A mysterious blue spiral visible from Norway that had UFO watchers frothing for a few hours today turns out to be the fallout from a failed Russian test of a submarine-based intercontinental missile.

Because as we all know, governments just LOVE to admit they f*cked up a key component of their national defense plan....

c'mon guys, at least try to lie better.

*seizes submitter by the throat and shakes viciously*

YOU DON'T GET TO TRUNCATE THE DOCTOR'S NAME, YOU FART-MINGING WANG BASKET. EVER. YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING GIVES YOU THAT RIGHT!

Taleya: *seizes submitter by the throat and shakes viciously*

YOU DON'T GET TO TRUNCATE THE DOCTOR'S NAME, YOU FART-MINGING WANG BASKET. EVER. YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING GIVES YOU THAT RIGHT!

does it make you want to EX-TERM-INT-ATE?

WRONG. That was me swirling some Nordic chicks with my huge wang.
/it's someting I do from the other side of the Atlantic.

FANTASTIC!

Weaver95
does it make you want to EX-TERM-INT-ATE?

I do believe it has made me somewhat, dare I say it? Tetchy.

//somewhat.

Taleya: Weaver95
does it make you want to EX-TERM-INT-ATE?

I do believe it has made me somewhat, dare I say it? Tetchy.

//somewhat.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm the Doctor and you're in the biggest library in the universe.

Look me up.

Threadjack:

Just what is he a doctor of? Where did he get his PhD? Did he intern somewhere? What was his thesis, if any?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

/obviously not a fan

gopher321

Just what is he a doctor of? Where did he get his PhD? Did he intern somewhere? What was his thesis, if any?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

WATCH THE DAMNED SHOW THEN!

Each of these questions have been asked in various episodes along the shows 46 year history. I'm not going to tell you which ones.

But they're not answered in Horns of Nimon. Or Trial of a timelord. Or Love and Monsters. Or Muppets Daleks in Manhattan

//I'm not that evil

Weaver95: A mysterious blue spiral visible from Norway that had UFO watchers frothing for a few hours today turns out to be the fallout from a failed Russian test of a submarine-based intercontinental missile.

Because as we all know, governments just LOVE to admit they f*cked up a key component of their national defense plan....

c'mon guys, at least try to lie better.

The Russians haven't admitted anything. This "update" is not an update.

Taleya: *seizes submitter by the throat and shakes viciously*

YOU DON'T GET TO TRUNCATE THE DOCTOR'S NAME, YOU FART-MINGING WANG BASKET. EVER. YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING GIVES YOU THAT RIGHT!

Yeah, submitter, make sure you write it out in full next time, it's Dr. Whothehellwatchesthisanyway


/is actually a fan

Taleya: Each of these questions have been asked in various episodes along the shows 46 year history. I'm not going to tell you which ones.

I suspect gopher321 would be over the moon if you gave him an idea where to base his search, lister see what we can do to give him a hand , and not because of fear whether he thinks it was in Ireland or the wrong town in Scotland.

I shada to think what would happen if I tried to keep this going for much longer, so I'll rescue myself from some deadly assassin who might be set on shutting me up.

Ahem.

Taleya: But they're not answered in Horns of Nimon.

//I'm not that evil

I actually like Horns of Nimon. Just watched it recently for the first time in a while. Love the bit where Soldeed takes credit for K9 opening the TARDIS doors.

Guard: "You did it!"
Soldeed: [pause] "Yes!"


Yes, perhaps Soldeed's death scene (and most of his life scenes) were more than slightly extremely over the top, but overall, the worst thing about the story is the lousy lighting

/"My DREEEEAAMS of CONquest!!!!"

Taleya: YOU DON'T GET TO TRUNCATE THE DOCTOR'S NAME, YOU FART-MINGING WANG BASKET. EVER. YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING GIVES YOU THAT RIGHT!

Watch him lose it when I state that Tom Baker was the only true Doctor and all the rest were shams.

pseudowho

I shada to think what would happen if I tried to keep this going for much longer, so I'll rescue myself from some deadly assassin who might be set on shutting me up.


That's the worst who thing I've seen since Dimensions in Time. I am appalled. Appalled. You, sir, make me sick. You make my dinner rise up in my gullet

//Like the wolves of winter

*flrrd*

pseudowho
I actually like Horns of Nimon. Just watched it recently for the first time in a while.

Meh, I'm over a lot of Baker's work - he's complete Narm. But some of them are worth it - the mathematical brilliance of Logopolis, the funky Time Ring triad, the literal fellating of Erato in Creature from the pit....