Soumac: Unfortunately, he's engaged to someone who's damaged enough to want Mickey Rourke as a life partner.

Yeah, but look at how hot she is.

TheOther: He couldn't even afford the tits option package?

I'm marking these NSFW (new window) just to be on the safe side.

Mickey Rourke destroyed his face.

Quantum Apostrophe: So what? Plenty of people expect good looking guys to date women outweighing them by an baby rhino, but a few years difference between adults is bad? What is so special about age that gets people so upset? Do old people have magical powers? If anything, the human body is programmed to self-destruct in time.

Well, I guess it gets creepy when the one person is reminiscing about some great time they had doing coke and banging strippers back in '87 at a wild party and the other person in the relationship was a newborn baby drinking milk, getting her diaper changed, and napping on daddy's shoulder back in 1987 that very same night.

And I see a lot of decent looking guys with large, bossy women with angry nasty expressions these days. Many not even married or with kids yet, the woman ruling their life with an iron fist and him acting like he's lucky to have her. I can only guess there's more men with a humiliation fetish than I would have thought.

Everytime I see picture of him it makes me want to stop drinking forever.

Don't do it, Mickey.

No one should date a woman under the age of 25.

That way leads to ruin.

Pleeeease. Anyone saying they wouldn't hit that like a ton of bricks is teh gay. She's farking hot for at least another decade, and by then old Mickey will either be in the grave or onto wife #4. Shabam!

IXI Jim IXI: Jonathan Strange: I read the headline as Mickey Rooney.

"Didja ever have a 24-year-old girlfriend boink your brains out on a Thursday?"


WIN!

/someone is going to correct you

Jakevol2: I give the marriage 9 1/2 weeks.


*Applause*