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2009-12-10 09:00:47 AM
I've got a whole collection of those xrays after years of practicing radiology...bottles to light bulbs to vegetables.
Notice the free air on the films in the article. This guy perforated his colon as an extra bonus and will require surgery to close the hole.
 
2009-12-10 09:03:13 AM
FTA: While being examined, the tipsy student turned over in bed, and inadvertently changed channel on the ward's telly.

Bwahahahahaha
 
2009-12-10 09:04:59 AM
cpw49684: Notice the free air on the films in the article.

Not being a radiologist, how does one tell free air from, well, guts?"
 
2009-12-10 09:05:45 AM
WTFDYW: Bwahahahahaha

That seems a little improbable, since there would have to be IR line of sight from the remote to the TV.
 
2009-12-10 09:14:54 AM
`This show sucks! Change the channel.'

*FART*

`Ooo! Futurama! Thanks.'
 
2009-12-10 09:17:41 AM
When your room/flatmates decide that a good practical joke is to shove the remote up your ass, it's a good sign that you might want to consider moving out.
 
2009-12-10 09:32:36 AM
You know, I've been drunk before, but I can't imagine being shove a remote up my ass drunk.
 
2009-12-10 09:36:01 AM
pandabear: Not being a radiologist, how does one tell free air from, well, guts?"

One of the films is taken "upright". If you look, you can see large amounts of air under the diaphragms (which separate the abdomen from the chest). That means it's outside, not inside the bowel.
/The more you know....
 
2009-12-10 09:56:45 AM
"How come all of the shows on TV stink?"
"Sorry...that's the remote you smell"
 
2009-12-10 10:16:33 AM
pandabear: WTFDYW: Bwahahahahaha

That seems a little improbable, since there would have to be IR line of sight from the remote to the TV.


Maybe his anus was pointed at the TV at that time

/or RF remote/TV
 
2009-12-10 10:43:40 AM
Looks like another weird sexual perversionunfortunate drunken slip and fall accident.
 
2009-12-10 10:43:51 AM
labman: You know, I've been drunk before, but I can't imagine being shove a remote up my ass drunk.

I think you're drunk right now.
 
2009-12-10 10:52:23 AM
cpw49684: I've got a whole collection of those xrays after years of practicing radiology...bottles to light bulbs to vegetables.
Notice the free air on the films in the article. This guy perforated his colon as an extra bonus and will require surgery to close the hole.


So get posting!
 
2009-12-10 10:53:57 AM
Berz: So get posting!

Can't. Patient confidentiality and all.
 
2009-12-10 10:57:14 AM
cpw49684: Berz: So get posting!

Can't. Patient confidentiality and all.


Yeah I hear ya there, good 'ol hipaa.

On a side note are films covered by hipaa the same way normal records are? Meaning are they held to the same standard of say a normal paper doc or a higher standard?
 
2009-12-10 11:02:03 AM
Berz: cpw49684: I've got a whole collection of those xrays after years of practicing radiology...bottles to light bulbs to vegetables.
Notice the free air on the films in the article. This guy perforated his colon as an extra bonus and will require surgery to close the hole.

So get posting!


Does that explain why it looks like it was jammed all the way up to his lung?
 
2009-12-10 11:02:16 AM
img17.imageshack.us

You should see what happened when his mom cancelled his WoW account.
 
2009-12-10 11:43:51 AM
That's a pretty high f*cking butt. It's halfway up his back.
 
2009-12-10 11:47:41 AM
Berz: On a side note are films covered by hipaa the same way normal records are? Meaning are they held to the same standard of say a normal paper doc or a higher standard?

Same standard but more difficult to comply with since all our images are digital now.
 
2009-12-10 11:49:11 AM
My favorite excuse from a patient with an eggplant up his arse was that he fell while gardening...
 
2009-12-10 12:03:51 PM
Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."
 
2009-12-10 12:19:35 PM
Someone finally followed through on their threat of, "quit changing the damn channel or I'm going to shove that remote up your ass."
 
2009-12-10 12:46:03 PM
Hagbardr: img17.imageshack.us

You should see what happened when his mom cancelled his WoW account.


Rrgh!! You beat me to it!!!!! RRRRRGHHHH!!! SO ANGRY ARGGRHBHLRBL!!! *shoves mouse up his ass*
 
2009-12-10 01:01:04 PM
Hagbardr: You should see what happened when his mom cancelled his WoW account.

Came in here looking for this. Can't believe it took so long.
 
2009-12-10 01:02:55 PM
cpw49684: I've got a whole collection of those xrays after years of practicing radiology...bottles to light bulbs to vegetables.
Notice the free air on the films in the article. This guy perforated his colon as an extra bonus and will require surgery to close the hole.


As opposed to, oh I don't know, air you have to pay for?
 
2009-12-10 01:03:05 PM
Never had a remote control in my ass.
 
2009-12-10 01:03:58 PM
What?...No car keys?
 
2009-12-10 01:04:11 PM
maybe he has a little greek in him
 
2009-12-10 01:04:27 PM
Was he at the party in Bangor, Maine?
 
2009-12-10 01:04:34 PM
It could have been worse. He could have had a 27 year old meth head stuck in his ass.
 
2009-12-10 01:04:36 PM
 
2009-12-10 01:05:05 PM
what the hell is up with people shaving stuff up their ass for shiats & giggles lately?

I blame Jackass
 
2009-12-10 01:05:05 PM
Hagbardr: You should see what happened when his mom cancelled his WoW account.

Came here for WoW freak out guy. Surprised it was't at the top of the postings.
 
2009-12-10 01:05:31 PM
UberDave: Someone finally followed through on their threat of, "quit changing the damn channel or I'm going to shove that remote up your ass."

I am still laughing... thanks
 
2009-12-10 01:05:40 PM
www.extremeduudsonit.com
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2009-12-10 01:05:59 PM
at80eighty: what the hell is up with people shaving stuff up their ass for shiats & giggles lately?

I blame Jackass


...shaving?
 
2009-12-10 01:06:05 PM
Objects In The Butt trifecta in play?
 
2009-12-10 01:06:09 PM
Rectum?! Damn near killed 'im!
 
2009-12-10 01:06:32 PM
Jeez, no one's got a sense of humor anymore. Again
 
2009-12-10 01:07:29 PM
xanadian: Rrgh!! You beat me to it!!!!! RRRRRGHHHH!!! SO ANGRY ARGGRHBHLRBL!!! *shoves mouse up his ass*

Mr. Gere?
 
2009-12-10 01:07:30 PM
xanadian: Hagbardr: img17.imageshack.us

You should see what happened when his mom cancelled his WoW account.

Rrgh!! You beat me to it!!!!! RRRRRGHHHH!!! SO ANGRY ARGGRHBHLRBL!!! *shoves mouse up his ass*


Wouldn't that be more pleasure for you than anything else?

/muwahahaha...
 
2009-12-10 01:08:07 PM
I'd hate to be at the butt end of their pranks
 
2009-12-10 01:08:14 PM
Let this be a lesson kids. You don't change the channel when Fubol is on. Mkay?
 
2009-12-10 01:08:34 PM
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
 
2009-12-10 01:08:47 PM
bdnimages.sprintout.com
"I done told you it was funny!"
 
2009-12-10 01:08:59 PM
schattenteufel: Rectum?! Damn near killed 'im!


I love that joke.
 
2009-12-10 01:09:12 PM
rastjr: Never had a remote control in my ass.

Do you have a list of things you have had in your ass???
 
2009-12-10 01:09:21 PM
at80eighty: what the hell is up with people shaving stuff up their ass for shiats & giggles lately?

I blame Jackass


That would be some hairy shiat.
 
2009-12-10 01:09:34 PM
labman: You know, I've been drunk before, but I can't imagine being shove a remote up my ass drunk.

You need to stop missing the Fark parties.
 
2009-12-10 01:10:27 PM
wpmulligan: Was he at the party in Bangor, Maine?

Came to say this, but I see I was beaten to it. Well played.

/foreign object in rectum trifecta in play
//where's richard gere?
 
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