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		Explicit MySpace and text messages get Louisiana man charged with "Improper solicitation of a juvenile." So what's the proper way to do it, then? (nola.com)		66
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NuttierThanEver

2009-12-09 10:16:18 AM

Insert FREE CANDY Van Pic here

dbirchall

2009-12-09 10:25:17 AM

I bet he knows.

Epiphani

2009-12-09 10:54:09 AM

Let me know when teenagers can be charged with inappropriate solicitation of an adult.

Sybarite

2009-12-09 11:03:40 AM

New Moon tickets?

NeauxFear

2009-12-09 12:10:22 PM

Sybarite: New Moon tickets?

Or even better, this (new window) is pedobear-approved...

WTF Indeed

2009-12-09 12:21:24 PM

I thought Myspace was the new digital ghetto?

/too obscure Fark story?

Thresher

2009-12-09 12:22:47 PM

"Let me know when teenagers can be charged with inappropriate solicitation of an adult."
You asked for it. You got it. Great F-in movie btw.

medius

2009-12-09 12:22:54 PM

the only proper way:

punditonline.files.wordpress.com

nitro316

2009-12-09 12:23:06 PM

I thought that's how it was supposed to be done. They need a guide book or something

headstone

2009-12-09 12:24:49 PM

Headline: ...So what's the proper way to do it, then?

FTFA: "But when St. Charles Parish detectives went to arrest Michael G. Meany Jr., they discovered that he already was in custody in New Orleans in a similar crime"
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That ain't it....
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/Practice doesn't always make perfect....

Pope Michael of Discordia

2009-12-09 12:27:37 PM

The question is, do I WANT TO KNOW the proper way...?

Barakku

2009-12-09 12:28:09 PM

You gotta do it big. Don't just send little texts.
farm4.static.flickr.com

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-09 12:28:50 PM

Epiphani: Let me know when teenagers can be charged with inappropriate solicitation of an adult.

This.

Teenage girls should not be exploited, but sometimes they do it to themselves.

Sofa King Smart

2009-12-09 12:29:07 PM

I thought the preferred fark-approved method for all situations was: excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

palelizard

2009-12-09 12:30:05 PM

Explicit MySpace and text messages get Louisiana man charged with "Improper solicitation of a juvenile." So what's the proper way to do it, then?

Facebook. MySpace is sooo, like, two years ago.

mraythor83

2009-12-09 12:30:16 PM

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-09 12:31:50 PM

medius: the only proper way:

Your're rock candy baby
hard sweet and sticky

vegasj

2009-12-09 12:32:53 PM

a/s/l ?

Ed Willy

2009-12-09 12:33:36 PM

Subby So what's the proper way to do it, then?

In Louisiana, you ask her father for her and offer a six pack of his favorite brew. He shouldn't be hard to approach since he's your brother and lives in the next trailer over.

Ponzholio

2009-12-09 12:35:25 PM

Thresher: "Let me know when teenagers can be charged with inappropriate solicitation of an adult."
You asked for it. You got it. Great F-in movie btw.

mysteryofiniquity.files.wordpress.com

Great movie??? I deleted half my 'friends' after watching that...

StarshipPooper

2009-12-09 12:37:38 PM

What happens if a retard gets it on with a kid? Take a 35 year old but with the mind of a 5 year old. If he did naughty things with a kid, does he get a pass?

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-09 12:37:41 PM

Ed Willy: Subby So what's the proper way to do it, then?

In Louisiana, you ask her father for her and offer a six pack of his favorite brew. He shouldn't be hard to approach since he's your brother and lives in the next trailer over.

You are young and stupid, and have no concept on how the real world operates.

Sapper_Topo

2009-12-09 12:38:43 PM

Thresher: "Let me know when teenagers can be charged with inappropriate solicitation of an adult."
You asked for it. You got it. Great F-in movie btw.

I just Wikid this, and holy shiat! Twists like Old Boy eh?

gilgigamesh

2009-12-09 12:39:00 PM

Alright Louisiana farkers.

Which one of us was it?

Just checking in to prove it isn't me. Ain't no net in OPP.

headstone

2009-12-09 12:42:09 PM

Ed Willy: Subby So what's the proper way to do it, then?

In Louisiana, you ask her father for her and offer a six pack of his favorite brew. He shouldn't be hard to approach since he's your brother and lives in the next trailer over.

AbbeySomeone: You are young and stupid, and have no concept on how the real world operates.
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You're absolutely right. You'd have to offer at LEAST a case, and probably a good huntin' dog....
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/jk

MasterThief

2009-12-09 12:42:41 PM

"Tag and release."

Earl of Chives

2009-12-09 12:45:24 PM

gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yf6xb8p

Hmmm, something fap-worthy from gorgor...I can't decide if that's change I can believe in or not.

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-09 12:45:27 PM

headstone: Ed Willy: Subby So what's the proper way to do it, then?

In Louisiana, you ask her father for her and offer a six pack of his favorite brew. He shouldn't be hard to approach since he's your brother and lives in the next trailer over.

AbbeySomeone: You are young and stupid, and have no concept on how the real world operates.
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You're absolutely right. You'd have to offer at LEAST a case, and probably a good huntin' dog....
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/jk

Well yeah

MBooda

2009-12-09 12:46:07 PM

So what's the proper way to do it, then?

In Louisiana?

With the really big throws.

www.christianclothingblog.com

/show 'em, I'll throw 'em

Crunch61

2009-12-09 12:49:54 PM

Are 15-year old criminals that are charged as adults thereafter legal?

Quendor

2009-12-09 12:49:56 PM

Thresher: "Let me know when teenagers can be charged with inappropriate solicitation of an adult."
You asked for it. You got it. Great F-in movie btw.

I, too, thought it was excellent.

Gaumond

2009-12-09 12:54:45 PM

People still use myspace?

AbbeySomeone

2009-12-09 12:55:15 PM

MBooda: So what's the proper way to do it, then?

In Louisiana?

With the really big throws.

/show 'em, I'll throw 'em

When I was there, I made sure I got the good beads.

Lenin

2009-12-09 12:55:17 PM

I wonder if this guy lived near me. Either way, I'll be able to find out with the sex offender registry when he's out. Veterans blvd ftw!@$

Goodfella

2009-12-09 12:55:28 PM

Similar to when someone differentiates "white slavery" from just plain old "slavery."

"Darn tootin, there's some slavery goin' on over there."

"Eh, no biggie."

"But it's white slavery!"

"zOMG stop the press this is horrible how could they!"

EZ Writer

2009-12-09 12:57:52 PM

This thread has epic jailbait potential... please don't disappoint me Fark.

DirkTheDaring

2009-12-09 01:00:46 PM

Gaumond: People still use myspace?

*(The only active user of MySpace is a 32mb Flash file that loads improperly and obfuscates your login fields)

/hopefully not obscure

dbirchall

2009-12-09 01:06:48 PM

Earl of Chives: gorgor: http://tinyurl.com/yf6xb8p

Hmmm, something fap-worthy from gorgor...I can't decide if that's change I can believe in or not.

Wait a minute... you mean I wasn't supposed to fap to the rest of the stuff gorgor posts?

/Prolly wasn't supposed to think that out loud just now, either.

headstone

2009-12-09 01:23:02 PM

Earl of Chives: Hmmm, something fap-worthy from gorgor...I can't decide if that's change I can believe in or not.

dbirchall: Wait a minute... you mean I wasn't supposed to fap to the rest of the stuff gorgor posts?

/Prolly wasn't supposed to think that out loud just now, either.
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gorgor, from the Scottish Maid thread:
APPROVES
http://tinyurl.com/yz6bwl9
(copy and paste, NSFW)
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/fap?

squishy2

2009-12-09 01:23:58 PM

the RIGHT way to do it?? That's easy! Make the criminal a WOMAN, and the victim a BOY. Then it would probably get dismissed.

But a MAN propositioning a GIRL?!? CASTRATE HIM! HANG 'EM HIGH!

/double standard... still going strong.

Sapper_Topo

2009-12-09 01:24:15 PM

EZ Writer: This thread has epic jailbait potential... please don't disappoint me Fark.

I havent seen a good Jailbait thread in a while. I thinks the Mods shut them down rather quick these days.

HAMMERTOE

2009-12-09 01:24:17 PM

Smitty: So what's the proper way to do it, then?

Easy. The schools do it all the time.

Sell these Coca Colas for us
Sell this popcorn.
Sell these brownies.
Sell these PTA spaghetti dinner tickets.
Sell these candy bars.
Sell these poinsettias.
Sell these football programs.
Sell these spirit ribbons.
Sell, sell, sell.

It's a wonder our kids get an education at all.

SarahL

2009-12-09 01:30:17 PM

headstone: /fap?

That was me last night.

/stupid stomach bug.

dbirchall

2009-12-09 01:35:08 PM

SarahL: headstone: /fap?

That was me last night.

/stupid stomach bug.

*clicky* New Orleans, eh? Have you properly solicited any juveniles lately?

IdBeCrazyIf

2009-12-09 01:37:55 PM

AbbeySomeone: Ed Willy: Subby So what's the proper way to do it, then?

In Louisiana, you ask her father for her and offer a six pack of his favorite brew. He shouldn't be hard to approach since he's your brother and lives in the next trailer over.

You are young and stupid, and have no concept on how the real world operates.

Agreed.

You offer a case of whiskey.. not brew

SarahL

2009-12-09 01:38:50 PM

dbirchall: *clicky* New Orleans, eh? Have you properly solicited any juveniles lately?

Juveniles? Ew. I hate kids.

headstone

2009-12-09 02:09:02 PM

Ed Willy: So what's the proper way to do it, then?

In Louisiana, you ask her father for her and offer a six pack of his favorite brew. He shouldn't be hard to approach since he's your brother and lives in the next trailer over.

AbbeySomeone: You are young and stupid, and have no concept on how the real world operates.

IdBeCrazyIf: Agreed.

You offer a case of whiskey.. not brew
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Now that's just a waste of good booze....

headstone

2009-12-09 02:11:53 PM

headstone: /fap?

SarahL: That was me last night.

/stupid stomach bug.
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That's what you get for hangin' out with gorgor....

SarahL

2009-12-09 02:23:37 PM

headstone: That's what you get for hangin' out with gorgor....

His pictures no longer disturb me.

headstone

2009-12-09 02:36:48 PM

SarahL: headstone: That's what you get for hangin' out with gorgor....

His pictures no longer disturb me.
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I think I'm in love....

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