These are the future leaders of the Nation. God help us all.

I'm sure the bastard deserved it. What with being upper-middle class and all that.

/Living trust funded flame on

WAH HOO WAH!

FTFA: Kim said he apologized to Harvard's president, Drew Gilpin Faust, during a meeting Tuesday of Ivy League presidents at the Harvard Club in New York City.

You could say Kim even made a PACT to ensure it never happened again.

Duke still sucks

One Dartmouth soccer player told the Valley News, which first reported the insults, that he and his teammates were just trying to create an intimidating atmosphere, something they routinely encounter on the road. He said he and his teammates, and some Alpha Delta fraternity brothers, did not realize how hostile their behavior would appear in the crowded squash venue, in which spectators sit close to players behind a glass partition.

Good to see the AD brothers upholding our fine traditions

SIHBITDIS

/AD '91

They are back on Double Secret Probation.

Name calling the rich and privileged is unconscionable.

Repeat after me, "Repel them, Repel them, induce them to relinquish the spheroid!"

This is why white people can't have nice things.

Police drawing of the "Dartmouth" student wanted for questioning

MDGeist: New Hampshire has always been a very racist and bigoted state. So it's no shock that Dartmouth College isn't any different.

This is the same New Hampshire that's allowing gays to marry starting Jan 1, right?

/I'm sure the fundies will squash it there, too.
//haha squash

Dude, meh, dude, bag-please.

Squash...

Really? Squash?

My close circle of friends and I watched this match at the local sports bar. I believe the bar's name was Knockers or Hooting or some such. I'll have to check with the lawyers since I bought the place. A bunch of wage earners wanted to watch a foot - balling game. However, once we purchased the place it seems we also purchased the TVs and remote controls. Too bad.

So, with my friends and business associates: Winston Asa-Cigarette-Should, Seymour Takeovers and Frederick Idlewealth seated and being served by some very buxom waitresses, we watched the match on all 23 big screen TVs. Never before had we witnessed such buffoonery. In my day, I would prod one of the scholarship (or Yalie Welfare Bums as we called them) students in to eliciting a snarky comment. Then, we true stewards of the hallowed halls of learning would laugh at the cad whilst secretly enjoying his verbal assault. All in good fun, you understand.

I guess I drank one too many of those beer drinks because I don't remember the out come of the game. I would ask the waitstaff but it seems I fired them when I closed the business the very next day. I assure you it was quite necessary. I mean, a bar? In my portfolio? The people down at the social club would laugh at the mere thought.