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(Some fan) Boobies The handy guide to Fox blondes (SFW)   ( divider line
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4578 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Mar 2003 at 8:11 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-03-29 10:46:08 AM  
If Fox can score Rudi Bakhtiar's contract - Then Fox will be the undisputed king of the hill for the hot anchor babes. I have to admit, Bakhtiar is an especially hot hotty.... but Fox has CNN overwhelmed. The CNN has no chance.

I'm shocked and awed and just waiting for the Playboy issue.
2003-03-29 10:52:56 AM  
Rudi Bakhtiar makes me think wicked thoughts. BTW, whatever happened to Chris Jansing? She has that "anime chic come-to-life" thing going on.... mmmmmm.
2003-03-29 10:57:24 AM  
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Failure to provide boobies on a boobies tag. Loss of possession and unable to come out of bedroom for the remainder of the weekend to think about what you've done.
2003-03-29 10:57:45 AM  

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2003-03-29 10:59:14 AM  
03-29-03 09:09:04 AM CarpeScrotum
I lust in my heart for Laurie Dhue.

You're not the only one.

03-29-03 09:56:31 AM GoofyGus
"I'll undress, you decide."

Now THAT'S funny!
2003-03-29 11:01:57 AM  
A handsome stable, but liking readheads, I have to note that CNN has Kyra Phillips and a least one good blonde
2003-03-29 11:04:43 AM  
You people will complain about anything.
2003-03-29 11:06:22 AM  
Here's a smallRudi gallery.
2003-03-29 11:15:52 AM  
I can't believe you guys are actually discussing female news anchors!

2003-03-29 11:29:14 AM  
I'd have to agree on the Robin Meade and Rudi Bakhtiar, but damn...a gallery for them? Just turn on your TV at a certain time and THERE THEY ARE. BLEH. Some people just have too much time on their hands.
2003-03-29 11:44:05 AM  
This one's my favorite:

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2003-03-29 11:47:15 AM  
CNN's Daryn Kagan ain't bad either.
2003-03-29 11:48:17 AM  
CNN is not remotely leftist. They are strait up statist and capitalist, just like the dems. Rudi Baktiar is the only reason I watch corporate media.
2003-03-29 11:48:21 AM  
After a highly controlled scientific analysis factoring facial geometry, proportions, and lint, it becomes obvious that Fox likes horsey blonde women. I don't.
2003-03-29 12:01:31 PM  
Heather Nauert is fine.
2003-03-29 12:03:20 PM  
I noticed they didn't include Greta Van Sustren.
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2003-03-29 12:08:07 PM  
It it just me or is Greta getting ready to say "Its a trap"
2003-03-29 12:16:16 PM  
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You are a waste of bandwith!

:) No, just kidding, nice page. :)
2003-03-29 12:17:05 PM  
They really oughtta get some more brunettes, a couple redheads, and maybe an Asian girl up at that place. It's looking a might Aryan there. *avoids obvious jab at Fox News being the voice of Fourth Reich*
2003-03-29 12:17:41 PM  
I smell a future photoshop.
When FOX Newswomen Attack...Now with more Cliche's
2003-03-29 12:31:10 PM  
I'd prefer to watch the babes of Tech TV

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Sumi Das
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Michaela Pereira
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Becky Worley
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Megan Morrone

And, the best reason to watch Tech TV
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Morgan Webb
2003-03-29 12:34:06 PM  
Jennifer Eccleston puts my Scud in the launching position.
2003-03-29 12:40:10 PM  
"Fox is moderate, offering both sides."

Any station (FOX News) that says the "good guys" are gonna bomb the "bad guys" is not offering both sides of the stories. They are all one sided.

Morgan Webb looks a lot better with her natural dark hair.
2003-03-29 12:40:40 PM  
I dig Barbara Walters, she has a nice old rack.
2003-03-29 12:43:43 PM  
Wings_Fan: For the record, that Morgan Webb woman needs to deal with those eyebrows.

And to all others who proclaim Rudi Bakhtiar to be something great, please know this: she is one stupid, stupid idiot.
2003-03-29 12:44:20 PM  
Looks like the farking Miss Aryan Nation pageant.
2003-03-29 01:03:31 PM  
I'm ready for Ashliegh Banfield to go back to blonde.

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Not this
2003-03-29 01:08:02 PM  
Kiran Chetry is not blond. But is the hottest chick on the station. I am in love with her. If I get bored and move to Washington I am going to stalk, I mean try to meet her.
2003-03-29 01:12:41 PM  
Speaking of TechTV, how could you forget about Cat?

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2003-03-29 01:29:06 PM  

Heidi Collins is where it's at. I always wonder what she is doing between those "at this hour" news breaks. What's with that hair though? I keep thinking some bees are going to fly out and attack Aaron Brown.
2003-03-29 01:30:26 PM  
Not saying I don't like it though, just that it'd look alot better if it was mussed up. heh.
2003-03-29 01:36:59 PM  
this thread makes me barf.
2003-03-29 01:40:06 PM  
Erica Hill got snagged by CNN from TechTV.
2003-03-29 01:51:17 PM  
I want Laurie (to) Dhue (me).
2003-03-29 02:03:22 PM  
how could y'all forget about christina park?
2003-03-29 02:07:18 PM  
I'd take Christiane Amanpour over these bimbos anyday
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2003-03-29 02:07:27 PM  
I've also got quite a crush on Laurie Dhue. What a Fox fox. That babe is so hot she's nuclear. Oooooohhhh those lips yum yum yum. I practically drool every time I see her and hear her voice. She's so fine I rarely pay any attention to what she's saying. I hope she joins Naked News eh eh eh.
2003-03-29 02:13:09 PM  
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Candy Crowley, the reason to watch CNN!
2003-03-29 02:13:10 PM  
Morgan Webb looks yummy.... more please!
2003-03-29 02:15:21 PM  
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Wesley Clark.

What a babe.
2003-03-29 02:15:39 PM  
Good guys bombing bad guys? Hmm. Guys dropping bombs are feeding people, treating wounded, repairing infrastructure. Guys getting bombed are killing their own people just for waving at the other guys.

Sounds like good guys bombing bad guys. OK, that's one-sided. What's your point?
2003-03-29 02:34:48 PM  
I second the Nomination of Kiran Chetry, along with Rudi, Robin Meade from HLN, what about Natalie Morales from MSNBC?

ok I spend too much time watching news.
2003-03-29 02:47:17 PM  
LooseShoes: you like living in that comic book world where everything is simplified to the point of being removed from reality, don't you?
2003-03-29 02:56:57 PM  
Sounds like reality to me, Slim. But you can go ahead thinking the U.S. is as evil as Saddam's regime if you want, it is a free country after all.
2003-03-29 02:57:16 PM  
03-29-03 12:43:43 PM Broadhead
Wings_Fan: For the record, that Morgan Webb woman needs to deal with those eyebrows.

I'll pluck her eyebrows for her if you know what I mean.

03-29-03 01:12:41 PM Snrags
Speaking of TechTV, how could you forget about Cat?

Couldn't find a decent picture of her. Thanks for catching my back.

03-29-03 01:40:06 PM Funkboy
Erica Hill got snagged by CNN from TechTV.

She was always one of my favorites.
2003-03-29 02:59:19 PM  
Ah yes, Rudi. Perhaps the lovliest of all the newsladies. I'd like some of that. Rudi! Rudi! Rudi!
2003-03-29 03:07:12 PM  
Morgan Webb did deal with the eyebrow thing, it used to be a monobrow.
2003-03-29 03:13:59 PM  
2003-03-29 03:17:19 PM  
Jane Skinner is the only thing worth watching over at, FoxNews. She babelicious!
2003-03-29 03:25:04 PM  

that indian chick is hottt!
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