I admittedly didn't follow the R. Kelly legal drama too closely, but how the hell did he get off? Wasn't there a videotape of him pissing on a 15 year old and then farking her brains out? Or maybe that was in the opposite order, he farked her and then pissed on her, I don't know. But how the hell?

Riley: Oh, I seen that girl, she aint little. I'm little, Gary Coleman's little, Mini-Me is little, and to the best of my knowledge we all managed to avoid getting peed on so far.
Tom: But what about the victim!!!
Riley: Oh yes, the victim! At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin', i move. She saw piss comin', she stayed, and why should i have to miss out on the next R. Kelly album just for that!!!

Pee

I thought you Farkers would be buying R. Kelly albums in bulk
/Well that's what I get from some threads

"The only thing that make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I'm gonna piss on it."

/we miss you dave chappelle, wherever you are.

Epsilon: I admittedly didn't follow the R. Kelly legal drama too closely, but how the hell did he get off? Wasn't there a videotape of him pissing on a 15 year old and then farking her brains out? Or maybe that was in the opposite order, he farked her and then pissed on her, I don't know. But how the hell?

The jury system + good lawyers + refusal of the girl to testify + technicalities (poor video quality etc) = free R Kelly.

At some point he claimed the man on the tape to be someone else and later his brother.

Ah my friend went to this concert. She told me he was wearing a jock strap during the show, took it off, threw it into the audience, and the woman who caught it put it around her neck for the rest of the show.

/Yuck

Vertdang: "The only thing that make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I'm gonna piss on it."

/we miss you dave chappelle, wherever you are.

"Drip Drip Drip."

/was there doo doo butter?

Epsilon: I admittedly didn't follow the R. Kelly legal drama too closely, but how the hell did he get off? Wasn't there a videotape of him pissing on a 15 year old and then farking her brains out? Or maybe that was in the opposite order, he farked her and then pissed on her, I don't know. But how the hell?

Maybe the correct order is the deciding factor here?

Vertdang: "The only thing that make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I'm gonna piss on it."

/we miss you dave chappelle, wherever you are.

Came for this. Leaving happy.

Vertdang: "The only thing that make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I'm gonna piss on it."

/we miss you dave chappelle, wherever you are.

work day doesnt seem so bad now. thanks

Tyrone Biggums: Vertdang: "The only thing that make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
I'm gonna piss on it."

/we miss you dave chappelle, wherever you are.

Came for this. Leaving happy.

Don't forget her hair, Robert.

GimpyNip: Check out his new song 'Pregnant' on YouTube. Hilarious. This guy can not be serious.

/"Imma knock you up"


hes doing the dice thing to much

This is the remix edition,
of the song about pissin'

I like how chappelle setup his "for what it's worth act" when he started talking about r. kelly -

"i ran into r kelly a while ago, that ni**a is mad at me. there aint no punchline, no joke... that ni**a just MAD!"

Sherjo311: I like how chappelle setup his "for what it's worth act" when he started talking about r. kelly -

"i ran into r kelly a while ago, that ni**a is mad at me. there aint no punchline, no joke... that ni**a just MAD!"

It was actually on Chappelle's show.

/just sayin'
//not trying to be an ass

Phil Clinton: Sherjo311: I like how chappelle setup his "for what it's worth act" when he started talking about r. kelly -

"i ran into r kelly a while ago, that ni**a is mad at me. there aint no punchline, no joke... that ni**a just MAD!"

It was actually on Chappelle's show.

/just sayin'
//not trying to be an ass

that was on the show? haven't watched any episodes in years... could'a sworn he used that in his stand up material during the CS years