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(CNN)   US rejects Taliban plan to ask bin Laden to leave   ( divider line
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2001-09-20 11:12:10 AM  
Just give us what we want, and we will go away.
2001-09-20 11:12:46 AM  
Great first they ground him now they ask him to leave... Great I swear they are going to recommend sending him to bed without dinner as an appropriate punishment.
2001-09-20 11:22:38 AM  
CNN needs some pictures of boobies.. that might help
2001-09-20 11:22:45 AM  
They will never give him up, until they no longer exist.

Jihad will mean extensive terrorism everywhere. No more shopping malls or restaurants for me.

Imagine when all of the terrorists ALREADY here become walking bombs - scary as hell.
2001-09-20 11:24:47 AM  
The leader of the Taliban, Mullah Mohammed Omar, went into hiding even before the US made a decision! They know they're bullshiatting, and they know that we know that they're bullshiatting, so it's just a stall's not as if they really have anything to bargain with (except the US's morality of not attacking without evidence).

PS: Does anyone know what the penalty for murder is in Afghanistan? What about massacres? Or hate crimes/genocide?

Even better, what happens when you stall the Taliban? I'm pretty sure they're unforgiving...
2001-09-20 11:26:17 AM  
Ok, tried to submit this, and it didn't work for me kept getting the already submitted thingy, but it was from 09-22-2000. Anyways......

Open a text editor, type Q33NY, change the font to WingDings, and enlarge. Is M$ trying to tell us something?
2001-09-20 11:30:29 AM  
Yeah, they're stalling. Or they can't make up their farking minds. Now I think it's come down to "Hand over bin Laden and we MIGHT go away!"
2001-09-20 11:30:44 AM  
I would rather know the punishment for aiding Murderers, hell even theives for that matter...

Bad Bin Laden....
No Cookie for you...

I am alll for bringing back assasinations at this point..
2001-09-20 11:35:09 AM  
I guess this means the commencement of the all out bombing of Afghanistan.

Get ready for more terrorist activity as well, along with a holy war.

Oh boy!
2001-09-20 11:35:34 AM  
Leave Afghanistan? At this point who the hell would take him (as in 'protect' him)? No one, methinks.
2001-09-20 11:35:45 AM  
Taleban: Osama, could you please leave?

Osama: No.

Taleban: OK, America, we tried everything we could do. Please don't bomb us!
2001-09-20 11:35:48 AM  
We were discussing this at work about an hour ago - we think it's quite a canny move on the part of the Taleban, who can now say 'we are not harbouring him, we asked him to leave', and so will cry foul if the allies force it's hand.

More improtantly it makes Pakistan's position more difficult as it will be seen as a concilliatory gesture by many Ilamic countries in the region that the US has rejected without even pretending to consider it.

Incidentally, I actually agree with the US that it's a lame-ass stalling tactic, but a clever one.
2001-09-20 11:36:26 AM  
Let's send him a postcard telling him he's won a free lifetime supply of Curry Flavor Ramen Noodles and when he shows up to redeem it our special forces commandos can hit him on the head with a frying pan and lock him in a box and take him up on a plane and then open the door and give him a parachute but instead of a parachute in the sack our Delta Force commandos will have replaced it with forks and knives and when he opens the chute it will just be forks and knives and he will think: "Oh Crap!" and shiat himself and just when he is about to hit the ground our green beret commandos will inflate a huge air mattress so he doesn't die and then we'll say: "Sorry dude, that was mean" and then we'll put him in a car and return him to the taliban but just as we get there we'll TURN the car around and laugh at him when he gets sad and we'll keep calling him Poopypants and then we'll make him eat Hardee's until his gut is about to explode and then we'll make Roseanne jump up and down on his belly until several gallons of greasy tastless food shoots out of his bung hole and he'll start crying saying "My BUNGHOLE!" in his foreign language and then we'll do the dropping him out of the plane thing again because that will have gotten excellent viewer ratings on all the major networks and then we'll duct tape him to the side of MTV New York so he can be immersed in lovely American Capitalist Culture until he starves to death or all of his bowels fall out of his bung hole or New Yorkers tear him off the wall and use him to beat the hell out of Carson Daily and then he'll die if he's lucky.

sorry, too much coffee this morning
2001-09-20 11:39:34 AM  
Did any one hear Clinton's response yesterday in an interview regarding the US ban of assassinations, his reply was that it only concerned Heads of State, not neccesarily criminals? Something along those lines I apologize for not having an exact quote.
2001-09-20 11:41:08 AM  
Like we expected anything different?
Hear that sound? That is the sound of one pissed country reving up for the race.
2001-09-20 11:43:10 AM  
theres another one In MSOFt Word TYPE NYC , change the font ot webdings, then to wingdings....hmmm interesting
2001-09-20 11:45:02 AM  
i am so farking pissed at verizon right now.
2001-09-20 11:49:39 AM  
Did Clinton say that it depends on what the word, "assassination" is?
2001-09-20 11:52:32 AM  
"Open a text editor, type Q33NY, change the font to WingDings, and enlarge. Is M$ trying to tell us something?"

That is a little creepy... it would be MORE creepy if Q33NY meant something.
2001-09-20 11:53:36 AM  
well, he didn't use terms like "Assassination relations" or anything.
2001-09-20 11:54:40 AM  
Haw haw haw
2001-09-20 11:56:12 AM  
yeah my bad, couldn't resist.
2001-09-20 11:56:22 AM  
Midgettossa has my vote for Attorney General. That was really friggin funny. I mean, I think you went overboard at the end but the ramen noodles and parachute with silverware?! Great.
2001-09-20 11:57:59 AM  
I plan on living normally. no terrorist is gonna make me change my life. normal life = sleep with a .357 under my pillow, carry a .9mm everywhere I go, have a bulletproof vest in my truck along with a 2week supply of food and water and the biggest knife you've ever seen, have a month supply of food and water at my house along with various weapons for personal defense and my personal bunker filled with a lifetime supply of porn, Vaseline and kleenex. Life as normal.....
2001-09-20 12:00:07 PM  
"I did not have assassination relations with that country..."
2001-09-20 12:01:55 PM  
Bin Laden can leave like this.
Click here
2001-09-20 12:04:50 PM  
I just love how after 20,000 people are murdered by these people you still have people saying well if we do something we are going to cause a holy war and the terrorists will attack America.

It's like a Jew in a concentration camp telling his wife "Don't do anything Jewish honey and maybe they won't notice us."

The Holy War already exists people. You may have noticed that the terrorist are already striking.

"Let them hate us so long as they fear us!" They already hate us time to work on the fear part.
2001-09-20 12:04:58 PM  
Redbull_(UK): That works for me.
2001-09-20 12:10:10 PM  
Q33NY... how hard would it be for someone to just make that up? Ok, the N being a skull and crossbone and the Y being a Star of David is a LITTLE weird, but it's easily just coincidence.

As far as the Q33... please. An airplane and 2 pieces of lined paper? Supposed to be the WTC's? That's quite a stretch. You gotta figure there are probably 210 x 2 webdings/wingdings characters.

As far as the NYC = I love newyork/Death to Jews... that is a little strange.

Maybe some dumbass font programmer was trying to be clever. It's not the dead sea scrolls... OR Miss Cleo.
2001-09-20 12:12:23 PM  
heheh.. Miss Cleo.. "Call me NOw!"
2001-09-20 12:13:38 PM  
Taleban out of my uterus!
2001-09-20 12:15:08 PM  
I saw a documentary last night on CNN, a British woman whose family was from Afghanistan went "undercover" as an Afghan woman to show what living conditions are like, etc.

PS: Does anyone know what the penalty for murder is in Afghanistan? What about massacres? Or hate crimes/genocide?

They execute them. Also the prostitutes, the homosexuals, and any woman who tries to work or get an education. They perform these executions in the soccer ("football") stadium that the international community built for them. Some they hang from the goals, some they shoot on the penalty lines.

Nice! I would hate, after seeing the documentary, to see Afghanistan get bombed. I would, however, like to see the Taliban executed in the soccer stadium.
2001-09-20 12:45:53 PM  
In the words of the immortal 2Pac:

"Burn m*****f*****, you deserve to die."

What does it all mean??
2001-09-20 12:48:11 PM  
Thank you for your vote of confidence Cowboybebop. I assure all of you Farkers that under my ironfisted rule our assassinations will not only be efficient reminders to the universe that we will not be farked with, but will provide exciting visual stimuli to all. And boobies, I promise boobies.
2001-09-20 02:44:54 PM  
PS... Teh whole Q33NY thing was brought to my attention (I told BlackVampyr about it) by a collegue who livfes and works in Pakistan. This is Propaganda material circulating amongst the tech crowd there to claim that Israel was behind the WTC bombings to frame the Muslims.. Just stupid people making stupid theories for other stupuid people to buy into.
2001-09-20 02:58:54 PM  
Rover Red Rover send Osama bin Laden right over.
2001-09-20 03:33:24 PM  
"And besides, even if we do make all the airports completely safe, terrorists will just start bombing other locations that are crowded.

Porn shops, crack houses, titty bars and gang bangs. You know-Entertainment venues!"

--Carlin, right as usual.

George Carlin for President! He sure has got more situational awareness than the Shrub.
2001-09-20 03:33:29 PM  
We will go to the tricky part..

Proving that bin Laden ordered or paid for this or bombing the Afghanis.

I wonder if 'endorsing or ordering terrorist attacks' is enough to be executed in Draconian Afghanistan.
2001-09-20 04:22:03 PM  
This is stupid. We should ACCEPT this offer, and when he's officially escorted out of the country ... has anyone ever been to jail and had warrants in another county/state? When you get to the door of the jail and step 1 foot out they arrest you again. We should do just this. We such ingrates to outright reject a proposal that we could reach our desired goal through with a little thought. Stupid farks.
2001-09-20 04:30:37 PM  
Perhaps ObL suggested the stall tactic in order to ENSURE that the U.S. would strike. That would probably persuade the Islamic countries that are still on the fence to take up ObL's 'cause'.
A strike at Afghanistan AFTER he's already slipped out of the country.
He'll prolly call from his cell phone in Somalia to congratulate Bush for killing a bunch of camels...
Why do I have to think up these things? Shouldn't Condolezza have thought about this scenario?
2001-09-20 05:18:28 PM  
Then again it could be a plot to get our troops over there so they can attack them enforce. Suck to be a US outpost overrun by like 5,000 dudes with Kalishnovs ... sure you kill 4,500 of them, but you're all dead and yer base is toast too
2001-09-21 09:25:10 AM  
Why would they accept it? Bush wants war. He has to boost his approval somehow before we have another election.
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