But there is no basement in the Alam--ohhhhh, I see what you did there.

You know, in all honesty, "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" was actually a pretty damn good movie. Okay, Big Top Pee Wee sucked and everything he did after that sucked, but at least give the guy some credit for the one movie he put out that really was good. That's not easy to do.

And I don't give two shiats that he was jerking off in a porn theater. I've done worse things in my life. I think he got railroaded on that because he was supposed to have this squeaky clean image for the kids and parents freaked out. Bill Cosby put it best when he came to Reubens' defense and said quite simply, "Whatever he did, he didn't do it to the children. Leave the guy alone." Cosby was right.

I think that Alamo tour guide should have been fired. It seemed like a gross overreaction. It's pretty much her job to make sure people have a fun and educating experience when people visit the Alamo. One guy asks a question about an alleged basement, and rather than just answer his question, she laughs in his face and encourages the crowd to join in. She continues on even after he shows a look of distress and panic, laughing harder as he runs clean away.

Razorwolf: I think that Alamo tour guide should have been fired. It seemed like a gross overreaction. It's pretty much her job to make sure people have a fun and educating experience when people visit the Alamo. One guy asks a question about an alleged basement, and rather than just answer his question, she laughs in his face and encourages the crowd to join in. She continues on even after he shows a look of distress and panic, laughing harder as he runs clean away.

We Texans don't take kindly to no yankees asking stupid questions about The Alamo. Y'all go to the Vatican and ask where the pope takes a shiat?

ANDY!?!?!?

that movie cracks me up everytime. They've been playing it on Encore and I love it.

I was thinking that too about the whole porno theater "violation" and how it ruined him for no good reason. I mean just the other day me and Francis were t--

FRANCIS!

Pee Wee's Big Adventure was an awesome movie, and I hope this new movie measures up.

He's going to have a hard time convincing Large Marge to give up her lucrative granny-trucker-shock-porn gig.

xanadian: Epsilon: And I don't give two shiats that he was jerking off in a porn theater. I've done worse things in my life. I think he got railroaded on that because he was supposed to have this squeaky clean image for the kids and parents freaked out.

This is the same guy who starred in "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie" and "Blues Brothers," by the way.

Paul Reubens had a starring role in "Blues Brothers"? Not sure if you'd call a part billed as "waiter" a starring role.

We watched "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" a couple of weeks ago with the kids and they loved it. One of my favorite movies.

//The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back!

The stars at night, are big and bright...

sacapunta: We watched "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" a couple of weeks ago with the kids and they loved it. One of my favorite movies.

//The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back!

It's like you're unraveling a cable-knit sweater...that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting!

emocomputerjock: The stars at night, are big and bright...

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!

Surprise buttsex.

Smiths: I was thinking that too about the whole porno theater "violation" and how it ruined him for no good reason. I mean just the other day me and Francis were t--

FRANCIS!

It was a more innocent time, I guess.

In other news, people actually went to porno theaters at one time.

will go see

'I'm a maverick Dotty, a lone wolf.'

heh, Peewee makes me teehee.

And yet Bob Sagat had the whole aristocrats things and still got a family TV show as well.

Zee world... it be strange sometimes.

dervish16108: Pee Wee's Big Adventure was an awesome movie, and I hope this new movie measures up.

It was on just last night on Starz or something.

I forgot how delightfully silly it is.

braedan: emocomputerjock: The stars at night, are big and bright...

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!

See what I mean?

According to this article, Laurence Fishburne was unavailable to play Cowboy Curtis in the new stage production, but was willing to appear in the movie.

Oh, and no Captain Carl (R.I.P. Phil Hartman).

Is it wrong that this makes my day? Its hilarious to see him doing this character again. I'd watch the movie, I loved the show when I was a little kid. Hell I still love that first movie.

/Then We Hang 'em
//Then We Kill 'em

Add me to the pile of "Paul Reubens got screwed" commenters. If liking porn is his worst crime, that makes him a better man than 90% of Hollywood.

I... I remember the Alamo.

puckrock2000: According to this article, Laurence Fishburne was unavailable to play Cowboy Curtis in the new stage production, but was willing to appear in the movie.

Sweeet... so if they ever do another movie we'll have to make sure we get our money in Brylcream before hand.

I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!

I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel....

/meka leka hi meka hiney ho

TEQUILA!!!!

best line ever - when he appeared on some awards show some time after all the movie theater fapping stuff happened:

"Heard any good jokes lately?"

I loved it.
At the time, i probably knew 30+ peewee fapping jokes. i only remember one now... :^(

Epsilon:
And I don't give two shiats that he was jerking off in a porn theater. I've done worse things in my life. I think he got railroaded on that because he was supposed to have this squeaky clean image for the kids and parents freaked out. Bill Cosby put it best when he came to Reubens' defense and said quite simply, "Whatever he did, he didn't do it to the children. Leave the guy alone." Cosby was right.

You know, every time I see a picture of Pee-Wee Herman, I have a visceral reaction and the word "Pervert" pops into my head. I had totally forgotten that he had just beat off in a porno theatre. fark, I myself have done more risque and illegal things before I had turned 20! It's really kinda scary and sad how out overprotective my generation's parents were, and I'm kinda surprised how normal we...are...

Ah shiat, nevermind that last part.

BioGuy741: Epsilon:
And I don't give two shiats that he was jerking off in a porn theater. I've done worse things in my life. I think he got railroaded on that because he was supposed to have this squeaky clean image for the kids and parents freaked out. Bill Cosby put it best when he came to Reubens' defense and said quite simply, "Whatever he did, he didn't do it to the children. Leave the guy alone." Cosby was right.

You know, every time I see a picture of Pee-Wee Herman, I have a visceral reaction and the word "Pervert" pops into my head. I had totally forgotten that he had just beat off in a porno theatre. fark, I myself have done more risque and illegal things before I had turned 20! It's really kinda scary and sad how out overprotective my generation's parents were, and I'm kinda surprised how normal we...are...

Ah shiat, nevermind that last part.

To be fair to Pee-wee, what the hell else are you supposed to do at a porno theater? Watch an entire pornographic movie from start to finish, then go home to wank, hoping your chub survives the subway ride home, changing, and turning out the lights?

phedex: Is it wrong that this makes my day? Its hilarious to see him doing this character again. I'd watch the movie, I loved the show when I was a little kid. Hell I still love that first movie.

/Then We Hang 'em
//Then We Kill 'em

I say we let him go.



I can't wait to see a new Pee Wee movie. I hope it is as full or awesomeness as Pee Wee's Big Adventure. It's still funny after all these years. My wife asked me to hold the steering wheel a few weeks ago and I still had to break into a Pee Wee laugh.

Fano: To be fair to Pee-wee, what the hell else are you supposed to do at a porno theater? Watch an entire pornographic movie from start to finish, then go home to wank, hoping your chub survives the subway ride home, changing, and turning out the lights?

Always wondered about that myself. How the hell did people live before the Internet?

Epsilon:Bill Cosby put it best when he came to Reubens' defense and said quite simply, "Whatever he did, he didn't do it to the children. Leave the guy alone." Cosby was right.

I liked Gilbert Godfreys comment;

"If masturbation was a capital offense, I'd be on death row."