Make It Rain.

trapped in the closet?

Number One.

/Yes, that was the name of his single. Sick bastard.

"Against the Flow" or "You're In On My Mind"

Diddy P

I say, rollin' around,
sittin' on dubs
cat like eye, was high on shrubs,
Coolin' in my Escalade,
Man I'm paid, I got it made,
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face,

I'm gonna piss on it.

Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I'll piss on you,
I pee on you.

I said yo body, yo body,
Is a portapotty,
And I pee out kit(?),
And I pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you,
Piss on you, piss on you,

You won't feel quite the same,
Once you get a whiff of my Hershey stains,
I wanna piss on you, too,
I want to pee in yo food,
Only thing that make my life complete,
Is when I turn yo face into a toliet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do, pee on you,
I'll piss on you

Sin_City_Superhero: Link to a vid of Piss On You

The sad part about it is that musically, 'Piss On You' really, genuinely is as good as or better than anything R. Kelly's ever done.

Aimed at young readres, no doubt.

Pop Up Book?

R Kelly/pissing pun headline trifecta now in play

He was just giving that young teenage woman a natural acne treatment

drjekel_mrhyde: He was just giving that young teenage woman a natural acne treatment

She had just been attacked by a swarm of jellyfish. If he had not peed on her, she would be dead by now and he would be behind bars for negligence.

/P.O.Y.

I have a suggestion:

"One and done"
"I'm Slangin' in the Rain?"
"Urine My Heart?"
"Urinary Tract Confession"
"Can't Stop Loving You Now, Because It'll Sting"

//All I got

Bravo everyone....especially jehovahs witness protection

Nature's callin'

Approves:

"Peeing on myself aint a crime"

my vote for headline of the year. +2