That's Salada PSA.

But how could he say no to the woman who gave him gonorrhea?

Satire? Judge for yourself: The rest of the ads: Link (new window)

/pimp jokes below

coco ebert: I love James Lipton and his willingness to engage in self-deprecating humor.

I also love David Cross' impersonation of him.

It would be cool if James Lipton could impersonate David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton ...JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING!... impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton.

dittybopper: coco ebert: I love James Lipton and his willingness to engage in self-deprecating humor.

I also love David Cross' impersonation of him.

It would be cool if James Lipton could impersonate David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton ...JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THING!... impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton impersonating David Cross impersonating James Lipton.

My favorite bit. :-)

Ishkur: geeez, kids these days. Next thing you know, they'll be scribbling phone numbers on public restroom walls.

...and tenement walls.

Q. What is your least favorite sound?

A. The crunch of the steering column going through my ribcage.

Fano: Ishkur: geeez, kids these days. Next thing you know, they'll be scribbling phone numbers on public restroom walls.

...and tenement walls.shiat, when I was young we were so poor we lived in a ninement. We couldn't afford the rent at one of them fancy tenements.

dittybopper: Fano: Ishkur: geeez, kids these days. Next thing you know, they'll be scribbling phone numbers on public restroom walls.

...and tenement walls.shiat, when I was young we were so poor we lived in a ninement. We couldn't afford the rent at one of them fancy tenements.

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

Fano: Ishkur: geeez, kids these days. Next thing you know, they'll be scribbling phone numbers on public restroom walls.

...and tenement walls.

Halls. Tenement HALLS.

coco ebert: I also love David Cross' impersonation of him.

Never tape that and the play it back for James Lipton. You'll open up a singularity.

IdBeCrazyIf: coco ebert: I also love David Cross' impersonation of him.

Never tape that and the play it back for James Lipton. You'll open up a singularity.

What about the Will Ferrell one?

PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: coco ebert: I also love David Cross' impersonation of him.

Never tape that and the play it back for James Lipton. You'll open up a singularity.

What about the Will Ferrell one?

They did a face to face of that, it's been proven safe.

Asteroth: PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: coco ebert: I also love David Cross' impersonation of him.

Never tape that and the play it back for James Lipton. You'll open up a singularity.

What about the Will Ferrell one?

They did a face to face of that, it's been proven safe.

Yeah, but I bet that before that was tenser than switching on the LHC.

scrumtrulescent

Q: What is your favorite swear word?

A: Limone.

Thought this was appropriate ...

http://sexschool.ytmnd.com/

I still find it hard to believe that that man is 83 years old.

It just boggles the mind how someone that old can look so young.

I thought Clint Eastwood was young lookin' 80 year old... but he got nothin on James Lipton.

Asteroth: PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: coco ebert: I also love David Cross' impersonation of him.

Never tape that and the play it back for James Lipton. You'll open up a singularity.

What about the Will Ferrell one?

They did a face to face of that, it's been proven safe.

Will Ferrell is safe only because the density is different than Cross. Its the lab experiement to the real thing.

MiamiBlues: Satire? Judge for yourself: The rest of the ads: Link (new window)

/pimp jokes below

He's hot. Oven mitt hot.

OK, that is some funny shiat right there.

Awesome

The power of the beard COMPELS you.

lol - stop rumor forwarding.
In the 21st century, that's called journalism.

Raider_dad:

Far too rugged for this thread.

Where can I get one of those beards ? (I hesitiate to google James Lipton's beard)

Dan2MagnaCarta: Where can I get one of those beards ? (I hesitiate to google James Lipton's beard)

good band name.

jaggspb: Dan2MagnaCarta: Where can I get one of those beards ? (I hesitiate to google James Lipton's beard)

good band name.

Better band name.

PizzaJedi81: jaggspb: Dan2MagnaCarta: Where can I get one of those beards ? (I hesitiate to google noodle James Lipton's beard)

good band name.

Better band name.

i raise you

jaggspb: PizzaJedi81: jaggspb: Dan2MagnaCarta: Where can I get one of those beards ? (I hesitiate to google noodle James Lipton's beard)

good band name.

Better band name.

i raise you

I fold.

jaggspb: PizzaJedi81: jaggspb: Dan2MagnaCarta: Where can I get one of those beards ? (I hesitiate to google noodle James Lipton's beard)

good band name.

Better band name.

i raise you

I fold.

How 'bout: James Lipton's Noodle Beard ?

Dan2MagnaCarta: jaggspb: PizzaJedi81: jaggspb: Dan2MagnaCarta: Where can I get one of those beards ? (I hesitiate to google noodle James Lipton's beard)

good band name.

Better band name.

i raise you

I fold.

How 'bout: James Lipton's Noodle Beard ?

No. "I Fold Lipton's Beard".

RumsfeldsReplacement: But how could he say no to the woman who gave him gonorrhea chlamydia?

/FTFY
//He had crabs. I said, 'You're gonna get laughs..."

jake3988: I still find it hard to believe that that man is 83 years old.

It just boggles the mind how someone that old can look so young.

I thought Clint Eastwood was young lookin' 80 year old... but he got nothin on James Lipton.

I know. I called BS the first time I saw it on Wikipedia because he looks 60, and well, it's Wikipedia.

GrizzlyAdamsRox: jake3988: I still find it hard to believe that that man is 83 years old.

It just boggles the mind how someone that old can look so young.

I thought Clint Eastwood was young lookin' 80 year old... but he got nothin on James Lipton.

I know. I called BS the first time I saw it on Wikipedia because he looks 60, and well, it's Wikipedia.

Playa was a pimp too back in the day.

No, I'm serious (new window).

OtherLittleGuy: dittybopper: Dan2MagnaCarta: jaggspb: PizzaJedi81: jaggspb: Dan2MagnaCarta: Where can I get one of those beards ? (I hesitiate to google noodle James Lipton's beard)

good band name.

Better band name.

i raise you

I fold.

How 'bout: James Lipton's Noodle Beard ?

No. "I Fold Lipton's Beard".

iFoldLipton'sBeard is an upcoming episode for iCarly.

Sure it's not an app for the iPhone?

What James Lipton's Beard may look like...




/I keed, I keed.
//No idea of his proclivities
///just thought this might be a funny addition to the thread

Fano: Ishkur: geeez, kids these days. Next thing you know, they'll be scribbling phone numbers on public restroom walls.

...and tenement walls.

"AND CONCERT HALLS!"

Okay srsly, is there a problem with Imageshack links on Fark? That's like the fifth time I've rehosted and gotten a post deleted because of a broken link.