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jpallan

2009-12-10 03:18:42 AM

"The truth is that there are millions of American men who find ~~older~~ any women attractive, and we will prove it on the Cougar Cruise."

FTFY.

cyberworm

2009-12-10 04:26:17 AM

I'd go on that cruise.

Peaceboy

2009-12-10 04:34:08 AM

Destination:
cache.gifts.com

Petit_Merdeux

2009-12-10 04:53:08 AM

I find attractive women attractive.

doglover

2009-12-10 05:21:36 AM

I'd be happy to go on that cruise. How much will they pay me?

Epsilon

2009-12-10 05:31:02 AM

I seem to be too old to get "cougars". I'm turning 37 this week. They all want the 20-something guys. Confusing.

EverWatcher

2009-12-10 05:33:14 AM

Jennifer Tilly is 51, and Salma Hayek is 43 (and has produced a baby, at that).

On the other hand, do not confuse "possible" with "common" (or with "reasonably accessible").

Epsilon

2009-12-10 06:18:18 AM

EverWatcher: Jennifer Tilly is 51

Jennifer Tilly is 51? No way. I would definitely... uh, wait, I'll be back in a while.

baka-san

2009-12-10 06:24:21 AM

Epsilon: I seem to be too old to get "cougars". I'm turning 37 this week. They all want the 20-something guys. Confusing.

turning 39 on mon.

ANd if we end up with a 20 something woman, we are dirty old men or sugar daddies.

Epsilon

2009-12-10 06:26:33 AM

EverWatcher: Jennifer Tilly is 51, and Salma Hayek is 43 (and has produced a baby, at that).

Okay, I'm back. Regarding both Jennifer and Salma, you don't just have your tits hanging out there like that for no reason. You do that either because you want to attract some cock, or you want to tease us. Or both. Well since I'm likely not one of the guys who can get you into bed, I must assume you are just teasing me. But I like it, so keep it up.

Crunch61

2009-12-10 06:54:04 AM

baka-san: Epsilon: I seem to be too old to get "cougars". I'm turning 37 this week. They all want the 20-something guys. Confusing.

turning 39 on mon.

ANd if we end up with a 20 something woman, we ~~are dirty old men or sugar daddies~~ have lots of money and don't care what anyone else thinks.

/ftfy
//think 37 is bad? wait 'til 47.

Tr0mBoNe

2009-12-10 06:54:15 AM

How much?

dogawful

2009-12-10 06:54:40 AM

why pay over 1000$ to go on a cougar cruise... if I want old leather labia i can just head down to the local trailer bar...

//Southern Comfort Lounge FTW!

////Double the slashies for the double wide bar!!!

Markoff_Cheney

2009-12-10 06:55:36 AM

didnt they try this already? and they had to cancel the trip due to lack of interest?
that said, I like boobs.

Nick Nostril

2009-12-10 06:55:42 AM

Dibikad

2009-12-10 06:58:26 AM

Never had the desire to sleep with someone that is old enough to be my mom, or was in college while I was in middle school. And don't worry, no double standard here, I think it's creepy as hell when guys get with much younger girls.

40 watt range

2009-12-10 07:02:14 AM

Why is this unlikely?

I don't seek out older women, but age is certainly not a disqualifier. Fat, stupid, or ugly are my only disqualifiers. Any effects aging had on these parameters of course are unfortunate, but age alone doesn't matter to me at all.

KiwDaWabbit

2009-12-10 07:02:45 AM

One of the more attractive things about them is that they would normally not be gung ho about pooping out a kid unless they're running for Vice President. Hello, I want to see Jimmy graduate college after I start drawing Social Security.

Type40

2009-12-10 07:05:19 AM

I find older women attractive, and younger women, and women my age,

My pr0n name is Tom Seaview

2009-12-10 07:06:58 AM

cyberworm: I'd go on that cruise.

What I came to say.
I'm 48, and no longer thin, but I'd do just fine on that boat... women my age like me, and the slightly less hot ones would turn to me after a few rejections.

As long as they weigh less than their IQ, they're hot to me...

/second choice FTW!!!!

My pr0n name is Tom Seaview

2009-12-10 07:08:51 AM

baka-san: if we end up with a 20 something woman, we are dirty old men or sugar daddies.

When I was 39, I married a 25-year-old lawyer... we're still together after 9 years.

baka-san

2009-12-10 07:13:59 AM

My pr0n name is Tom Seaview: baka-san: if we end up with a 20 something woman, we are dirty old men or sugar daddies.

When I was 39, I married a 25-year-old lawyer... we're still together after 9 years.

Congrats.

Just saying...

I eat mop

2009-12-10 07:15:42 AM

Cougar? I hardly know her!

The Cat Who Walks By Herself

2009-12-10 07:15:47 AM

My pr0n name is Tom Seaview: cyberworm:As long as they weigh less than their IQ, they're hot to me...

Where's that quizzical dog when I need it? Average IQ is 100.

squirmster

2009-12-10 07:21:58 AM

Tickets from $125! That's exclusive.

Roadogs

2009-12-10 07:22:20 AM

Excerpts from...

Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).

...in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

2nd. - Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great...

8th and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Lipspinach

2009-12-10 07:22:58 AM

dogawful: why pay over 1000$ to go on a cougar cruise... if I want old leather labia i can just head down to the local trailer bar...

//Southern Comfort Lounge FTW!

////Double the slashies for the double wide bar!!!

You sound like an idiot. Don't know many women do you?

squirmster

2009-12-10 07:23:09 AM

The Cat Who Walks By Herself: My pr0n name is Tom Seaview: cyberworm:As long as they weigh less than their IQ, they're hot to me...

Where's that quizzical dog when I need it? Average IQ is 100.

Maybe he means KG?

Alphax

2009-12-10 07:24:20 AM

I heard something about this cruise earlier.. had trouble finding enough Cougars. No shortage of men.

/almost 39, but look somewhat young for my age. Still getting no action whatsoever..

at80eighty

2009-12-10 07:24:46 AM

Don Keipunch

2009-12-10 07:25:34 AM

CarnySaur

2009-12-10 07:26:42 AM

Roadogs: Excerpts from...

Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).

...in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

2nd. - Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great...

8th and Lastly They are so grateful!!

What happened to 1 and 3 through 7? Or was Ben Franklin not good at the maths?

dna_level_c

2009-12-10 07:31:16 AM

CarnySaur: What happened to 1 and 3 through 7?

What part of "excerpts from..." do you not understand?

Roadogs

2009-12-10 07:32:27 AM

CarnySaur: Roadogs: Excerpts from...

Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).

...in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

2nd. - Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great...

8th and Lastly They are so grateful!!

What happened to 1 and 3 through 7? Or was Ben Franklin not good at the maths?

Just the highlights...

6. Because the sin is less. The debauching of a virgin may be her ruin, and make her for life unhappy.

museisluse

2009-12-10 07:32:27 AM

Epsilon: EverWatcher: Jennifer Tilly is 51, and Salma Hayek is 43 (and has produced a baby, at that).

Okay, I'm back. Regarding both Jennifer and Salma, you don't just have your tits hanging out there like that for no reason. You do that either because you want to attract some cock, or you want to tease us. Or both. Well since I'm likely not one of the guys who can get you into bed, I must assume you are just teasing me. But I like it, so keep it up.

8 minutes?

RockChalkH1N1

2009-12-10 07:34:36 AM

HAHA!!! For some reason I think this is just going to turn into a giant orgy in the middle of the gulf

mikemoto

2009-12-10 07:36:05 AM

Any farkettes on this cruise?

Epsilon

2009-12-10 07:37:37 AM

museisluse: 8 minutes?

That includes the time it took me to type that second post.

musmatta

2009-12-10 07:39:35 AM

"The truth is that there are millions of American men who are desperate, and we will prove it on the Cougar Cruise."

Fixed it for you!

ElDestroyo

2009-12-10 07:40:18 AM

Roadogs: CarnySaur: Roadogs:

Just the highlights...

You left out the best one IMO:

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

LoneVVolf

2009-12-10 07:42:36 AM

May god have mercy on the pirates that try to ransom THAT boat...

Kenny B

2009-12-10 07:43:14 AM

gglibertine

2009-12-10 07:44:01 AM

Fear not, 30-something guys. Some of us are old enough to think of you as younger men.

/42, with a 38-year-old boyfriend

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2009-12-10 07:44:35 AM

My pr0n name is Tom Seaview: cyberworm: I'd go on that cruise.

What I came to say.
I'm 48, and no longer thin, but I'd do just fine on that boat... women my age like me, and the slightly less hot ones would turn to me after a few rejections.

As long as they weigh less than their IQ, they're hot to me...

/second choice FTW!!!!

So a bulimic retard is good then?

Observatory

2009-12-10 07:45:21 AM

Did someone say cougars?

pic.bgstuff.net

blowfish2000

2009-12-10 07:46:32 AM

Epsilon: EverWatcher: Jennifer Tilly is 51, and Salma Hayek is 43 (and has produced a baby, at that).

Okay, I'm back. Regarding both Jennifer and Salma, you don't just have your tits hanging out there like that for no reason. You do that either because you want to attract some cock, or you want to tease us. Or both. Well since I'm likely not one of the guys who can get you into bed, I must assume you are just teasing me.

I disagree. You don't groom up your best assets and disply your charms for a purpose other than to look nice. The purpose is not to tease.

This whole "cougar" thing -- it's completely cool that the older women/younger man hookup thing is becoming so much more acceptable and commonplace, but look at how urgent people are to make it out to be sad and desperate -- women in their sexual prime something to be laughed at? really? Not the article, but SNL skits making "cougars" out to be borderline geriatric deperate characatures of humans is really disturbing; why is the prospect of women having sex - for fun! - STILL such a sticking point after centuries of dealing with this crap. So Jennifer Tilly's rack is hanging out -- she's cute and sexy, so what? They're trying to look good - mission accomplished. No one is surprised when 23 year olds do it - why does age matter if all the parts are in the right place?

/rant over
/age 42, about to be a single mom
/could you tell?

BlowPopGirl

2009-12-10 07:48:38 AM

Another factor that I have discovered over the years of becoming "Older Me"... some women who had their children quite young have a tendency to find their self esteem in a new way as they separate their identity from Just Mommy to that of a parent of older and more independent children. A lot of women don't acknowledge how much they like sex and attention until they have that separation (self example).

Doctor Jan Itor

2009-12-10 07:48:43 AM

Blink

2009-12-10 07:49:01 AM

ElDestroyo: 5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

Ya know, that kinda fits my findings. If you ever want to know how old a girl/woman is -- look at her hair. It's almost impossible nowadays to tell the difference between a 16-yr old (trying to look older) versus a 26-yr old (attempting to look young). But I'm telling you, the hair on their head gives it all away.

logistic

2009-12-10 07:51:41 AM

Sorry, but not many 40 year old women do insane shiat in bed. "Sexual prime" isn't how I'd phrase it. Early twenties and begging to be choked until they are *just on the edge* of unconscious beats sex "maturity" any day.

Or...uh...so I heard....

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