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		Mickey Rourke gets engaged to 24-year-old girlfriend, which reportedly gave even Marilyn Manson the chills (celebitchy.com)		73
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Soumac

2009-12-08 05:00:24 PM

Unfortunately, he's engaged to someone who's damaged enough to want Mickey Rourke as a life partner.

TheOther

2009-12-08 06:52:21 PM

He couldn't even afford the tits option package?

Rent Party

2009-12-08 08:38:14 PM

I don't care what any of you farkers say, if I'm 57, and can tap into that, I'm going to drill baby, drill.

McDonough35

2009-12-08 08:40:58 PM

TheOther: He couldn't even afford the tits option package?

i108.photobucket.com

Crudbucket

2009-12-08 08:42:16 PM

Soumac: Unfortunately, he's engaged to someone who's damaged enough to want Mickey Rourke as a life partner.

Yeah, but look at how hot she is.

www.carimpong.com

Crudbucket

2009-12-08 08:44:56 PM

TheOther: He couldn't even afford the tits option package?

I'm marking these NSFW (new window) just to be on the safe side.

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-08 08:46:58 PM

Crudbucket: TheOther: He couldn't even afford the tits option package?

I'm marking these NSFW (new window) just to be on the safe side.

I'd wrestle with that.

laterthanyou

2009-12-08 08:48:28 PM

she's alright....

EyeballKid

2009-12-08 08:54:42 PM

RAM JAM!!

Postal Penguin

2009-12-08 08:55:00 PM

The question is: who is wearing more make up in those pictures?

I_Am_Your_Stalker

2009-12-08 08:59:48 PM

Does anyone know which catalog he got her from?

hulk hogan meat shoes

2009-12-08 09:00:05 PM

I read that as Mickey Rooney. If an 89 year old dude that isn't Hef could get a 24 year old chick, that would be cause for celebration the world over.

El Morro

2009-12-08 09:01:05 PM

Lock down an airtight prenup, Mr. Rourke.
Make sure she has 10 different lawyers look it over, get her on tape agreeing to it (after she states loud and clear to the camera that she is of sound mind and body), and go to town, brother.

EyeballKid

2009-12-08 09:02:48 PM

I_Am_Your_Stalker: Does anyone know which catalog he got her from?

routingbyrumor.files.wordpress.com

Wrong_Intentions

2009-12-08 09:04:25 PM

El Morro: Lock down an airtight prenup, Mr. Rourke.
Make sure she has 10 different lawyers look it over, get her on tape agreeing to it (after she states loud and clear to the camera that she is of sound mind and body), and go to town, brother.

Her body looks pretty sound to me.

/This is thread where we overpost with cheesy double entendres, right?

schubie

2009-12-08 09:07:03 PM

Mickey Rourke destroyed his face.

Foxxinnia

2009-12-08 09:11:13 PM

Mickey Rourke or Rick James?
You decide.

Quantum Apostrophe

2009-12-08 09:14:28 PM

So what? Plenty of people expect good looking guys to date women outweighing them by an baby rhino, but a few years difference between adults is bad? What is so special about age that gets people so upset? Do old people have magical powers? If anything, the human body is programmed to self-destruct in time.

Sobrrr

2009-12-08 09:20:32 PM

There's a chick who's mad at her parents...

odinsposse

2009-12-08 09:26:16 PM

You are never too old to date a 24 year old model.

EbolaNYC

2009-12-08 09:26:55 PM

I used to see him all the time in the Venice Beach Gold's Gym working out around '03. I remember thinking how much a shame it was he hadn't done anything in a while, I thought he was a good actor... Good for him, get some of that sweet 20-something tail, and fark you subbby.

RadioactiveApe

2009-12-08 09:27:11 PM

Sobrrr: There's a chick who's mad at her parents...

And short on cash.

unicron702

2009-12-08 09:30:23 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: I read that as Mickey Rooney. If an 89 year old dude that isn't Hef could get a 24 year old chick, that would be cause for celebration the world over.

Jiminey Jillikers!!

Sultan Of Herf

2009-12-08 09:31:17 PM

odinsposse: You are never too old to date a 24 year old model.

Damned right.

peewinkle

2009-12-08 09:38:20 PM

Damn. I LIKE Rourke, but those pics were just NASTY. RIP Eddie Cook.

jake3988

2009-12-08 09:43:19 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes 2009-12-08 09:00:05 PM I read that as Mickey Rooney. If an 89 year old dude that isn't Hef could get a 24 year old chick, that would be cause for celebration the world over.
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Well Mickey Rooney has been married 8 times. :)

But he's been married to the most recent one more than the other 7 combined.

pvd021

2009-12-08 09:48:15 PM

She sort of looks like Silvia Saint. I'm just sayin/noticing

FunkOut

2009-12-08 09:54:32 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: So what? Plenty of people expect good looking guys to date women outweighing them by an baby rhino, but a few years difference between adults is bad? What is so special about age that gets people so upset? Do old people have magical powers? If anything, the human body is programmed to self-destruct in time.

Well, I guess it gets creepy when the one person is reminiscing about some great time they had doing coke and banging strippers back in '87 at a wild party and the other person in the relationship was a newborn baby drinking milk, getting her diaper changed, and napping on daddy's shoulder back in 1987 that very same night.

And I see a lot of decent looking guys with large, bossy women with angry nasty expressions these days. Many not even married or with kids yet, the woman ruling their life with an iron fist and him acting like he's lucky to have her. I can only guess there's more men with a humiliation fetish than I would have thought.

OgreMagi

2009-12-08 09:56:25 PM

Being 50 years old, I for one welcome our hot twenty-something crazy Russian future ex-wives.

If there are any hot twenty-something crazy Russian women out there, I'm available.

AbiNormal

2009-12-08 10:02:26 PM

OgreMagi: Being 50 years old, I for one welcome our hot twenty-something crazy Russian future ex-wives.

If there are any hot twenty-something crazy Russian women out there, I'm available.

Here ya go (new window)

OgreMagi

2009-12-08 10:05:55 PM

AbiNormal: OgreMagi: Being 50 years old, I for one welcome our hot twenty-something crazy Russian future ex-wives.

If there are any hot twenty-something crazy Russian women out there, I'm available.

Here ya go (new window)

No thanks. I'm sure my credit card number would burn from the action if I posted it there.

How about if you fake a Russian accent for a while? Use Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons as reference material (Natasha Fatale).

WTF Indeed

2009-12-08 10:09:04 PM

Everytime I see picture of him it makes me want to stop drinking forever.

TheSignPost

2009-12-08 10:13:53 PM

Don't do it, Mickey.

No one should date a woman under the age of 25.

That way leads to ruin.

Hugin

2009-12-08 10:26:32 PM

Maybe she was scared? Someone wanted her dead and she knew it. So she hit the saloons, the bad places, looking for meanest lug around and finding me.

Sm3agol85

2009-12-08 11:01:31 PM

Hugin: Maybe she was scared? Someone wanted her dead and she knew it. So she hit the saloons, the bad places, looking for meanest lug around and finding me.

This is wildly humorous as I watching this RIGHT NOW. Frodo is quite the wierdo.

alprez

2009-12-08 11:02:19 PM

She will have used him up and thrown him away before she is 30.

That coward David Lopan

2009-12-08 11:16:34 PM

And I see a lot of decent looking guys with large, bossy women with angry nasty expressions these days. Many not even married or with kids yet, the woman ruling their life with an iron fist and him acting like he's lucky to have her. I can only guess there's more men with a humiliation fetish than I would have thought.

Here, here.

Jim_Callahan

2009-12-08 11:28:15 PM

Crudbucket: Soumac: Unfortunately, he's engaged to someone who's damaged enough to want Mickey Rourke as a life partner.

Yeah, but look at how hot she is.

So... moderately?

Nothing special physically for someone in their early 20s. Though the ridiculously overpowered flash isn't helping, I guess.

red5ish

2009-12-08 11:32:32 PM

PRIEST
(very reasoned and slow)
Now, Harold, the Church has
nothing against the union of
the old and the young. Each
age has its own beauty. But a
marital union is concerned with
the conjugal rights. And the
procreation of children. I
would be remiss in my duties if
I did not tell you that the
idea of --
(he swallows)
- intercourse - the fact of
your young, firm --
(growing
disturbed)
-- body commingling with the
withered flesh, sagging breasts,
and flabby buttocks - makes me --
(falls apart)
- want to vomit.

dopeydwarf

2009-12-08 11:42:01 PM

Pleeeease. Anyone saying they wouldn't hit that like a ton of bricks is teh gay. She's farking hot for at least another decade, and by then old Mickey will either be in the grave or onto wife #4. Shabam!

IXI Jim IXI

2009-12-08 11:49:11 PM

This will be the bride's second marriage...

Jonathan Strange

2009-12-08 11:52:13 PM

I read the headline as Mickey Rooney.

EL_FABREZ

2009-12-08 11:56:28 PM

AbiNormal: OgreMagi: Being 50 years old, I for one welcome our hot twenty-something crazy Russian future ex-wives.

If there are any hot twenty-something crazy Russian women out there, I'm available.

Here ya go (new window)

Holy crap. There's a ton of chicks that are way hotter than her on there, if in fact that isn't a scam.

IXI Jim IXI

2009-12-08 11:59:39 PM

Jonathan Strange: I read the headline as Mickey Rooney.

"Didja ever have a 24-year-old girlfriend boink your brains out on a Thursday?"

Mini Ditka

2009-12-09 12:17:13 AM

IXI Jim IXI: Jonathan Strange: I read the headline as Mickey Rooney.

"Didja ever have a 24-year-old girlfriend boink your brains out on a Thursday?"

WIN!

/someone is going to correct you

IXI Jim IXI

2009-12-09 12:22:21 AM

Mini Ditka:

/someone is going to correct you

I'm married. I'm used to that :D

ferro_man

2009-12-09 12:46:07 AM

I read the headline as Marilyn Monroe and was wondering just how freaky Mickey Rourke was

Ol Fart

2009-12-09 01:10:28 AM

So, just when does her green card expire?

The_Sponge

2009-12-09 01:36:11 AM

Jakevol2: I give the marriage 9 1/2 weeks.

*Applause*

Egalitarian

2009-12-09 01:49:20 AM

hulk hogan meat shoes: I read that as Mickey Rooney. If an 89 year old dude that isn't Hef could get a 24 year old chick, that would be cause for celebration the world over.

LOL I was thinking that too. Except for me, Mickey Rooney will always be the weird little capering ape-child of the 30's/40's. In which case marrying a 24 year old chick is gettin' into a whole weird area.

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