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(HeraldSun)   Kim Jong-il seizes all triplets in N. Korea because he's scared of them   (heraldsun.news.com.au) divider line 164
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2003-03-29 01:09:47 PM  
I'm going to be so glad when this asshat gets up-close-and-personal with a Tomahawk cruise missle.
 
2003-03-29 01:26:27 PM  
"Stalinist dictator Kim Jong-il has an irrational belief that a triplet could one day topple his regime."


"Yo, Jong-il...it's ALL good! You asshat."
 
2003-03-29 02:31:02 PM  
Why do Stalinists always have to be so freakin insane?
 
2003-03-29 02:31:35 PM  
That'd suck. I know a set of triplets... glad they aren't from North Korea. ;)
 
2003-03-29 03:59:12 PM  
Watch out, NK, don't anger the Triplet-American community...

 
2003-03-29 04:01:16 PM  
Triple action, now with braces...

 
2003-03-29 04:02:19 PM  
Please do not fap to the triplets...

 
2003-03-29 04:06:26 PM  
World's Weirdest Triplets:

 
2003-03-29 04:24:34 PM  
Please DO NOT fap to the Weirdest Triplets you sick farks!!
 
2003-03-29 04:26:00 PM  
 
2003-03-29 04:41:58 PM  
Gee seems perfectly normal to me.

Good thing this guy will have his very own nuke soon.
 
2003-03-29 04:53:20 PM  
Round up all the triplets we can get and invade his country. Not only will he kill them, but he'll have a heart attack and die too. Then the worst of both worlds will be dead and everyone elsewill be happy.
 
2003-03-29 04:53:32 PM  
Why does it seem to me that in Wldncrzy14's pic, it seems Jong Il is getting oral from an intern?
 
2003-03-29 04:54:42 PM  
sheeeesh, could Fark get just a little more phucking depressing today?
 
2003-03-29 04:55:30 PM  
Zork! Where's mein treeplets? WHERE'S MEIN TREEPLETS?!?! Ah, dere dey arrrrrr. Mineminemine...
 
2003-03-29 04:55:36 PM  
ZOIKES!
 
2003-03-29 04:56:38 PM  
Let's go get 'im!!!!!
 
2003-03-29 04:56:44 PM  
Sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy.

If you take all the triplets, drop them in sensory/affection deprivation for all their life, and tell them that this guy is responsible... what do you think will happen?
 
2003-03-29 04:56:49 PM  
That is wierd. Besides, Bush Senior's son is going to topple his adversary (Saddam), and Bush Jr's offspring are going to topple Jr's adversary (Kim Jong-il ). So it isn't triplets he should be afraid of, it should be twins.
 
2003-03-29 04:57:07 PM  
"The policy is carried out on the orders of Stalinist dictator Kim Jong-il, who has an irrational belief that a triplet could one day topple his regime"

US, UK and Australia?
 
2003-03-29 04:58:04 PM  
Trell It looks more like the heroin just started to kick in.
 
2003-03-29 04:58:08 PM  
He'd lose his mind with Sextuplets, eh?
 
2003-03-29 04:58:49 PM  
Herod?
 
2003-03-29 04:59:15 PM  
This has all the making of a bad action B-movie.
 
2003-03-29 04:59:15 PM  
And the propaganda war begins.
 
2003-03-29 05:00:03 PM  
Sick sad world
 
2003-03-29 05:00:31 PM  
Good thing they aren't in China. They'd just force you to have an abortion before they are even born.
 
2003-03-29 05:00:43 PM  
More like US, China, Russia... once they tire of this asshat stirring up trouble.
 
2003-03-29 05:01:34 PM  


Topple the Dictator!
 
2003-03-29 05:02:48 PM  
Syria is helping Iraq. Iran is part of the Axis of Evil. Now anti-N. Korea propaganda? Can't we settle on just one country for the next war?
 
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2003-03-29 05:02:55 PM  
I dunno, triplets kinda freak me out too. You can't blame the guy, if I was the ruler of my country I would prolly come up with loads of silly and half assed ideas to pass the time.
 
2003-03-29 05:03:13 PM  
Fear not, these girls are still okay!


COME BACK, MOTHRA!
COME BACK, MOTHRA!
 
2003-03-29 05:05:05 PM  
I was thinking the same thing JOHNDX...

If this is true, this may be the most disturbing thing he has come up with yet.
 
2003-03-29 05:05:15 PM  
Awesome, we'll have someone else to attack as soon as we're done with Iraq.
 
2003-03-29 05:06:22 PM  
What a sick freak, every one knows its octuplets that topple regimes.
 
2003-03-29 05:07:04 PM  
but North Korea essentially operates a state religion infused with superstition, astrology and a personality cult that glorifies Kim as a unique individual.

I wonder if he has a direct-phone line to Miss Cleo.
 
2003-03-29 05:07:18 PM  
"Triplets are supplied by the state free of charge with clothing, bedding, a one-year supply of dairy products and a pre-school subsidy, and special medical workers take charge of such mothers and children and care for their health."



I think the least old man Jong-il could do now is throw in a bicycle built for three.
 
2003-03-29 05:08:25 PM  


Not only that, he has their hair combed like his too.
 
2003-03-29 05:09:05 PM  
Alright, you're next farker! As soon as We're done kicking ass in the desert, We're going to stick a boot up your ass!
 
2003-03-29 05:11:02 PM  
Jebus Christ this maniac is running an entire country!!
 
2003-03-29 05:11:16 PM  
If there's one thing mythology has taught me, it's that if prophecies predict that a child will kill you, the best thing to do is take it away from its parents and leave it alive. Then it's smooth sailin'!
 
2003-03-29 05:11:21 PM  
Or will China beat us to it? Man, it has GOT to suck to be in NK.
 
2003-03-29 05:11:29 PM  
That nutter in North Korea is more of a threat than Saddam ever was...
 
2003-03-29 05:12:26 PM  
No kidding Timberbeast ... After Saddam goes down, we're coming for you, KJI.
 
2003-03-29 05:13:03 PM  
And some people call him mad?!?!?!

 
2003-03-29 05:13:07 PM  
It is a little known fact that North Korean dictator Kim Jon Il frequents YAHOO!, and not the site translated in Korean.

other than that...

What is he doing in this picture?

a) Counting the dots on the ceiling
b) Thinking about kidnapping Mothra Haiku Twins so they can summon Mothra if Godzilla is pist.
c) Getting a hummer
d) Wishing he coud haved b and c but will have to resort to surfing the internet looking for porn while doing the same thing he does every night, Pinky: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

/narf
 
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2003-03-29 05:13:45 PM  
03-29-03 04:59:15 PM Arch Stanton


And the apologists for Kim are getting warmed up.
 
2003-03-29 05:13:57 PM  
Damn! If Saddam is insane then WTF is Kim Jong il?? He probably thinks that something terrible happens if get them wet or feed them after midnight too!
 
2003-03-29 05:14:33 PM  
03-29-03 04:26:00 PM Wldncrzy14

I was hoping someone had posted that when I clicked open the thread, job well done.
 
2003-03-29 05:14:57 PM  
3 times is the charm:
 
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