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jehovahs witness protection

2009-12-11 08:19:57 AM

I never imagined that AIDS came from pussy.

Soumac

2009-12-11 08:24:06 AM

Sorry Roger, you positive now.

Sybarite

2009-12-11 08:37:41 AM

They believe that the tiger may have bitten a monkey,

Somehow I feel the word "bitten" fails to adequately capture the tiger/monkey interaction.

DjangoStonereaver

2009-12-11 08:52:04 AM

Obligatory:

skyebox.net

Apparently its been going on for a lot longer than we thought....

Wight Power

2009-12-11 09:48:41 AM

Let's see how many still claim to be his mistresses now

veedeevadeevoodee

2009-12-11 10:06:05 AM

peachpicker

2009-12-11 10:06:37 AM

Ok, I LOL'd pretty hard at that.

/window seat, etc...

The Onanist

2009-12-11 10:08:10 AM

peachpicker: Ok, I LOL'd pretty hard at that.

/window seat, etc...

Same here.

/Ill have the pasta as my meal. Thanks.

beerrun

2009-12-11 10:11:05 AM

I don't doubt it looking at that batch of skanks he's been nailing.

GAT_00

2009-12-11 10:19:24 AM

Sybarite: Somehow I feel the word "bitten" fails to adequately capture the tiger/monkey interaction.

*snort*

MaxxLarge

2009-12-11 11:50:57 AM

This news simply cannot be good.
I thought that we all understood:
Unless suicidal,
These days it is vital
To keep little socks on your Wood.

Schmee

2009-12-11 12:00:53 PM

Shouldn't this be on the sports page?

Sapper_Topo

2009-12-11 12:02:24 PM

Dare I read TFA? DARE I!?

klparrot

2009-12-11 12:02:44 PM

Tiger Woods linked to herpes virus

Ponzholio

2009-12-11 12:02:46 PM

A tiger that lived thousands or millions of years ago may shed light on how the AIDS virus began and how it works.

Well, at least they got the time frame narrowed down...

Britney Spear's Speculum

2009-12-11 12:04:05 PM

caveney

2009-12-11 12:05:15 PM

Ponzholio: A tiger that lived thousands or millions of years ago may shed light on how the AIDS virus began and how it works.

Well, at least they got the time frame narrowed down...

sadly, the tiger is now unavailable for comment. perhaps THE Tiger is?

Glitchwerks

2009-12-11 12:05:31 PM

TONY WHY?!

haddie

2009-12-11 12:05:36 PM

MaxxLarge: This news simply cannot be good.
I thought that we all understood:
Unless suicidal,
These days it is vital
To ~~keep little socks on your Wood.~~ cover your dick with a hood.

I didn't fix it for you. I thought yours was great.

rugmannm

2009-12-11 12:06:21 PM

+1 Subby. You got me.

OhioKnight

2009-12-11 12:06:21 PM

Tigers aren't scary enough.

TIGERS WITH AIDS!!!

dofus

2009-12-11 12:06:50 PM

Don't be afraid of a tiger with AIDS. Be afraid of whatever (or whoever) gave the AIDS to the tiger.

Ponzholio

2009-12-11 12:07:09 PM

"Unless you really understand how these viruses work, the exact step-by-step chemical process, then you can't really rationally design a new clever kind of therapy that may be effective against the virus,"

Yoda was right- A tiger bite leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

jimsan

2009-12-11 12:07:28 PM

Oddly appropriate....
i699.photobucket.com

Rocknutts

2009-12-11 12:08:08 PM

what's the over/under on who read the article and who didn't?

fernanernie

2009-12-11 12:08:38 PM

FTA: A tiger that lived thousands or millions of years ago

I thought they were called cougars?

Britney Spear's Speculum

2009-12-11 12:08:50 PM

Ponzholio: Yoda was right- A tiger bite leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Anakin's acting in episode 1 leads to suffering if you ask me.

Fluorescent Testicle

2009-12-11 12:09:08 PM

I have to say, the actual article was a lot more surprising than the implicated article.

Before I RTFA, I damn near replied with Ric Romero.

undefgeek

2009-12-11 12:09:34 PM

Sybarite: They believe that the tiger may have bitten a monkey,

Somehow I feel the word "bitten" fails to adequately capture the tiger/monkey interaction.

If I weren't on my phone I'd find that little clapping anigif for you.

//+1

fruitloop

2009-12-11 12:09:44 PM

mmmmm...tiger...tiger, tiger, tiger. bird...birdy, birdy, birdy...mmmmm...

RminusQ

2009-12-11 12:10:04 PM

Rocknutts: what's the over/under on who read the article and who didn't?

For Fark's sake, you don't even need to RTFA, just hover over the link and you see it says "Ancient".

Chinchillazilla

2009-12-11 12:10:46 PM

Fess up - which one of your ancestors farked a tiger?

the-meter-man

2009-12-11 12:11:28 PM

Well, duh!

please_not_again

2009-12-11 12:12:06 PM

Wanted for questioning.
www.radioalgoa.com

/hot like tiger AIDs

fortheloveofgod

2009-12-11 12:12:44 PM

Oh that kind of Tiger!

MaxxLarge

2009-12-11 12:14:33 PM

haddie: cover your dick with a hood

This time, while attempting to coax
A rhyme that would make with the jokes,
I set about stuffing
With cracks about duffing,
In order to birdie my strokes.

Gosling

2009-12-11 12:15:45 PM

That's it, we're all farked.

Shakespeare's Monkey

2009-12-11 12:17:51 PM

Do I need a monkey suit and a condom, or just a condom? What if I just use hand sanitizer on my winkle dink?

Sapper_Topo

2009-12-11 12:19:19 PM

RminusQ: Rocknutts: what's the over/under on who read the article and who didn't?

For Fark's sake, you don't even need to RTFA, just hover over the link and you see it says "Ancient".

So Cougars are responsible for AIDS? See now youre just trying to confuse us...

Nebulious

2009-12-11 12:20:50 PM

First Magic, now Woods?! Why!?

toonz

2009-12-11 12:22:20 PM

Soumac: Sorry Roger, you positive now.

i lol'd

bhcompy

2009-12-11 12:22:32 PM

fruitloop: mmmmm...tiger...tiger, tiger, tiger. bird...birdy, birdy, birdy...mmmmm...

booties... booties...

the money is in the banana stand

2009-12-11 12:23:27 PM

bhcompy: fruitloop: mmmmm...tiger...tiger, tiger, tiger. bird...birdy, birdy, birdy...mmmmm...

booties... booties...

mmmmm momento

SnakeLee

2009-12-11 12:24:21 PM

If I am ever a supervillain, I want to have a pit of AIDS tigers to feed people to

Manfred J. Hattan

2009-12-11 12:25:05 PM

A tiger... in Africa?

Debby7813

2009-12-11 12:25:25 PM

///+1 to subby; I bit...

////maybe this explains FIV?

nabbyfan

2009-12-11 12:25:44 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Ponzholio: Yoda was right- A tiger bite leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Anakin's acting in episode 1 leads to suffering if you ask me.

Anakin was a 6-year-old in Episode 1. Now episode 2 and 3, with an adult actor, that's inexcusable.

Professor Sharkey

2009-12-11 12:25:48 PM

/Oblig

tuffsnake

2009-12-11 12:26:08 PM

rugmannm: +1 Subby. You got me.

+2, I fell for this hook line and sinker

Egalitarian

2009-12-11 12:26:35 PM

So why does everybody think OMG MONKEY SEX! when talking about the monkey/ape connection from AIDS? Eating "bushmeat" -- anything you can catch in the jungle -- is normal for starving hunters. In the process of hunting you may get scratched up and bloodied by your prey. In fact it's probable, given how bad chimp maulings are.

My theory is, hunters fought with and ate infected chimps and then slept with the wimmensfolks in town. Sex with humans yes, sex with chimps no.

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