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(The Local (Sweden)) Strange Swedish group wants to change hymen to "vaginal corona." Won't the lime sting?   (thelocal.se) divider line 130
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St_Francis_P [TotalFark]
2009-12-08 09:52:19 AM
I'm not sure they'll change anyone's thinking, but I hope their efforts are crowned with success.
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2009-12-08 10:23:24 AM
Swedish group wants change hymen to "vaginal corona." Won't the lime sting?

If it does sting, take it as a warning and leave.
 
Stompn_Tom
2009-12-08 10:23:57 AM
Lime in the coconut (new window)
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2009-12-08 10:31:52 AM
salt in the womb
 
RevBigfoot [TotalFark]
2009-12-08 10:40:41 AM
Swedish girl thread!
bucketocrap.com

/hot (new window)
 
RevBigfoot [TotalFark]
2009-12-08 10:44:05 AM
bucketocrap.com

/hotter (new window)
 
mofroe
2009-12-08 11:26:51 AM
Why do they have to be such sour pusses?
 
Kome
2009-12-08 11:50:45 AM
Won't the lime sting?

Probably not, unless you have an open cut in that region. Citrus fruits like lemons and limes have been used as contraceptives for a long time. Cut in half, the bowl shape acts as a diaphragm while the citric acid works as a spermicide.
 
ne2d
2009-12-08 11:54:21 AM
VAGINA THREAD!
 
MasterThief [TotalFark]
2009-12-08 12:18:24 PM
Kome: Probably not, unless you have an open cut in that region. Citrus fruits like lemons and limes have been used as contraceptives for a long time. Cut in half, the bowl shape acts as a diaphragm while the citric acid works as a spermicide.

img12.imageshack.us


/you put the lime in the cooch, ya nut, and eat 'em both up
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2009-12-08 12:26:37 PM
+1
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2009-12-08 12:27:09 PM
 
coco ebert [TotalFark]
2009-12-08 12:27:48 PM
RevBigfoot: Swedish girl thread!

/hot (new window)

Those look more like the girls from the Jersey Shore.
 
StarshipPooper
2009-12-08 12:43:53 PM
How about Furry Clam?
 
Thisbymaster
2009-12-08 12:46:43 PM
A group in a country that doesn't speak English, wants to change a word in the English language. Fine, I am going to start a group to change every word in Swedish to "Bork" or "Borg".
 
rastjr
2009-12-08 12:48:45 PM
Are they from Sweden?
 
8bit4life
2009-12-08 12:48:47 PM
Doesn't matter to me...mine's been broken for years.
 
1lastcall
2009-12-08 12:49:37 PM
Wants change?? Wants change????

/knows there is an Obama joke in there somewhere, but insufficiently coffee'd to make one.
 
BeerBear
2009-12-08 12:49:41 PM
Not a bookmark
 
The Angry Hand of God
2009-12-08 12:50:22 PM
So could I get a DUI in Sweeden for having blood all over my face?
 
MythDragon
2009-12-08 12:50:37 PM
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up

Well if the lime is in the coconut, it wouldn't sting at all.
The coconut is another matter
 
Bartleby the Scrivener
2009-12-08 12:50:58 PM
Does not approve

i48.tinypic.com
 
dittybopper
2009-12-08 12:51:56 PM
StarshipPooper: How about Furry Clam?

Fur burger.
 
Pollexabator
2009-12-08 12:51:59 PM
Let's not stop there. I move that we change the derogatory word "foreskin" to the more politically expedient, "penis hoodie".
 
therhinodep
2009-12-08 12:52:07 PM
8bit4life: Doesn't matter to me...mine's been broken for years.

Oh yeah, well I never HAD one! So there!
 
lockheed1039
2009-12-08 12:52:48 PM
Isn't that where they build Vulvas?

/my buddy drives a Vulva Wagon. It's pretty sweet.
 
dittybopper
2009-12-08 12:53:32 PM
MasterThief: Kome: Probably not, unless you have an open cut in that region. Citrus fruits like lemons and limes have been used as contraceptives for a long time. Cut in half, the bowl shape acts as a diaphragm while the citric acid works as a spermicide.

[I.. did not know that]

/you put the lime in the cooch, ya nut, and eat 'em both up

Why else do you think fish is often garnished with lemon? It's a cultural throwback.
 
rustyspork
2009-12-08 12:54:15 PM
So, no one has summoned Gorgor yet?

/Ducks...
 
Misanthropic Byotch
2009-12-08 12:54:37 PM
But "Buster Vaginal Corona" doesn't sound like a real name
 
8bit4life
2009-12-08 12:55:41 PM
therhinodep: Oh yeah, well I never HAD one! So there!

You should try it some time. Goes well with a nice merlot and a side of broccoli with rice.
 
YourMotherHatesMe
2009-12-08 12:55:44 PM
That should go good with my swedish meatballs.
 
fappomatic
2009-12-08 12:55:47 PM
He thrust his probiscunaaanegurgenkork into her waiting slidkrans.

Oh yeah. That's hawt.
 
ultraholland
2009-12-08 12:56:07 PM
Vaginal Bork
 
zato_ichi
2009-12-08 12:56:31 PM
Partial threadjack

So......

Is gorgor on vacation or something...I can think of a few threads that his horror could have used; this one especially.

/bannation?
 
MemeSlave
2009-12-08 12:56:55 PM
I'm 0 for 2 on the whole blood thing, is that real or just a myth?

/virgin farking days probably over
//cry
///slashy-gashy!
 
The Angry Hand of God
2009-12-08 12:57:22 PM
8bit4life: therhinodep: Oh yeah, well I never HAD one! So there!

You should try it some time. Goes well with a nice merlot and a side of broccoli with rice.

Dude, that is messed up. Seriously. WTF is wrong with you? Everyone knows you drink white wine with red meat.
 
tothekor
2009-12-08 12:57:49 PM
lockheed1039: Isn't that where they build Vulvas?

/my buddy drives a Vulva Wagon. It's pretty sweet.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
cats4rent
2009-12-08 12:58:14 PM
the name's Buster......Buster Hymen
 
bird girl
2009-12-08 12:58:25 PM
Thisbymaster: A group in a country that doesn't speak English, wants to change a word in the English language. Fine, I am going to start a group to change every word in Swedish to "Bork" or "Borg".

Actually, most Swedes speak English. I've been to Sweden several times and never met anyone who didn't have at least a basic knowledge of English. Several years of English courses are mandatory in school there.
 
YourMotherHatesMe
2009-12-08 12:58:52 PM
MemeSlave: I'm 0 for 2 on the whole blood thing, is that real or just a myth?

/virgin farking days probably over
//cry
///slashy-gashy!

Too small to break it maybe?
 
lou_cipher
2009-12-08 12:59:05 PM
DNRTFA. What's wrong with hymen? Too Jewish?
 
1lastcall
2009-12-08 12:59:12 PM
zato_ichi: Partial threadjack

So......

Is gorgor on vacation or something...I can think of a few threads that his horror could have used; this one especially.

/bannation?

Nope, he's been around ... he ric rolled ...
 
theMightyRegeya
2009-12-08 12:59:35 PM
Well, I'm glad they've gotten that important issue addressed.
 
Lloyd Braun
2009-12-08 12:59:45 PM
Tiger Wood's wife is Swedish. Did anybody hear about what's going on between these two? Pretty crazy stuff.
 
8bit4life
2009-12-08 12:59:49 PM
zato_ichi: Partial threadjack

So......

Is gorgor on vacation or something...I can think of a few threads that his horror could have used; this one especially.

/bannation?

Here you go....
ENTIRELY NSFW (new window)

As an aside....the "buy it on a product" feature is really great when you use tinypic in cases like the above link.
 
Drizzit
2009-12-08 12:59:50 PM
Your heinous highness broke her hymen hey man try to quit your crying I know she broke your heart but try to come try to come down

first thing i thought off
 
snocone [TotalFark]
2009-12-08 01:00:15 PM
Yea, right.
Let me just rush right out and change all the medical books.
You know, they are still using that Latin stuff?

Now, back to the vajayjay
 
buzzcut73
2009-12-08 01:00:40 PM
Vaginal Corona G Rickover, father of the nuclear Navy....
I'll try to remember that.

/knows its really spelled Hyman
 
Farkwaddle
2009-12-08 01:00:45 PM
lockheed1039: Isn't that where they build Vulvas?

/my buddy drives a Vulva Wagon. It's pretty sweet.

Almost. Volvo-Vulva
 
lockheed1039
2009-12-08 01:00:59 PM
tothekor: lockheed1039: Isn't that where they build Vulvas?

/my buddy drives a Vulva Wagon. It's pretty sweet.

...egg on my face. my buddies car is a Saab.
 
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