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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-10 09:20:33 PM

We should be thankful that these weren't magic grits.

dahmers love zombie

2009-12-10 09:33:30 PM

Corny headline.

krelborne

2009-12-10 09:50:16 PM

Natalie Portman unavailable for comment.

/because she's petrified

Solid State Vittles

2009-12-10 09:51:25 PM

Flo wanted for questioning?

Englebert Slaptyback

2009-12-10 09:52:47 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

We should be thankful that these weren't magic grits.

I get mine from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans.

Still looking for a stove which defies the laws of physics.

servoled

2009-12-10 09:52:58 PM

Regular, creamy or al dente?

meat0918

2009-12-10 09:53:23 PM

Headline, ARGGH

Megain

2009-12-10 09:54:10 PM

GypsyJoker

2009-12-10 09:54:17 PM

"Shoulda kissed 'em first!!"

He_Hate_Me

2009-12-10 09:54:21 PM

krelborne: Natalie Portman unavailable for comment.

/because she's petrified

And naked!

/get off my lawn...

Bith Set Me Up

2009-12-10 09:54:38 PM

I came to make references to "My Cousin Vinny". I'll just be on my way now...

Englebert Slaptyback

2009-12-10 09:55:39 PM

He_Hate_Me

krelborne: Natalie Portman unavailable for comment.

/because she's petrified

And naked!

Netcraft confirms it...

MoeSzyslak

2009-12-10 09:55:48 PM

Not impressed.

nunyabidness

2009-12-10 09:55:54 PM

krelborne: Natalie Portman unavailable for comment.

/because she's petrified

Hot GRITS!!!!

Naked and buttery

Cold1s

2009-12-10 09:56:24 PM

">

Approves.

Bith Set Me Up

2009-12-10 09:56:55 PM

Oh, and your headline, Subby:

images.google.com

Cold1s

2009-12-10 09:57:15 PM

Damn you, GypsyJoker! Beat me to it!

vudukungfu

2009-12-10 09:57:38 PM

Cold1s: ">

Approves.

you just know she does the kinky pinky.

mortimer_ford

2009-12-10 09:58:04 PM

told her that he was breaking up with her, then went to bed.

Maybe boiling grits is not the first thing that comes to mind, but he should have seen this was not a brilliant arrangement of priorities

Antilope

2009-12-10 09:59:07 PM

Oh, it's New Orleans again. They seem to have polenta of stories like this.

mightybaldking

2009-12-10 09:59:29 PM

Damn You Ignatieff!

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy

2009-12-10 10:01:14 PM

SUBBYYYYYYY!!!

//shakes tiny fist

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-10 10:02:37 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: I get mine from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans.

Still looking for a stove which defies the laws of physics.

Me, I'm willing to believe that there's a kitchen where boiling water soaks into a grit faster than anywhere else on the face of the earth...

Harry_Seldon

2009-12-10 10:02:39 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: magic grits

Sack o' suds

MONSTERTRUCK

2009-12-10 10:02:47 PM

Lalalalala! Hahahahaha! ISWYDT

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-10 10:04:02 PM

Harry_Seldon: Sack o' suds

I'm sorry, I was all the way over here, I couldn't hear you.

Did you say you were a fast cook, THAT'S IT?!

MONSTERTRUCK

2009-12-10 10:04:38 PM

There's polente of blame to go around

FunkOut

2009-12-10 10:05:23 PM

Knows a thing or two about grit and attacking.

nunyabidness

2009-12-10 10:05:37 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Harry_Seldon: Sack o' suds

I'm sorry, I was all the way over here, I couldn't hear you.

Did you say you were a fast cook, THAT'S IT?!

i681.photobucket.com

Englebert Slaptyback

2009-12-10 10:05:50 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

Me, I'm willing to believe that there's a kitchen where boiling water soaks into a grit faster than anywhere else on the face of the earth...

*nods*

*places enormous chunk of lard on griddle*

TheHottieGolfer

2009-12-10 10:07:34 PM

Subby, you are amaizing.

Drunken Grammaton Cleric

2009-12-10 10:07:35 PM

Approves:

/Hot, like a game of gritball

Hoblit

2009-12-10 10:07:50 PM

I'm going to be a hack and bond a couple of jokes in here to read "I submitted this with a cornier headline"

I really tried the 'flame war' "Grabs bag of popcorn" angle... but I couldn't pull it out.

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class

2009-12-10 10:08:58 PM

MoeSzyslak: Not impressed.

Love and hot hot grits?

Drunken Grammaton Cleric

2009-12-10 10:09:04 PM

Let's try that again.

Approves:
jasmynecannick.typepad.com

xuanzhiyouxuan

2009-12-10 10:09:26 PM

A good breakfast:

grits
fried egg
bacon
cheese
butter
salt and pepper

mash together and eat

eraser8

2009-12-10 10:09:53 PM

Stop with the puns. I'm begging you guys. Stop before it's too late!

rezin8

2009-12-10 10:10:11 PM

Well, I'm glad to see by the 3 stories on the main page today that my home is getting some press. Ass-kicking Lucky Dog vendors, Judges who have DA's roughed up by sheriff's deputies, and now some crazy biatch throwing grits on someone.

Yup, I don't care what anyone says. We're back to abnormal.

ballistic123

2009-12-10 10:12:56 PM

Ooo, baby...
megain.smugmug.com

Hominy hominy hominy!

horse-pheathers

2009-12-10 10:13:44 PM

First thing I though tof when I saw the headline.....Natalie Portman.

/Been on the net waaaaaaaaay too long.
//Good to see an old meme revived for one last gasp.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2009-12-10 10:13:49 PM

nunyabidness: i681.photobucket.com

Englebert Slaptyback: *nods*

*places enormous chunk of lard on griddle*

Heh!

Time to pull out something of an old chestnut for the purposes of this thread:

i210.photobucket.com

Johnny Bananapeel

2009-12-10 10:14:36 PM

xuanzhiyouxuan: A good breakfast:

grits
fried egg
bacon
cheese
butter
salt and pepper

mash together and eat

nursingcrib.com

MONSTERTRUCK

2009-12-10 10:14:42 PM

I tried to make a pie with it once and my grandmother told me it wazza pozole shiat.

drjekel_mrhyde

2009-12-10 10:14:44 PM

MoeSzyslak: Not impressed.

I came to post something like that

Merky

2009-12-10 10:15:11 PM

Kiss these grits. I dare you.

/hot like grits

druidmama

2009-12-10 10:15:19 PM

I love being a wacky southern chick.

Nabb1

2009-12-10 10:15:52 PM

rezin8: Well, I'm glad to see by the 3 stories on the main page today that my home is getting some press. Ass-kicking Lucky Dog vendors, Judges who have DA's roughed up by sheriff's deputies, and now some crazy biatch throwing grits on someone.

Yup, I don't care what anyone says. We're back to abnormal.

The Saints are 12-0. Things aren't quite back to the way they usually are.

Mister Peejay

2009-12-10 10:20:07 PM

Johnny Bananapeel:

Eating healthy doesn't make you live longer. It just feels like it.

xuanzhiyouxuan

2009-12-10 10:21:25 PM

Johnny Bananapeel:

Well the dish is called The Cholesterol Speedball (really) and looks something like that arterial blockage in the inset circle.

Adingo8mybb

2009-12-10 10:23:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9NIdK-ntTY&NR=1

Hominy and me...we're pretty good company...looking for an island in our boat upon the sea...

Hominy, gee I really love you...and I wanna love you 4ever...and dream of the never-never, never leavin' hominy!

/Imma let you get back to the thread in a minute...but, Elton had the best song about Hominy--EVER!!!

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