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(Some Guy) Interesting The male version of the cougar is the rhino. "Because the specimen is more often than not both horny and ugly."   (heraldsun.com.au) divider line 194
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DiegoTheGoat
2009-12-11 03:32:10 AM
I thought that the preferred nomenclature was "Manther"...?
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 03:41:34 AM
Bwa ha ha ha.
 
syrynxx [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 03:46:38 AM
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceroses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinoceros silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceroses don't play games. They farking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

jgurli3: [jgurli3 has signed off]
 
SJKebab [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 03:52:13 AM
From the tags at the top.

More: Interesting, half men, Rod Stewart, Charlie Sheen, equal opportunity, male version, Ricky Ponting, Curtin University Jon Stratton, Shaun Turton A FAMILY

Uhhhh. Cool. I guess?
 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
2009-12-11 04:22:30 AM
Men age like wine.

Women age like milk.
 
onebadgungan
2009-12-11 05:28:36 AM
syrynxx:
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.


Came for this.

/robe and wizard hat?
 
castufari
2009-12-11 05:28:49 AM
Cougars are ok, you just have to pet 'em gently.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 05:28:53 AM
syrynxx: bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinoceros. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceroses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinoceros silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceroses don't play games. They farking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

jgurli3: [jgurli3 has signed off]

I gotta write your screen names down or something
 
2and4
2009-12-11 05:38:35 AM
"It makes men me anxious if women start doing the same things. Older men I start feeling anxious that I won't find a partner."

Fixed that for the author
 
Ikahoshi
2009-12-11 05:38:59 AM
Witty wildlife versus sex comparison formula: "Something something something Macaque."

.... and everyone has a good chuckle.

Now that you know this formula, use it wisely.
 
CarnySaur
2009-12-11 05:40:53 AM
I'm glad someone finally called George Clooney out for being the hideous troll that he is.
 
UrinalPooper
2009-12-11 05:50:52 AM
What's wrong with 'lecher'? It's a perfectly cromulent word...
 
Satan_Himself
2009-12-11 05:54:14 AM
You don't just farking decide to choose the animal name for a horny old man when one already exists. It's been "goat" for half a farking century.
 
sEPiNHO
2009-12-11 06:19:50 AM
So moderate Republicans dig younger women?
 
VelmaCruise
2009-12-11 06:30:26 AM
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude 2009-12-11 04:22:30 AM
Men age like wine.
Women age like milk.

/you sound fat
//needle dick
 
kid_icarus
2009-12-11 06:35:26 AM
So is there some official age gap number that earns you the label of cougar/rhino?
 
MadAzza
2009-12-11 06:35:43 AM
castufari: Cougars are ok, you just have to pet 'em gently.

Yeah, if you want to put us to sleep.
 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
2009-12-11 06:40:24 AM
VelmaCruise: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude 2009-12-11 04:22:30 AM
Men age like wine.
Women age like milk.

/you sound fat
//needle dick

First poorly aging female in this thread identified.
 
GreatNOD
2009-12-11 06:50:14 AM
farm1.static.flickr.com

Hey girl, you're lookin' fine! Why don't we slam a couple of Red Bulls and go see New Moon again. Rawr...
 
HAMMERTOE
2009-12-11 06:54:24 AM
kid_icarus: So is there some official age gap number that earns you the label of cougar/rhino?

Rhino: 45.
Cougar: 30.
 
Buffet
2009-12-11 07:09:16 AM
Q. Whaddaya do with a forty yr. old chic? A. Trade her in on two twenties! Let's face it, real women (the hot ones) want a REAL man - NOT a little boy!!
 
lcurtisl
2009-12-11 07:10:20 AM
Wait, I thought cougars were the female equivalent of silver foxes.
 
fanbladesaresharp
2009-12-11 07:14:37 AM
MadAzza: castufari: Cougars are ok, you just have to pet 'em gently.

Yeah, if you want to put us to sleep.

They don't want to be petted gently. Their ex husbands used to do that before they ran off with the kittens. You need to farking ManUp.
 
MadAzza
2009-12-11 07:15:51 AM
GreatNOD: Hey girl, you're lookin' fine! Why don't we slam a couple of Red Bulls and go see New Moon again. Rawr...

I am so hot for you right now.

Oh, and ... has anyone seen my reading glasses?
 
fanbladesaresharp
2009-12-11 07:16:18 AM
Buffet: Q. Whaddaya do with a forty yr. old chic? A. Trade her in on two twenties! Let's face it, real women (the hot ones) want a REAL man - NOT a little boy!!

Maybe you need a Real Man there for yourself there Steve. Show ya how it's done.
 
MadAzza
2009-12-11 07:19:22 AM
fanbladesaresharp: MadAzza: castufari: Cougars are ok, you just have to pet 'em gently.

Yeah, if you want to put us to sleep.

They don't want to be petted gently. Their ex husbands used to do that before they ran off with the kittens. You need to farking ManUp.

Misattributing post is misattributing.
 
db2
2009-12-11 07:19:25 AM
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: Men age like wine.

Women age like milk.

i38.tinypic.com
 
swangoatman
2009-12-11 07:23:26 AM
anyone else think the chick in the picture in the article has a great arse?
Did not read the article...picture sufficed.
 
EZ Writer
2009-12-11 07:25:59 AM
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: VelmaCruise: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude 2009-12-11 04:22:30 AM
Men age like wine.
Women age like milk.

/you sound fat
//needle dick

First poorly aging female in this thread identified.


Example 1 of why you're favorited...
 
DeaH
2009-12-11 07:27:49 AM
VelmaCruise: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude 2009-12-11 04:22:30 AM
Men age like wine.
Women age like milk.

/you sound fat
//needle dick

No, no, no. He's saying that men without a lot money (cheap wine) turn to vinegar that's not fit to use in salad dressing. Plus, they're no good to start with. And women turn into fine cheeses that go really well with some rich guys ('cause even a lot of the more expensive wines turn to vinegar.)

He was just being self-deprecating. I'm sure his junk is fine. He's just bad in bed.
 
castufari
2009-12-11 07:31:38 AM
MadAzza: castufari: Cougars are ok, you just have to pet 'em gently.

Yeah, if you want to put us to sleep.

There are some that should be put to sleep. Others are dinner.
 
fanbladesaresharp
2009-12-11 07:35:58 AM
MadAzza: fanbladesaresharp: MadAzza: castufari: Cougars are ok, you just have to pet 'em gently.

Yeah, if you want to put us to sleep.

They don't want to be petted gently. Their ex husbands used to do that before they ran off with the kittens. You need to farking ManUp.

Misattributing post is misattributing.

Cougar answer post is awaiting a cougar answer.
 
Sir_Dude
2009-12-11 07:37:37 AM
When did cougars become hot, anyway? Ten years ago the cougar was a chain-smoking, wrinly prune of a woman living in the back of the VFW or under a trailer. Sleazy old guys have always been hitting the young babes since time began but these rich, hot cougars with more money than silicone are a fairly recent trend.

/well, the cougars who hit on me back in the day lived in the back of the VFW
 
Princepapa
2009-12-11 07:39:44 AM
What a rhino might look like.

blackliberal.files.wordpress.com
 
dittybopper [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 07:41:58 AM
Sir_Dude: When did cougars become hot, anyway? Ten years ago the cougar was a chain-smoking, wrinly prune of a woman living in the back of the VFW or under a trailer. Sleazy old guys have always been hitting the young babes since time began but these rich, hot cougars with more money than silicone are a fairly recent trend.

/well, the cougars who hit on me back in the day lived in the back of the VFW

Cougars have *ALWAYS* been hot because of two reasons:

1. They have a vagina
2. They are willing to use it.
 
SKKorling
2009-12-11 07:43:00 AM
"The rhino is usually found in warmer locales and can be spotted wearing either a flowered or pastel shirt (with 3 buttons opened to expose a mature mane of chest hair)"

So... it's Bruce Campbell in Burn Notice?

/sounds about right
//bruce rocks
 
honk
2009-12-11 07:45:49 AM
"There's very much here a sense of men being thought of as defenceless, as being threatened, used up and discarded."

Uh huh. We suffer from those feelings ALL the time.

What a moran.
 
fanbladesaresharp
2009-12-11 07:45:59 AM
dittybopper: Sir_Dude: When did cougars become hot, anyway? Ten years ago the cougar was a chain-smoking, wrinly prune of a woman living in the back of the VFW or under a trailer. Sleazy old guys have always been hitting the young babes since time began but these rich, hot cougars with more money than silicone are a fairly recent trend.

/well, the cougars who hit on me back in the day lived in the back of the VFW

Cougars have *ALWAYS* been hot because of two reasons:

1. They have a vagina
2. They are willing to use it.

10 years? Did you just graduate junior high? The only way you would have known they were some chain smoking VFW broads is if you were there. Something you want to tell us champ? Maybe you should hook up with a woman that knows what she's doing.
 
damageddude [TotalFark]
2009-12-11 07:47:42 AM
DiegoTheGoat: I thought that the preferred nomenclature was "Manther"...? sugar daddy?
 
fudgefactor7
2009-12-11 07:51:11 AM
No, no, no. The word is "Tomcat." Whoever thought up "rhino" is a farking tool...not all "cougars" are Courtney Cox.
 
MadAzza
2009-12-11 07:55:58 AM
fanbladesaresharp: MadAzza: fanbladesaresharp: MadAzza: castufari: Cougars are ok, you just have to pet 'em gently.

Yeah, if you want to put us to sleep.

They don't want to be petted gently. Their ex husbands used to do that before they ran off with the kittens. You need to farking ManUp.

Misattributing post is misattributing.

Cougar answer post is awaiting a cougar answer.

I said, we don't necessarily want anyone to be "gentle" with us because it's boring ("will put us to sleep"). You replied in agreement, or so I thought, then told me to "man up." I'm a woman. So maybe I just can't filter your manly logic through my purty lil' empty haid, but I don't really see what further answers you might expect from me.

/off to my den, 3 a.m. here
//probably misunderstood something anyway
 
Gothnet
2009-12-11 07:59:10 AM
Good looking older males are silver foxes, not rhinos. Duh!
 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
2009-12-11 08:08:01 AM
EZ Writer: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: VelmaCruise: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude 2009-12-11 04:22:30 AM
Men age like wine.
Women age like milk.

/you sound fat
//needle dick

First poorly aging female in this thread identified.


Example 1 of why you're favorited...

I rarely hear that from people I have favorited as well.

Although for you, for some reason, I don't have anything typed in as to why you're favorited.

So I'm just going to type in "favorited for being favorited".
 
Sir_Dude
2009-12-11 08:09:17 AM
Small town, fanbladesaresharp, you know how they are. It was one of the few institutions not corrupted by those musicians in Athens during the late 70's.
 
therhinodep
2009-12-11 08:12:43 AM
I resemble that remark!
 
Dampfplauderer
2009-12-11 08:18:43 AM
"The rhino is usually found in warmer locales and can be spotted wearing either a flowered or pastel shirt (with 3 buttons opened to expose a mature mane of chest hair) tucked into khaki shorts and sporting boat shoes."

Sounds like a German tourist to me.
 
Thisbymaster
2009-12-11 08:24:33 AM
I don't really see the point of this because all men are like this, all older men want a younger woman.
 
WinoRhino
2009-12-11 08:26:21 AM
Well. This is a fine development. Accurate, yes, but not entirely welcomed. :)
 
Dances-With-Lobster
2009-12-11 08:34:15 AM
While that's cute (ha ha, rhinos are horny and ugly!) I don't see how they're analogous to the cougar. Cougars occasionally get younger men. Rhinos just kind of creep out everyone.
 
TheWizard
2009-12-11 08:36:48 AM
Sorry article writer, there are already established animal-themed groups for men.

Goat - Horny and Old (May or may not be poor)
Silver-Fox (Old but attractive)
Pup (inexperienced and naive)
Toad (Larry Flynt)
Bear (Found in truck stops and certain bars)

And although not an animal

Aqualung (eww)
 
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