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hackhix

2009-12-10 11:40:19 PM

It's true

the_be_sharps

2009-12-11 01:27:31 AM

Oh, good. There haven't been 3 or 4 greenlit already.

SJKebab

2009-12-11 04:01:03 AM

PSA: Christmas balls are dangerous when injested anally.

TheHellYouSay

2009-12-11 04:59:20 AM

SJKebab: PSA: Christmas balls are dangerous when injested anally.

Christmas balls?

DarkSoulNoHope

2009-12-11 05:00:14 AM

Christmas: Danger to the World and everything surrounding the earth?

John Dewey

2009-12-11 05:02:23 AM

I have dropped a glass christmas bulb on a laminate floor and had it bounce back up. Unfortunately, I was so shocked by this unexpected turn of events that I didn't react in time to catch it on the rebound. It broke the second time it hit the floor.

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yarnothuntin

2009-12-11 05:09:30 AM

SJKebab: PSA: Christmas balls are dangerous when injested anally.

Dude, that's not funny man. One year, I was decorating the tree naked (it's a tradition) and I fell onto a Christmas ball and it went straight up my anus. I immediately tried to pass it under my own power, but it quickly became clear that it was really in there. So- off the ER I went and there I had to endure all the snickers and laughs from the doctors and staff. Nobody believed me when I tried to explain that I fell.

BWillyBeast

2009-12-11 05:16:01 AM

I dunno. We survived the lead paint in our cots, so I think we're bombproof. Fark Christmas: Bring on them diggerations!

Antilope

2009-12-11 05:17:55 AM

Just use all plastic decorations made in China. What could go wrong?

Shadow Blasko

2009-12-11 06:16:44 AM

hackhix: It's true

No way thats left out overnight

Thats a $600 ladder.

pablodolanez

2009-12-11 06:39:46 AM

Thats an 827

2009-12-11 06:47:41 AM

It is that time of year we review past Calvin snowman themed cartoons.

L Ron Nutjob

2009-12-11 07:21:28 AM

Sorry, but I love Christmas. I love getting the tree (even though I've killed it). I love decorating the tree. I love the festive music. I LOVE getting presents for the ones I love. I love wrapping presents, and seeing them under the tree. I love drinking games with the hubby to the awful movies showing 24/7 on the Hallmark channel.

punto

2009-12-11 07:33:58 AM

When is it time for "these christmas decoration are an insult to me and everything I hold dear and you'll be hearing from my lawyers"?

Tillmaster

2009-12-11 07:59:43 AM

The article just suggests that using Oleander as a Christmas decoration isn't a good idea, since it's highly toxic, and emits an irritant sap.

Sounds like good advice, actually.

mistersnark

2009-12-11 08:37:43 AM

Tillmaster: The article just suggests that using Oleander as a Christmas decoration isn't a good idea, since it's highly toxic, and emits an irritant sap.

Sounds like good advice, actually.

QFT. This isn't a "Poinsettias will kill you/your pet! Well, not really" article. This is a "there are some otherwise beautiful plants that will fark you up" article. Useful for those who have say, house rabbits that will eat farkin' near any growing thing.

/like me

jn1512

2009-12-11 09:19:10 AM

SJKebab: ~~injested~~ enjested

Pet Peeve and all that

Ant

2009-12-11 11:17:49 AM

L Ron Nutjob: Sorry, but I love Christmas. I love getting the tree (even though I've killed it). I love decorating the tree. I love the festive music. I LOVE getting presents for the ones I love. I love wrapping presents, and seeing them under the tree.

I do too, though we've switched to an artificial tree due to allergies.

OccamsWhiskers

2009-12-11 11:26:06 AM

Oh good, it's time for "Oh good, it's time for seasonal articles" headlines.

Of course, it's ALWAYS time for those. We used to get the day after the all-star game off, but now the "day after the all-star game" article headlines have taken that from us, too.

psychosis_inducing

2009-12-11 11:36:56 AM

Article is worthless without a mention of tinselitis.

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