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(Lancashire Evening Post) Interesting Random drugs tests are to be introduced to the World Pie Eating Championships. About time, too   (lep.co.uk) divider line 34
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colinspooky [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 06:00:39 AM
And those that show up without being doped in any way can be supplied with the corrert accepted doses, man.
 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 07:00:07 AM
graphjam.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
fanbladesaresharp
2009-12-11 07:27:48 AM
Why not have the World Food & Drug Eating Championships? If you can hold down that many pot brownies, ecstasy, beer, tofu, sushi, and a pack of smokes and live through the day, YOU WIN!!
 
krotoslol
2009-12-11 07:29:14 AM
Pie is serious business.

/Mmmm...Cereal pie...
 
Page B
2009-12-11 07:34:29 AM
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Does not approve.

/don't Stand By Him
 
WienerButt
2009-12-11 07:36:16 AM
^ What movie is that from? It's really bugging me because I just watched whatever it was very recently.
 
Page B
2009-12-11 07:38:53 AM
WienerButt: ^ What movie is that from? It's really bugging me because I just watched whatever it was very recently.

Read my slashy; it's along those lines.
 
fanbladesaresharp
2009-12-11 07:40:13 AM
Stand By Me. Link
 
Beauxnick
2009-12-11 07:50:11 AM
Page B: Does not approve.

/don't Stand By Him

amazing movie

Also.. i was thinking they were all smoking pot or something.. but in the article it says their choice of drug is "gravy"?!
 
Page B
2009-12-11 07:59:59 AM
Beauxnick:

Also.. i was thinking they were all smoking pot or something.. but in the article it says their choice of drug is "gravy"?!

"...they've been trying to find other ways of generating lubricative advantage - and we're hearing rumours that cough mixture is the new Bisto..."

I'm not even sure were to start addressing this part of TFA.
 
Unmatched Brutality
2009-12-11 08:00:47 AM
What drug could possibly help competetive eating participants. I mean farking really, weed? OMG, I *know* that guy that just ate 1234586 hotdogs smoke a blunt before competing. In fact, encouraging that behavior would be the best kind of win.
 
Nick Nostril
2009-12-11 08:03:19 AM
Hair pie?
 
GreatNOD
2009-12-11 08:05:09 AM
Beauxnick: Also.. i was thinking they were all smoking pot or something.. but in the article it says their choice of drug is "gravy"?!

mono.whatevz.net
Approves
 
therhinodep
2009-12-11 08:06:08 AM
What have they been doing, loading up on Metformin?
 
Page B
2009-12-11 08:09:27 AM
Page B:

I'm not even sure where to start addressing this part of TFA.

FTFM
 
gambitsgirl [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 08:17:01 AM
"Gravy has traditionally been the performance-enhancing drug of choice amongst pie eaters at this level..."


Is this a euphemism that I'm not getting or are they on to the Farkette drug of choice?
 
gambitsgirl [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 08:18:59 AM
and on that train of thought, can you TEST for gravy? What would the test for gravy be? would a shot glass of gravy work? a quart? WTF?!?! This gravy thing is bugging the hell out of me.
 
sonofslacker
2009-12-11 08:28:39 AM
Great, you guys know you've played the Invoke Wil card, right? Whatever you do don't mention Star Trek. Crap I just did it.
 
luckyeddie
2009-12-11 08:29:53 AM
Shouldn't they be testing for tapeworms?
 
withnail420
2009-12-11 08:30:24 AM
Well there goes my championship hopes
 
GENETICBAGGAGE
2009-12-11 08:41:50 AM
Petroleum ether,wood alcohol and hawaiian rosewood seeds
 
WienerButt
2009-12-11 08:56:10 AM
Page B: WienerButt: ^ What movie is that from? It's really bugging me because I just watched whatever it was very recently.

Read my slashy; it's along those lines.

Ah ,yes. I love that movie but that scene is so different from the rest of the film that I tend to detach it from my memory.
 
Salieri_82
2009-12-11 09:03:36 AM
Wow - the one situation in which pot really is a performance-enhancing substance.
 
Page B
2009-12-11 09:05:17 AM
WienerButt: Page B: WienerButt: ^ What movie is that from? It's really bugging me because I just watched whatever it was very recently.

Read my slashy; it's along those lines.

Ah ,yes. I love that movie but that scene is so different from the rest of the film that I tend to detach it from my memory.

Yeah. My memory of that film is: the barf seen, something about leeches, a train killed some kid, and Corey Feldman was in it, back when anybody cared about what Corey Feldman was up to.

Oh, and the dead older brother of some shiatty, bearded rapper was in it to.
 
Page B
2009-12-11 09:34:23 AM
Page B: ...was in it too.

Damn, I doing a bad job right now.
 
Theguybehindtheguy
2009-12-11 10:03:35 AM
fanbladesaresharp: Why not have the World Food & Drug Eating Championships? If you can hold down that many pot brownies, ecstasy, beer, tofu, sushi, and a pack of smokes and live through the day, YOU WIN!!

I accept your challenge.
 
leynar
2009-12-11 10:38:56 AM
"We'll be putting a couple of big blokes on the door to search pockets randomly for cough mixture."

Am I to understand this is their drug test?
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 10:45:55 AM
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therhinodep
What have they been doing, loading up on Metformin?

Not sure; but after seeing one of the judges, my testosterone levels went through the roof.
 
coyote1284
2009-12-11 11:08:36 AM
Competitive Eating: The one "sport" where weed would actually be a performance enhancing drug.
 
jaytkay
2009-12-11 11:50:12 AM
Nick Nostril: Hair pie?

Dammit. Google "SafeSearch: Strict" does not make for a quality Farking experience.

farm4.static.flickr.com
pix.motivatedphotos.com
 
LastTrueViking
2009-12-11 01:35:42 PM
fanbladesaresharp: Why not have the World Food & Drug Eating Championships? If you can hold down that many pot brownies, ecstasy, beer, tofu, sushi, and a pack of smokes and live through the day, YOU WIN!!

Back in high school I called that prom. Minus the tofu of course, the high fat content is simply terrible for you.
 
tbyte
2009-12-11 01:49:02 PM
coyote1284: Competitive Eating: The one "sport" where weed would actually be a performance enhancing drug.

I donno about that, I've smoked weed and the dry mouth made it harder to consume some foods. You'd still need the "gravy" for lubricant.
 
Lots43
2009-12-11 05:05:18 PM
You'd have to be high in order to paricipate in an eating contest. What in high holy hell is wrong with them? I bet one day the entire place is going to be shot up by a gun-wielding poor person.

Then people on Fark will ask why the shooter didn't sell his gun for food.
 
MountainClimber
2009-12-11 09:09:12 PM
Page B

/Wil approves
 
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