If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Yahoo) Obvious Glenn Beck's surivivalist rants urging his listeners to stock up on "Guns, God, and Gold", may have something to do with the fact that he is an undisclosed paid spokesman for a major gold-trading firm   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 416
More: Obvious, Glenn Beck, HLN, Ted Turner, Air America, guns, audio clips, financial advice, Brett Michael Dykes  
•       •       •

11047 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Dec 2009 at 12:55 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



416 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | » | Last | Show all
 
2009-12-09 10:21:25 AM
What exactly is an undisclosed spokesman?

I thought the point of a spokesman was to be as visible and public as possible about your endorsement of a particular company so that your fame brings them customers.

He's not doing it right if he's a "sekret spoksman"
 
2009-12-09 10:28:57 AM
Is it possible to be a patriotic Randian? I don't really think it is. So the strong libertarianism of these idiots sort of butts up againast their supposed love of America.
 
2009-12-09 10:32:29 AM
I've never understood what good Gold (or anything else) would be in a true anarchy.

If the world gets to a true "anarchy" state where it is just a battle to stay alive... WTF am I going to do with a bunch of gold bars, other than they are kinda heavy and I might be able to hit someone in the head with them?

Gold has no inherent value vs. a currency or anything else, unless someone is willing to give you something or perform a service for it. The only thing with real value in a truly anarchist state of society is life itself.

If you just are worried about the US currency being greatly devalued vs. other currencies, you should probably buy those other currencies. That (seems) to be as good of a plan as buying a precious metal.

Or maybe someone wants to explain it a bit more, I admit I am not a financial advisor by any stretch of the imagination.
 
2009-12-09 10:34:26 AM
dletter: Or maybe someone wants to explain it a bit more, I admit I am not a financial advisor by any stretch of the imagination.

You're not missing anything. Gold has no inherent value. People just rely on it because its valued across all cultures and can't really be destroyed very easily. But you really believed anarchy was coming, you'd probably want to stock up on weapons if you wanted to hold on to real value.
 
2009-12-09 10:35:13 AM
dletter: I've never understood what good Gold (or anything else) would be in a true anarchy.

Ammo and water purification equipment would be the best things to have.
 
2009-12-09 10:36:13 AM
SchlingFocker: dletter: I've never understood what good Gold (or anything else) would be in a true anarchy.

Ammo and water purification equipment would be the best things to have.


Probably also some form of lighter fluid would be useful.
 
2009-12-09 10:36:50 AM
I'll be starting a website that sells bottled God to these ignorant rubes.

I'll make millions.
 
2009-12-09 10:37:15 AM
Talon: What exactly is an undisclosed spokesman?

I thought the point of a spokesman was to be as visible and public as possible about your endorsement of a particular company so that your fame brings them customers.

He's not doing it right if he's a "sekret spoksman"


Viral marketing.
 
2009-12-09 10:39:52 AM
The Icelander: I'll be starting a website that sells bottled God to these ignorant rubes.

I'll make millions.


It's been done.
 
2009-12-09 10:46:34 AM
Diogenes: It's been done.

That's filthy Hollywood Jew water. No self-respecting American Patriot would buy that.
 
2009-12-09 10:48:35 AM
The Icelander: I'll be starting a website that sells bottled God to these ignorant rubes.

I'll make millions.


You're too late.... http://www.holybottledwater.com (new window)
 
2009-12-09 10:52:14 AM
dletter: You're too late.... http://www.holybottledwater.com (new window)

Canadian water? In liters? You must not be understanding me: I'm selling God in a bottle. God ain't no Canadian. And he sure as hell ain't going to be sold using those filthy European units.

God by the Hogshead, I call it.
 
2009-12-09 10:53:06 AM
The Icelander: God by the Hogshead, I call it.

Not by the cubic cubit?
 
2009-12-09 10:53:09 AM
So? Beck should be able to profit off the idiots who take him seriously. What's wrong with that?
 
2009-12-09 10:55:35 AM
No YOU'RE a Towel: So? Beck should be able to profit off the idiots who take him seriously. What's wrong with that?

He already does: He has a job at Fox "News".
 
2009-12-09 10:56:18 AM
The Icelander: Diogenes: It's been done.

That's filthy Hollywood Jew water. No self-respecting American Patriot would buy that.


I know Katherine Harris believed herself to be a latter-day Esther, but I'd hardly call her a Hollywood Jew ;-)
 
2009-12-09 10:59:43 AM
DamnYankees: Not by the cubic cubit?

Cubic? You're one of those atheist professors who uses that liberal math, aren't you?
 
2009-12-09 11:00:39 AM
I've been stocking up on gods for a while now. I got close to thirty cheap because they hadn't really been doing anything since the Sumerians.
 
2009-12-09 11:03:20 AM
Talon: What exactly is an undisclosed spokesman?

He's paid to say things on his show that will result in some number of viewers using the company's services, without disclosing it.

Personally, I hate Fox News. The best source for news, commentary, and analysis is without a doubt the U.S.A. Today (new window)
 
2009-12-09 11:05:03 AM
Talon: What exactly is an undisclosed spokesman?

Someone telling you to buy something without telling you that they're paid to convince you to buy it.

Doing a commercial is fine, but if Glenn Beck tells people on his television show to go buy gold, he's supposed to mention that he gets paid to do that at the same time.
 
2009-12-09 11:06:38 AM
When the system eventually collapses, and the government comes with guns and confiscates, you know, everything in your home and all your possessions, and then you fight off the raving mad cannibalistic crowds that Ted Turner talked about, don't come crying to me. I told you: get gold.

WTF is wrong with Glenn Beck?
 
2009-12-09 11:08:50 AM
To be fair, "Glenn Beck" is a character being portrayed on "The Glenn Beck Program" by an actor who just also happens to be named "Glenn Beck". There's not a single thing he says on that show, in his books, or anywhere else that he actually believes. It's all a stage act. A very weird, intricate and ultimately grotesque stage act.

So maybe Glenn Beck is just portraying a Glenn Beck that really believes in investing money in gold. Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2009-12-09 11:08:55 AM
DamnYankees: Is it possible to be a patriotic Randian? I don't really think it is. So the strong libertarianism of these idiots sort of butts up againast their supposed love of America.

I could point out that Randian Objectivists aren't libertarians...but you still have me on ignore, so what's the point?
 
2009-12-09 11:14:15 AM
DamnYankees: SchlingFocker: dletter: I've never understood what good Gold (or anything else) would be in a true anarchy.

Ammo and water purification equipment would be the best things to have.

Probably also some form of lighter fluid would be useful.


To hell with that, I'm stocking up on GOLD! Think what you like, but I'll be the one laughing through the Age of Steel!

tvmedia.ign.com
 
2009-12-09 11:15:38 AM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-09 11:26:44 AM
Talon: What exactly is an undisclosed spokesman?

I thought the point of a spokesman was to be as visible and public as possible about your endorsement of a particular company so that your fame brings them customers.

He's not doing it right if he's a "sekret spoksman"


Where employment contrct?
Beck.
Whe?
 
2009-12-09 11:35:44 AM
dletter: The only thing with real value in a truly anarchist state of society is life itself.

So stock up on slaves, then?
 
2009-12-09 11:39:21 AM
SnakeLee: dletter: The only thing with real value in a truly anarchist state of society is life itself.

So stock up on slaves, then?


Too late now. Should have gotten in 6 months ago. If you throw your money in now, you're just going to lose it all in the upcoming "slave bubble".
 
2009-12-09 11:40:09 AM
aden_nak: To be fair, "Glenn Beck" is a character being portrayed on "The Glenn Beck Program" by an actor who just also happens to be named "Glenn Beck". There's not a single thing he says on that show, in his books, or anywhere else that he actually believes. It's all a stage act. A very weird, intricate and ultimately grotesque stage act.

So maybe Glenn Beck is just portraying a Glenn Beck that really believes in investing money in gold. Yeah, that's the ticket.


Some conservatives believe that Colbert is secretly a right-winger as well. It doesn't take much to convince them.
 
2009-12-09 11:45:37 AM
dletter: I've never understood what good Gold (or anything else) would be in a true anarchy.

I always thought weapons were the only true currency. You can have all the gold you want, a simple shotgun blast will trump your truck filled with gold anyday.
 
2009-12-09 11:46:44 AM
eddyatwork: dletter: I've never understood what good Gold (or anything else) would be in a true anarchy.

I always thought weapons were the only true currency. You can have all the gold you want, a simple shotgun blast will trump your truck filled with gold anyday.


Food would probably be the truest current. Canned food, most likely.
 
2009-12-09 11:49:55 AM
DamnYankees: eddyatwork: dletter: I've never understood what good Gold (or anything else) would be in a true anarchy.

I always thought weapons were the only true currency. You can have all the gold you want, a simple shotgun blast will trump your truck filled with gold anyday.

Food would probably be the truest current. Canned food, most likely.


So, I should try to corner the market on can openers then? Maybe I can get Glenn Beck interested in the "Gold Can Opener" market... it's a win win!
 
2009-12-09 12:05:07 PM
aden_nak: To be fair, "Glenn Beck" is a character being portrayed on "The Glenn Beck Program" by an actor who just also happens to be named "Glenn Beck". There's not a single thing he says on that show, in his books, or anywhere else that he actually believes. It's all a stage act. A very weird, intricate and ultimately grotesque stage act.

So maybe Glenn Beck is just portraying a Glenn Beck that really believes in investing money in gold. Yeah, that's the ticket.


I don't believe this because it's far easier to believe that a man with a fractured childhood, a history of drug abuse, and a personality fit for a morning zoo radio show has serious mental problems than that he is pulling the greatest media hoax of all time.
 
2009-12-09 12:08:27 PM
Really?

It was a secret?

All of those gold sellers preaching to buy gold during his commercial breaks didn't tip anyone off?
 
2009-12-09 12:12:30 PM
bronyaur1: Completely THIS. Gold is no less de facto fiat money as Federal Reserve notes. The intrinsic value that it has as a commodity cannot explain its market valuation.

Then again, only stupidity can explain its current market valuation.


Right. You need some form of government to make gold a currency. Gold has little practical value in an absolute anarchy. It could be valuable once a government gets going again and declares gold the standard of currency. If.

Nuka-Cola bottle caps, on the other hand...
 
2009-12-09 12:18:17 PM
If I had raped and murdered a girl in 1990, I'd also feel the need for God, to absolve me of my mortal sin; Guns, to defend myself from those who would persecute me for my crime; and Gold, to buy off the family of the little girl I'd raped and slain.

I'm not suggesting that these are the exact same reasons that Glenn Beck might feel the need for these three items...but it would seem that were I to have done such a pair of heinous and unanswerable crimes...then his list of needed sundries and mine would certainly look very identical.

Just something to think about...
 
2009-12-09 12:32:06 PM
It still blows my mind that people belonging to a party known for a masculine, traditionalist approach to culture (and everything else) can so fervently support a guy who's famous for crying.
 
2009-12-09 12:33:16 PM
undisclosed paid spokesman for a major gold-trading firm

orangie87.files.wordpress.com

/ hammer don't hurt em
 
2009-12-09 12:41:52 PM
FishyFred: aden_nak: To be fair, "Glenn Beck" is a character being portrayed on "The Glenn Beck Program" by an actor who just also happens to be named "Glenn Beck". There's not a single thing he says on that show, in his books, or anywhere else that he actually believes. It's all a stage act. A very weird, intricate and ultimately grotesque stage act.

So maybe Glenn Beck is just portraying a Glenn Beck that really believes in investing money in gold. Yeah, that's the ticket.

I don't believe this because it's far easier to believe that a man with a fractured childhood, a history of drug abuse, and a personality fit for a morning zoo radio show has serious mental problems than that he is pulling the greatest media hoax of all time.


There's just too much. The fake tears. The fact that he starts the water works exactly the same way every time. The way he feverishly makes sure to one-up his guests, no matter how batshiat crazy a thing they say. Often by saying something line, "I was thinking the same thing myself!"

I mean, it's the same schtick that Coulter has been running for years and years now. Beck just has more ambition. He's more of an attention whore.
 
2009-12-09 12:58:26 PM
Nothing "undisclosed" about it. Beck freely speaks of the fact that they sponsor his show. He's still an ass, though.
 
2009-12-09 12:58:48 PM
dletter: I've never understood what good Gold (or anything else) would be in a true anarchy.

If the world gets to a true "anarchy" state where it is just a battle to stay alive... WTF am I going to do with a bunch of gold bars, other than they are kinda heavy and I might be able to hit someone in the head with them?

Gold/God have no inherent value vs. a currency or anything else, unless someone is willing to give you something or perform a service for it. The only thing with real value in a truly anarchist state of society is life itself.

If you just are worried about the US currency being greatly devalued vs. other currencies, you should probably buy those other currencies. That (seems) to be as good of a plan as buying a precious metal.

Or maybe someone wants to explain it a bit more, I admit I am not a financial advisor by any stretch of the imagination.


Gold has only the value that the present or presumed market is placing on it.
 
2009-12-09 12:58:56 PM
SchlingFocker: dletter: I've never understood what good Gold (or anything else) would be in a true anarchy.

Ammo and water purification equipment would be the best things to have.


I would have to add toilet paper to that list.
 
2009-12-09 12:59:03 PM
Ok, seriously - who the fark didn't know that he was a spokesperson for Goldline?! Every other commercial he does is for Goldline. Some people don't pick up on things unless they are given a picture drawn in crayon.
 
2009-12-09 12:59:22 PM
Who the fark didn't know Beck was a spokesman for a gold trading firm? He does their damned commercials! OK, if he was advising buying it on his show without disclosing that fact, it is a conflict of interest, but if you watch/listen to him, you've heard the commercial anyway already.

Beck's an overly dramatic nut, and his schtick completely undermines his credibility for any time when he comes up with something that is real. He's news related entertainment, nothing more- just like pretty much every other news show nowadays.
 
2009-12-09 12:59:50 PM
I was just in an argument with 4 Beck Heads a few days ago and they kept harping on gold. Now I know why now, I thought they were just ragging on the Jews again.
 
2009-12-09 12:59:55 PM
I feel I have to post this in every Glenn Beck thread:

reneeashleybaker.files.wordpress.com

/add it to your Netflix
//I'm not a paid spokesman.
 
2009-12-09 01:00:06 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: hammer don't hurt em

Nice.
 
2009-12-09 01:00:14 PM
Beck and the rest of those right wing idiots are preying on white rightwingers who are afraid of a black man steeling their cherished guns.
 
2009-12-09 01:00:21 PM
SchlingFocker: dletter: I've never understood what good Gold (or anything else) would be in a true anarchy.

Ammo and water purification equipment would be the best things to have.


So the world is going to descend into a real-life version of Fallout 3. Sweet. That's a fun game.
 
2009-12-09 01:01:00 PM
DamnYankees: The Icelander: God by the Hogshead, I call it.

Not by the cubic cubit?


Riiiighhhttt.... What's a cubit?
 
Displayed 50 of 416 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | » | Last | Show all


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »