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DC to renumber Wonder Woman to make her 600. Because that's what women want: to be OLDER
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mysticcat
2009-12-08 02:34:22 PM
Already been done
mysticcat
2009-12-08 02:35:42 PM
Preview is not my friend
The English Major
2009-12-08 02:50:46 PM
I thought she was a Black Lantern now.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2009-12-08 04:07:18 PM
A vote for me is a vote for a cosplay thread!!
RocketRod
2009-12-08 04:37:16 PM
/hot like an Amazon
Crudbucket
2009-12-08 06:04:59 PM
So is she a cougar, or a sabertooth lion?
Trik
2009-12-08 06:11:59 PM
have they put her in butt floss yet or is she still in the star spangled panties
Gunny Highway
2009-12-08 06:12:16 PM
The English Major
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I thought she was a Black Lantern now.
I am not too familar with the Black Lantern Corp so I went to the wiki page. I am more confused now than I was before.
halfmoth
2009-12-08 06:13:01 PM
The English Major
2009-12-08 06:15:14 PM
Gunny Highway
:
The English Major: I thought she was a Black Lantern now.
I am not too familar with the Black Lantern Corp so I went to the wiki page. I am more confused now than I was before.
DC is undergoing one huge death spiral with its heroes before getting a continuity enema with the Earth One titles next year.
/Nekron "resurrects" Bruce Wayne as a Black Lantern to instill Fear in Superman, Wonder Woman, and the rest of them
//and then the rings turn them into undead Black Lanterns
///and rings are chasing after Hal "I'm Gonna Become a White Lantern But It'll Be a Total Surprise, Right?" Jordan and Barry "GODDAMMITSLOWDOWN" Allen.
////still not as bad as the JMS/Brand New Day/One More Day/New Ways to Die/Nine Days of Pie Spider-Man Arcs
Gunny Highway
2009-12-08 06:22:22 PM
The English Major
:
DC is undergoing one huge death spiral with its heroes before getting a continuity enema with the Earth One titles next year.
I wish I was more familiar with the DC Multiverse. I never read DC as a kid and have tried as I have got older. I enjoy the stuff but always feel like I am missing something important.
Gunny Highway
2009-12-08 06:25:21 PM
Gunny Highway
:
DC Multiverse
DC Comics Multiverse
/only thing I can think of when I hear someone say that
The English Major
2009-12-08 06:29:25 PM
Gunny Highway
:
The English Major: DC is undergoing one huge death spiral with its heroes before getting a continuity enema with the Earth One titles next year.
I wish I was more familiar with the DC Multiverse. I never read DC as a kid and have tried as I have got older. I enjoy the stuff but always feel like I am missing something important.
No...not really. That's why I tend to stray away from the monthlies and wait for the TPBs. DC's fast-tracking the Green Lantern titles now, and they do the same with the majority of their good Vertigo imprints. Jack of Fables, Fables, DMZ, and House of Mystery, for example. Hell, the new Ian Rankin Hellblazer graphic novel is awesome.
It's a tremendous investment to follow the core Blackest Night title and all the spinoffs.
Like I said in yesterday's Marvel Misogyny thread, the only thing the companies are waging war on is your wallet.
But whatever you do...don't read Final Crisis. It will mess with your head and it tosses in everything from The New Gods to Batman to...I'm just going to stop. It's all too much a headache.
/I'm going to read Y: The Last Man Volume II later this evening
//and hopefully I get a few Invincible Hardcovers for Christmas
///and Ex-Machina too
Gunny Highway
2009-12-08 06:35:09 PM
The English Major
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/I'm going to read Y: The Last Man Volume II later this evening
I am buying my girl the Y series. She has never read comics but is blazing through them. I got her Vol II on Friday and had to go out for Vol III on Sunday. She is really enjoying it so I am looking forward to getting my hands on it once she is all done.
/Thanks for the advice BTW
//Hoping to get the complete Bone collection for Xmas
The English Major
2009-12-08 06:42:05 PM
Gunny Highway
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The English Major: /I'm going to read Y: The Last Man Volume II later this evening
I am buying my girl the Y series. She has never read comics but is blazing through them. I got her Vol II on Friday and had to go out for Vol III on Sunday. She is really enjoying it so I am looking forward to getting my hands on it once she is all done.
/Thanks for the advice BTW
//Hoping to get the complete Bone collection for Xmas
I actually got that last Christmas.
Never mind I have all the single volumes, the big one's nice.
As is "The Art of Bone."
If you want a quick, quirky read that doesn't require too much knowledge of mythos, pick up Neil Gaiman's "Whatever Happened to the Cape Crusader?" It's how his Rogue's Gallery deals with his "death."
In some ways, it's an homage to "Almost Got Him."
Also, I really enjoyed Brian K. Vaughn's "Pride of Baghdad."
Deagan Herumor
2009-12-08 06:45:19 PM
One of the things I like about the DC characters is that they're simple. There isn't a million pages of back story for each guy that explains every facet of his being.
Now it's not just because I'm a simpleton, what's great about the DC characters is that their simplicity allows them to be used in various ways. Things like Red Son or The Nail in particular. As one guy said, Black Lantern Batman sounds awesome. Who would be more dangerous than Batman with a ring? Though it's predictable that Batman would turn hero because he's the Goddamn Batman.
Dog Welder
2009-12-08 06:46:38 PM
I must be getting old because I remember Marvel and DC would cancel long-running series and restart them just so they could have a new #1 "collectible" issue.
Nem Wan
2009-12-08 06:47:27 PM
Thread needs moar Lynda Carter
/hot
Forbidden Doughnut
2009-12-08 06:48:06 PM
My library actually had copies of "The Walking Dead" on the shelves. I'll definitely check that series out...
The English Major
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Like I said in yesterday's Marvel Misogyny thread, the only thing the companies are waging war on is your wallet.
LOL. So true..
/ last DC event that I followed was "52"
// my comic-buying budget is small...
FirstNationalBastard
2009-12-08 06:58:09 PM
Deagan Herumor
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One of the things I like about the DC characters is that they're simple. There isn't a million pages of back story for each guy that explains every facet of his being.
Simple?
In which of the 52 universes?
Superman, who was killed, resurrected, went nuts and tried to be everywhere at once and created androids to help him do so, and was and was not Superboy who was and was not a member of the Legion of Superheroes?
Batman, who had his back broken, magically healed, had Gotham City hit by an earthquake and a plague before it was cut off from the rest of the country until soon to be President Lex Luthor gave the money to rebuild, then Batman gave up his Bruce Wayne identity after Bruce was framed for Murder, but everything turned out okay and Bruce was cleared just before Bats took over the Gotham police and became an outlaw again, and during that time, his dead second Robin, Jason Todd, was resurrected because Superboy (not the one Superman may or may not have been, but another one) punched the universal wall and made things un-happen, so now Jason is running around as the Red Hood while Bruce Wayne has been transported back to 50 million years ago and everyone thinks he's dead and Dick Grayson and Bruce's illigitmate son Damien are Batman and Robin?
That's simple, eh?
Gunny Highway
2009-12-08 06:59:12 PM
The English Major
:
"Whatever Happened to the Cape Crusader?"
The English Major
:
"Almost Got Him."
Nice I will definitely check that out. I loved that episode of TAS. Thanks again.
Rhaab
2009-12-08 07:03:13 PM
Nem Wan
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Thread needs moar Lynda Carter
Thank you, sir! It also needs more
Wonder Woman
in
bondage
. Because that's what
Wonder Woman
is
all about
.
(New windows for all links. Like links in a chain. A chain for binding an Amazon.)
apeiron242
2009-12-08 07:29:32 PM
Charisma Carpenter for WW!
The English Major
2009-12-08 08:23:08 PM
Gunny Highway
:
The English Major: "Whatever Happened to the Cape Crusader?"
The English Major: "Almost Got Him."
Nice I will definitely check that out. I loved that episode of TAS. Thanks again.
You're welcome. Alan Moore's "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow" was good too; it is a different take on what happens after Superman leaves Earth. It was before he went all loony toons. His DC Collected Stories is great, if only for "The Man Who Has Everything."
Forbidden Doughnut
:
My library actually had copies of "The Walking Dead" on the shelves. I'll definitely check that series out...
The English Major: Like I said in yesterday's Marvel Misogyny thread, the only thing the companies are waging war on is your wallet.
LOL. So true..
/ last DC event that I followed was "52"
// my comic-buying budget is small...
Got the first two Walking Dead hardcovers for my birthday. It's a fairly good yarn, but I know it's...uncompromising.
52 was great solely for the Booster Gold/Rip Hunter storyline. I have the Booster Gold figure that DC Direct released, and skeets pops open to reveal Mr. Mind.
/also love the JLU Episode "The Greatest Story Never Told"
//"Thanks, Green Lantern!"
Fano
2009-12-08 08:36:33 PM
Dog Welder
:
I must be getting old because I remember Marvel and DC would cancel long-running series and restart them just so they could have a new #1 "collectible" issue.
I assume they are finally undoing that with this Wonder Woman change.
Good. One of the things that got me into comics was seeing something like "The Amazing Spider-man number #225" or "The Mighty Thor 595" for example. Knowing there were years of continuity going let me know it was a real hero, not some flash in the pan like Nth Man, the Ultimate Ninja.
Also, I cannot keep track of X-men between all the crossovers, and restarts to the series. Which low numbered X-men comic was I reading? Don't recall but let me pick up X-men 256. Back before the internet I loved seeing little corner boxes that said things like "way back in ish 35. -Smilin Stan Lee"
Fano
2009-12-08 08:38:43 PM
NSFW WonderLola
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Fano
2009-12-08 08:43:54 PM
Fano
2009-12-08 08:45:25 PM
texdent
2009-12-08 08:46:13 PM
The English Major
:
Gunny Highway: The English Major: I thought she was a Black Lantern now.
I am not too familar with the Black Lantern Corp so I went to the wiki page. I am more confused now than I was before.
DC is undergoing one huge death spiral with its heroes before getting a continuity enema with the Earth One titles next year.
/Nekron "resurrects" Bruce Wayne as a Black Lantern to instill Fear in Superman, Wonder Woman, and the rest of them
//and then the rings turn them into undead Black Lanterns
///and rings are chasing after Hal "I'm Gonna Become a White Lantern But It'll Be a Total Surprise, Right?" Jordan and Barry "GODDAMMITSLOWDOWN" Allen.
////still not as bad as the JMS/Brand New Day/One More Day/New Ways to Die/Nine Days of Pie Spider-Man Arcs
Black Lantern Blue Beetle is great.
The English Major
2009-12-08 08:51:44 PM
texdent
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The English Major: Gunny Highway: The English Major: I thought she was a Black Lantern now.
I am not too familar with the Black Lantern Corp so I went to the wiki page. I am more confused now than I was before.
DC is undergoing one huge death spiral with its heroes before getting a continuity enema with the Earth One titles next year.
/Nekron "resurrects" Bruce Wayne as a Black Lantern to instill Fear in Superman, Wonder Woman, and the rest of them
//and then the rings turn them into undead Black Lanterns
///and rings are chasing after Hal "I'm Gonna Become a White Lantern But It'll Be a Total Surprise, Right?" Jordan and Barry "GODDAMMITSLOWDOWN" Allen.
////still not as bad as the JMS/Brand New Day/One More Day/New Ways to Die/Nine Days of Pie Spider-Man Arcs
Black Lantern Blue Beetle is great.
I agree with you 100%.
droosan
2009-12-08 09:07:30 PM
dragon927
2009-12-08 09:27:25 PM
Wonder Woman's immortal, so age means nothing.
Galileo's Daughter
2009-12-08 10:02:31 PM
But whatever you do...don't read Final Crisis. It will mess with your head and it tosses in everything from The New Gods to Batman to...I'm just going to stop. It's all too much a headache.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was totally lost reading that. Although Crisis on Infinite Earths gave me a headache.
///World War III was entertaining
Malinki
2009-12-08 10:08:21 PM
Like this?
Good Behavior Day
2009-12-08 11:53:19 PM
Rhaab
:
Nem Wan: Thread needs moar Lynda Carter
Thank you, sir! It also needs more Wonder Woman in bondage. Because that's what Wonder Woman is all about.
(New windows for all links. Like links in a chain. A chain for binding an Amazon.)
I can't help but notice that the big piece of wood in the background has been gnawed by a beaver until it fell down.
/a vote for me is a vote for golden age comics phallic symbols
proletarian
2009-12-08 11:55:01 PM
The English Major
:
DC is undergoing one huge death spiral with its heroes before getting a continuity enema with the Earth One titles next year.
I think the Earth One graphic novels were going to be a new and different continuity like Marvel's Ultimate line, not a new continuity in the regular titles occurring on New Earth. So it's not really an enema; they're actually packing more shiat into the Multiverse, to use your metaphor.
The English Major
:
But whatever you do...don't read Final Crisis. It will mess with your head and it tosses in everything from The New Gods to Batman to...I'm just going to stop. It's all too much a headache.
Final Crisis was outstanding.
therecksays
2009-12-09 12:03:44 AM
apeiron242
:
Charisma Carpenter for WW!
I kinda like that idea. They'd have to hide her tramp stamp though.
The English Major
2009-12-09 12:59:33 AM
proletarian
:
The English Major: DC is undergoing one huge death spiral with its heroes before getting a continuity enema with the Earth One titles next year.
I think the Earth One graphic novels were going to be a new and different continuity like Marvel's Ultimate line, not a new continuity in the regular titles occurring on New Earth. So it's not really an enema; they're actually packing more shiat into the Multiverse, to use your metaphor.
The English Major: But whatever you do...don't read Final Crisis. It will mess with your head and it tosses in everything from The New Gods to Batman to...I'm just going to stop. It's all too much a headache.
Final Crisis was outstanding.
I dunno. I liked Identity Crisis better.
Braindeath
2009-12-09 11:12:19 AM
texdent
:
Black Lantern Blue Beetle is great.
Yes. Yes He is.
proletarian
:
Final Crisis was outstanding.
No, It was not. And it was 99% pointless other than have Batman suicide by God so I can now have Dick Grayson in the bat cape, which sucks, Tim Drake off being even more miserable, which sucks, Jason Todd more insane, which sucks, and Steph Brown as Batgirl. Which also sucks. And Damien Wayne. You get the idea.
I hate you,
Grant Morrison.
I want to be able to read Bat comics again. Oh the bright side, watching Black Hand drool on Bruce's skull is vastly entertaining.
Pyynk
2009-12-09 06:06:07 PM
The English Major
:
/also love the JLU Episode "The Greatest Story Never Told"
//"Thanks, Green Lantern!"
"I'm
not
Green Lantern!"
52 was what got me back into comics and DC in particular. And yes, Booster Gold is the farkin' man.
/A vote for me is a vote for Booster!
//Don't make me break out the DragonCon JL picture
Fano
2009-12-09 09:07:40 PM
Broken image, my ass, fark.
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