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		Carrier Prejean won't appear in show at midnight because it conflicts with her Christian image. Either that, or she doesn't want people to see the fangs and facial hair she develops (nypost.com)		77
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OlafTheBent		2009-12-08 09:01:12 AM

Her reputation?

... really?

... no, seriously.

The whore who made countless sex tapes?

/Someone needs to tell her, if you repeat bullsh*t often enough... it's still bullsh*t.

Wendy's Chili		2009-12-08 09:14:37 AM

OlafTheBent: Someone needs to tell her, if you repeat bullsh*t often enough... it's still bullsh*t.

I thinks it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose to reject bullsh*t or believe bullsh*t and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that repeating bullsh*t makes it true. No offense to anyone out there but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be.

OlafTheBent		2009-12-08 10:12:37 AM

Wendy's Chili: I thinks it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other

Yes... choosing your truth is the American way.

/The rest of the world calls it lying

hazeleyedwolff		2009-12-08 10:14:52 AM

You're being inappropriate Olaf. You're being really inappropriate. *Storms out of studio*

The Icelander		2009-12-08 10:15:32 AM

Christians aren't up at midnight?

shivashakti		2009-12-08 10:16:06 AM

She still has a Christian image?

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2009-12-08 10:18:41 AM

I'll have to tell the local churches that Carrie Prejean says their Christmas Eve Midnight Services aren't Christian.

Maybe Carrie's like Cinderalla -- except instead of turning back into a raggedy hearth-sweeeper at midnight Carrie turns into a raging bean-flicker?

flaEsq		2009-12-08 10:30:06 AM

Does it matter when? This Connecticut club is a friggin casino.

Diogenes		2009-12-08 10:38:30 AM

I've decided to be a Christian again. It seems really easy, and it doesn't appear as if I would need to change anything in my life. You just have to say, "OK - I'm Christian now."

The Icelander		2009-12-08 10:41:44 AM

Diogenes: I've decided to be a Christian again. It seems really easy, and it doesn't appear as if I would need to change anything in my life. You just have to say, "OK - I'm Christian now."

That's not true. You apparently have to act like your shiat doesn't stink and insist everyone bend over backwards for you.

Dr.Knockboots		2009-12-08 10:44:26 AM

The Icelander: That's not true. You apparently have to act like your shiat doesn't stink and insist everyone bend over backwards for you.

I am offended by your line and I think that you should act and speak like I do because what I say is right.

/new Christian
//man this is fun!!

shivashakti		2009-12-08 10:45:28 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Maybe Carrie's like Cinderalla -- except instead of turning back into a raggedy hearth-sweeeper at midnight Carrie turns into a raging bean-flicker?

I'm thinking it's more like she's a Mogwai. Sure, she looks all cute and dumb and innocent, but don't feed her after midnight and for f*ck's sake, don't get her wet!

OlafTheBent		2009-12-08 10:52:59 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Maybe Carrie's like Cinderalla -- except instead of turning back into a raggedy hearth-sweeeper at midnight Carrie turns into a raging bean-flicker?

Now that's hot... I'll be in my bunk for a minute.

The Icelander: That's not true. You apparently have to act like your shiat doesn't stink and insist everyone bend over backwards for you.

I believe that only applies to priests.

Theaetetus		2009-12-08 10:58:36 AM

Yes, midnight is more of a catholic time.

Ender's		2009-12-08 11:19:12 AM

What Christian image?

Megain		2009-12-08 11:21:51 AM

submitter: Carrier Prejean won't appear in show at midnight because it conflicts with her Christian image.

what's she carrying?

brigid_fitch		2009-12-08 11:22:42 AM

Carrier Prejean won't appear in show at midnight because it conflicts with her ~~Christian~~stuck-up, hypocritical, ignorant whore image.

There, that's better.

Megain		2009-12-08 11:27:49 AM

"We are not completely certain that we want her in a nightclub setting at the hours specified in the contract."

carrie will be busy making sex videos at home like all good christian girls should be doing, not out at some den of hedonistic pleasure

Cagey B		2009-12-08 11:28:55 AM

Floor humpers always pick the best heroes.

CravenMorehead		2009-12-08 12:16:40 PM

Is "Carrier Prejean" even more "Carrie" than the regular "Carrie Prejean"? Does she have an extra helping of "Carrie"?

impaler		2009-12-08 12:49:53 PM

To be fair, gay bashing and sex related scandals are expected out of Christians. Having fun - not so much.

LarryDan43		2009-12-08 12:59:05 PM

It costs $4.99 a minute to see Carrie Prejean after midnight and she has a very low res cam, so it's not worth it.

8Man		2009-12-08 12:59:42 PM

Who?

DeadZone		2009-12-08 12:59:43 PM

Megain: submitter: Carrier Prejean won't appear in show at midnight because it conflicts with her Christian image.

what's she carrying?

Sex tapes and an unearned superiority complex.

LeafyGreens		2009-12-08 01:01:11 PM

Hoo doggy! I know right where she's at. I can't count the number of times Grandma Greens tucked me in early as I had a full day of taped masturbation the next day.

Knoughah		2009-12-08 01:01:51 PM

What a Carrier Prejean may look like.

lehmac		2009-12-08 01:01:53 PM

CravenMorehead: Is "Carrier Prejean" even more "Carrie" than the regular "Carrie Prejean"? Does she have an extra helping of "Carrie"?

I read it as "Carrier Prestrain" and thought rat flu had infected NYC since the "paper" the "article" came from is the Post.

lehmac		2009-12-08 01:04:22 PM

*prays to Jesus in heaven that she comes out as one of Tigers whoas*

muaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha

ihatedumbpeople		2009-12-08 01:06:00 PM

Gay hater?
Hypocrite?

Christian?

We have a winner...she IS a Christian.

bostonowns		2009-12-08 01:06:42 PM

she told me it didnt count and we could that. ;D

ModernLuddite		2009-12-08 01:07:13 PM

Does competing publicly to be acknowledged as the prettiest girl fall into Christ's teachings?

I guess they'd have made pride a sin if it was really all that bad.

MickTheBloodyPirate		2009-12-08 01:08:36 PM

oh for fark's sake. why the fark is she still breathing?

Contrabulous Flabtraption		2009-12-08 01:14:13 PM

Whatever, I'd still penis it.

tomWright		2009-12-08 01:14:51 PM

OlafTheBent: Wendy's Chili: I thinks it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other

Yes... choosing your truth is the ~~American~~ Human way.

/The rest of the world calls it lying

FTFY

ep.yimg.com

The_Sponge		2009-12-08 01:25:09 PM

MickTheBloodyPirate: oh for fark's sake. why the fark is she still breathing?

*Face Palm*

Yes, because being against gay marriage somehow makes somebody evil. Yeesh.

megalynn44		2009-12-08 01:27:12 PM

The layers of stupid, entitlement, and hypocrisy exhibited by this girl (and her family) astound me.

FormlessOne		2009-12-08 01:29:53 PM

Wendy's Chili: OlafTheBent: Someone needs to tell her, if you repeat bullsh*t often enough... it's still bullsh*t.

I thinks it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose to reject bullsh*t or believe bullsh*t and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that repeating bullsh*t makes it true. No offense to anyone out there but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be.

Beautiful.

Honestly, why do we still care about this fool? She's upset that her true self was rejected, and then she tried to be "clever" and extort money from those who rejected her, only to be hoist by her own petard. Who honest gives a rat's rectum what this vapid troglodyte thinks at any given moment?

Kurmudgeon		2009-12-08 01:35:13 PM

"The whore who made countless sex tapes?"

At least attempt to be somewhat accurate.
There was one tape, made for her boyfriend, with only her in it.
One doesn't count as countless, it hardly counts as a sex tape.
Just because you dislike someone for some or any reason doesn't mean that you can go wild with accusations.

museamused		2009-12-08 01:39:02 PM

Kurmudgeon: "The whore who made countless sex tapes?"

At least attempt to be somewhat accurate.
There was one tape, made for her boyfriend, with only her in it.
One doesn't count as countless, it hardly counts as a sex tape.
Just because you dislike someone for some or any reason doesn't mean that you can go wild with accusations.

I agree with you on your first two point but you're not being truthful either.
A video of oneself masturbating is most definitely a sex tap as it's meant to be masturbated to.

Diogenes		2009-12-08 01:41:43 PM

How can you be in conflict with that which does not exist?

DeadZone		2009-12-08 01:43:41 PM

FormlessOne: Honestly, why do we still care about this fool?

sex tape.

MickTheBloodyPirate		2009-12-08 01:44:02 PM

frepnog		2009-12-08 01:44:22 PM

Kurmudgeon: "The whore who made countless sex tapes?"

At least attempt to be somewhat accurate.
There was one tape, made for her boyfriend, with only her in it.
One doesn't count as countless, it hardly counts as a sex tape.
Just because you dislike someone for some or any reason doesn't mean that you can go wild with accusations.

um. there are apparently upwards of six tapes.

from what I hear, anyway.

museamused		2009-12-08 01:49:11 PM

frepnog: Kurmudgeon: "The whore who made countless sex tapes?"

At least attempt to be somewhat accurate.
There was one tape, made for her boyfriend, with only her in it.
One doesn't count as countless, it hardly counts as a sex tape.
Just because you dislike someone for some or any reason doesn't mean that you can go wild with accusations.

um. there are apparently upwards of six tapes.

from what I hear, anyway.

If that's true, Kurmudgeon, I only concede your first point. I just read there are eight. God be praised.

JoeCowboy		2009-12-08 01:51:28 PM

seventh fleet landed

JC

undflickertail		2009-12-08 01:52:43 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'll have to tell the local churches that Carrie Prejean says their Christmas Eve Midnight Services aren't Christian.

Easter too.

wiredmaverick		2009-12-08 01:58:48 PM

CravenMorehead: Is "Carrier Prejean" even more "Carrie" than the regular "Carrie Prejean"? Does she have an extra helping of "Carrie"?

Please God no

jonballsjon		2009-12-08 01:59:29 PM

MickTheBloodyPirate: The_Sponge: MickTheBloodyPirate: oh for fark's sake. why the fark is she still breathing?

*Face Palm*

Yes, because being against gay marriage somehow makes somebody evil. Yeesh.

it goes much deeper than that.

All the way to the balls, I've heard.

GWSuperfan		2009-12-08 02:02:10 PM

The_Sponge: MickTheBloodyPirate: oh for fark's sake. why the fark is she still breathing?

*Face Palm*

Yes, because being against gay marriage somehow makes somebody evil. Yeesh.

No, she's not evil- she's just stupid. I'm amazed that she's managed to follow the instructions on the card for this long without making a mistake.

INHALE
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(turn card over)
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EXHALE
.
.
(turn card over)

skinny-lil-b		2009-12-08 02:22:12 PM

Well, I understand that whoring yourself out for a few bucks is right in line with Christianity. Encouraged, in most cases. Is she pastor of a mega-church yet? I bet she'd draw in some money for the poor ~~minister~~

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