans yes, sex with chimps no.
 
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