Not a believer in beating women but had to +1, the headline made me chuckle.

What a load. I hope he storms out and dumps her.

Shoveling snow blows.

Well done, subby.

He'll have to dig himself out of this one. She won't help.

schattenteufel: Maybe she'll buy a snow-blower, and blow the snow.

or maybe i'll shovel it for her and then she could blow me

We do know one thing that won't be getting blown.

Or she could hire a hot stud to melt the snow with the right tools...and get rid of the tool that beat her. I could write a romance novel on this.

The husband allegedly admitted arguing with his wife and putting his hands on her. He was arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse.

/Never ever talk to the police.

Link is like a gay Eskimo on welfare.

He should have assaulted her ON the driveway. Two birds with one stone, so to speak...

pounddawg: The husband allegedly admitted arguing with his wife and putting his hands on her. He was arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse.

/Never ever talk to the police.

After doing something like this myself(the talking to police part) yeah plead the 5th and shut your mouth.

she sounds fat

My outlook on shoveling snow . . . God put it there. He will take it away.

/Same for raking leaves.

If I believed in hell, I'd expect to be going there for laughing at TFH.

Gay Eskimo on welfare?
Did you just make that shiat up?

hey lazerlips! your momma was a snowblower!

FTFA Officers went to the home Wednesday afternoon after the 44-year-old woman said her husband struck her in the head with his chest, and attempted to pull her out of the house.

How in the hell can you hit someone in the head with your chest? I call shenanigans.

Wow! NONE of you RTFA!!

It said he allegedly hit her head WITH HIS CHEST!

How the hell do you do that? I think she was butting her head into him.

Whoops! With exception to MCITA...he beat me to the punch...

/in the chest.

Thisbymaster: pounddawg: The husband allegedly admitted arguing with his wife and putting his hands on her. He was arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse.

/Never ever talk to the police.

After doing something like this myself(the talking to police part) yeah plead the 5th and shut your mouth.

You too...

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Did they find the weapon?

Finally broke down and bought a second shovel last year so the wife can help shovel. It's great!

WTF Indeed: pounddawg: The husband allegedly admitted arguing with his wife and putting his hands on her. He was arrested on suspicion of domestic abuse.

/Never ever talk to the police.

*insert "no snitchin'" rap song here*

There is a difference between helping an investigation and incriminating yourself. (a small one)

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You are fully licensed and bonded by the city, right Mr. Plow?

Shut up, boy!

A neighbour of mine used to "shovel" his driveway by getting in his Ford LTD and driving back an forth until the snow was packed down enough to drive over. He never once got stuck, even in a heavy snowfall. However, he once mixed up the brake and gas pedals which resulted in him totalling the pickup truck of the neighbour who lived across the street from him, but that's another story. Why yes, he was in his eighties...

This story snow blows.

My 80 year-old neighbor shovels mine while I'm at work. No shiat.

Goose4: Well done, subby.

Came in to pile this up.

I hope he rots in jail wearing only a wife-beater tee shirt and jeans and no shoes.
/cops
//wha'cha gonna do?

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

"And whan he advysed hym that, he was so sore chauffyd to speke to her for to accomplisshe his flesshly desyre, he despoyled hym al nakyd and wente and put hym in the myddes of the snowe."

onya, #2!

I lol'd. Aisle seat, 1 please.

Nick Nostril: My 80 year-old neighbor shovels mine while I'm at work. No shiat.

Does he give you the "eyebrows up and down" look when you get home then sit down on his porch chair and interlock his fingers behind his head, lean back and close his eyes??

She'll probably start getting plowed by someone else.

jehovahs witness protection: He should have followed the rule of thumb.

Can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?

ga362:
My outlook on shoveling snow . . . God put it there. He will take it away.

/Same for raking leaves.

Your newsletter. I shall subscribe.

schattenteufel: Biness: schattenteufel: Maybe she'll buy a snow-blower, and blow the snow.

or maybe i'll shovel it for her and then she could blow me


I thought that was what a snow-blower was.
My neighbor's wife used to blow me for shoveling her snow, & that's what she called it.
She also had a grass-blower, a leaf-blower, and a pool-blower.

Just don't let women like that try to kiss you afterward, it's a good way to get snowballed.