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(ABC)   Man finds beaver on porch, called "the most amazing thing."   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 62
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2003-03-30 02:22:46 PM  


Hmm. Is it just me, or does the text on the coin appear to say "scents"?

Yes, indeedy... Nothing like the scents of a beaver.
 
2003-03-30 02:27:54 PM  
He should have gone "Lord of the Flies" on that beaver's ass. Nothing like a beaver on a stick. Mmmmmmm, taste the comedy.

UP THE ASS!
 
2003-03-30 02:43:58 PM  
NO NO NO! You've got to read the version I submitted where the guy finds the beaver and GIVES IT AN APPLE!!!

Beavers eat apples?
 
2003-03-30 02:56:45 PM  
Taylor says he heard some thumping on his porch

There you have it folks. There was a beaver on his porch and someone was hitting it.
 
2003-03-30 03:35:28 PM  
Mme.Mersault

that was *exactly* what i thought.
so i'm not the only one with dirty thoughts here on fark...

gotta listen to a song now.
 
2003-03-30 05:30:20 PM  
http://www.ebaynham.com/Merchant2/graphics/beav_lg.gif
 
2003-03-30 06:35:51 PM  
Dude, I'm totally from that area (Richland)... maybe I shouldn't be so excited. Yeah, that's the average newsworthy story in the area, and the area is not a desert, it's steppe :). As to how the beaver ended up at his porch, the river doesn't run by every part of the city, so I'm guessing that he doesn't live very close to the river itself, hence the surprise. I'm betting that the beaver is radioactive, they are probably keeping it on the dl though.
 
2003-03-30 06:54:49 PM  
He called local animal control, and got a promise the critter wouldn't be killed. Officers captured the beaver and released it into a local pond.

Um... How did all of you miss that already?
 
2003-03-30 08:07:29 PM  
Darwin,

they DIDN'T miss it. . .
 
2003-03-30 10:29:33 PM  
I'm guessing some of you'd be surprised to suddenly find a beaver near you too!

What?
 
2003-03-30 11:01:38 PM  
"He calls his beaver tale "the most amazing thing." Beaver tail, beaver tale! Get it? You know, they have large, broad tails... Ha, Oh well, I thought it was funny.
 
2003-03-31 02:31:22 AM  
Wondering if anyone remembers Disco Beaver from Outer Space.
The first HBO made "movie"
 
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