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(La Crosse Tribune) Dumbass A blood-alcohol level of .39 will do a number on anyone's liver, but what's really impressive is that this guy did it with a loaner   (lacrossetribune.com) divider line 84
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2009-12-09 08:43:10 AM
I wonder if he received a new one because he ruined his old one.
 
2009-12-09 08:48:29 AM
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: I wonder if he received a new one because he ruined his old one.

He was probably celebrating his successful transplant.
 
2009-12-09 08:58:23 AM
i34.photobucket.com
 
2009-12-09 09:04:23 AM
FredaDeStilleto: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: I wonder if he received a new one because he ruined his old one.

He was probably celebrating his successful transplant.


I was thinking the same thing. I mean, if some horrible illness crapped out his liver, then hell yea, why not celebrate a little by tying one on.

But if he needed a transplant because drugs or alcohol ruined his old one, I'd find it amusing it someone sued for the organ back.
 
2009-12-09 09:06:25 AM
In La Crosse? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.

hbd.org
 
2009-12-09 09:24:48 AM
What!?!? We don't have TWO??
/farked.
 
2009-12-09 09:42:15 AM
He was just running a series of tests to be sure it functioning properly.
 
2009-12-09 09:54:24 AM
A blown liver at 34? That's a lot of alcohol.
 
2009-12-09 09:59:12 AM
jehovahs witness protection: He was just running a series of tests to be sure it functioning properly.

You gotta get the shakes out before that big trip to Vegas.
 
2009-12-09 09:59:32 AM
/came here looking for David Crosby
//left here with Melissa Etheridge spawn
 
2009-12-09 09:59:43 AM
So has he lined up a date for his next liver transplant operation?
 
2009-12-09 10:00:11 AM
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: FredaDeStilleto: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: I wonder if he received a new one because he ruined his old one.

He was probably celebrating his successful transplant.

I was thinking the same thing. I mean, if some horrible illness crapped out his liver, then hell yea, why not celebrate a little by tying one on.

But if he needed a transplant because drugs or alcohol ruined his old one, I'd find it amusing it someone sued for the organ back.


If drugs and alcohol were the cause of the first failure, he would have never made the transplant list.

/just sayin'
 
2009-12-09 10:00:26 AM
Amateur...
 
2009-12-09 10:00:29 AM
Mugato: A blown liver at 34? That's a lot of alcohol.

Yeah, I'm guessing the factory model probably failed from something else. He was probably making up for lost time.
 
2009-12-09 10:02:22 AM
A "loaner?" Were they expecting it back when he was done with it?
 
2009-12-09 10:04:23 AM
And wouldn't it be a "giver"? A loaner he'd have to give back.

/normally they don't give liver transplants to drunks unless you're a celebrity
 
2009-12-09 10:05:41 AM
schattenteufel: A "loaner?" Were they expecting it back when he was done with it?

2fm.rte.ie

/hot like fava beans
 
2009-12-09 10:06:58 AM
.39?! Lucky to be alive.
 
2009-12-09 10:07:13 AM
FredaDeStilleto: Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude: I wonder if he received a new one because he ruined his old one.

He was probably celebrating his successful transplant.


I lol'd.
 
2009-12-09 10:07:38 AM
Mugato: And wouldn't it be a "giver"? A loaner he'd have to give back.

/normally they don't give liver transplants to drunks unless you're a celebrity


I never understood that. At least you know they will put it to good use.
 
2009-12-09 10:07:45 AM
"Rookie."


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2009-12-09 10:08:31 AM
People with cirrosis caused by alcoholism should immediately be eliminated from donor lists, that's ridiculous. I highly doubt this guy turned into a lush AFTER getting his new liver.
 
2009-12-09 10:08:50 AM
I thought Mickey Mantle was dead?
 
2009-12-09 10:10:22 AM
I think the only way a drunk gets a liver is if a family member agrees to give up part of their liver. The liver is quite good at regenerating. What a way to ruin such an important gift.
 
2009-12-09 10:13:35 AM
ihatedumbpeople: People with cirrosis caused by alcoholism should immediately be eliminated from donor lists, that's ridiculous. I highly doubt this guy turned into a lush AFTER getting his new liver.

You sound like a MADD Mother or Prohibitionists.

/have a beer and relax
 
2009-12-09 10:15:16 AM
Way to go, Liver Guy. You're quite possibly the worst human being on the face of the earth.

/my mother passed away three months ago.
//she needed a liver transplant.
///didn't get it.
//couldn't find a liver in time.
/and this guy gets one? I'm not bitter at all.
 
2009-12-09 10:15:20 AM
Hopefully they dropped him off at his apartment

www.hoax-slayer.com
 
2009-12-09 10:16:03 AM
34 and he's already on his second liver? I hope that in 5 years when he needs a third they keep him on the bottom of the list.
 
2009-12-09 10:16:12 AM
NOVanHelsing: ihatedumbpeople: People with cirrosis caused by alcoholism should immediately be eliminated from donor lists, that's ridiculous. I highly doubt this guy turned into a lush AFTER getting his new liver.

You sound like a MADD Mother or Prohibitionists.

/have a beer and relax


Bah....not even close. Drink all you want, destroy your liver, whatever, I couldn't care less.

Just don't ask for another one when you destroy the one you have. There are people out there with 'legit' illnesses they can't control that need livers. If you ask me, alcoholics=smokers....they don't WANT to quit. That "alcoholism is an illness" stuff is pure shiat.
 
2009-12-09 10:16:41 AM
Marshmallow Jones: Hopefully they dropped him off at his apartment

My god. If you took all those to Michigan you could probably make enough money to buy a black market liver!
 
2009-12-09 10:17:50 AM
greentea1985: I think the only way a drunk gets a liver is if a family member agrees to give up part of their liver. The liver is quite good at regenerating. What a way to ruin such an important gift.

For better or worse, young alcoholics can get a liver transplant fairly easily provided they enroll in treatment/education programs and get sober for a while prior to the transplant.

Still many, many alkies relapse very quickly following the transplant, and given the amount of IS drugs they're on, there's a very high morbidity associated therewith; TFA case in point.

What's always been interesting to me is the number of alkies who die of heart failure; their livers keep ticking all the way through, but their mitral valve is just worthless.
 
2009-12-09 10:18:25 AM
All I know is when I finally win the war against my liver, I will take it like a man and slip slowly into the sweet sweet night.
But I am hedging my bets on Robo-Livers by the time that happens.
 
2009-12-09 10:19:14 AM
www.blogcdn.com

This is a Fatality. They should do this, but with his liver.

/ Hot like head removal
 
2009-12-09 10:20:14 AM
The Angry Hand of God: Marshmallow Jones: Hopefully they dropped him off at his apartment

My god. If you took all those to Michigan you could probably make enough money to buy a black market liver!


That's racist
 
2009-12-09 10:20:43 AM
ihatedumbpeople: That "alcoholism is an illness" stuff is pure shiat

It's not an illness or a disease in my opinion but it's an addiction that some people can't control. It's not all fun and games for a hardcore alcoholic. There's a chemical aspect wherein alcoholics have actually died from withdrawals. So be a little judgmental but not too much.
 
2009-12-09 10:21:08 AM
jehovahs witness protection: The Angry Hand of God: Marshmallow Jones: Hopefully they dropped him off at his apartment

My god. If you took all those to Michigan you could probably make enough money to buy a black market liver!

That's racist


Racist AND TRUE! The 10c deposit law is one of the many things I love about living in Detroit.
 
2009-12-09 10:21:13 AM
Mugato:
/normally they don't give liver transplants to drunks unless you're a celebrity


Or Rich, hence why Drew started FARK. ;)
 
2009-12-09 10:21:33 AM
jehovahs witness protection: The Angry Hand of God: Marshmallow Jones: Hopefully they dropped him off at his apartment

My god. If you took all those to Michigan you could probably make enough money to buy a black market liver!

That's racist


I said liver, not pigs feet.
 
2009-12-09 10:22:21 AM
When it comes to alcohol Wisconsin is in a league all by its self and is very much deserving of its own tag.
 
2009-12-09 10:22:29 AM
ihatedumbpeople: NOVanHelsing: ihatedumbpeople: People with cirrosis caused by alcoholism should immediately be eliminated from donor lists, that's ridiculous. I highly doubt this guy turned into a lush AFTER getting his new liver.

You sound like a MADD Mother or Prohibitionists.

/have a beer and relax

Bah....not even close. Drink all you want, destroy your liver, whatever, I couldn't care less.

Just don't ask for another one when you destroy the one you have. There are people out there with 'legit' illnesses they can't control that need livers. If you ask me, alcoholics=smokers....they don't WANT to quit. That "alcoholism is an illness" stuff is pure shiat.


Don't go there. With that kind of thinking alcoholics could be equated to nearly everything. If someone finds something enjoyable they're not going to quit. I like sex and I don't want to quit having it. Does that make the equivelant of an alcoholic or smoker to you? Your logic is a little too grossly generalized.

/like sex
//not quitting
///like beer
////not going to quit drinking it
////not an addict
\slashie overload
 
2009-12-09 10:26:44 AM
Sybarite: In La Crosse? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.

Came her for this
 
2009-12-09 10:27:23 AM
So another thread where everyone shows off their amazingly low EI stay classy FARK.
 
2009-12-09 10:29:47 AM
Mugato: ihatedumbpeople: That "alcoholism is an illness" stuff is pure shiat

It's not an illness or a disease in my opinion but it's an addiction that some people can't control. It's not all fun and games for a hardcore alcoholic. There's a chemical aspect wherein alcoholics have actually died from withdrawals. So be a little judgmental but not too much.


I've known two alcoholics, so I know from first hand experience...

They CAN quit if they want to..something tells me this guy doesn't want help, etc...so he shouldn't get a new liver. He's making a decision, he should live (or die) with it.
 
2009-12-09 10:31:51 AM
not knowing if he abused his first liver, i will give him the benefit of the doubt.

but if he had, i think someone needs to go to la crosse and rip the thing out of him and give it to someone more deserving-
 
2009-12-09 10:32:36 AM
Take the liver back and give it to someone else who is more respectful of it and what goes into that. Let him croak.
 
2009-12-09 10:32:58 AM
How else was he supposed to break it in?

/I keed
//Guy is a tool
 
2009-12-09 10:35:28 AM
First thing that came to mind:

Approves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcbIflN5vZU (new window)
 
2009-12-09 10:37:14 AM
You guys are right! I mean, it's not like he could sober up for the rest of his life at some point in the future, so he should be banned from any future donor lists!
 
2009-12-09 10:48:30 AM
I hope he took the extended warranty.
 
2009-12-09 10:50:35 AM
ihatedumbpeople: NOVanHelsing: ihatedumbpeople: People with cirrosis caused by alcoholism should immediately be eliminated from donor lists, that's ridiculous. I highly doubt this guy turned into a lush AFTER getting his new liver.

You sound like a MADD Mother or Prohibitionists.

/have a beer and relax

Bah....not even close. Drink all you want, destroy your liver, whatever, I couldn't care less.

Just don't ask for another one when you destroy the one you have. There are people out there with 'legit' illnesses they can't control that need livers. If you ask me, alcoholics=smokers....they don't WANT to quit. That "alcoholism is an illness" stuff is pure shiat.


ihatedumbpeople: NOVanHelsing: ihatedumbpeople: People with cirrosis caused by alcoholism should immediately be eliminated from donor lists, that's ridiculous. I highly doubt this guy turned into a lush AFTER getting his new liver.

You sound like a MADD Mother or Prohibitionists.

/have a beer and relax

Bah....not even close. Drink all you want, destroy your liver, whatever, I couldn't care less.

Just don't ask for another one when you destroy the one you have. There are people out there with 'legit' illnesses they can't control that need livers. If you ask me, alcoholics=smokers....they don't WANT to quit. That "alcoholism is an illness" stuff is pure shiat.


Fine. Hopefully you'll die of cancer.



Genuinely.
 
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