You can't miss him, he's carrying a Trident.

Just give him a handful of worms, everybody loves Wrigley's.

I just hope he stays out of my water park.

subby, nice try...but meh.
I give you + .4

He had a gub in his pocket?

This is a late parrot: You can't miss him, he's carrying a Trident.



And there were horses, and a man on fire.
/I just burnt my tongue

Sounds like someone needs to take a Luden.

MythDragon: subby, nice try...but meh.
I give you + .4

...yeah, agree

Booo! Subby. BOOOO!

Give the gift of gratitude for getting gum. Gargling with garlic and gouda is guaranteed to not be good. Godawful breath gestating in one's guts gestures to gastric gumption. Good gumshoes can guess the guidance of the gangster's goings by getting a getting a general glint of gagging girls. Got away? No, good gentleman..Gotcha!

/whew

FTA: Lieutenant William Wilson says tellers remember the man as tall, thin and "having very offensive breath and real yellow teeth".

Witnesses also say he looks and smells dirty.

This could be a description of a lot of people living in Michigan.

This bank is 2 blocks away from my house. I've never smelled him so he can't be that bad.

"It was huuuuge"

/I watch to much ESPN

Dragon breath?

I love pun headlines but this is the only one I heard using Gene Shalit's voice in my head. What's up with that?

Probably hung like a Tic-Tac... In fact, it probably IS the Farker by that name!

Crunch61: Probably hung like a Tic-Tac... In fact, it probably IS the Farker by that name!

*beep* *beep*

Old news is old.

subby wins teh internets

thanks for the first laugh of the day

This is why America needs Mentos commercials now more than ever.

Foul Old Ron strikes again.

Have some respect for the '220. Brush yo teef.

yes, in MI we're so broke we can't afford a gun to flash _or_ the gum to chew.

/I've got floride in my water so my teeth are safe!

You guys are slipping...Where's the Toe-Licking Bandit mug?!

VelmaCruise: FTA: Lieutenant William Wilson says tellers remember the man as tall, thin and "having very offensive breath and real yellow teeth".

Witnesses also say he looks and smells dirty.

This could be a description of a lot of people living in Michigan.

Let me guess. You have minty fresh breath?

maybe he should get in touch with this guys.


Sterling Heights police seek bubble gum bandits
BY TAMMY STABLES BATTAGLIA
FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER

Police in Sterling Heights are warning merchants there's a group of bubble gum bandits on the loose.

In the latest heist, two thieves chatted with the clerk of the Speedway gas station at 15 Mile and Ryan at 9:30 p.m. Nov. 21 while another man cleaned out the candy aisle of $318 in gum, according to police.