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(Lancashire Evening Post) Interesting How much exactly is dinner with Neil Diamond worth?   (lep.co.uk) divider line 38
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Ender's [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 04:20:48 AM
I'd give most of what I own to not have to go.
 
Elvis_Bogart [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 04:28:09 AM
It depends on what they're serving.
 
Slug2468 [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 05:42:58 AM
"He added: "I have not got a clue what I'm going to say to him. People have asked if I am going to take a present, but what on earth do you get a man like Neil Diamond? I will take him a Christmas card."

Well, he's a jew so maybe get him a big-assed ham.
 
unlikely [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 06:41:46 AM
At the fencing club where we used to buy gear in Denver, there was a sign by the phone: "If Neil Diamond or Jimmy Buffett call, please put Elaine on the phone immediately."

A year or two after I first noticed the sign, they replaced it with a new one.

Which prompted me to ask, "Do Neil Diamond and Jimmy Buffett actually call here, or is this just an Elaine fangirl thing?"

"Oh they both call fairly often. They are both fencers, or at least used to be. Now they both sponsor kids from poor families, make sure they have gear, pay for their lessons, cover their travel for tournaments on the road. We have five Diamond kids and eight Buffett kids, ranging from 12 to 19. They do this at clubs all across the country."

So I have to say, as much as some of their music curdles my spine and makes me feel like I need dentistry, I respect what they're doing with the money that fame is bringing them.

I'd go for that dinner even if just to say "good work, well done" on that one topic.
 
ViciousXero
2009-12-09 07:24:35 AM
What's a happy meal cost these days?
 
lasercannon
2009-12-09 07:31:38 AM
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JDIAH GDizzleCKY [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 07:40:18 AM
The amount is a bargain at twice the price
 
Control_this
2009-12-09 07:43:59 AM
Spend your life savings for dinner with Neil Diamond.

Step 3. Profit!
 
bobbette [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 07:52:12 AM
I'll have dinner with Neil Diamond, if he's paying.
 
craigdamage
2009-12-09 07:58:00 AM
He might kill you to get an erection.
 
Pope Michael of Discordia
2009-12-09 08:19:48 AM
To me, it's not worth 1/1000th of that price.

Now if you where to change up Neal Diamond with Patric Stewart or Brent Spiner...
 
varmitydog
2009-12-09 08:20:57 AM
Nobody knows at all.........not even the chair.
 
The President of Hittin' That Ass
2009-12-09 08:50:54 AM
You mean Nil Demand?

/like a farking orange
 
Marisyana [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 08:52:08 AM
IIRC Neil was a nationally ranked fencer while at NYU. Didn't know Buffett was, though.

/also Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden
//up the irons!
 
Podna
2009-12-09 09:07:21 AM
Depends on how many nude photo's Jack Black mails him
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2009-12-09 09:19:20 AM
unlikely: At the fencing club where we used to buy gear in Denver, there was a sign by the phone: "If Neil Diamond or Jimmy Buffett call, please put Elaine on the phone immediately."

A year or two after I first noticed the sign, they replaced it with a new one.

Which prompted me to ask, "Do Neil Diamond and Jimmy Buffett actually call here, or is this just an Elaine fangirl thing?"

"Oh they both call fairly often. They are both fencers, or at least used to be. Now they both sponsor kids from poor families, make sure they have gear, pay for their lessons, cover their travel for tournaments on the road. We have five Diamond kids and eight Buffett kids, ranging from 12 to 19. They do this at clubs all across the country."

So I have to say, as much as some of their music curdles my spine and makes me feel like I need dentistry, I respect what they're doing with the money that fame is bringing them.

I'd go for that dinner even if just to say "good work, well done" on that one topic.

Don't care for Jimmy (except for his Xmas album) but Neil rocks, especially on Cracklin' Rosie. As someone who also was on the fencing team in HS, I salute the Jewish Elvis and say "bless his heart" for the charity work.

I still wouldn't have dinner with him, though. I'd probably be intimidated.
 
kregh99
2009-12-09 09:32:21 AM
You couldn't pay me enough.
 
Blowmonkey [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 09:36:22 AM
www.kk.org
 
solokumba
2009-12-09 09:41:09 AM
Money talks
But it don't sing and dance
And it don't walk
And long as I can have you here with me
I'd much rather be
Forever in blue jeans, babe
 
CrackedEgg
2009-12-09 09:53:55 AM
Slug2468: "He added: "I have not got a clue what I'm going to say to him. People have asked if I am going to take a present, but what on earth do you get a man like Neil Diamond? I will take him a Christmas card."

Well, he's a jew so maybe get him a big-assed ham.

farm3.static.flickr.com

Such a deal that is! Oy!
 
Gramma
2009-12-09 09:57:48 AM
At least it is for charity so the money isn't just thrown away.

/likes Neils songs
//wouldn't spend money to have dinner with him
 
dryknife
2009-12-09 10:07:42 AM
Tree fitty
 
solcofn
2009-12-09 10:14:29 AM

Can you really put a price on something like that?

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Heeeeeeeey, we're coming to America.

 
Sapper_Topo
2009-12-09 10:19:27 AM
I personally dont understand all the Neil hate in this thread. The Buffett hate yes but Neil Diamond is a real cool cat! I'd glady drop a Christmas bonus to sit down for supper with him.

/Hates Parrot heads too
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 10:20:19 AM
Neil Diamond is pure evil. He is one of the most malevolent forces on earth.
 
Ball of Confusion
2009-12-09 11:02:24 AM
Sapper_Topo: I personally dont understand all the Neil hate in this thread. The Buffett hate yes but Neil Diamond is a real cool cat! I'd glady drop a Christmas bonus to sit down for supper with him.

/Hates Parrot heads too

I'm with you. He was pretty prolific as a songwriter - in my mind as far as popular songs of that era go, it was paul anka, neil sedaka, and neil diamond writing all the hits.

damnit now i have the carpenters stuck in my head
 
PattyMcG
2009-12-09 11:33:48 AM
Well, there are two types of people in this world...
 
solcofn
2009-12-09 11:52:40 AM
PattyMcG: there are two types of people in this world


So, what you're saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed, multiphobic personality who is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you, you left her because she... liked Neil Diamond?
 
Bag of Hammers
2009-12-09 12:05:40 PM
Sapper_Topo: I personally dont understand all the Neil hate in this thread. The Buffett hate yes but Neil Diamond is a real cool cat! I'd glady drop a Christmas bonus to sit down for supper with him.

/Hates Parrot heads too

Well he did once kill a drifter just to achieve an erection so that makes him cool in my book.

/Big this on the Buffet hate
 
solcofn
2009-12-09 12:17:57 PM
Bag of Hammers: Sapper_Topo: I personally dont understand all the Neil hate in this thread. The Buffett hate yes but Neil Diamond is a real cool cat! I'd glady drop a Christmas bonus to sit down for supper with him.

/Hates Parrot heads too

Well he did once kill a drifter just to achieve an erection so that makes him cool in my book.

/Big this on the Buffet hate


img2.timeinc.net


Agrees.

 
thefatbasturd
2009-12-09 03:36:14 PM
unlikely: At the fencing club where we used to buy gear in Denver, there was a sign by the phone: "If Neil Diamond or Jimmy Buffett call, please put Elaine on the phone immediately."

A year or two after I first noticed the sign, they replaced it with a new one.

Which prompted me to ask, "Do Neil Diamond and Jimmy Buffett actually call here, or is this just an Elaine fangirl thing?"

"Oh they both call fairly often. They are both fencers, or at least used to be. Now they both sponsor kids from poor families, make sure they have gear, pay for their lessons, cover their travel for tournaments on the road. We have five Diamond kids and eight Buffett kids, ranging from 12 to 19. They do this at clubs all across the country."

So I have to say, as much as some of their music curdles my spine and makes me feel like I need dentistry, I respect what they're doing with the money that fame is bringing them.

I'd go for that dinner even if just to say "good work, well done" on that one topic.

Diamond in fact went to college on a fencing scholarship, I believe. Sadly knowing that, I was still halfway through your post and thinking you meant fencing as in chain link. derp...
 
Forecaster18
2009-12-09 03:38:15 PM
FunkOut: Neil Diamond is pure evil genius. He is one of the most malevolent forces greatest songwriters and performers on earth.

FTFY.
 
thefatbasturd
2009-12-09 03:44:31 PM
Bag of Hammers: Sapper_Topo: I personally dont understand all the Neil hate in this thread. The Buffett hate yes but Neil Diamond is a real cool cat! I'd glady drop a Christmas bonus to sit down for supper with him.

/Hates Parrot heads too

Well he did once kill a drifter just to achieve an erection so that makes him cool in my book.

/Big this on the Buffet hate

Once? pffffft... And fark ALL you Buffet haters. "He Went To Paris" is one of the most beautiful, poignant songs ever written. And I'm only a casual fan.

"Jimmy, some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way..."
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 04:35:01 PM
About a buck oh-five
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 04:54:44 PM
Forecaster18: FunkOut: Neil Diamond is pure evil genius. He is one of the most malevolent forces greatest songwriters and performers on earth.

FTFY.

I don't care, I'm still scared of him.

And dry sponges, finger injuries, and heights.
 
Con Fabulous
2009-12-09 08:32:50 PM
solokumba: Money talks
But it don't sing and dance and fence, apparently

UNLIKE NEIL DIAMOND

/Would have dinner with Neil, but I have no idea what we'd talk about
//"So Neil, do you enjoy posting mean-spirited comments on the internet?"
///"Why yes, most of my spare time is devoted to immigration flamewars."
 
uncre8tv
2009-12-09 08:35:55 PM
DNRTFA but I would give up a sizeable chunk of cash for a dinner with Neil Patrick Harris.

/ straight guy with man crush on Barney
// and had one on Doogie
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2009-12-09 09:31:13 PM
uncre8tv: DNRTFA but I would give up a sizeable chunk of cash for a dinner with Neil Patrick Harris.

/ straight guy with man crush on Barney
// and had one on Doogie

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